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: Anonymous (ID: yqRr+NtH 10/29/23(Sun)20:03:46 No.446826939 >>446821169 (OP) # I've been intentionally tanking my physical and mental health lately in order to avoid the draft. >Haven't taken my asthma medication since shortly after the invasion >Haven't gone to therapy in quite a while either >Been eating like s---, mostly ramen noodles, buttered pasta, Mac & cheese, and Oreos >Haven't been exercising >Spend most of my time sitting alone in a dark room I've considered intentionally giving myself a heart attack or stroke to really make sure, but I'm afraid I might accidentally kill myself
: Anonymous (ID: yqRr+NtH 10/29/23(Sun)20:03:46 No.446826939 >>446821169 (OP) # I've been intentionally tanking my physical and mental health lately in order to avoid the draft. >Haven't taken my asthma medication since shortly after the invasion >Haven't gone to therapy in quite a while either >Been eating like s---, mostly ramen noodles, buttered pasta, Mac & cheese, and Oreos >Haven't been exercising >Spend most of my time sitting alone in a dark room I've considered intentionally giving myself a heart attack or stroke to really make sure, but I'm afraid I might accidentally kill myself

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Anon lives in the big city | /r/Greentext

07/23/20(Thu)23:32:56 No.127376602 >DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade-listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I'm f----- JACKED man, I'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!! Anonymous 123 KB JPG
07/23/20(Thu)23:32:56 No.127376602 >DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade-listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I'm f----- JACKED man, I'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!! Anonymous 123 KB JPG

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Girlfriend music discovery on man’s favorite game | /r/Greentext

>be me 22 year old college student >have gf >gfs family member just died and for some reason has incredibly horny streak 633 KB GIF >she has be f------ me endlessly for days >don't think i have to worry about anything she has irregular menstrual cycle so i assume shes less infertile, pull out method all the way >one day im gaming, pulls me aside in lingere >herewegoagain.mp3 >says she wants to do it to some music she found >wait w-- is that the f------ pizza tower soundtrack? >it is. >Its the f------ noise's theme. >proceeds to f--- me into oblivion >not even kidding the best sex of all time in my life literally melting down there and can feel it up my spine >she is f------ me to the rhythm? >imboutablow.mp4 >literally buckets the most ever in my life I didn't last 5 minutes >FFD 1-2 months later >gf has stopped horny streak ever since that night for some reason. >gf has gotten really sick the past couple days >go to hospital and find out shes pregnant. >Mfw well guys my son/daughter was conceived from f------ pizza tower music, and my life is about to take a drastic change. Do not do your wife/gf to video game soundtracks.
>be me 22 year old college student >have gf >gfs family member just died and for some reason has incredibly horny streak 633 KB GIF >she has be f------ me endlessly for days >don't think i have to worry about anything she has irregular menstrual cycle so i assume shes less infertile, pull out method all the way >one day im gaming, pulls me aside in lingere >herewegoagain.mp3 >says she wants to do it to some music she found >wait w-- is that the f------ pizza tower soundtrack? >it is. >Its the f------ noise's theme. >proceeds to f--- me into oblivion >not even kidding the best sex of all time in my life literally melting down there and can feel it up my spine >she is f------ me to the rhythm? >imboutablow.mp4 >literally buckets the most ever in my life I didn't last 5 minutes >FFD 1-2 months later >gf has stopped horny streak ever since that night for some reason. >gf has gotten really sick the past couple days >go to hospital and find out shes pregnant. >Mfw well guys my son/daughter was conceived from f------ pizza tower music, and my life is about to take a drastic change. Do not do your wife/gf to video game soundtracks.

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Anon loses the love of his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)17:11:34 No.75234326 >Be me 6 years go >Browsing sketchy anonymous app >Some girl posts about wanting to lose her virginity before she kills herself >Message her because I wanted to get laid, didn't think she was serious >We talk for a couple weeks >She showed me what she looked like and she wasn't bad looking >End up meeting up >She was way cuter in person >Kinda tomboyish, visibly socially awkward >We hang out for a bit and end up f------ >She was actually nice to be around and I liked her >Tried to contact her again >She never responded I think about her almost every night. I never got her real name so I couldn't find an obituary. Don't know if she just ghosted me or if she actually killed herself
: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)17:11:34 No.75234326 >Be me 6 years go >Browsing sketchy anonymous app >Some girl posts about wanting to lose her virginity before she kills herself >Message her because I wanted to get laid, didn't think she was serious >We talk for a couple weeks >She showed me what she looked like and she wasn't bad looking >End up meeting up >She was way cuter in person >Kinda tomboyish, visibly socially awkward >We hang out for a bit and end up f------ >She was actually nice to be around and I liked her >Tried to contact her again >She never responded I think about her almost every night. I never got her real name so I couldn't find an obituary. Don't know if she just ghosted me or if she actually killed herself

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Femanon gets the ick. | /r/Greentext

File: 1616844035258.jpg (74 KB, 429x429) 98 Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)12:31:35 No.75229370 >get the ick from someone >decide i don't want to be friends anymore >actively avoid them >leave when they arrive >they still can't take the hint >outright unfriend them >they still can't take the hint >and now they're gossipping about me spreading rumors i hate people so much take the I you disgusting freaks this behaviour literally proves i was rught to get the ick
File: 1616844035258.jpg (74 KB, 429x429) 98 Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)12:31:35 No.75229370 >get the ick from someone >decide i don't want to be friends anymore >actively avoid them >leave when they arrive >they still can't take the hint >outright unfriend them >they still can't take the hint >and now they're gossipping about me spreading rumors i hate people so much take the I you disgusting freaks this behaviour literally proves i was rught to get the ick

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Anons get watches. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG >go to a coffee shop, see a cute girl >sit next to her and strike up a conversation. >she seems uninterested keeps checking her phone 10/29/23(Sun)17:06:21 No.75234267 >be >32 year old virgin >save up for months to buy a fancy Rolex >finally get the Rolex, feel like a million bucks >suddenly, Rolex starts ticking loudly >girl: "Is that your watch?" >me: "Uh, yeah, it's a Rolex." >girl's eyes light up, suddenly interested. >girl: "Wow, that's impressive. I love expensive watches." Anonymous >we chat she's into me because of the watch >exchange numbers, plan a date later virgins 90 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)17:07:38 No.75234281 >>75234267 (OP) my rado gets me girls
Anonymous 43 KB JPG >go to a coffee shop, see a cute girl >sit next to her and strike up a conversation. >she seems uninterested keeps checking her phone 10/29/23(Sun)17:06:21 No.75234267 >be >32 year old virgin >save up for months to buy a fancy Rolex >finally get the Rolex, feel like a million bucks >suddenly, Rolex starts ticking loudly >girl: "Is that your watch?" >me: "Uh, yeah, it's a Rolex." >girl's eyes light up, suddenly interested. >girl: "Wow, that's impressive. I love expensive watches." Anonymous >we chat she's into me because of the watch >exchange numbers, plan a date later virgins 90 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)17:07:38 No.75234281 >>75234267 (OP) my rado gets me girls

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Anon has a dating plan | /r/Greentext

File: 123.gif (1.83 MB, 498x409) why not date a friendless loser? Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:03:49 No.75228798 >>75228833 >>75228851 >>75228859 >>75228885 >>75228886 >>75228907 >>75228933 >>75229170 >>75229311 >no chance to cheat on you >entirely dependent on you for emotional support >all their spare time can be spent with you >you can influence them a lot more >>75228897 >you dont have to be jealous or paranoid about them >they will think you're the best thing in their life, the best they can ever get, and worship you sounds like a good deal, right? Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:07:55 No.75228833 File: _3947.jpg (92 KB, 523x410) >>75228798 (OP) # Because I'm a friendless loser who doesn't know how to make any friends Anonymous !ItWB4Junas 10/29/23(Sun)11:10:05 No.75228851 >>75228798 (OP) # the flaw in that logic is that females like that are as rare as unicorns i already struggle with making acquaintances/friends myself, my chances of finding a girl like that are the same of finding a very specific grain of sand in the sahara desert Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:11:28 No.75228859 >>75228798 (OP) # and thats exactly my type Imao. if theyre intelligent too, holy f--- i fall hard
File: 123.gif (1.83 MB, 498x409) why not date a friendless loser? Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:03:49 No.75228798 >>75228833 >>75228851 >>75228859 >>75228885 >>75228886 >>75228907 >>75228933 >>75229170 >>75229311 >no chance to cheat on you >entirely dependent on you for emotional support >all their spare time can be spent with you >you can influence them a lot more >>75228897 >you dont have to be jealous or paranoid about them >they will think you're the best thing in their life, the best they can ever get, and worship you sounds like a good deal, right? Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:07:55 No.75228833 File: _3947.jpg (92 KB, 523x410) >>75228798 (OP) # Because I'm a friendless loser who doesn't know how to make any friends Anonymous !ItWB4Junas 10/29/23(Sun)11:10:05 No.75228851 >>75228798 (OP) # the flaw in that logic is that females like that are as rare as unicorns i already struggle with making acquaintances/friends myself, my chances of finding a girl like that are the same of finding a very specific grain of sand in the sahara desert Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:11:28 No.75228859 >>75228798 (OP) # and thats exactly my type Imao. if theyre intelligent too, holy f--- i fall hard

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Anon loses his cool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous shutterstock 10/29/23(Sun)14:17:14 No.908471216 659 KB JPG >be me >uncircumcised and have serious anxiety (important later trust me) >hanging out with girl I have a crush on >things happen and eventually we start making out >it seems like things are going to go all the way as she pulls my pants down to suck my d--- >thing is I haven't showered since the morning and it was late at this point so I knew my d--- stunk >immediately stop her from giving me head >I'm a nervous wreck at this point and trying to figure out a way to explain why I stopped her >she keeps asking me what's wrong and if I don't want to have sex >feeling this maybe once in a lifetime chance slipping away I blurt out that I was sexually assaulted as a kid when my nanny performed oral on me and I'm traumatized by oral sex >she completely understands and we end up having sex thankfully The problem now is we've been together for 2 years now and I haven't gotten any head since and it's killing me. I don't know if I can live this head- less existence anymore.
: Anonymous shutterstock 10/29/23(Sun)14:17:14 No.908471216 659 KB JPG >be me >uncircumcised and have serious anxiety (important later trust me) >hanging out with girl I have a crush on >things happen and eventually we start making out >it seems like things are going to go all the way as she pulls my pants down to suck my d--- >thing is I haven't showered since the morning and it was late at this point so I knew my d--- stunk >immediately stop her from giving me head >I'm a nervous wreck at this point and trying to figure out a way to explain why I stopped her >she keeps asking me what's wrong and if I don't want to have sex >feeling this maybe once in a lifetime chance slipping away I blurt out that I was sexually assaulted as a kid when my nanny performed oral on me and I'm traumatized by oral sex >she completely understands and we end up having sex thankfully The problem now is we've been together for 2 years now and I haven't gotten any head since and it's killing me. I don't know if I can live this head- less existence anymore.

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ME AFTER BARRY 10/07/21(Thu)14:34:23 No.65671748 THINKING ONCE (1 TIME) 333 KB JPG > be me > Get really depressed one day > reply to a email in university telling them Im depressed. > send RA to my room > its a female that hits all my boxes > try to look away as much as possible while I tell her Im not gonna kill myself I hate myself so much guys
: Anonymous ME AFTER BARRY 10/07/21(Thu)14:34:23 No.65671748 THINKING ONCE (1 TIME) 333 KB JPG > be me > Get really depressed one day > reply to a email in university telling them Im depressed. > send RA to my room > its a female that hits all my boxes > try to look away as much as possible while I tell her Im not gonna kill myself I hate myself so much guys

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

File: 1.jpg (47 KB, 564x720) Is it moral for me to engage in flirting with 16 year old? Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)13:51:03 No.908459311 ► >>908459493 >>908459530 >Be me, 27 years old guy >Brother is having birthday party, hes 8 years younger than me >Among the youth gathered there are 5 girls, all are pretty much cute >One of them is absolute hottie, dressed like pic related >Spend day around house doing my usual stuff, ocasionaly interacting with brothers friends >as night goes on they ask me to go get them some more beer and cigs since I am the only one around with a car >I am glad to be of service to this happy bunch >slowly I completely blend and start vibing with the kids > As you can imagine i am your classical anon that is kind of autistic, and never really had much success with the girls >However I am kind good looking, and I make solid bucks, so what prevents me from scoring females is mostly my autism and anxiety, I just have a really hard time bonding with females. > This cutie is eyeing me the whole time. Even my autistic ass can tell the signals >Somehow end up talking with her. She was super nice, not even nervous around her. She is 16 years old..... >The next morning she we were talking on the couch, her head on my shoulder > We talked about relationships, she had 1 serious relationship that ended 4 months ago, while I had none > I told her everything about myself honestly and she took it surprsingly well, even teasing me playfuly for not ever having girlfriend > When she was on the way home she gave me really long hug, like 15 seconds long. Its 3 days later now, and i have this feeling in my stomach that i havent felt since i was adolescent I want to call her to hang out with me but I am so confused. Shes 16 years old, and our families kinda know about each other. It could be very weird. Maybe she doesnt even want me romantically. It wouldnt be first time I missread someones intentios dramatically. Whata a disaster it could be..... But i still want to call her. What do I do anons. Is it really tragically immorall to think romantically about someone 11 years younger than you? >> Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)13:57:29 No.908459493 ► >>908459311 (OP) Don't do it anon it's not worth catching a case you're 9 years older than her how
File: 1.jpg (47 KB, 564x720) Is it moral for me to engage in flirting with 16 year old? Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)13:51:03 No.908459311 ► >>908459493 >>908459530 >Be me, 27 years old guy >Brother is having birthday party, hes 8 years younger than me >Among the youth gathered there are 5 girls, all are pretty much cute >One of them is absolute hottie, dressed like pic related >Spend day around house doing my usual stuff, ocasionaly interacting with brothers friends >as night goes on they ask me to go get them some more beer and cigs since I am the only one around with a car >I am glad to be of service to this happy bunch >slowly I completely blend and start vibing with the kids > As you can imagine i am your classical anon that is kind of autistic, and never really had much success with the girls >However I am kind good looking, and I make solid bucks, so what prevents me from scoring females is mostly my autism and anxiety, I just have a really hard time bonding with females. > This cutie is eyeing me the whole time. Even my autistic ass can tell the signals >Somehow end up talking with her. She was super nice, not even nervous around her. She is 16 years old..... >The next morning she we were talking on the couch, her head on my shoulder > We talked about relationships, she had 1 serious relationship that ended 4 months ago, while I had none > I told her everything about myself honestly and she took it surprsingly well, even teasing me playfuly for not ever having girlfriend > When she was on the way home she gave me really long hug, like 15 seconds long. Its 3 days later now, and i have this feeling in my stomach that i havent felt since i was adolescent I want to call her to hang out with me but I am so confused. Shes 16 years old, and our families kinda know about each other. It could be very weird. Maybe she doesnt even want me romantically. It wouldnt be first time I missread someones intentios dramatically. Whata a disaster it could be..... But i still want to call her. What do I do anons. Is it really tragically immorall to think romantically about someone 11 years younger than you? >> Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)13:57:29 No.908459493 ► >>908459311 (OP) Don't do it anon it's not worth catching a case you're 9 years older than her how

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Anon on mental illness. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous H H 10/29/23(Sun)18:42:27 No.75229434 WOMEN SUCK AT MENTAL ILLNESS BPD man: poet Autistic man: hacker genius Depressed man: soulful lover BPD woman: stupid bitch Autistic woman: stupid bitch Depressed woman: stupid bitch iy.jpg 32 KB JPG Is he right? Are all mentally ill women stupid bitches? >Depressed man >P-------- Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)01:42:41 No.75232456 >>75229434 (OP) # >BPD man >Serial killer >Autistic man >School shooter
Anonymous H H 10/29/23(Sun)18:42:27 No.75229434 WOMEN SUCK AT MENTAL ILLNESS BPD man: poet Autistic man: hacker genius Depressed man: soulful lover BPD woman: stupid bitch Autistic woman: stupid bitch Depressed woman: stupid bitch iy.jpg 32 KB JPG Is he right? Are all mentally ill women stupid bitches? >Depressed man >P-------- Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)01:42:41 No.75232456 >>75229434 (OP) # >BPD man >Serial killer >Autistic man >School shooter

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Neo needs to wake up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/30/23(Wed)14:57:34 No.18932737 neeoooooooo.png 965 KB PNG >NEEOOOOO00000000 WE DESTROYED OUR PLANET WAKE UP AND COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH ME NEO THERE IS NO MORE STEAK ONLY PASTE FROM THE PASTE DISPENSER NEEO000000000
Anonymous 08/30/23(Wed)14:57:34 No.18932737 neeoooooooo.png 965 KB PNG >NEEOOOOO00000000 WE DESTROYED OUR PLANET WAKE UP AND COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH ME NEO THERE IS NO MORE STEAK ONLY PASTE FROM THE PASTE DISPENSER NEEO000000000

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Anon gets lost in the sauce | /r/Greentext

98 KB JPG >used to really enjoy hot sauce >saw a local meetup for hot sauce enthusiasts >went along, but thought i'd bring a nice gift for everyone >made a special batch of hot sauce, as hot as I could >make a special handcrafted wooden container for the bottle to go in >it is in the shape of an ambulance >carved the words 'HOT SAUCE WARD' onto the wooden ambulance with the hot sauce bottle inside >i thought the sauce i made was unbearably hot >inside the wooden ambulance with a hand knitted cotton doll of myself, wearing a little T-Shirt that said 'Habanero Harold' (my name is harold) >took the gift to the meetup and presented it >the 'ring leader' kind of guy who the other hot saucers obviously worship opens the ambulance, takes the hot sauce out >has a sip >starts laughing >literally glugs like 1/3rd of the bottle >tells me it isn't hot at all, and all the other hot saucers laugh at me >i get upset, and apologise for bothering them and leave >few days later get a knock at my door >open it >the ambulance is sitting on the floor >they have carved the words 'MILD FOOD EMERGENCY UNIT' over the words 'hot sauce ward' >tfw don't like hot sauce now because of the bullies
98 KB JPG >used to really enjoy hot sauce >saw a local meetup for hot sauce enthusiasts >went along, but thought i'd bring a nice gift for everyone >made a special batch of hot sauce, as hot as I could >make a special handcrafted wooden container for the bottle to go in >it is in the shape of an ambulance >carved the words 'HOT SAUCE WARD' onto the wooden ambulance with the hot sauce bottle inside >i thought the sauce i made was unbearably hot >inside the wooden ambulance with a hand knitted cotton doll of myself, wearing a little T-Shirt that said 'Habanero Harold' (my name is harold) >took the gift to the meetup and presented it >the 'ring leader' kind of guy who the other hot saucers obviously worship opens the ambulance, takes the hot sauce out >has a sip >starts laughing >literally glugs like 1/3rd of the bottle >tells me it isn't hot at all, and all the other hot saucers laugh at me >i get upset, and apologise for bothering them and leave >few days later get a knock at my door >open it >the ambulance is sitting on the floor >they have carved the words 'MILD FOOD EMERGENCY UNIT' over the words 'hot sauce ward' >tfw don't like hot sauce now because of the bullies

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What did Todd mean by this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:31:13 No.655712369 Roy_Philips_webp.png 751 KB PNG >the misunderstood, persecuted minorities unfairly hated for reasons beyond their control are violent psychopaths who deserve to die, actually
: Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:31:13 No.655712369 Roy_Philips_webp.png 751 KB PNG >the misunderstood, persecuted minorities unfairly hated for reasons beyond their control are violent psychopaths who deserve to die, actually

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Anon on the perfect controller | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous game controller stagnation 10/29/23(Sun)19:23:20 No.655711902 Controller-Wired-Zwart---Microsoft.jpg 24 KB JPG >Been using the same wired xbox360 controller since 2013. >Never had to replace it. >This controller came out in 2005. Game controllers have not improved in 18 years, how?????
: Anonymous game controller stagnation 10/29/23(Sun)19:23:20 No.655711902 Controller-Wired-Zwart---Microsoft.jpg 24 KB JPG >Been using the same wired xbox360 controller since 2013. >Never had to replace it. >This controller came out in 2005. Game controllers have not improved in 18 years, how?????

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Anon on vet clinic reviews | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 915 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)01:07:58 No.4571458 >reading vet reviews on google >"This place is pawsitively purrfect!" Yeah, I'm not taking my dog to that cringe s-------.
: Anonymous 915 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)01:07:58 No.4571458 >reading vet reviews on google >"This place is pawsitively purrfect!" Yeah, I'm not taking my dog to that cringe s-------.

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Anon encounters a girl on Discord | /r/Greentext

File: Ixaalnc5v7w41.jpg (66 KB, 709x960) Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)14:21:46 No.75230050 >girl adds me on discord >she has nitro which indicates she has a simp buying her stuff >block her on everything Every f------ time. I just want to find a girl who doesn't have any simps or male "friends". Is that too much to ask?
File: Ixaalnc5v7w41.jpg (66 KB, 709x960) Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)14:21:46 No.75230050 >girl adds me on discord >she has nitro which indicates she has a simp buying her stuff >block her on everything Every f------ time. I just want to find a girl who doesn't have any simps or male "friends". Is that too much to ask?

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Anon checks Facebook | /r/Greentext

File: 1677966631847791.jpg (33 KB, 656x527) C >24 Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)10:59:38 No.75228776 Made the massive mistake of looking at my facebook account for the first time in ~8 years and checking out where everyone is now since I made it in middle school in 2009 and every single person has a literally perfect life. So how are the people you know from school doing in relation to you anons? as for me: >overweight >virgin >meme humanities degree >pointless office wagie government career on 70k >alcoholic >no hobbies except writing fanfiction >one irl friend who I watch a movie with once a month, some other people I know on discord, that's it, haven't been to any other social event in like 5 years everyone I used to know is working at the UN or they're married lawyers this is what I get for browsing 4chan daily since I was 10 i guess Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:00:37 No.75228782 File: 1695709294701434.jpg (15 KB, 248x241) Youre gonna die and im gonna laugh about it
File: 1677966631847791.jpg (33 KB, 656x527) C >24 Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)10:59:38 No.75228776 Made the massive mistake of looking at my facebook account for the first time in ~8 years and checking out where everyone is now since I made it in middle school in 2009 and every single person has a literally perfect life. So how are the people you know from school doing in relation to you anons? as for me: >overweight >virgin >meme humanities degree >pointless office wagie government career on 70k >alcoholic >no hobbies except writing fanfiction >one irl friend who I watch a movie with once a month, some other people I know on discord, that's it, haven't been to any other social event in like 5 years everyone I used to know is working at the UN or they're married lawyers this is what I get for browsing 4chan daily since I was 10 i guess Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)11:00:37 No.75228782 File: 1695709294701434.jpg (15 KB, 248x241) Youre gonna die and im gonna laugh about it

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Anon thinks about son midsex | /r/Greentext

185 KB PNG >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his incides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom
185 KB PNG >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his incides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom

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Anon gets the urge | /r/Greentext

File: 1698182088267384.jpg (2.36 MB, 3441x3441) >> it's so over Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)09:21:06 No.75228246 >>75228706 >>75228866 >>75228365 >me at 10 I will never deal with girls >me at 15 i will never deal with girls >me at 18 i will never deal with girls >me at 25 I feel an indescribable urge to have a gf Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)09:28:36 No.75228289 Same but I got the urge at 32 so I'm way more f----- Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)09:31:16 No.75228311 >>75228482 >me at 5 I want a gf >me at 10 I want a gf >me at 15 I want a gf >me at 20 I have seen enough >me at 25 I want to die
File: 1698182088267384.jpg (2.36 MB, 3441x3441) >> it's so over Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)09:21:06 No.75228246 >>75228706 >>75228866 >>75228365 >me at 10 I will never deal with girls >me at 15 i will never deal with girls >me at 18 i will never deal with girls >me at 25 I feel an indescribable urge to have a gf Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)09:28:36 No.75228289 Same but I got the urge at 32 so I'm way more f----- Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)09:31:16 No.75228311 >>75228482 >me at 5 I want a gf >me at 10 I want a gf >me at 15 I want a gf >me at 20 I have seen enough >me at 25 I want to die

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