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*le me letting out some steam in my college dorm room oh s--- oh s---, stand up quickly and pull shorts up FAP Fer *clickclickd 呼 oh sorry dude i was changing and I didnt want sup dude why was the door locked L anyone to walk in im a 1ittle self conscious BAD POKER FACE *le room mate k dude you should be less selI conscious thats kinda sad yea Sure whatever dude. .. . HA! I WAS ACTUALLY FAPPING MY BALLS DRY YOU NIMWIT!

*le me letting out some steam in my college dorm room oh s--- oh s---, stand up quickly and pull shorts up FAP Fer *clickclickd 呼 oh sorry dude i was changing and I didnt want sup dude why was the door locked L anyone to walk in im a 1ittle self conscious BAD POKER FACE *le room mate k dude you should be less selI conscious thats kinda sad yea Sure whatever dude. .. . HA! I WAS ACTUALLY FAPPING MY BALLS DRY YOU NIMWIT!

kme i have a boner, hmm, ok i my back hurts, i it's really have heart burn, uncomfortable, blah blah blah, nothing is helping suppose can we have sex aaah, i feel so much better I DIDN'T HAVE BONER!

kme i have a boner, hmm, ok i my back hurts, i it's really have heart burn, uncomfortable, blah blah blah, nothing is helping suppose can we have sex aaah, i feel so much better I DIDN'T HAVE BONER!

Okay class, I'l be handing back your reports today. Most of you did quite well! Herp, I got your email, utI couldn't ) the word document. Ugh, fine. You know, I'll need you to print itthis wouldn't happen out and bring it in if you didn't usea tomorroww Mac. It was actually a renamed DLL file!

Okay class, I'l be handing back your reports today. Most of you did quite well! Herp, I got your email, utI couldn't ) the word document. Ugh, fine. You know, I'll need you to print itthis wouldn't happen out and bring it in if you didn't usea tomorroww Mac. It was actually a renamed DLL file!

MAY 2011 SUN MON TUES WED THURS FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 I L IE D

MAY 2011 SUN MON TUES WED THURS FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 I L IE D

NOT MY FIRST POST!

NOT MY FIRST POST!

Hey sweetie, do you need to pee? No IACTUALLY DID NEED TO PEE!

Hey sweetie, do you need to pee? No IACTUALLY DID NEED TO PEE!

*chatting to a cute girl* How about herp and herp? So do you like derpderp? Omg I love herp and herp! I love derpderp! Wow we have so much in common!I know! Guess its just a strange coincidence. Ihave actually been stalking you on Facebook for months!

*chatting to a cute girl* How about herp and herp? So do you like derpderp? Omg I love herp and herp! I love derpderp! Wow we have so much in common!I know! Guess its just a strange coincidence. Ihave actually been stalking you on Facebook for months!

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I will make a differ ce VOTE VOTE VOTE I WON' T VOTE

I will make a differ ce VOTE VOTE VOTE I WON' T VOTE

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Welcome to the Invention Room, Violet No touching, no tasting, no telling. Agreed? Of course, Mr. Wonka.

Welcome to the Invention Room, Violet No touching, no tasting, no telling. Agreed? Of course, Mr. Wonka.

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I'm your typical female redditor This is le me Hard working... Courageous... Pretty cute.. (at least according to my ex-bfs) Pretty smart. - . I love video games and reddit... But I love one thing more.. And I wonder if other girls do this.. . ...but when my roommates are gone, and I'm really horny, I go on reddit... And I look on £7u12 and antasize about any guys in comics on there that ink Because all you guys have given me so much to get off to. And I just feel like I should give back... ji ...and I just wanted to know if any other girl redditors do the same thing ..and if you don't, you totally should try it sometime! So I just wanted to say, I love you reddit! That's all. Thanks for EVERYTHING! oh and one more thing ...about me being a girl who does all that stuff.. I LIED!!

I'm your typical female redditor This is le me Hard working... Courageous... Pretty cute.. (at least according to my ex-bfs) Pretty smart. - . I love video games and reddit... But I love one thing more.. And I wonder if other girls do this.. . ...but when my roommates are gone, and I'm really horny, I go on reddit... And I look on £7u12 and antasize about any guys in comics on there that ink Because all you guys have given me so much to get off to. And I just feel like I should give back... ji ...and I just wanted to know if any other girl redditors do the same thing ..and if you don't, you totally should try it sometime! So I just wanted to say, I love you reddit! That's all. Thanks for EVERYTHING! oh and one more thing ...about me being a girl who does all that stuff.. I LIED!!

I actually think they are all hillarious!

I actually think they are all hillarious!