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Isn't that a single player game?

I TELL YA - IF ONLY I COULD FIND A CHICK WHO WAS AS NERDY AS I AM. YEAH, TOO BAD GIRLS ARE NEVER AS NERDY AS DUDES. HEY DOUG - YOu WANNA COME OVER TO MY PLACE AND PLAY FINAL FANTASY III? Isn't that a single player game...? Yeah, we're gonna go. DORKLY
I TELL YA - IF ONLY I COULD FIND A CHICK WHO WAS AS NERDY AS I AM. YEAH, TOO BAD GIRLS ARE NEVER AS NERDY AS DUDES. HEY DOUG - YOu WANNA COME OVER TO MY PLACE AND PLAY FINAL FANTASY III? Isn't that a single player game...? Yeah, we're gonna go. DORKLY

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Demicolon

The Demicolon Invented by a mad Andorran monk in 1422, the demicolon is a versatile (if a bit showy) punctuation tool. While a semicolon can only connect two related-yet-independent clauses, a demicolon can connect anything to damn well anything else it pleases. Then it calls all of semicolon's friends and leaves threatening voice- mails on their answering machines. Demicolon: connects an independent clause to another independent clause, a dependent clause, an adverb, a picture of a bear the planet Neptune, some buttons, your mother, ete Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthu sleep tonight ha ha ha BOoM Modern usage: 1:"Grammar is not cool." 2. "Maybe this will change your tune 1: "I retract my statement. Please become my surrogate father"
The Demicolon Invented by a mad Andorran monk in 1422, the demicolon is a versatile (if a bit showy) punctuation tool. While a semicolon can only connect two related-yet-independent clauses, a demicolon can connect anything to damn well anything else it pleases. Then it calls all of semicolon's friends and leaves threatening voice- mails on their answering machines. Demicolon: connects an independent clause to another independent clause, a dependent clause, an adverb, a picture of a bear the planet Neptune, some buttons, your mother, ete Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthu sleep tonight ha ha ha BOoM Modern usage: 1:"Grammar is not cool." 2. "Maybe this will change your tune 1: "I retract my statement. Please become my surrogate father"

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HOW IT FEELS WITH REALITY VS SOCIAL ANXIETY Answering the Phone THIS IS NO A DRILL Ring ·시 ALARM Going Out to Eat Would you like anything else? HA HA HA you can't even order food right! Going to a Party Coming Home LCOME TO
HOW IT FEELS WITH REALITY VS SOCIAL ANXIETY Answering the Phone THIS IS NO A DRILL Ring ·시 ALARM Going Out to Eat Would you like anything else? HA HA HA you can't even order food right! Going to a Party Coming Home LCOME TO

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APPLYING CHAPSTICK/LIP GLOSS WATCH AS A FEMALE APPLIES THE DESIRED BALM TO HER LIPS 1 2 SMOOCH IT OFF OF HER ORDERING GIRLY DRINKS ORDER DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE TRANSFER DRINK TO PERSONAL GLASS CARRYING A PURSE FIND THE PERFECT PURSE GIVE IT TO YOUR SWEETHEART 3 CARRY HER CollegeHumors CRYING DURING MOVIES/ WEDDINGS 1 WELLING UP DURING A 2THEN GET TO WORK! IF YOU FEEL TEARS TENDER MOMENT... SIMPLY LOWER YOUR WELDING HELMET'S SAFETY VISOR THAT WROUGHT-IRON ISN'T GOING TO SPOT-WELD ITSELF, DUMMY! HAVING FRANK DISCUSSIONS ABOUT GENDER ISSUES REALIZE THAT MASCULINITY 1 ISN'T SUCH A BLACK AND WHITE TERM ANYMORE 2 LIVE LIFE ON YOUR OWN TERMS All I'm saying is that it's 2014 you don't have define yourself by such outdated standards. You know what? You're right
APPLYING CHAPSTICK/LIP GLOSS WATCH AS A FEMALE APPLIES THE DESIRED BALM TO HER LIPS 1 2 SMOOCH IT OFF OF HER ORDERING GIRLY DRINKS ORDER DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE TRANSFER DRINK TO PERSONAL GLASS CARRYING A PURSE FIND THE PERFECT PURSE GIVE IT TO YOUR SWEETHEART 3 CARRY HER CollegeHumors CRYING DURING MOVIES/ WEDDINGS 1 WELLING UP DURING A 2THEN GET TO WORK! IF YOU FEEL TEARS TENDER MOMENT... SIMPLY LOWER YOUR WELDING HELMET'S SAFETY VISOR THAT WROUGHT-IRON ISN'T GOING TO SPOT-WELD ITSELF, DUMMY! HAVING FRANK DISCUSSIONS ABOUT GENDER ISSUES REALIZE THAT MASCULINITY 1 ISN'T SUCH A BLACK AND WHITE TERM ANYMORE 2 LIVE LIFE ON YOUR OWN TERMS All I'm saying is that it's 2014 you don't have define yourself by such outdated standards. You know what? You're right

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