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Anonymous (ID: 80c+WFk5) |⭑I >>490801489 (OP) # >buy stupid game 12/08/24(Sun)03:32:55 No.490803248 >sits in my library unplayed for years >decide to play one day >bored right from the get go >quit and never play again >can't get refund cuz I bought it too long ago >whatever >load up gta SA >feel better >>490803551 #
Anonymous (ID: 80c+WFk5) |⭑I >>490801489 (OP) # >buy stupid game 12/08/24(Sun)03:32:55 No.490803248 >sits in my library unplayed for years >decide to play one day >bored right from the get go >quit and never play again >can't get refund cuz I bought it too long ago >whatever >load up gta SA >feel better >>490803551 #

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08/19/24(Mon)23:17:42 No.478917131 NMM meet-the-newest-heart-throb-serial-killer-wade-wilson-v0- fhriagh1ou6d1.jpg 26 KB JPG >brutally kill 2 women just for fun >an entire army of women over 1 million strong all around the globe want to free you out of jail Why are females like this?
08/19/24(Mon)23:17:42 No.478917131 NMM meet-the-newest-heart-throb-serial-killer-wade-wilson-v0- fhriagh1ou6d1.jpg 26 KB JPG >brutally kill 2 women just for fun >an entire army of women over 1 million strong all around the globe want to free you out of jail Why are females like this?

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File: 1728284999459321s.jpg (8 KB, 250x239) venting Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:32:46 No.80053172 (1/2) >be me, male >3 years ago >that time im actually looking not bad, like asolid 8.5/10 >there is a super hot 10/10 baddie in my class >shes a freaking goddess >try to chat with her >its obvious that im tryna hit >mfw she's even responding to me with not just one word >never thought that this will go so smoothly >so now we are chatting on a daily basis >just some random bs but she's still 10/10 and im still talking to her >i f------ start simping over her >start planning our life together, yk basic simp's thoughts >but anyway i subconsciously know that's never gonna happen >several weeks pass but we are still just talking on breaks >i dont wanna make first move, im scared af >she's getting a litlle more flirty and touchy >randomly pets me and stuff >but one day i see her in the hall and as usual just greet her and keep walking towards the classroom >"hey, anon! can you check this out?" > huh? that's something new > "do i like nice in this new skirt?" > of cour- > she spins around and flashes her panties >w-- did just happened? >she's staring at me with that freaky look on her face >"so you actually DO like me, anon" >whut do u mean??? >she's actually staring at that mountain Fuji in my pants >ohfuck.gif >both brain and heart goes into overdrive >long story short i fainted >> Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:36:52 No.80053199 (2/2) >when i wake up i feel something... yeah, something.. >my head is in between of her boobs and she's petting my head >try not to faint again >she says how im so cute because i fainted because of her >im so embarrassed >cant hold it anymore >i bust in my pants, but dont notice it >even though it feels so good something inside begs me to get outta here as f------ fast as possible >master up some courage and run faster than cheetah to random park near school >all of my stuff is in the classroom but i dont care >i feel something wet in my pants >realisation hits >i just cummed from headpats >i know its over for me >dont even have my phone to text my mom to pick me up >long story short i asked random dude to pick my stuff up >i beg my mom to swich schools >"why anon? you were looking so happy last weeks after school, did smth happen?" >cant tell her >come up with random s--- about being bullied >next week i go into new school >but she is now texting me >i ghost her >few weeks pass, im still terrified >every night i can't stop thinking about this, how i got humiliated >notice she hasn't been online for two(2) weeks >huh.jpeg >open local news website >she cut herself >i know that's because of me >i basically killed her >i feel so guilty >just because i was a p---- she killed herself >this still haunts me to this day, just wanted to share my tragic story with you, anons
File: 1728284999459321s.jpg (8 KB, 250x239) venting Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:32:46 No.80053172 (1/2) >be me, male >3 years ago >that time im actually looking not bad, like asolid 8.5/10 >there is a super hot 10/10 baddie in my class >shes a freaking goddess >try to chat with her >its obvious that im tryna hit >mfw she's even responding to me with not just one word >never thought that this will go so smoothly >so now we are chatting on a daily basis >just some random bs but she's still 10/10 and im still talking to her >i f------ start simping over her >start planning our life together, yk basic simp's thoughts >but anyway i subconsciously know that's never gonna happen >several weeks pass but we are still just talking on breaks >i dont wanna make first move, im scared af >she's getting a litlle more flirty and touchy >randomly pets me and stuff >but one day i see her in the hall and as usual just greet her and keep walking towards the classroom >"hey, anon! can you check this out?" > huh? that's something new > "do i like nice in this new skirt?" > of cour- > she spins around and flashes her panties >w-- did just happened? >she's staring at me with that freaky look on her face >"so you actually DO like me, anon" >whut do u mean??? >she's actually staring at that mountain Fuji in my pants >ohfuck.gif >both brain and heart goes into overdrive >long story short i fainted >> Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:36:52 No.80053199 (2/2) >when i wake up i feel something... yeah, something.. >my head is in between of her boobs and she's petting my head >try not to faint again >she says how im so cute because i fainted because of her >im so embarrassed >cant hold it anymore >i bust in my pants, but dont notice it >even though it feels so good something inside begs me to get outta here as f------ fast as possible >master up some courage and run faster than cheetah to random park near school >all of my stuff is in the classroom but i dont care >i feel something wet in my pants >realisation hits >i just cummed from headpats >i know its over for me >dont even have my phone to text my mom to pick me up >long story short i asked random dude to pick my stuff up >i beg my mom to swich schools >"why anon? you were looking so happy last weeks after school, did smth happen?" >cant tell her >come up with random s--- about being bullied >next week i go into new school >but she is now texting me >i ghost her >few weeks pass, im still terrified >every night i can't stop thinking about this, how i got humiliated >notice she hasn't been online for two(2) weeks >huh.jpeg >open local news website >she cut herself >i know that's because of me >i basically killed her >i feel so guilty >just because i was a p---- she killed herself >this still haunts me to this day, just wanted to share my tragic story with you, anons

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Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:05:03 No.383563516 DARK SOULS IIII Dart S&O BANDAI NAMCO EC2011-2017 Fr, 1 2.59 MB JPG Hey /v/, FromSoft insider here. I'll answer any questions about Dark Souls 4, which is currently in development. I have a few hours so ask away. Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:07:30 No.383563659 >>383563516 (OP) IIII<
Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:05:03 No.383563516 DARK SOULS IIII Dart S&O BANDAI NAMCO EC2011-2017 Fr, 1 2.59 MB JPG Hey /v/, FromSoft insider here. I'll answer any questions about Dark Souls 4, which is currently in development. I have a few hours so ask away. Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:07:30 No.383563659 >>383563516 (OP) IIII<

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View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace FAF1BB5A-E191-4AC5-8E7A-D73EBODA (...).jpg, 127KiB, 720x1074 /x/ Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 00:55:53 No.25993052 Replies: 185 View Report Anyone else have an extreme hatred for demons? They piss me off to no f------ end. I literally fantasize about murdering a demon and putting the fear of God into it. F------ retards I f------ hate them. One that really pisses me off is baphomet. >f----- ass gay retard name >worshipped by gay retarded LARP groups like the knights Templar (f---) >does that dumb f------ gay pose with his fingers I f------ hate him. I have always kinda wanted to have a ritual to summon him just so I could beat the f--- out of his goat retard face. I'm an Orthodox Christian so it would be a sin to hold a satanic practice of any kind, I know that, but still. I can't put into words how much I f------ want to beat the f--- out of baphomet. What a f------ retard loser. Imagine rejecting God so you can have gay o----- in hell and also look ugly as s--- too. And have a f----- post to top it off. Just typing this fills me with rage. F--- demons, f--- baphomet, f--- Satan, f--- satanists, f--- anyone who hates God, I can't describe how much I want to beat the s--- out of them. Can anyone else relate? Also pic unrelated, it's Archangel Michael. I would use a picture of baphomet but I don't want to see a picture of that f----- retard because it would make me put a hole through my computer.
View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace FAF1BB5A-E191-4AC5-8E7A-D73EBODA (...).jpg, 127KiB, 720x1074 /x/ Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 00:55:53 No.25993052 Replies: 185 View Report Anyone else have an extreme hatred for demons? They piss me off to no f------ end. I literally fantasize about murdering a demon and putting the fear of God into it. F------ retards I f------ hate them. One that really pisses me off is baphomet. >f----- ass gay retard name >worshipped by gay retarded LARP groups like the knights Templar (f---) >does that dumb f------ gay pose with his fingers I f------ hate him. I have always kinda wanted to have a ritual to summon him just so I could beat the f--- out of his goat retard face. I'm an Orthodox Christian so it would be a sin to hold a satanic practice of any kind, I know that, but still. I can't put into words how much I f------ want to beat the f--- out of baphomet. What a f------ retard loser. Imagine rejecting God so you can have gay o----- in hell and also look ugly as s--- too. And have a f----- post to top it off. Just typing this fills me with rage. F--- demons, f--- baphomet, f--- Satan, f--- satanists, f--- anyone who hates God, I can't describe how much I want to beat the s--- out of them. Can anyone else relate? Also pic unrelated, it's Archangel Michael. I would use a picture of baphomet but I don't want to see a picture of that f----- retard because it would make me put a hole through my computer.

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: Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 362 KB PNG and drawers 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to c-------- >low gravity spin c-------- into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone. thinks Im autistic View Thread
: Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 362 KB PNG and drawers 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to c-------- >low gravity spin c-------- into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone. thinks Im autistic View Thread

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File: 8f7dcc2f4cb084d4bfc8f666b(...).jpg (69 KB, 407x777) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)22:10:00 No.80048789 > Upgrades to Godhood > Can do anything he wants > Chases j------- What did Alan Moore mean by this?
File: 8f7dcc2f4cb084d4bfc8f666b(...).jpg (69 KB, 407x777) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)22:10:00 No.80048789 > Upgrades to Godhood > Can do anything he wants > Chases j------- What did Alan Moore mean by this?

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>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.
>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.

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File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (100 KB, 750x1000) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)21:08:06 No.80048261 > Bisexual Man > F----- 2 women. F----- 53 men > Never mentions it to anyone > Bisexual Women > F----- 53 men. F----- 0 women > Next shuts the f--- up about it
File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (100 KB, 750x1000) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)21:08:06 No.80048261 > Bisexual Man > F----- 2 women. F----- 53 men > Never mentions it to anyone > Bisexual Women > F----- 53 men. F----- 0 women > Next shuts the f--- up about it

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Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/
Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/

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Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue
Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue

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Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason
Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon) 18:39:37 No.203592934 waaaa my husband cooks meth waaaa my husband wants to leave us money waaaaa my husband killed a guy who was going to kill all of us skylar hate.jpg 82 KB JPG >husband becomes a psychopathic drug dealer who kills people >wife is upset about it when she finds out >shows audience hates her for some reason

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Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip
Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)07:22:29 No.203428420 1661774731811789.jpg 78 KB JPG >waiter doesn't grow the food >waiter doesn't ship the food >waiter doesn't inspect the food >waiter doesn't manage the business >waiter doesn't make the recipe >waiter doesn't cook the food >waiter expects to receive 25% of the value of the food because they walked 10 feet i don't tip

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Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 20 KB PNG >loses 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous Best Gamer 01/13/25(Mon)20:40:45 No.700080313 >Yeah, I work 80-100 hours per week... >I've played a lot of videogames. How do you respond without sounding mad? 345 KB PNG : Anonymous >>700080313 (OP) # 01/13/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.700080476 The most powerful man in the world. Yet you still pine for attention like a woman.
Anonymous Best Gamer 01/13/25(Mon)20:40:45 No.700080313 >Yeah, I work 80-100 hours per week... >I've played a lot of videogames. How do you respond without sounding mad? 345 KB PNG : Anonymous >>700080313 (OP) # 01/13/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.700080476 The most powerful man in the world. Yet you still pine for attention like a woman.

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Anonymous (ID: XIIIM+nB 01/13/25(Mon)17:35:57 No.494156421 >>494156652 く Naw, 6.25 million men in LA can't be bothered to save their own city. I can't be bothered to care. Anonymous (ID: SBVANRLL) 01/13/25(Mon) 17:40:33 No.494156652 >>494156799 >>494162770 >>494156421 there's 5000 firefighters there the last thing they need is for me to waddle down the canyon and pause everything so a chinook can haul me out >I currently don't have the ability to create images directly. However, I can describe how you could draw such a technical diagram step-by-step: >Chinook Helicopter: >Draw a side view of a Chinook helicopter with two large rotors on top. >Label key parts: the cockpit, engines, rotor blades, cargo hook, and fuselage. >Add details like the tail, stabilizers, and landing gear. >Obese Man: >Draw the obese man suspended below the helicopter using a harness or sling. >Show his body supported by ropes or a rescue device that is attached to the cargo hook. >Illustrate the man's body proportions clearly to indicate that he is overweight. >Canyon Background: >In the background, illustrate a canyon with steep sides. Add depth to show the man being lifted out of the canyon. >Depict rocky cliffs, with perhaps some wildfire smoke rising from the area. >Wildfire: >Show areas in the canyon engulfed in smoke and flames to indicate a wildfire. >Draw fire and smoke billowing from the ground to show the severity of the wildfire. >Flight Path & Wind Effect: >Use dashed lines to indicate the flight path of the helicopter. >Show arrows around the helicopter to depict wind or rotor wash from the spinning blades. >Annotations: >Label key components such as the cargo hook, ropes, and parts of the helicopter. >Annotate the wildfire area and the path of flight for clarity. >With this guidance, you could create a technical diagram that shows the scene in a clear and organized way. Would you like more specific help with any of these parts?
Anonymous (ID: XIIIM+nB 01/13/25(Mon)17:35:57 No.494156421 >>494156652 く Naw, 6.25 million men in LA can't be bothered to save their own city. I can't be bothered to care. Anonymous (ID: SBVANRLL) 01/13/25(Mon) 17:40:33 No.494156652 >>494156799 >>494162770 >>494156421 there's 5000 firefighters there the last thing they need is for me to waddle down the canyon and pause everything so a chinook can haul me out >I currently don't have the ability to create images directly. However, I can describe how you could draw such a technical diagram step-by-step: >Chinook Helicopter: >Draw a side view of a Chinook helicopter with two large rotors on top. >Label key parts: the cockpit, engines, rotor blades, cargo hook, and fuselage. >Add details like the tail, stabilizers, and landing gear. >Obese Man: >Draw the obese man suspended below the helicopter using a harness or sling. >Show his body supported by ropes or a rescue device that is attached to the cargo hook. >Illustrate the man's body proportions clearly to indicate that he is overweight. >Canyon Background: >In the background, illustrate a canyon with steep sides. Add depth to show the man being lifted out of the canyon. >Depict rocky cliffs, with perhaps some wildfire smoke rising from the area. >Wildfire: >Show areas in the canyon engulfed in smoke and flames to indicate a wildfire. >Draw fire and smoke billowing from the ground to show the severity of the wildfire. >Flight Path & Wind Effect: >Use dashed lines to indicate the flight path of the helicopter. >Show arrows around the helicopter to depict wind or rotor wash from the spinning blades. >Annotations: >Label key components such as the cargo hook, ropes, and parts of the helicopter. >Annotate the wildfire area and the path of flight for clarity. >With this guidance, you could create a technical diagram that shows the scene in a clear and organized way. Would you like more specific help with any of these parts?

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Anonymous 91 KB JPG computer 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid
Anonymous 91 KB JPG computer 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

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Anonymous (ID: JIC820Dq) I 01/12/25(Sun)09:17:55 No.494087455 DECLARE WAR Trade Demand Discuss Elder Wigglytuff of Guild Tribe Hello! Welcome to welcome to Wigglytuff's Guild! NEUTRAL Goodbye hope we can be friends in the future! And I'm of course Wigglytuff!! wigglytuff.png 2.43 MB PNG Wigglytuff would be or become a genuine Fascist I think. Here are my reasons: >He has that whole "family friendly" and "wholesome" vibe going on >He would probably be really into the traditional Victorian aesthetic or old white Americana culture >Then he would recognise that the (((modernists))) destroyed his wholesome past >Ethnic minority pokemon would join his guild >They would steal, r---, cause violence and decrease the quality of life >He would then embrace fascism Prove me wrong, libtards.
Anonymous (ID: JIC820Dq) I 01/12/25(Sun)09:17:55 No.494087455 DECLARE WAR Trade Demand Discuss Elder Wigglytuff of Guild Tribe Hello! Welcome to welcome to Wigglytuff's Guild! NEUTRAL Goodbye hope we can be friends in the future! And I'm of course Wigglytuff!! wigglytuff.png 2.43 MB PNG Wigglytuff would be or become a genuine Fascist I think. Here are my reasons: >He has that whole "family friendly" and "wholesome" vibe going on >He would probably be really into the traditional Victorian aesthetic or old white Americana culture >Then he would recognise that the (((modernists))) destroyed his wholesome past >Ethnic minority pokemon would join his guild >They would steal, r---, cause violence and decrease the quality of life >He would then embrace fascism Prove me wrong, libtards.

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>be me >18, just got my driver's license >parents let me borrow the car for the first time >feeling like a badass >decide to pick up some McDonald's drive-thru >order a Big Mac, fries, and a coke >pull up to the window >nervous as hell, accidentally hit the window control button >window goes up instead of down >slam the coke against the glass >it explodes everywhere, including on me >McDonald's worker just stares >drive home in shame, covered in coke >forget the food at the drive-thru
>be me >18, just got my driver's license >parents let me borrow the car for the first time >feeling like a badass >decide to pick up some McDonald's drive-thru >order a Big Mac, fries, and a coke >pull up to the window >nervous as hell, accidentally hit the window control button >window goes up instead of down >slam the coke against the glass >it explodes everywhere, including on me >McDonald's worker just stares >drive home in shame, covered in coke >forget the food at the drive-thru

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old people in serbia are genuinely retards X padinski_burazer Thu 2024-12-05 11:58pm No.14 >be me 2 years ago >small village in serbia >live with grandma >well >old bitch teacher works at school for 20 years pic related >turns out she's been stealing from the school fund the whole time >serbian FBI or some s--- finally catches on > one day after school >she's walking home >FBI SWAT van screeches into the school parking lot >agents pile out >they tackle her to the ground in front of the entire playground full of kids >full FBI action movie scene, cuffs, shouting, the whole deal >mfw teacher gets aressted and goes to prison >she's still in prison she gonna stay there for a while >village gossip says she dropped the soap how does this s--- only happen in serbia reply for more stories
old people in serbia are genuinely retards X padinski_burazer Thu 2024-12-05 11:58pm No.14 >be me 2 years ago >small village in serbia >live with grandma >well >old bitch teacher works at school for 20 years pic related >turns out she's been stealing from the school fund the whole time >serbian FBI or some s--- finally catches on > one day after school >she's walking home >FBI SWAT van screeches into the school parking lot >agents pile out >they tackle her to the ground in front of the entire playground full of kids >full FBI action movie scene, cuffs, shouting, the whole deal >mfw teacher gets aressted and goes to prison >she's still in prison she gonna stay there for a while >village gossip says she dropped the soap how does this s--- only happen in serbia reply for more stories

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