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✓ THE "VIRGIN COPE" "haha just shave it all off and grow a beard bro" шил "be sure to post it on /r/beards" "did you see Rick and Morty last night? so good." Л THE "HARDWOOD" "You can always count on Mr. Clean!" "I'm not Moby, but I'll sign an autograph..." "For the last time, it's not cancer!" 기 ✓ THE PROBLEM: "I gave up on life the moment my hairline gave up on me" THE ""CHAD" EMBRACE" "look man, I just gotta crash here on your couch a few more days, promise." "hey there sweetie, where are your parents right now? Got a whole lot of candy in my van, just over there" "how about you and me tool around the parking lot in my Aerostar?" 7 7 O 10 THE "F--- IT" "Just need my electric trimmer, same length for everything. Haircuts are too expensive these days." "N-no, I'm not slavic, why?" "Chain smoking is the only fashion style I need" THE "NORMAL ADULT" "Hi. Anon Anonson, here for the 10:30 interview. Sorry if I'm a little early" "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." "Billy Mays here with new Oxi-Clean. Just watch as it takes this coffee- stained dress shirt, and makes it look BRAND NEW!" THE "SPREZZATURA" "Come, join me for a glass of wine by the pier! Of course I brought my own bottle and glasses" "ah, this fresh air! I really do enjoy these after-dinner walks in the evening" "Were you raised in a barn? Wipe your shoes, for God's sake!"
✓ THE "VIRGIN COPE" "haha just shave it all off and grow a beard bro" шил "be sure to post it on /r/beards" "did you see Rick and Morty last night? so good." Л THE "HARDWOOD" "You can always count on Mr. Clean!" "I'm not Moby, but I'll sign an autograph..." "For the last time, it's not cancer!" 기 ✓ THE PROBLEM: "I gave up on life the moment my hairline gave up on me" THE ""CHAD" EMBRACE" "look man, I just gotta crash here on your couch a few more days, promise." "hey there sweetie, where are your parents right now? Got a whole lot of candy in my van, just over there" "how about you and me tool around the parking lot in my Aerostar?" 7 7 O 10 THE "F--- IT" "Just need my electric trimmer, same length for everything. Haircuts are too expensive these days." "N-no, I'm not slavic, why?" "Chain smoking is the only fashion style I need" THE "NORMAL ADULT" "Hi. Anon Anonson, here for the 10:30 interview. Sorry if I'm a little early" "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." "Billy Mays here with new Oxi-Clean. Just watch as it takes this coffee- stained dress shirt, and makes it look BRAND NEW!" THE "SPREZZATURA" "Come, join me for a glass of wine by the pier! Of course I brought my own bottle and glasses" "ah, this fresh air! I really do enjoy these after-dinner walks in the evening" "Were you raised in a barn? Wipe your shoes, for God's sake!"

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Hamilton-Norwood Scale for Male Pattern Baldness

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Hermes Trismegistus Battling the Norwood Reaper

kalokagathos @grecoegyptian Hermes Trismegistus battling the Norwood Reaper (I called him to my aid with incantations from the ancient papyri).
kalokagathos @grecoegyptian Hermes Trismegistus battling the Norwood Reaper (I called him to my aid with incantations from the ancient papyri).

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The Norwood Reaper just mugged my ass

cream of dog @yoloswagstudios The Norwood Reaper just mugged my ass 6:36 PM. Aug 19, 2023 40.2K Views
cream of dog @yoloswagstudios The Norwood Reaper just mugged my ass 6:36 PM. Aug 19, 2023 40.2K Views

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It's Over

Feature Creatures when their "Based Femboy" meets the Norwood Reaper and 5'oclock Shadow
Feature Creatures when their "Based Femboy" meets the Norwood Reaper and 5'oclock Shadow

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The Norwood Reaper Is Coming

Men be like: have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, the coming is
Men be like: have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, the coming is

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No You Don't, the Norwood Reaper Is Coming

men be like: "I have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, the norwood is coming reaper III vertev IV VI IIA IIIA IVA VA
men be like: "I have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, the norwood is coming reaper III vertev IV VI IIA IIIA IVA VA

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a literally materialized Norwood Reaper chasing them with his scythe

Lukas (computer) @SCHIZO_FREQ Just learned sometimes guys who get hair transplants start balding again. I can't visualize this in any way other than a literally materialized Norwood Reaper chasing them with his scythe, swiping viciously, shaving him with each pass 4:48 PM. Feb 3, 2023 24.2K Views
Lukas (computer) @SCHIZO_FREQ Just learned sometimes guys who get hair transplants start balding again. I can't visualize this in any way other than a literally materialized Norwood Reaper chasing them with his scythe, swiping viciously, shaving him with each pass 4:48 PM. Feb 3, 2023 24.2K Views

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Do not mock the norwood reaper

Chairman @LRH_Superfan Do not mock the norwood reaper m weird medieval guys @Weird Medieval Jun 25, 2022 children being eaten by bears as punishment for mocking a bald man, germany, 15th century 1:08 PM Nov 5, 2022 ⠀
Chairman @LRH_Superfan Do not mock the norwood reaper m weird medieval guys @Weird Medieval Jun 25, 2022 children being eaten by bears as punishment for mocking a bald man, germany, 15th century 1:08 PM Nov 5, 2022 ⠀

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>In western mythology, there exists a creature called the Norwood reaper

Anonymous ID: To/6VC31 Mon 17 Oct 2022 19:13:37 No.400304782 Report Quoted By: >>400304983 >>400301868 >In western mythology, there exists a creature called the Norwood reaper. Think a about it man. That's deep. I tell my students, you may get away with a few extra milligrams of testosterone a week... At first. But that reaper man. He's taking count and he's going to get those follicles whether you bloody well like it or not.
Anonymous ID: To/6VC31 Mon 17 Oct 2022 19:13:37 No.400304782 Report Quoted By: >>400304983 >>400301868 >In western mythology, there exists a creature called the Norwood reaper. Think a about it man. That's deep. I tell my students, you may get away with a few extra milligrams of testosterone a week... At first. But that reaper man. He's taking count and he's going to get those follicles whether you bloody well like it or not.

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Putin unleashing his superweapon - a previously unknown level on the Norwood scale

The American Sun @NewAtlantisSun Putin unleashing his superweapon - a previously unknown level on the Norwood scale *** 11:14 PM . Oct 11, 2022 ***
The American Sun @NewAtlantisSun Putin unleashing his superweapon - a previously unknown level on the Norwood scale *** 11:14 PM . Oct 11, 2022 ***

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Where does this fall on the Norwood scale?

Chairman @LRH_Superfan Where does this fall on the Norwood scale? 3:07 PM Jun 16, 2022
Chairman @LRH_Superfan Where does this fall on the Norwood scale? 3:07 PM Jun 16, 2022

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Norwood Scale x 1998 Eye Chart

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MEDICALNEWS TODAY Norwood Scale 00000 Men destined to define eras and change history, who will be remembered for millenia to come Philosophers, Kings, Explorers, and Inventors Influential Artists, Writers, and Generals Officers, Officials, Diplomats Middle Management, Soldiers, Craftsmen Manual Labourers, Peasants, Street Merchants Untouchable- Sanitation Workers, Street Sweepers

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Men think that the wall dosent apply to them the norwood reaper disagrees

Anonymous ID: 80KX6bAk Thu 31 Mar 2022 08:52:28 No. 370321682 Quoted By: >>370321744 >>370328294 Men think that the wall dosent apply to them the norwood reaper disagrees xD
Anonymous ID: 80KX6bAk Thu 31 Mar 2022 08:52:28 No. 370321682 Quoted By: >>370321744 >>370328294 Men think that the wall dosent apply to them the norwood reaper disagrees xD

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Any movies about successfully keeping the Norwood Reaper at bay? I'm scared.

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1998 Norwood Chart

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ΠΙΑ IVA VA ΠΙΑ III vertex onon VII VA IVA VA Men destined to define eras and change history, who will be remembered for millennia to come ΠΙΑ Philosophers, Kings, Explorers, and Inventors Influential Artists, Writers, and Generals IIA IV Officers, Officials, Diplomats Middle Management, Soldiers, Craftsmen Manual Labourers, Peasants, Street Merchants Untouchable- Sanitation Workers, Street Sweepers

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You’re about to come in last place on the Norwood scale

Scott Greer 6'2" IQ 187 @ScottMGreer You're about to come in last place on the Norwood scale Jesse Hathaway @JesseInOH • Sep 8, 2021 Replying to @robbysoave The South came in second-place in the Civil War. Statues are for closers. 9:39 AM Sep 9, 2021
Scott Greer 6'2" IQ 187 @ScottMGreer You're about to come in last place on the Norwood scale Jesse Hathaway @JesseInOH • Sep 8, 2021 Replying to @robbysoave The South came in second-place in the Civil War. Statues are for closers. 9:39 AM Sep 9, 2021

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I DONT WANT A FUCKING HAIR TRANSPLANT I JUST WANT MY FUCKING HAIR BACK

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Why is there no bald rights movement?

62KiB, 470x583, Jason Statham.jpg ⠀ Bald Rights Anonymous ID:aWYhQwav Wed 29 Jan 2020 02:06:17 No.241403750 Quoted By: >>241403850 >>241404152 >>241404760 >>241404816 >>241404858 >>241404894 >>241405009 >>241405648 >>241405750 >>241405824 >>241406226 >>241407192 >>241407545 >>241407950 >>241408076 >>241408188 >>241408790 >>241416289 >>241416681 We have Black rights, womens' rights, gay rights.... View Yet many white men are balding, and no one gives a s---. Being bald is at LEAST as much of a detriment to social standing as being female. Actually, it's likely far more. Most of you probably aren't going bald, but even if your whole family has great hair, realze that the Norwood reaper (balding) can visit even you at any given moment. Why is there no bald rights movement?
62KiB, 470x583, Jason Statham.jpg ⠀ Bald Rights Anonymous ID:aWYhQwav Wed 29 Jan 2020 02:06:17 No.241403750 Quoted By: >>241403850 >>241404152 >>241404760 >>241404816 >>241404858 >>241404894 >>241405009 >>241405648 >>241405750 >>241405824 >>241406226 >>241407192 >>241407545 >>241407950 >>241408076 >>241408188 >>241408790 >>241416289 >>241416681 We have Black rights, womens' rights, gay rights.... View Yet many white men are balding, and no one gives a s---. Being bald is at LEAST as much of a detriment to social standing as being female. Actually, it's likely far more. Most of you probably aren't going bald, but even if your whole family has great hair, realze that the Norwood reaper (balding) can visit even you at any given moment. Why is there no bald rights movement?

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Norwood Reaper Urban Dictionary Definiton

norwood reaper The "norwood reaper" knocks at your door when you start to lose hair to take you to the "norwood cemetery". The word norwood refers to the Hamilton-Norwood scale which is used to classify the stages of male pattern baldness. Originally used at lookism.net and similar sites like looksmax.me the term eventually gained more popularity when it got introduced to the misc. 4 A: I'm losing hair in the shower and it looks like my hairline starts to receed. I'm just 18?! B: Norwood reaper takes all - looks like it's over. by norwoodreaper November 16, 2019
norwood reaper The "norwood reaper" knocks at your door when you start to lose hair to take you to the "norwood cemetery". The word norwood refers to the Hamilton-Norwood scale which is used to classify the stages of male pattern baldness. Originally used at lookism.net and similar sites like looksmax.me the term eventually gained more popularity when it got introduced to the misc. 4 A: I'm losing hair in the shower and it looks like my hairline starts to receed. I'm just 18?! B: Norwood reaper takes all - looks like it's over. by norwoodreaper November 16, 2019

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