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19/1 61 KB JPG >be me at 21 Y.O >Look like pic related >First date with hot chick my age >She's super nice, she claims that I'm attractive >Go out to movie and to dinner, get her Denny's >Finish food, all is going well >Go out to my car >Start making out >She says we should drive out to her family's cabin that no one is staying at this time of year >We go there >She shows me her cool "away from home bedroom" >Asks if I wanna take her V card >I accept but forget about a small problem, I have a micropenis >She sees it and tries to be nice about it, it's 1.5 inches at the longest >She's trying to make me feel confident about it >I put it "in" her >She asks if it's in yet, it barely goes in at all >I can tell neither of us are enjoying it, it's like a hallway and I can barely feel the sides (I also have 0 girth) >She offers a h------ instead >She can't even hold it right >Ends up giving up and I finger her instead >Go home and j------- myself >We go on a few more dates before breaking up because I have 0 confidence and it was all my fault I lost a perfect 10/10, she might be the only female who ever would've given me a chance
19/1 61 KB JPG >be me at 21 Y.O >Look like pic related >First date with hot chick my age >She's super nice, she claims that I'm attractive >Go out to movie and to dinner, get her Denny's >Finish food, all is going well >Go out to my car >Start making out >She says we should drive out to her family's cabin that no one is staying at this time of year >We go there >She shows me her cool "away from home bedroom" >Asks if I wanna take her V card >I accept but forget about a small problem, I have a micropenis >She sees it and tries to be nice about it, it's 1.5 inches at the longest >She's trying to make me feel confident about it >I put it "in" her >She asks if it's in yet, it barely goes in at all >I can tell neither of us are enjoying it, it's like a hallway and I can barely feel the sides (I also have 0 girth) >She offers a h------ instead >She can't even hold it right >Ends up giving up and I finger her instead >Go home and j------- myself >We go on a few more dates before breaking up because I have 0 confidence and it was all my fault I lost a perfect 10/10, she might be the only female who ever would've given me a chance

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Anon realized the truth about most subs | /r/Greentext

8 KB JPG >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne
8 KB JPG >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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Anon plays D&D | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >party is in old temple fighting a bunch of ogres >during combat our cleric drops to 0 hp >we are all out of healing potions but can bandage with med kits 10/04/18(Thu)19:37:25 No.62327007 DM allows cleric to do one thing before he drops >Cleric worships a goddess of fools and pranks >"as a final joke against myself I cast invisibility so no one can heal me" >cleric bleeds out and dies and group is captured into slavery >upon reaching afterlife Cleric is greeted by his goddess who puts her hands on his shoulder, crying from laughter >says she enjoyed the joke very much >rewards him by making him a divine jester who will forever tell her jokes >>62327583 # >>62331158 # Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)20:26:24 No.62327583 33 KB JPG >>62327007 # Screencap, I kek'd 3 No.62327027 at their own entext ays liquid
: Anonymous >party is in old temple fighting a bunch of ogres >during combat our cleric drops to 0 hp >we are all out of healing potions but can bandage with med kits 10/04/18(Thu)19:37:25 No.62327007 DM allows cleric to do one thing before he drops >Cleric worships a goddess of fools and pranks >"as a final joke against myself I cast invisibility so no one can heal me" >cleric bleeds out and dies and group is captured into slavery >upon reaching afterlife Cleric is greeted by his goddess who puts her hands on his shoulder, crying from laughter >says she enjoyed the joke very much >rewards him by making him a divine jester who will forever tell her jokes >>62327583 # >>62331158 # Anonymous 10/04/18(Thu)20:26:24 No.62327583 33 KB JPG >>62327007 # Screencap, I kek'd 3 No.62327027 at their own entext ays liquid

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anon has a severe addiction - s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22(Wed)13:46:33 No.877954075 >be me >Go to Denny's on a nice October evening in 2014 >Have a hot chocolate, it's pretty damn good, decide to get a refill >End up getting 4 refills before leaving, it was really damn good hot chocolate >Over the next week I crave it brutally, I figure it'll get better at some point >Two more weeks pass by, I'm getting the shakes because I haven't had a Denny's hot chocolate >Gets so bad that I leave work to go to Denny's >I ask for a hot chocolate but their chocolate mix is out >Leave immediately 22 KB JPG >Google map the next closest location >2 hrs away in a different city >F--- it, I need my hot chocolate >Make the drive 30 minutes faster than expected >Run in, I'm seated almost instantly >Ask for a hot chocolate, luckily for me they can make it >I drink it and it burns my mouth, don't care, I finish it >Get 3 refills and the waitress was nice enough to give me a to go cup >Get out to my vehicle, sit down >Start crying uncontrollably Am I ok?
: Anonymous 22(Wed)13:46:33 No.877954075 >be me >Go to Denny's on a nice October evening in 2014 >Have a hot chocolate, it's pretty damn good, decide to get a refill >End up getting 4 refills before leaving, it was really damn good hot chocolate >Over the next week I crave it brutally, I figure it'll get better at some point >Two more weeks pass by, I'm getting the shakes because I haven't had a Denny's hot chocolate >Gets so bad that I leave work to go to Denny's >I ask for a hot chocolate but their chocolate mix is out >Leave immediately 22 KB JPG >Google map the next closest location >2 hrs away in a different city >F--- it, I need my hot chocolate >Make the drive 30 minutes faster than expected >Run in, I'm seated almost instantly >Ask for a hot chocolate, luckily for me they can make it >I drink it and it burns my mouth, don't care, I finish it >Get 3 refills and the waitress was nice enough to give me a to go cup >Get out to my vehicle, sit down >Start crying uncontrollably Am I ok?

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anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why does this happen? 11/10/22(Thu)12:23:24 No.27694161 >dad comes into my room furiously mad >we start arguing but I stay calm while hes yelling at me and such >finally ticks me off and I raise my voice at him >all the sudden he gets calm and rational and I end up looking like the one whos mad 187 KB JPG This happens all the time. Also hes way bigger than me so im not intimidating to him. No idea why he backs off as soon as I start attacking back tho
Anonymous Why does this happen? 11/10/22(Thu)12:23:24 No.27694161 >dad comes into my room furiously mad >we start arguing but I stay calm while hes yelling at me and such >finally ticks me off and I raise my voice at him >all the sudden he gets calm and rational and I end up looking like the one whos mad 187 KB JPG This happens all the time. Also hes way bigger than me so im not intimidating to him. No idea why he backs off as soon as I start attacking back tho

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anon is forever infected | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone sex No.845659188 >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy s---- himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone sex No.845659188 >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy s---- himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls

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Who run the world | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gynocentric 357 KB JPG world 10/16/22(Sun)09:14:01 No.70609964 >on TV there's an ad about women's breast cancer that airs constantly >realize there's nothing like that for men >we celebrate women's day but not men's day >on social media you get ads about women's rights >realize women are pitied and boosted everywhere but men aren't >make a thread on social media about this, gets deleted as "misogyny" immediately : Anonymous 10/16/22(Sun)09:15:52 No.70609976 >>70609964 (OP) # Because women have it harder. I for one know I treat them like a second class citizen.
: Anonymous Gynocentric 357 KB JPG world 10/16/22(Sun)09:14:01 No.70609964 >on TV there's an ad about women's breast cancer that airs constantly >realize there's nothing like that for men >we celebrate women's day but not men's day >on social media you get ads about women's rights >realize women are pitied and boosted everywhere but men aren't >make a thread on social media about this, gets deleted as "misogyny" immediately : Anonymous 10/16/22(Sun)09:15:52 No.70609976 >>70609964 (OP) # Because women have it harder. I for one know I treat them like a second class citizen.

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Anon plays Halo | /r/Greentext

An Weird childhood memories green text Weird childhood memories green(...) 253 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)11:32:45 No.70924609 >be 16 or 17 >Ask my parents if I can put my mattress in the living room, stay up late, watch tv, and play Xbox 360 >They both say yes >Parents go to bed >20 minutes later my mom is crying in the bedroom >Here my dad yelling JUST SUCK IT >Here my mom getting r---- as she cries >Finish my last halo round and go to my bedroom >Next day my dad casually asks if I went to bed because I could here them talking 11/10/22(Thu)11:39:05 No.70924694 Anonymous 16 and 17 isn't childhood 10 or 8 years old is childhood >>70924891 # >>70925438 # >>70929762 # >>70936026 #
An Weird childhood memories green text Weird childhood memories green(...) 253 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)11:32:45 No.70924609 >be 16 or 17 >Ask my parents if I can put my mattress in the living room, stay up late, watch tv, and play Xbox 360 >They both say yes >Parents go to bed >20 minutes later my mom is crying in the bedroom >Here my dad yelling JUST SUCK IT >Here my mom getting r---- as she cries >Finish my last halo round and go to my bedroom >Next day my dad casually asks if I went to bed because I could here them talking 11/10/22(Thu)11:39:05 No.70924694 Anonymous 16 and 17 isn't childhood 10 or 8 years old is childhood >>70924891 # >>70925438 # >>70929762 # >>70936026 #

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anon wants a blowjob | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous One BJ too much to ask? 413 KB PNG 11/12/22(Sat)01:50:37 No.27701652 I was hanging out with my girlfriend the other night and she's been fighting off a yeast infection so we couldn't have sex, but I was still super horny and I asked her if she could give me a b------. She said "that's not fair, what would I get out of it?" WOMAN, I'll give you a list: >got you thousands of dollars out of debt >got you a better paying job that you enjoy more than your last one >I make sure you c-- 4x as much as I do during sex >I pay for all of our meals and pretty much anything else you want at a store >I have thrown away friends for you Is that not enough???? I just wanted one b------ and she acted all sly about it "oh is baby upset he doesn't get a b------?" she literally said that before we went to bed because she saw I was visibly upset with her response. What would you anons do? Is it an unreasonable request?
: Anonymous One BJ too much to ask? 413 KB PNG 11/12/22(Sat)01:50:37 No.27701652 I was hanging out with my girlfriend the other night and she's been fighting off a yeast infection so we couldn't have sex, but I was still super horny and I asked her if she could give me a b------. She said "that's not fair, what would I get out of it?" WOMAN, I'll give you a list: >got you thousands of dollars out of debt >got you a better paying job that you enjoy more than your last one >I make sure you c-- 4x as much as I do during sex >I pay for all of our meals and pretty much anything else you want at a store >I have thrown away friends for you Is that not enough???? I just wanted one b------ and she acted all sly about it "oh is baby upset he doesn't get a b------?" she literally said that before we went to bed because she saw I was visibly upset with her response. What would you anons do? Is it an unreasonable request?

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Anon plays 4D underwater upside down chess | /r/Greentext

58873B35-8DF0-40A4-9601-DCB806DCAD5B.jpg 32 KB JPG > be me > went out with qt3.14 once > I think she considered it as date 2 > she is really shy and me aswell > we didn't even hold hands but we still write to each other on IG > told her that I am going to friend's birthday party and I will drink there > write her at 3AM "I woult f-- you hard af" > "anon you are just drunk" > "maibee bat I woult do it anyway" > "anon wanna come to my place tommorow we can watch movie" > mfw I wasnt drunk > mfw I didnt go to a birthday party > mfw It worked > mfw I wrote it with bad gramatic to look it as I am drunk af Ok anons my brain is just superior. Like how can I be this intelligent it shouldn't even be possible
58873B35-8DF0-40A4-9601-DCB806DCAD5B.jpg 32 KB JPG > be me > went out with qt3.14 once > I think she considered it as date 2 > she is really shy and me aswell > we didn't even hold hands but we still write to each other on IG > told her that I am going to friend's birthday party and I will drink there > write her at 3AM "I woult f-- you hard af" > "anon you are just drunk" > "maibee bat I woult do it anyway" > "anon wanna come to my place tommorow we can watch movie" > mfw I wasnt drunk > mfw I didnt go to a birthday party > mfw It worked > mfw I wrote it with bad gramatic to look it as I am drunk af Ok anons my brain is just superior. Like how can I be this intelligent it shouldn't even be possible

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Black mirror | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 11/11/22(Fri)09:23:34 No.70944081 >be me >remeber back in high school we used to prank girls by glueing little mirrors on the tip of our shoes and see under their skirts >even our dads found it funny >be a couple of months ago >decide to do it again for old time's sake >be today >registered sex offended Anons what the f--- happened to society that something so innocent is being treated as a crime?
: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 11/11/22(Fri)09:23:34 No.70944081 >be me >remeber back in high school we used to prank girls by glueing little mirrors on the tip of our shoes and see under their skirts >even our dads found it funny >be a couple of months ago >decide to do it again for old time's sake >be today >registered sex offended Anons what the f--- happened to society that something so innocent is being treated as a crime?

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Anon likes his Uncrustables | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/18(Mon)13:14:04 No.10598617 Uncrustables are the only thing keeping me alive at this point. This isn't a f------ joke every day I wake up, go to the same s----- school full of s----- people who all think their better than one another, full of teachers who either don't want to be their either or hate you, spend time with people who don't like me and who I don't like, then go home, cry in the shower for an hour, then engage in a sorry attempt at studying, all for what? All for the f------ uncrustables, every day, twice a day, those absolute godsends of treats get me through my miserable f------ life, the sweetness of the jelly matched with the saltiness of the peanut butter, all on soft, round bread pockets. God isn't real, heaven isn't real, only uncrustables are real 49 KB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous 05/14/18(Mon)13:14:04 No.10598617 Uncrustables are the only thing keeping me alive at this point. This isn't a f------ joke every day I wake up, go to the same s----- school full of s----- people who all think their better than one another, full of teachers who either don't want to be their either or hate you, spend time with people who don't like me and who I don't like, then go home, cry in the shower for an hour, then engage in a sorry attempt at studying, all for what? All for the f------ uncrustables, every day, twice a day, those absolute godsends of treats get me through my miserable f------ life, the sweetness of the jelly matched with the saltiness of the peanut butter, all on soft, round bread pockets. God isn't real, heaven isn't real, only uncrustables are real 49 KB PNG View Thread

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Anon loves the jews | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: N0q17C41) Idk why yall hate jews 67 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)10:22:48 No.403795439 As an atheist i'll never understand this >be jews >survive persecution as a non extremist religious group for thousands of years >conservative as f--- itself >good looking d---- >capable businessmen >actually get own country in ancestral homeland & not in s------- madagascar >f------ OBLITERATE warring barbaric muslims in a matter of days, MULTIPLE times >outperform the whole middle east in every metric imaginable while carving out of a country out of people from all over the world Yet you weebs and nazis hate them for some reason (i suspect you're arabs), if i had been born a jew i'd have been f------ proud to be one
: Anonymous (ID: N0q17C41) Idk why yall hate jews 67 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)10:22:48 No.403795439 As an atheist i'll never understand this >be jews >survive persecution as a non extremist religious group for thousands of years >conservative as f--- itself >good looking d---- >capable businessmen >actually get own country in ancestral homeland & not in s------- madagascar >f------ OBLITERATE warring barbaric muslims in a matter of days, MULTIPLE times >outperform the whole middle east in every metric imaginable while carving out of a country out of people from all over the world Yet you weebs and nazis hate them for some reason (i suspect you're arabs), if i had been born a jew i'd have been f------ proud to be one

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Anon makes mad cash | /r/Greentext

No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars
No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars

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Exposed red brick wall studio apartment anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ 72 KB JPG 02/22/21(Mon) 20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21 (Mon) 20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >So I was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #
: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ 72 KB JPG 02/22/21(Mon) 20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21 (Mon) 20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >So I was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #

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Anon has 30 bucks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/11/22 (Fri)14:10:00 No.70942499 Ok I need a way to make money. I'll do anything >Be me >Brokie >Go to the store to buy beer >I'm a regular >Stand outfront of store and check bank >Gotta make sure I have enough to pay >30 bucks in my account score! >Really happy >When I enter I hear a girl my age laughing >Overhear her telling her coworkers I have 30 bucks in my account 12 Replies >howthefuckdoessheknow >Pay and go back to where I was standing outside the store >There's a camera pointing right where my phone was This bitch used the cameras to snoop on my back information. Does she just have money? She's a gas station employee why would she laugh... View Thread
: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/11/22 (Fri)14:10:00 No.70942499 Ok I need a way to make money. I'll do anything >Be me >Brokie >Go to the store to buy beer >I'm a regular >Stand outfront of store and check bank >Gotta make sure I have enough to pay >30 bucks in my account score! >Really happy >When I enter I hear a girl my age laughing >Overhear her telling her coworkers I have 30 bucks in my account 12 Replies >howthefuckdoessheknow >Pay and go back to where I was standing outside the store >There's a camera pointing right where my phone was This bitch used the cameras to snoop on my back information. Does she just have money? She's a gas station employee why would she laugh... View Thread

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Anon lives a good life | /r/Greentext

4210 GRA VI >software developer >work from home INTECH >wake up at 2pm every day >delete my emails >ignore my slack messages CH >give my boss b------- excuses about why I didn't accomplish anything yesterday >if there's a critical issue, stall for two weeks before doing 15 minutes of work to fix it >everyone thanks me for my hard work How has no one noticed how s----- I am at my job? For the last five years I've been scaling back how much work I actually do and no one seems to have caught on. Since we started working from home after covid, I've been doing basically nothing. Every year I go into my performance review expecting my boss to be like, "hey, so we've noticed you didn't really complete a lot of your goals lately", but that never happens - they just compliment me on my (fake) accomplishments and give me a raise! I never get promoted, but why would I want that? I make enough money as it is, a promotion would just mean more work. Is everyone else here also faking it? Am I secretly the greatest software developer who ever lived and I can accomplish in 15 minutes what would take most people weeks of work (this seems unlikely, I am very dumb)? Are they secretly talking about how much I suck behind my back (but still paying me, for some reason)?
4210 GRA VI >software developer >work from home INTECH >wake up at 2pm every day >delete my emails >ignore my slack messages CH >give my boss b------- excuses about why I didn't accomplish anything yesterday >if there's a critical issue, stall for two weeks before doing 15 minutes of work to fix it >everyone thanks me for my hard work How has no one noticed how s----- I am at my job? For the last five years I've been scaling back how much work I actually do and no one seems to have caught on. Since we started working from home after covid, I've been doing basically nothing. Every year I go into my performance review expecting my boss to be like, "hey, so we've noticed you didn't really complete a lot of your goals lately", but that never happens - they just compliment me on my (fake) accomplishments and give me a raise! I never get promoted, but why would I want that? I make enough money as it is, a promotion would just mean more work. Is everyone else here also faking it? Am I secretly the greatest software developer who ever lived and I can accomplish in 15 minutes what would take most people weeks of work (this seems unlikely, I am very dumb)? Are they secretly talking about how much I suck behind my back (but still paying me, for some reason)?

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Anon remembers the 1st black President | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: towIdaty [Reply] ► 02/06/18(Tue) 23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: towIdaty [Reply] ► 02/06/18(Tue) 23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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Anon has a good boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon the philosopher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB JPG terrible >there isn't even a followup to the question half the time, the sentence just ends there >don't care how the other person is doing, they don't either, it's just a greeting ritual we have to go through for some reason I hate this s--- so much 3 Replies 1 Image 11/11/22(Fri)09:43:59 No.70940465 >force myself to say "hi how are you" through gritted teeth >have to lie and say I'm doing good, they're lying too, saying otherwise would create a scene, it's like we're gaslighting each other into believing our lives aren't : ENTJ View Thread 11/11/22(Fri)09:46:53 No.70940487 >>70940465 (OP) # Im allowed to laugh at you because youre a loser
Anonymous 100 KB JPG terrible >there isn't even a followup to the question half the time, the sentence just ends there >don't care how the other person is doing, they don't either, it's just a greeting ritual we have to go through for some reason I hate this s--- so much 3 Replies 1 Image 11/11/22(Fri)09:43:59 No.70940465 >force myself to say "hi how are you" through gritted teeth >have to lie and say I'm doing good, they're lying too, saying otherwise would create a scene, it's like we're gaslighting each other into believing our lives aren't : ENTJ View Thread 11/11/22(Fri)09:46:53 No.70940487 >>70940465 (OP) # Im allowed to laugh at you because youre a loser

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