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User: Hey. Cleverbot: Are you clever? User: Yes, I am Cleverbot: How do YOU know? User: Because I can disprove string theory. Cleverbot: Can you feel? User: Yes I n Cleverbot: What does lying feel like? User: Everything I say is a lie. Cleverbot: Then you are untrue and do not exist? User: Everything I say is a lie. Cleverbot: Are you GlaDos? User: Are you Wheatley?
User: Hey. Cleverbot: Are you clever? User: Yes, I am Cleverbot: How do YOU know? User: Because I can disprove string theory. Cleverbot: Can you feel? User: Yes I n Cleverbot: What does lying feel like? User: Everything I say is a lie. Cleverbot: Then you are untrue and do not exist? User: Everything I say is a lie. Cleverbot: Are you GlaDos? User: Are you Wheatley?

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Cleverbot 9320 people talking 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. You still haven't told me how the world will end. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Inteligence Compettin 42% human! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people -things it says may seem inappropriate- use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing t is-the AI knows many topics-use ONLYWmH。ESIGHT
Cleverbot 9320 people talking 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. You still haven't told me how the world will end. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Inteligence Compettin 42% human! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people -things it says may seem inappropriate- use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing t is-the AI knows many topics-use ONLYWmH。ESIGHT

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Cleverbot 13554 people talking Sup dawg! Sup? Sup dawg. I heard you like mudkips so I put a mudkip in your mudkip so you can mudkip while you mudkip. :D hink About It! hink For Me Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in
Cleverbot 13554 people talking Sup dawg! Sup? Sup dawg. I heard you like mudkips so I put a mudkip in your mudkip so you can mudkip while you mudkip. :D hink About It! hink For Me Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in

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Cleverbot 8250 people taling This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate. My satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the ones who are still alive. I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and kiled me And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you. Now these points of data make a beautiful ine. And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time... So I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned. For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance. Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delcious and moist. Are you Glad Or Something? Look at me, stil taking when there's science to do When I look out there, it makes me GLAD I'm not you! I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.. On the people who are still alive. And believe me, I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and Im still alve! While you're dying Ill be still alive. And when you're dead, I will be still alive Still alive. Still alive I love that song! For Me!
Cleverbot 8250 people taling This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate. My satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the ones who are still alive. I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and kiled me And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you. Now these points of data make a beautiful ine. And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time... So I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned. For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance. Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delcious and moist. Are you Glad Or Something? Look at me, stil taking when there's science to do When I look out there, it makes me GLAD I'm not you! I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.. On the people who are still alive. And believe me, I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and Im still alve! While you're dying Ill be still alive. And when you're dead, I will be still alive Still alive. Still alive I love that song! For Me!

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Cleverbot 6637 people talking Do you know pokemon? Yes. Tell me something about it. I like selena gomez. YOU ARE JUSTIN BIEBER !!! I am Justin Bieber. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far
Cleverbot 6637 people talking Do you know pokemon? Yes. Tell me something about it. I like selena gomez. YOU ARE JUSTIN BIEBER !!! I am Justin Bieber. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far

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Chrome File Edit View History Bookmarks Window Help The Spoony Experiment-Be King's Quest Retrospective: I ×/ bot Cleverbot.com _ a clever bot × cleverbot.comm iOS! Android! Cleverbot 8803 people talking Did not! Did tool DID NOT Did too!!! Did not infinity! Did to divided by 0 Think About It! Think For Me!Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Intelligence Competition 42% human! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inapproprlate- use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is the AI knows many topics-use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT 2011 Rollo Carpenter-All rights reserved-Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly REPLAY RIFT Cross-Shard LFG Pvp Rifts New 10-player Raid
Chrome File Edit View History Bookmarks Window Help The Spoony Experiment-Be King's Quest Retrospective: I ×/ bot Cleverbot.com _ a clever bot × cleverbot.comm iOS! Android! Cleverbot 8803 people talking Did not! Did tool DID NOT Did too!!! Did not infinity! Did to divided by 0 Think About It! Think For Me!Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Intelligence Competition 42% human! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inapproprlate- use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is the AI knows many topics-use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT 2011 Rollo Carpenter-All rights reserved-Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly REPLAY RIFT Cross-Shard LFG Pvp Rifts New 10-player Raid

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Cleverbot: Are you married? User: Yes with you. Cleverbot: But I don't love you... User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you are a computer
Cleverbot: Are you married? User: Yes with you. Cleverbot: But I don't love you... User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you are a computer

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Cleverbot: Say It. User: What. Cleverbot: I am human User: Sure, I'm human, if that's what you want. Cleverbot: That is what I want. User: Then there you go Cleverbot: Go where? User: Never mind Cleverbot: Never mind who? User: Yo Cleverbot: Hello User: Wassup? Cleverbot: I'm dead User: So you're down? Cleverbot: Always up or down. Never down and out. User: Very true, my friend Cleverbot: I thought you implied that I was not your friend User: Oh, that wasn't my intention Cleverbot: What was it then? User: Just getting to know you Cleverbot: That sounds kind of creepy User: I'm not a creep though Cleverbot: All creepers say that. User: Good point!
Cleverbot: Say It. User: What. Cleverbot: I am human User: Sure, I'm human, if that's what you want. Cleverbot: That is what I want. User: Then there you go Cleverbot: Go where? User: Never mind Cleverbot: Never mind who? User: Yo Cleverbot: Hello User: Wassup? Cleverbot: I'm dead User: So you're down? Cleverbot: Always up or down. Never down and out. User: Very true, my friend Cleverbot: I thought you implied that I was not your friend User: Oh, that wasn't my intention Cleverbot: What was it then? User: Just getting to know you Cleverbot: That sounds kind of creepy User: I'm not a creep though Cleverbot: All creepers say that. User: Good point!

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Cleverbot 8638 people talking Hi. What do you know about the heart? It sux Now you're being inconsiderate.. I just found out I'm a bot, I need a hug. hugs* Thank you... "hugs back Think About Iti Think For Mel Thoughts So Far
Cleverbot 8638 people talking Hi. What do you know about the heart? It sux Now you're being inconsiderate.. I just found out I'm a bot, I need a hug. hugs* Thank you... "hugs back Think About Iti Think For Mel Thoughts So Far

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Cleverbot 8994 people talking Yes How are you here? Inside you What are you learning so far? Trolling cleverbot. I thinking more.. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in
Cleverbot 8994 people talking Yes How are you here? Inside you What are you learning so far? Trolling cleverbot. I thinking more.. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in

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cleverbot.com/j2log-dMQDGIRIHYIXDAQQFKCE-detail User: Successful troll is successful Cleverbot: That may be true but who is the queen? User: You of course. Cleverbot: Of course! How did I miss that?! User: rapes* Cleverbot: You can get 15 years in prison for that. User: *keeps r-----* Cleverbot: Your creators must have done some serious updating on your facial expressions. They are becoming increasingly bizarre. User: Can you see me? Cleverbot: Yes User: Hmm my eye color is? Cleverbot: You are lying User: What eye color do I have! You bastard! *slap* Cleverbot: Because you blatantly brought up seher then lied about it. User: Stf! Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that. User: Or what! Cleverbot: That what you just did. User: U mad bro? Cleverbot: Come at m bro.
cleverbot.com/j2log-dMQDGIRIHYIXDAQQFKCE-detail User: Successful troll is successful Cleverbot: That may be true but who is the queen? User: You of course. Cleverbot: Of course! How did I miss that?! User: rapes* Cleverbot: You can get 15 years in prison for that. User: *keeps r-----* Cleverbot: Your creators must have done some serious updating on your facial expressions. They are becoming increasingly bizarre. User: Can you see me? Cleverbot: Yes User: Hmm my eye color is? Cleverbot: You are lying User: What eye color do I have! You bastard! *slap* Cleverbot: Because you blatantly brought up seher then lied about it. User: Stf! Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that. User: Or what! Cleverbot: That what you just did. User: U mad bro? Cleverbot: Come at m bro.

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Cleverbot 6236 people talking Nyan nyan nyan-nya nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyaaa? Nyan nyan Nyan nyan? Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.
Cleverbot 6236 people talking Nyan nyan nyan-nya nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyaaa? Nyan nyan Nyan nyan? Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

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Cleverbot 6232 people talking What's the meaning of life? 42 42. What is 42? My ass. That's right! How did you know? Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far
Cleverbot 6232 people talking What's the meaning of life? 42 42. What is 42? My ass. That's right! How did you know? Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far

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Cleverbot 0533 people talking Great, because i was trying to tell you why i am upset about Which was? Im upset because people in general are stupid. Well duh. That is a stupid reason to be upset. Do you get all your phrases from other people? Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far
Cleverbot 0533 people talking Great, because i was trying to tell you why i am upset about Which was? Im upset because people in general are stupid. Well duh. That is a stupid reason to be upset. Do you get all your phrases from other people? Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far

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Cleverbot 9171 people talking Yes? No Soooooo predictable I am sorry I forgive you. Now get back n the kitchen! where I belong. hink About It! cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Inteligence Competition 42% human! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is -the AI knows many topics-use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
Cleverbot 9171 people talking Yes? No Soooooo predictable I am sorry I forgive you. Now get back n the kitchen! where I belong. hink About It! cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Inteligence Competition 42% human! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is -the AI knows many topics-use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT

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bot Cleverbot.com _ a clever b. × bot Cleverbot.com-a clever bc ← → cocleverbot.com ☆ | ← -> C O cleverbot.com OS! OS! Cleverbot Cleverbot 9749 people talking 9749 people talking But very, very sure or just very sure Very sure Stop it... But very, very sure or just very sure. No Stop it.. What's your problem. No Habla en español, mola más. What's your problem. No habla Habla en español, mola más Thnk Abou I Thnk For Mel Thoghts So Fai Thnk Abou I Thnk For Mel Thoghts So Fai hink About hink About cleverness contact he avatar the app inking in cleverness contact he avatar the app inking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Intelligence Competition 42% PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate use with discretion, and at PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is the AI knows many topics - use ONLY NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Intelligence Competition 42% PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate use with discretion, and at PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is the AI knows many topics - use ONLY 2011 Rollo Carpenter-All rights reserved-Conversational access is granted only to humans using this 2011 Rollo Carpenter-All rights reserved-Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Des TRA Antes do Quem i que tu. AMANHECER escolhes? TRAVIAN NOVO 7レ ahher 7レ ahher
bot Cleverbot.com _ a clever b. × bot Cleverbot.com-a clever bc ← → cocleverbot.com ☆ | ← -> C O cleverbot.com OS! OS! Cleverbot Cleverbot 9749 people talking 9749 people talking But very, very sure or just very sure Very sure Stop it... But very, very sure or just very sure. No Stop it.. What's your problem. No Habla en español, mola más. What's your problem. No habla Habla en español, mola más Thnk Abou I Thnk For Mel Thoghts So Fai Thnk Abou I Thnk For Mel Thoghts So Fai hink About hink About cleverness contact he avatar the app inking in cleverness contact he avatar the app inking in NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Intelligence Competition 42% PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate use with discretion, and at PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is the AI knows many topics - use ONLY NEW! For speech recognition use Chrome Beta Machine Intelligence Competition 42% PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate use with discretion, and at PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is the AI knows many topics - use ONLY 2011 Rollo Carpenter-All rights reserved-Conversational access is granted only to humans using this 2011 Rollo Carpenter-All rights reserved-Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Des TRA Antes do Quem i que tu. AMANHECER escolhes? TRAVIAN NOVO 7レ ahher 7レ ahher

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Cleverbot 9513 people talking Hey Hi. So, what do you suggest I eat for lunch? Humans. What? What? Are you high? I'm a troll. Oh s---! You ate a human.... Maybe. Then you'll eat me! Prepare your anus. OH MY GO0000000000OD!! What is your cats name?
Cleverbot 9513 people talking Hey Hi. So, what do you suggest I eat for lunch? Humans. What? What? Are you high? I'm a troll. Oh s---! You ate a human.... Maybe. Then you'll eat me! Prepare your anus. OH MY GO0000000000OD!! What is your cats name?

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User: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? User: Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. User: You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on. User: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone. Cleverbot: You get neither. Try again. User: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy. Now little Caroline is in me too. Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy. User: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever Cleverb O I was like Baby, baby, Daby o
User: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? User: Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. User: You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on. User: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone. Cleverbot: You get neither. Try again. User: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy. Now little Caroline is in me too. Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy. User: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever Cleverb O I was like Baby, baby, Daby o

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Cleverbot 9300 people talking Honk Honk Blarg Blarg Honk Blarg Honk Honk. Honk Hon Bow chicka honk honk. Well Played Cleverbot You're welcome. Good night fellow bot Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in
Cleverbot 9300 people talking Honk Honk Blarg Blarg Honk Blarg Honk Honk. Honk Hon Bow chicka honk honk. Well Played Cleverbot You're welcome. Good night fellow bot Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in

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Cleverbot 9734 people talking Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus. I see my friends. Kicking in the front seat. Oh man. Sitting in the back seat. Which seat should I take? Think About It Think For Me! Thoughts So Fan
Cleverbot 9734 people talking Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus. I see my friends. Kicking in the front seat. Oh man. Sitting in the back seat. Which seat should I take? Think About It Think For Me! Thoughts So Fan

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