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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO F43216C4-49C6-42FC-AD64-D2698C72 (...).jpg, 116KiB, 600x800 Why is he such an a------? Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:40:10 No.78356238 View Report >ah yes my creation >I made them in my image >they are so beautiful >you know what would be funny? >make them grow teeth and let them fall out >wait wait you are gonna love this >let them grow a second pair of teeth >now create a little creature that will ensure their teeth slowly rot no matter how well they clean >make the second teeth their permanent teeth! >HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM STRUGGLING AGAINST THE INEVITABLE >now let me create a creature I will call a shark >make them grow infinite teeth just to flex What the f--- was his problem?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO F43216C4-49C6-42FC-AD64-D2698C72 (...).jpg, 116KiB, 600x800 Why is he such an a------? Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:40:10 No.78356238 View Report >ah yes my creation >I made them in my image >they are so beautiful >you know what would be funny? >make them grow teeth and let them fall out >wait wait you are gonna love this >let them grow a second pair of teeth >now create a little creature that will ensure their teeth slowly rot no matter how well they clean >make the second teeth their permanent teeth! >HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM STRUGGLING AGAINST THE INEVITABLE >now let me create a creature I will call a shark >make them grow infinite teeth just to flex What the f--- was his problem?

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anon reminisces over his terraria saves | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 5a8d98db49f052f5cf93f1a536793ed0 (...).png, 285KiB, 544x363 Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 19:23:27 No.78277306 View Report >be me >be bored >decide to finally go through my Terraria worlds that I found backed up on an old hard drive last month >go to steam >install 2017 version of terraria for the nostalgia >insert the world files into the proper directory >boot it up >instant nostalgia as I hear the main menu ost >create new character >world 1: "world created 5th July 2015", world 2: "world created 9th of July 2015". >both were worlds that I played on with my former best friend when we were teenagers >walk through old bases >we had so many dumb signs and retarded structures, I am instantly reminded about tons of inside jokes that I completely forgot about >am reminded of moments & conversations between us that I forgot about >suddenly remember how much fun we used to have & how much I miss him >realize I will never be a teenager again >I will never come home from school and play games for the rest of the day again >realize I will never be friends with my former best friend again >cry How things have changed. I would do anything to travel back in time & prevent myself from becoming a friendless incel.
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 5a8d98db49f052f5cf93f1a536793ed0 (...).png, 285KiB, 544x363 Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 19:23:27 No.78277306 View Report >be me >be bored >decide to finally go through my Terraria worlds that I found backed up on an old hard drive last month >go to steam >install 2017 version of terraria for the nostalgia >insert the world files into the proper directory >boot it up >instant nostalgia as I hear the main menu ost >create new character >world 1: "world created 5th July 2015", world 2: "world created 9th of July 2015". >both were worlds that I played on with my former best friend when we were teenagers >walk through old bases >we had so many dumb signs and retarded structures, I am instantly reminded about tons of inside jokes that I completely forgot about >am reminded of moments & conversations between us that I forgot about >suddenly remember how much fun we used to have & how much I miss him >realize I will never be a teenager again >I will never come home from school and play games for the rest of the day again >realize I will never be friends with my former best friend again >cry How things have changed. I would do anything to travel back in time & prevent myself from becoming a friendless incel.

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A simpler time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?
Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?

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anon invades the red light district | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO +C788DD06-A403-48C0-AF53-6D4F438D (...).jpg, 446KiB, 828x828 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 07:49:59 No. 78384553 View Report >be me >massive incel loser >can't get a girl to like me romantically no matter what >have at best gotten into the friendzone >after living life for almost 20 years, without ever touching a woman, I give up >decide to go to notorious red light district in my country, as a way to lose it >overcome by strong feelings of disgust, discomfort and urge to destroy it >It reeks of piss, all sorts of drugs and trash >shittons of freaks, junkies, homosexuals wearing fetish clothing waltz within it >see people get p----- on by prostitutes >Filled by thoughts of how common this was within the weimar republic of germany, I leave the scene in disgust. Hoping to only ever enter it as part of a invading force intending to destroy it I just can't do it anons. I can't get laid normally with women and w----- and the places they inhabit disgust me so severely that I am filled with geniune hatred and rage. Am I just doomed to being a virgin forever? Should I just become a monk or something?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO +C788DD06-A403-48C0-AF53-6D4F438D (...).jpg, 446KiB, 828x828 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 07:49:59 No. 78384553 View Report >be me >massive incel loser >can't get a girl to like me romantically no matter what >have at best gotten into the friendzone >after living life for almost 20 years, without ever touching a woman, I give up >decide to go to notorious red light district in my country, as a way to lose it >overcome by strong feelings of disgust, discomfort and urge to destroy it >It reeks of piss, all sorts of drugs and trash >shittons of freaks, junkies, homosexuals wearing fetish clothing waltz within it >see people get p----- on by prostitutes >Filled by thoughts of how common this was within the weimar republic of germany, I leave the scene in disgust. Hoping to only ever enter it as part of a invading force intending to destroy it I just can't do it anons. I can't get laid normally with women and w----- and the places they inhabit disgust me so severely that I am filled with geniune hatred and rage. Am I just doomed to being a virgin forever? Should I just become a monk or something?

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life of a gooner | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dcb.jpg, 79KiB, 680x680 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 08:24:28 No.78384807 View Report >be me >coom really hard >hardest i ever coomed >coom so hard i astral project >could fix it all so easily >snap back to reality >feel the shame of a hundred ancestors >the hyper awareness fades as i feel horny again >look down >realize what i must do >that i must coom to save myself and possibly this world >even if it kills me >coom
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dcb.jpg, 79KiB, 680x680 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 08:24:28 No.78384807 View Report >be me >coom really hard >hardest i ever coomed >coom so hard i astral project >could fix it all so easily >snap back to reality >feel the shame of a hundred ancestors >the hyper awareness fades as i feel horny again >look down >realize what i must do >that i must coom to save myself and possibly this world >even if it kills me >coom

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It's herover. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Future of the GREAT hero D(...) work 7 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat)05:20:41 No.269467840 > broken expensive iron man suit > goes back to be a teacher > years pass > see the sons and daughters of his successful classmates attending school > see ochako son > goes home after a long day of > puts a noose at ceiling > "I'm here" written in his old fan all might frame > It's over
Anonymous The Future of the GREAT hero D(...) work 7 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat)05:20:41 No.269467840 > broken expensive iron man suit > goes back to be a teacher > years pass > see the sons and daughters of his successful classmates attending school > see ochako son > goes home after a long day of > puts a noose at ceiling > "I'm here" written in his old fan all might frame > It's over

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the life of the observer | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓eb58c503570570015bdfc649ee0ab70e.jpg, 133KiB, 1918x1080 >28 now The life of the observer Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 02:44:17 No. 78382293 >be me 13 discover internet in all it's beauty >be me 16 have 5 different gf's at the same time online from my school >be me 18 never got to f--- a girl, even though I had plenty of opportunities, rejected them all >develop social anxiety and depression >just live life as an observer for 10 years >no interest in anything but to observe >keep observing and being quiet and nonexistent for the world >see old friends having children and getting married >not achieved anything but saw everything that humanity has to offer online >don't care or feel anything but society tells me I need to feel shame and guilt about it >come to /r9k/ to post this to tell everyone about my shame and guilt I have to feel >still feel nothing View Report
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓eb58c503570570015bdfc649ee0ab70e.jpg, 133KiB, 1918x1080 >28 now The life of the observer Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 02:44:17 No. 78382293 >be me 13 discover internet in all it's beauty >be me 16 have 5 different gf's at the same time online from my school >be me 18 never got to f--- a girl, even though I had plenty of opportunities, rejected them all >develop social anxiety and depression >just live life as an observer for 10 years >no interest in anything but to observe >keep observing and being quiet and nonexistent for the world >see old friends having children and getting married >not achieved anything but saw everything that humanity has to offer online >don't care or feel anything but society tells me I need to feel shame and guilt about it >come to /r9k/ to post this to tell everyone about my shame and guilt I have to feel >still feel nothing View Report

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incel meets femcel | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ clueless-aware.gif, 108KiB, 110x112 What's wrong with this bitch? Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:51:54 No.78308032 View Report dealing with >be me >meet girl through my sister >comes off looking hostile and talks so silently you almost can't even hear her >asks me to follow me on her insta so I follow her >has the same username on her Twitter and Reddit, so I decide to stalk her a bit to know what I'm >tweets 100 tweets in a single day and all of them are being angry at men and fighting men online >her reddit history is 300,000k karma and all of them are all on femcel subs How tf did I meet someone more miserable and chronically online than me? Is God trying to send me a message?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ clueless-aware.gif, 108KiB, 110x112 What's wrong with this bitch? Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:51:54 No.78308032 View Report dealing with >be me >meet girl through my sister >comes off looking hostile and talks so silently you almost can't even hear her >asks me to follow me on her insta so I follow her >has the same username on her Twitter and Reddit, so I decide to stalk her a bit to know what I'm >tweets 100 tweets in a single day and all of them are being angry at men and fighting men online >her reddit history is 300,000k karma and all of them are all on femcel subs How tf did I meet someone more miserable and chronically online than me? Is God trying to send me a message?

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lionmaxxing | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ lion.png, 2MiB, 1080x1127 Lionmaxxing Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 00:02:57 No.78280190 View Report >be me, a lowly wormlike greasehead of a man >be looking at animal fights on youtube >watch a group of lions rip each other apart >observe the ferocity, the clarity these beasts possessed >begin growing my hair out into a circular mane >practice staring with a blank yet murderous open mouthed expression into the mirror like how lions look at their prey >start running everyday and doing box jumps in my backyard >grow out my nails >have so much confidence now w-- >start staying up late and going for walks in the woods >at first I used a flashlight but overtime my night vision has improved and I don't need it anymore >feels like I'm patrolling my territory >start spending more and more time in the woods with my shirt off >I planted a bunch of gallons of water in various spots in the forest so I don't have to carry water on me >can roam around the woods the entire night now but get hungry as f--- >start tracking squirrels and birds by listening to the rustling of leaves they pass through >one night see the moonlight bouncing off a pair of squirrel eyes >mfw he's just sitting there eating a nut >jump on him and eat him raw while his body twitches >tastes absolutely awful, have to swallow every bite twice cause I keep coughing on the fur >have absolutely heinous diarrhea for four days after >think about gong to the hospital but decide to just deal with it cause lion's don't have doctors >start hunting again soon after >catch more squirrels and even a bird >get sick again a few times but not as bad as before >feel sense of accomplishment and a connection with the earth >why haven't yall lionmaxxed yet?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ lion.png, 2MiB, 1080x1127 Lionmaxxing Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 00:02:57 No.78280190 View Report >be me, a lowly wormlike greasehead of a man >be looking at animal fights on youtube >watch a group of lions rip each other apart >observe the ferocity, the clarity these beasts possessed >begin growing my hair out into a circular mane >practice staring with a blank yet murderous open mouthed expression into the mirror like how lions look at their prey >start running everyday and doing box jumps in my backyard >grow out my nails >have so much confidence now w-- >start staying up late and going for walks in the woods >at first I used a flashlight but overtime my night vision has improved and I don't need it anymore >feels like I'm patrolling my territory >start spending more and more time in the woods with my shirt off >I planted a bunch of gallons of water in various spots in the forest so I don't have to carry water on me >can roam around the woods the entire night now but get hungry as f--- >start tracking squirrels and birds by listening to the rustling of leaves they pass through >one night see the moonlight bouncing off a pair of squirrel eyes >mfw he's just sitting there eating a nut >jump on him and eat him raw while his body twitches >tastes absolutely awful, have to swallow every bite twice cause I keep coughing on the fur >have absolutely heinous diarrhea for four days after >think about gong to the hospital but decide to just deal with it cause lion's don't have doctors >start hunting again soon after >catch more squirrels and even a bird >get sick again a few times but not as bad as before >feel sense of accomplishment and a connection with the earth >why haven't yall lionmaxxed yet?

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House of Anon, turd of his name | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon)00:09:54 No.202154947 chrome_2024-08-05_01-58-39.png 700 KB PNG >DEATH WILL COME TO THE W---- OF DRAGONSTONE INSHALLAH
Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon)00:09:54 No.202154947 chrome_2024-08-05_01-58-39.png 700 KB PNG >DEATH WILL COME TO THE W---- OF DRAGONSTONE INSHALLAH

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Deaf people problems | /r/Greentext

F--- Anonymous (ID: b2GUC90E) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:24:46 No.546835 ►>>546835350 >>546835545 >>546835658>>546835802 >>546835957 >>546835969 >>546836321 >>546836827 >>546837392 >>546838392 ITT Deaf people problems > leamed farting makes a sound at 20 Was with gf (not my first one) >At dinner in a very nice place >Waiter asking me for my order and my a------ needs to flex >Waiter gives look of disgust and terror Itwaswet.PNG >Gf signs me asking if I s--- myself >I have no clue what's going on >my girlfriend had to explain to me with the waiter right there that I just farted and that they make noise and that this particular one made everyone in the room stop talking >Mfw i've farted in front of everyone I know and nobody has ever said anything to me I excused myself to the bathroom and never talked to her again Anonymous (ID: JW6J5EF) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:27:24 No.546835350 File: 1374525874783.jpg (47 KB, 321x374) >>546835062 (OP) this has got to be the greatest thing i ever read
F--- Anonymous (ID: b2GUC90E) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:24:46 No.546835 ►>>546835350 >>546835545 >>546835658>>546835802 >>546835957 >>546835969 >>546836321 >>546836827 >>546837392 >>546838392 ITT Deaf people problems > leamed farting makes a sound at 20 Was with gf (not my first one) >At dinner in a very nice place >Waiter asking me for my order and my a------ needs to flex >Waiter gives look of disgust and terror Itwaswet.PNG >Gf signs me asking if I s--- myself >I have no clue what's going on >my girlfriend had to explain to me with the waiter right there that I just farted and that they make noise and that this particular one made everyone in the room stop talking >Mfw i've farted in front of everyone I know and nobody has ever said anything to me I excused myself to the bathroom and never talked to her again Anonymous (ID: JW6J5EF) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:27:24 No.546835350 File: 1374525874783.jpg (47 KB, 321x374) >>546835062 (OP) this has got to be the greatest thing i ever read

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rich and alone | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 9c92950fbd1f1e44283c99720b86436d.jpg, 55KiB, 564x490 Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 11:45:57 No.78364376 View Report M >constantly depressed >be me, 20 >no IRL friends >pretty unattractive >though >have $160k salary >have loyal boyfriend (and no, he is not with me for the money) >OK family >could do anything, could live a happy life >it's the literal opposite though >afraid to go outside >everything is boring and feels pointless >remember how much fun i've had with others but now everyone avoids me >constantly worry about losing everyone around me how does one cope and be actually happy
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 9c92950fbd1f1e44283c99720b86436d.jpg, 55KiB, 564x490 Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 11:45:57 No.78364376 View Report M >constantly depressed >be me, 20 >no IRL friends >pretty unattractive >though >have $160k salary >have loyal boyfriend (and no, he is not with me for the money) >OK family >could do anything, could live a happy life >it's the literal opposite though >afraid to go outside >everything is boring and feels pointless >remember how much fun i've had with others but now everyone avoids me >constantly worry about losing everyone around me how does one cope and be actually happy

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anon bleeds rectally | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO PepeShock.png, 549KiB, 2801x2121 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:06:36 No.78309304 View Report >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons I ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >still wet >?? >wipe >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO PepeShock.png, 549KiB, 2801x2121 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:06:36 No.78309304 View Report >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons I ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >still wet >?? >wipe >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?

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Anon could get him out. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 11yNFJxW) = 08/04/24(Sun)23:15:20 No.476976943 how the f--- does someone become retarded enough to get himself trapped in a nutty putty cave? 204 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bIPPITwj) >>476976943 (OP). 08/04/24(Sun)23:29:06 No.476978178 >Why not just dig him out or amputate his legs with a sawsall. I could get that guy out in like 5 minutes.
Anonymous (ID: 11yNFJxW) = 08/04/24(Sun)23:15:20 No.476976943 how the f--- does someone become retarded enough to get himself trapped in a nutty putty cave? 204 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bIPPITwj) >>476976943 (OP). 08/04/24(Sun)23:29:06 No.476978178 >Why not just dig him out or amputate his legs with a sawsall. I could get that guy out in like 5 minutes.

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To serve and protect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nEj54wWS) E 07/29/24(Mon) 16:49:34 No.476089256 POLICE IMG_1507.jpg 209 KB JPG > everyone hates me until they need me. Anonymous (ID: mcU/1bFk) + >>476089256 (OP) # 07/29/24(Mon) 16:50:10 No.476089307 only nirs hate police >>476089448 # >>476090750 # >>476093463 # >>476094081 # >>476094343 # >>476094663 # >>476101069 # >>476103023 # >>476107485 # >>476109843 # >>476112368 #
Anonymous (ID: nEj54wWS) E 07/29/24(Mon) 16:49:34 No.476089256 POLICE IMG_1507.jpg 209 KB JPG > everyone hates me until they need me. Anonymous (ID: mcU/1bFk) + >>476089256 (OP) # 07/29/24(Mon) 16:50:10 No.476089307 only nirs hate police >>476089448 # >>476090750 # >>476093463 # >>476094081 # >>476094343 # >>476094663 # >>476101069 # >>476103023 # >>476107485 # >>476109843 # >>476112368 #

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Right in the feels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:46:26 No.684035220 image_2024-07-28_214504168.png 265 KB PNG >playing vidya, having fun >notice ex-gf opening game on Steam >mind immediately floods with our history together and split >don't know if she forgot to remove me from her friends list or chose not to this is a different kind of feel, /v/
: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:46:26 No.684035220 image_2024-07-28_214504168.png 265 KB PNG >playing vidya, having fun >notice ex-gf opening game on Steam >mind immediately floods with our history together and split >don't know if she forgot to remove me from her friends list or chose not to this is a different kind of feel, /v/

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anon crawls out of the crab bucket, still doesn't get any bitches | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO ✓ 5904358435.jpg, 110KiB, 736x1035 >still have cool, active hobbies >still travel the world and the US Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:18:08 No.78307785 View Report >born short >autistic >dad was a heroin addict >mom was an alcoholic >older sister molested me >bullied throughout school >rampant major depressive disorder >two suicide attempts, one hospitalization >still get in great shape >still join the military >still get a college degree >still have a kickass job helping people who need it >still can't get dates to save my life because I'm >still short I'm not a virgin, I've been with a couple, but all of them were girls who were obviously tired of hot dudes f------ them and leaving them and wanted the safe bet. People routinely tell me I'd be a great dad and it must be true because as I approach 30 the only girls expressing any interest in me are fat single moms. At what part of my self improvement journey do I get to be with a woman who is my equal? Or am I permanently stuck on ultranightmare mode unless i drop all of my savings into limb lengthening?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO ✓ 5904358435.jpg, 110KiB, 736x1035 >still have cool, active hobbies >still travel the world and the US Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:18:08 No.78307785 View Report >born short >autistic >dad was a heroin addict >mom was an alcoholic >older sister molested me >bullied throughout school >rampant major depressive disorder >two suicide attempts, one hospitalization >still get in great shape >still join the military >still get a college degree >still have a kickass job helping people who need it >still can't get dates to save my life because I'm >still short I'm not a virgin, I've been with a couple, but all of them were girls who were obviously tired of hot dudes f------ them and leaving them and wanted the safe bet. People routinely tell me I'd be a great dad and it must be true because as I approach 30 the only girls expressing any interest in me are fat single moms. At what part of my self improvement journey do I get to be with a woman who is my equal? Or am I permanently stuck on ultranightmare mode unless i drop all of my savings into limb lengthening?

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Why fix what isn't broken? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/24(Sat) 09:33:30 No.684476654 ドクター "Y-you're with the Organization!?" Rintaro 71NHRMzjWXL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg 57 KB JPG >All of the best storylines in gaming come from games with barely any gameplay How do you fix this?
: Anonymous 08/03/24(Sat) 09:33:30 No.684476654 ドクター "Y-you're with the Organization!?" Rintaro 71NHRMzjWXL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg 57 KB JPG >All of the best storylines in gaming come from games with barely any gameplay How do you fix this?

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autistic hamplanet spawn | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1ce2555b262648f7bc09d050621c862d.png, 504KiB, 600x450 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 15:44:54 No.78387658 >be me >teacher >there are three kids at my school, all different age groups >they are all misbehaving idiots who dont pay attention >think autism but more playfully violent >one say see their mom pick them up >turns out they're brothers, which makes sense >their mom is a f------ hamplanet View Report >she does nothing as they scream and shout at each other, roughhouse, etc >see at least eight different scenarios like this over a few years, each kid or group of kids having an obese walrus for a mom Is it just me or is there a serious connection going on here? It seems like it's a guarantee for a child to turn out either autistic or otherwise messed up if the mom is overweight. Could this explain why black kids are such troublemakers? Could it explain why autism is rare in places like West Africa, the Philippines, etc?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1ce2555b262648f7bc09d050621c862d.png, 504KiB, 600x450 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 15:44:54 No.78387658 >be me >teacher >there are three kids at my school, all different age groups >they are all misbehaving idiots who dont pay attention >think autism but more playfully violent >one say see their mom pick them up >turns out they're brothers, which makes sense >their mom is a f------ hamplanet View Report >she does nothing as they scream and shout at each other, roughhouse, etc >see at least eight different scenarios like this over a few years, each kid or group of kids having an obese walrus for a mom Is it just me or is there a serious connection going on here? It seems like it's a guarantee for a child to turn out either autistic or otherwise messed up if the mom is overweight. Could this explain why black kids are such troublemakers? Could it explain why autism is rare in places like West Africa, the Philippines, etc?

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They would probably just kill you for asking. Remember, these are the same dipshits who executed a clearly autistic child because she accidentally taught humans how to float two feet above the ground. Really I wouldn't trust them to be reasonable. >>144775427 # >>144775626 # Anonymous >>144775405 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:11:22 No.144775427 That autistic child was the one in the wrong for not knowing the thing that nobody ever told her about. >>144775484 # Anonymous >>144775427 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:16:52 No.144775484 >the adults all assume the autistic child will simply use her precognitive skills that they all have, and also assume she must have too, and that she must have therefore seen the future and have known not to commit the unforgivable sin that will spin the world into chaos >but she probably doesn't have that power, and therefore didn't realize she was f------ up, and she doesn't understand what she did wrong and no one will explain, so she dies scared and confused F--- I hate how well this metaphor works. And I hate relating to it.
They would probably just kill you for asking. Remember, these are the same dipshits who executed a clearly autistic child because she accidentally taught humans how to float two feet above the ground. Really I wouldn't trust them to be reasonable. >>144775427 # >>144775626 # Anonymous >>144775405 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:11:22 No.144775427 That autistic child was the one in the wrong for not knowing the thing that nobody ever told her about. >>144775484 # Anonymous >>144775427 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:16:52 No.144775484 >the adults all assume the autistic child will simply use her precognitive skills that they all have, and also assume she must have too, and that she must have therefore seen the future and have known not to commit the unforgivable sin that will spin the world into chaos >but she probably doesn't have that power, and therefore didn't realize she was f------ up, and she doesn't understand what she did wrong and no one will explain, so she dies scared and confused F--- I hate how well this metaphor works. And I hate relating to it.

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