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1625120813639.png, 518KIB, 760x573 Anonymous Sun 18 Jul 2021 14:20:54 No.153792106 View >153792008 >"Welcome students, welcome to another year here at Hogwarts. To our first years I have a few notices I wish to announce. An unmarked, random room in this castle will kill anyone entering it. It is such because I decided to hide an extremely dangerous and powerful artifact at this institution for children. Please also note that if you enter the school's forest, it will be a very painful and certain death from the dozens of ferocious creatures roaming it." >"Despite being the safest place in the world for wizards, there is a coin flip's chance that one of my employees this year is on a first-name basis with the most evil wizard in living memory. I am of course speaking of VOLDEMORT. Yes, I said his name. I am not scared for my life, but you should be. Which one is it this year? Personally, my bet is on Professor Snape." >"| am also pleased to announce that the quinquennial Death Tournament will be held this year. The three underage contestants will endure three deadly trials for no other reason than my personal amusement. I encourage anyone from monetarily struggling families to enter so that you can recover from the outrageously expensive and gratuitous equipment we require you to purchase to attend this school. You don't want your family to starve do you? So please enter! Speaking from experience, casualties are frequent and amusing." >"Lastly I need to address the elephant in the room, or rather the snake in the room. I personally distrust and loathe the members of Slytherin House, and as such, if Slytherin wins the House Cup through effort and hard work, I will overthrow the result by giving arbitrary points to whatever house I feel like." >As the students get out of their seats and scramble out of the main hall, Dumbledore looks across the teachers' table with a mocking grin. >"Severus, see me at my office immediately. We need to discuss your Lily-cuckold situation."
1625120813639.png, 518KIB, 760x573 Anonymous Sun 18 Jul 2021 14:20:54 No.153792106 View >153792008 >"Welcome students, welcome to another year here at Hogwarts. To our first years I have a few notices I wish to announce. An unmarked, random room in this castle will kill anyone entering it. It is such because I decided to hide an extremely dangerous and powerful artifact at this institution for children. Please also note that if you enter the school's forest, it will be a very painful and certain death from the dozens of ferocious creatures roaming it." >"Despite being the safest place in the world for wizards, there is a coin flip's chance that one of my employees this year is on a first-name basis with the most evil wizard in living memory. I am of course speaking of VOLDEMORT. Yes, I said his name. I am not scared for my life, but you should be. Which one is it this year? Personally, my bet is on Professor Snape." >"| am also pleased to announce that the quinquennial Death Tournament will be held this year. The three underage contestants will endure three deadly trials for no other reason than my personal amusement. I encourage anyone from monetarily struggling families to enter so that you can recover from the outrageously expensive and gratuitous equipment we require you to purchase to attend this school. You don't want your family to starve do you? So please enter! Speaking from experience, casualties are frequent and amusing." >"Lastly I need to address the elephant in the room, or rather the snake in the room. I personally distrust and loathe the members of Slytherin House, and as such, if Slytherin wins the House Cup through effort and hard work, I will overthrow the result by giving arbitrary points to whatever house I feel like." >As the students get out of their seats and scramble out of the main hall, Dumbledore looks across the teachers' table with a mocking grin. >"Severus, see me at my office immediately. We need to discuss your Lily-cuckold situation."

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Anon gives a solution | /r/Greentext

>tfw you can see your mom is getting older and older >tfw that crippling feeling when you know that one day you will lose her How do I cope? 48 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/23/18(Mon)14:31:48 No.47001025 >>47001005 (OP) # Kill yourself before she dies.
>tfw you can see your mom is getting older and older >tfw that crippling feeling when you know that one day you will lose her How do I cope? 48 KB JPG 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/23/18(Mon)14:31:48 No.47001025 >>47001005 (OP) # Kill yourself before she dies.

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Anon is not an intellectual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f--- >>10877947 # >>10882371 #
: Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f--- >>10877947 # >>10882371 #

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"One of their young" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: V+cdTMB1) 11/11/14(Tue)05:49:31 No.578820617 File: Screen Shot 2014-11-11 at(...)png (179 KB, 310x294) greentxt time > be me at age 8 > always hung out around woods by playground where i grew up > thought i was too cool for the playground > one day decide to "booby-trap" the playground's sandbox BAP > dig 3' diameter hole to bottom of sand > gather epic trap supplies from woods > lay near perfectly-spaced grid of long, thin sticks on top of hole > weave giant fern leaves on top of sticks > delicately cover with sand again > mymasterpiece.jpg > hang out on swing, waiting for victims > get impatient and go home > go to playground next day > group of mom's circling my now broken trap > one of their young has fallen in. victory is mine > hear them say "a child couldn't have done this" > "must have been some loser teenagers" > realize i'm a god damn evil genius at the age of 8 > mfw
Anonymous (ID: V+cdTMB1) 11/11/14(Tue)05:49:31 No.578820617 File: Screen Shot 2014-11-11 at(...)png (179 KB, 310x294) greentxt time > be me at age 8 > always hung out around woods by playground where i grew up > thought i was too cool for the playground > one day decide to "booby-trap" the playground's sandbox BAP > dig 3' diameter hole to bottom of sand > gather epic trap supplies from woods > lay near perfectly-spaced grid of long, thin sticks on top of hole > weave giant fern leaves on top of sticks > delicately cover with sand again > mymasterpiece.jpg > hang out on swing, waiting for victims > get impatient and go home > go to playground next day > group of mom's circling my now broken trap > one of their young has fallen in. victory is mine > hear them say "a child couldn't have done this" > "must have been some loser teenagers" > realize i'm a god damn evil genius at the age of 8 > mfw

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Men only want one thing and it's disgusting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok 326 KB PNG >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him
Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok 326 KB PNG >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him

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Anon is in the cleaning business | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: yk738S8S ) 07/24/21(Sat)00:41:32 No.39122830 >work as a Hygiene Technician >company is contracted by several fast food restaurants >many of them opened in the recent weeks >arrive at a Burger King because apparently someone trashed the 845 KB PNG stalls >they lead me to the toilet stalls and I see that someone has written "SEX" multiple times with their poop on the walls >toiletpaper is soaked in piss >you can smell the piss everywhere and he used that turd like a pencil >bring the pressure washer and blast poop from walls >clean everything which took like 2 hours >couple weeks later the same thing happens but in a different public toilet >he wrote ASS SEX this time and I recognize his handwriting what is his problem and how is it fair that I only get 10 bucks an hour for this?
: Anonymous (ID: yk738S8S ) 07/24/21(Sat)00:41:32 No.39122830 >work as a Hygiene Technician >company is contracted by several fast food restaurants >many of them opened in the recent weeks >arrive at a Burger King because apparently someone trashed the 845 KB PNG stalls >they lead me to the toilet stalls and I see that someone has written "SEX" multiple times with their poop on the walls >toiletpaper is soaked in piss >you can smell the piss everywhere and he used that turd like a pencil >bring the pressure washer and blast poop from walls >clean everything which took like 2 hours >couple weeks later the same thing happens but in a different public toilet >he wrote ASS SEX this time and I recognize his handwriting what is his problem and how is it fair that I only get 10 bucks an hour for this?

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Anon has a cool uncle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)19:38:31 No.859570461 > be me > at family gathering > on my phone, antisocial f-- > cool uncle walks up to me, asks what I'm doing > ohshit.png > "just scrolling" 72 KB PNG > switches tabs so he doesn't see 4chan > mfw I just switched to my gay p--- tab
: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)19:38:31 No.859570461 > be me > at family gathering > on my phone, antisocial f-- > cool uncle walks up to me, asks what I'm doing > ohshit.png > "just scrolling" 72 KB PNG > switches tabs so he doesn't see 4chan > mfw I just switched to my gay p--- tab

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Snitches get stitches. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2/19(Tue)23:18:58 No.794842283 >be me >beta jew >have a close group of friends >i always feel left out though >one guy is most popular guy in our area 191 KB JPG >smart, charismatic, basically a god >start to get p----- off and jealous of him >find out he's in trouble with the local authorities for some random bs >decide to snitch on him >go to the cops, they give me a big ass reward >shekeltime.jpg >later we're all getting some food together >he says he knows there's a snitch in the friend group >oshit >try to play it cool >the next day the cops make me bring them to him so they can arrest him >he ends up getting the death penalty >w-- >feel really guilty and try to return my reward >cops tell me to f--- off >i end up killing myself out of guilt >three days later he rises from the dead >he's literally god >mfw i snitched on god
: Anonymous 2/19(Tue)23:18:58 No.794842283 >be me >beta jew >have a close group of friends >i always feel left out though >one guy is most popular guy in our area 191 KB JPG >smart, charismatic, basically a god >start to get p----- off and jealous of him >find out he's in trouble with the local authorities for some random bs >decide to snitch on him >go to the cops, they give me a big ass reward >shekeltime.jpg >later we're all getting some food together >he says he knows there's a snitch in the friend group >oshit >try to play it cool >the next day the cops make me bring them to him so they can arrest him >he ends up getting the death penalty >w-- >feel really guilty and try to return my reward >cops tell me to f--- off >i end up killing myself out of guilt >three days later he rises from the dead >he's literally god >mfw i snitched on god

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Anons talk tv | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)18:48:32 No.153990861 >villain has killed dozens+ innocent people and done other horrific things >eventually becomes not only ally of protagonists but is on friends with them 9 KB JPG >past actions barely acknowledged and don't seem to weigh on anyone's mind : Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri) 18:50:53 No.153990915
: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)18:48:32 No.153990861 >villain has killed dozens+ innocent people and done other horrific things >eventually becomes not only ally of protagonists but is on friends with them 9 KB JPG >past actions barely acknowledged and don't seem to weigh on anyone's mind : Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri) 18:50:53 No.153990915

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Anon attempts to get laid | /r/Greentext

File: 1386105255853 jpg-(18 KB. 300x300. tSrfb2A.jpg) Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)15: 14:15 UTC-6 No. 519 So /bl, this is the first time Ive shared this story >be me >be 18 >at a house party >girl is talking to me >we're wasted >time to go to the love station >says she wants to wait until morning >so she can "remember it" >wake up in the morning next to her >she's already awake watching the news or some s--- >start making out >put my hand in her panties >she's moaning >says "what the f---" in a terrified voice >"holy f--- my dad works there" >immediately gets up and pulls out her cell phone >look at TV just in time >mother >f------ >9/11 >second plane crashes into tower >she starts balling uncontrollably That's my story of how I got cockblocked by m------------ al qaeda
File: 1386105255853 jpg-(18 KB. 300x300. tSrfb2A.jpg) Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)15: 14:15 UTC-6 No. 519 So /bl, this is the first time Ive shared this story >be me >be 18 >at a house party >girl is talking to me >we're wasted >time to go to the love station >says she wants to wait until morning >so she can "remember it" >wake up in the morning next to her >she's already awake watching the news or some s--- >start making out >put my hand in her panties >she's moaning >says "what the f---" in a terrified voice >"holy f--- my dad works there" >immediately gets up and pulls out her cell phone >look at TV just in time >mother >f------ >9/11 >second plane crashes into tower >she starts balling uncontrollably That's my story of how I got cockblocked by m------------ al qaeda

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Drunk logic | /r/Greentext

Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. Ill go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided
Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. Ill go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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Anon gets sick | /r/Greentext

>>859537789 (OP) # >be me >felt ill for the 1.5 weeks >take a coof test >test is positive >not gonna tell any medical 226 KB JPG proffesionals >gonna hit the gym as soon as I feel even slightly better >still not getting the vax
>>859537789 (OP) # >be me >felt ill for the 1.5 weeks >take a coof test >test is positive >not gonna tell any medical 226 KB JPG proffesionals >gonna hit the gym as soon as I feel even slightly better >still not getting the vax

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Anon loses weight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous = 07/24/21(Sat)00:00:11 No.64682606 >be me >want to lose weight but cant find THICK BUSSY motivation >idea.jpg >ill get into sissy hypno and femboy s--- so that ill want to look like a girl and lose weight >can always snap out of it later 30 KB JPG >few weeks into it im stealing my sister's clothes and trying them on >too small >start dieting and working out everyday >6 months later and I've lost around 20 kilos >have a flat tummy with somewhat visible abs and a toned ass >arms are still quite scrawny cause femboy s--- and all that >decide i've reached a good point and its about time i've snapped out of this sissy trance >try watching regular straight p--- again >can't get hard >try wearing men's clothes again >feel uncomfortable >try growing out my body hair again >can't, always impulsively shave it off >can't snap out of it >uh oh
: Anonymous = 07/24/21(Sat)00:00:11 No.64682606 >be me >want to lose weight but cant find THICK BUSSY motivation >idea.jpg >ill get into sissy hypno and femboy s--- so that ill want to look like a girl and lose weight >can always snap out of it later 30 KB JPG >few weeks into it im stealing my sister's clothes and trying them on >too small >start dieting and working out everyday >6 months later and I've lost around 20 kilos >have a flat tummy with somewhat visible abs and a toned ass >arms are still quite scrawny cause femboy s--- and all that >decide i've reached a good point and its about time i've snapped out of this sissy trance >try watching regular straight p--- again >can't get hard >try wearing men's clothes again >feel uncomfortable >try growing out my body hair again >can't, always impulsively shave it off >can't snap out of it >uh oh

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oh, /b/ you never fail to make me... wanna kill myself | /r/Greentext

File: Matilda classic.png (19 KB, 164x185) O Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri god i wanna f--- her so bad
File: Matilda classic.png (19 KB, 164x185) O Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri god i wanna f--- her so bad

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Anon goes job hunting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)16:12:09 No.64685102 >Got Job interview at Costco >Interviewer was two middle-aged women >Interview was going well >Midway through the interview got an urge to sneeze >Sneeze into hands, realize l'm covered 28 KB JPG in bloody mucus. >Sneeze again but didn't catch it this time >Goes all over desk, papers and little on the interviewer >I hastily excuse myself to go the bathroom and bolt out of the building. Why is new job hunting so f------ hard?
: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)16:12:09 No.64685102 >Got Job interview at Costco >Interviewer was two middle-aged women >Interview was going well >Midway through the interview got an urge to sneeze >Sneeze into hands, realize l'm covered 28 KB JPG in bloody mucus. >Sneeze again but didn't catch it this time >Goes all over desk, papers and little on the interviewer >I hastily excuse myself to go the bathroom and bolt out of the building. Why is new job hunting so f------ hard?

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Anon has a shitty dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)03:49:14 No.64680250 >Trying to unclog the toilet with a plunger because of a fat s--- >Plunger breaks 125 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)03:49:14 No.64680250 >Trying to unclog the toilet with a plunger because of a fat s--- >Plunger breaks 125 KB JPG

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Anon Keeps it in the Family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)06:29:03 No.64668629 >just realized my waifu has the same personality and general appearance as my older sister welp that can't be good. 539 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)06:29:03 No.64668629 >just realized my waifu has the same personality and general appearance as my older sister welp that can't be good. 539 KB JPG

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Anon is funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)18:36:04 No.85955895 >be me few years ago >on double date with best friend and his gf >my gf is 8/10 religious girl >everything is going great >we are paying the bill when best friend mentions something about a butterfly 65 KB JPG knife >brainblast.jpeg >"yeah, you butterfly deez nuts in your face" >best friend dies laughing >best friend gf is giggling >my gf is just staring at me >"anon, I think we should see other people" >laugh harder thinking she was joking >she walks out of the restaurant and into best friend gf's car (I drove her there) >everyone is super quiet >"idk what she's on about anon, it was pretty funny" >fast forward to yesterday >talking with best friend >he mentions the double date >laugh my ass off because I'm over it >look her up on Facebook >200 pounds fatter with 2 kids and no husband >kek F--- you Ashley rot in hell.
: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)18:36:04 No.85955895 >be me few years ago >on double date with best friend and his gf >my gf is 8/10 religious girl >everything is going great >we are paying the bill when best friend mentions something about a butterfly 65 KB JPG knife >brainblast.jpeg >"yeah, you butterfly deez nuts in your face" >best friend dies laughing >best friend gf is giggling >my gf is just staring at me >"anon, I think we should see other people" >laugh harder thinking she was joking >she walks out of the restaurant and into best friend gf's car (I drove her there) >everyone is super quiet >"idk what she's on about anon, it was pretty funny" >fast forward to yesterday >talking with best friend >he mentions the double date >laugh my ass off because I'm over it >look her up on Facebook >200 pounds fatter with 2 kids and no husband >kek F--- you Ashley rot in hell.

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the best green-text of all time | /r/Greentext

File: 1371922563634.jpg-(769 KB, 2849x3474, Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Q6RIFYsi) 06/22/13(Sat)13:36:03 No.488565345 Replies: >>488565738 >Be me >Be 16 >New school, introduced to class >Meet guy who is an a------, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me >Be alpha and resist >Don't make many friends, don't need them >Notice Shitgut bullies other kids >Decide to f--- him up >Figure where his locker is >Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO >Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that f---, making sure I don't get caught >Map out where he is at any time, at all times >Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple >On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody >He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares >Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room >People think he's making it up >Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes >Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple >His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple >He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore >Figure out where they keep his home's spare key >Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work >Leave a pineapple on his bed >Hear he's failing classes >His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that s--- >Send him a f------ pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore >Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for s---- and giggles now >Bombard that f--- with random pineapples every few weeks for two f------ years >School year ends, finish school >Go to college like a boss >Come back home for the holidays >Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut. >Someone had left a f------ pineapple on the beer shelf
File: 1371922563634.jpg-(769 KB, 2849x3474, Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: Q6RIFYsi) 06/22/13(Sat)13:36:03 No.488565345 Replies: >>488565738 >Be me >Be 16 >New school, introduced to class >Meet guy who is an a------, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me >Be alpha and resist >Don't make many friends, don't need them >Notice Shitgut bullies other kids >Decide to f--- him up >Figure where his locker is >Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO >Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that f---, making sure I don't get caught >Map out where he is at any time, at all times >Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple >On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody >He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares >Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room >People think he's making it up >Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes >Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple >His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple >He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore >Figure out where they keep his home's spare key >Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work >Leave a pineapple on his bed >Hear he's failing classes >His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that s--- >Send him a f------ pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore >Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for s---- and giggles now >Bombard that f--- with random pineapples every few weeks for two f------ years >School year ends, finish school >Go to college like a boss >Come back home for the holidays >Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut. >Someone had left a f------ pineapple on the beer shelf

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Anon got played | /r/Greentext

0/0/1/? [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [CO Auto] File: dddddd jpg (6 KB, 226x223) O I'm la cuck? Anonymous (ID: ds50yoHK 07/23/21(Fri)12:20:39 No.331195059 ► SIAKRAMERIA GREAT AGAN >don't get vaccinated because I think Trump told me not to >catch covid >hate liberals >throw my support behind a New York City liberal who literally said he'd pretend to be a republican to get elected and get power TRU MP >vote for Trump because muh jobs >fake Foxconn plant never gets built >jobs keep going overseas >go on disability >still unironically hate the idea of social programs >vote for Trump to scope illegal immigration with a wall >wall doesn't work >contract was given to one of his buddies I'm starting to think that I might have been played
0/0/1/? [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [CO Auto] File: dddddd jpg (6 KB, 226x223) O I'm la cuck? Anonymous (ID: ds50yoHK 07/23/21(Fri)12:20:39 No.331195059 ► SIAKRAMERIA GREAT AGAN >don't get vaccinated because I think Trump told me not to >catch covid >hate liberals >throw my support behind a New York City liberal who literally said he'd pretend to be a republican to get elected and get power TRU MP >vote for Trump because muh jobs >fake Foxconn plant never gets built >jobs keep going overseas >go on disability >still unironically hate the idea of social programs >vote for Trump to scope illegal immigration with a wall >wall doesn't work >contract was given to one of his buddies I'm starting to think that I might have been played

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