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Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)16:38:59 No.29291180 >>29292146 >9.5/10 ex fiance ended things unexpectedly 4 years ago >no cheating, no fights, and everyone got different conflicting reasons from her on why >she moved in with her parents and mutual friends say she's been single ever since >no contact since >blocked me on all social media except Instagram where she went private and removed/unfollowed me >did the same and removed her known family members from my followers >2 years ago >get new 7/10 gf >she is a wonderful woman, great gf, and good friend >things are going well but some things about her have bothered me since day 1 and they really can't be changed >spend 2 years wrestling with myself over this >accept that I can work through my complaints as otherwise the relationship is solid and drama-free >today >get on Instagram since it's been a while and I have family who only contacts me there >first post I see is an unfamiliar username >it's a picture of my ex's family with her front and center >apparently this account is her mom's who never put her real name in and hadn't used it since 2017 >all of the issues with my gf have resurfaced with a vengeance >realized if my ex attempted to reconnect I'd agree without thinking twice >this is never going to happen as it's been years of silence and we're surely gone different directions in life >gf meets me for dinner and can sense something is wrong >tell her it's nothing because I can't say the truth is I was happier with my ex than I am with her when she's done everything right
Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)16:38:59 No.29291180 >>29292146 >9.5/10 ex fiance ended things unexpectedly 4 years ago >no cheating, no fights, and everyone got different conflicting reasons from her on why >she moved in with her parents and mutual friends say she's been single ever since >no contact since >blocked me on all social media except Instagram where she went private and removed/unfollowed me >did the same and removed her known family members from my followers >2 years ago >get new 7/10 gf >she is a wonderful woman, great gf, and good friend >things are going well but some things about her have bothered me since day 1 and they really can't be changed >spend 2 years wrestling with myself over this >accept that I can work through my complaints as otherwise the relationship is solid and drama-free >today >get on Instagram since it's been a while and I have family who only contacts me there >first post I see is an unfamiliar username >it's a picture of my ex's family with her front and center >apparently this account is her mom's who never put her real name in and hadn't used it since 2017 >all of the issues with my gf have resurfaced with a vengeance >realized if my ex attempted to reconnect I'd agree without thinking twice >this is never going to happen as it's been years of silence and we're surely gone different directions in life >gf meets me for dinner and can sense something is wrong >tell her it's nothing because I can't say the truth is I was happier with my ex than I am with her when she's done everything right

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anon is hopeless! | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0162.jpg (43 KB, 500x500) Please be patient I have autism How are you meant to talk go women? Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)22:56:15 No.29290534 [Reply] >>29290547 >girl I like invites me out >try talking to her >literally can't think of anything to say >awkward silence >start spilling spaghetti while trying to say something What the f---??? How are you meant to talk to women? What do you say?? H--------, this is impossible.. Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)22:58:01 No.29290547 >>29290534 (OP) talk to women*
File: IMG_0162.jpg (43 KB, 500x500) Please be patient I have autism How are you meant to talk go women? Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)22:56:15 No.29290534 [Reply] >>29290547 >girl I like invites me out >try talking to her >literally can't think of anything to say >awkward silence >start spilling spaghetti while trying to say something What the f---??? How are you meant to talk to women? What do you say?? H--------, this is impossible.. Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)22:58:01 No.29290547 >>29290534 (OP) talk to women*

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anon plays the long game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28:11 No. 412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXX because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off-was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'I love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A little after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government, I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was. A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'R.I.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with 'I'm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.
Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)23:28:11 No. 412424646 >>412425018 >>412429058 >>412436391 >>412436659 >>412436981 >>412439415 >>412423415 (OP) The first hatemail i ever got was from xXCARCraZYXX because i died defending the flag in halo 3. OMG chop ur ballz off-was what he sent. After that day i periodically checked his profile every day for about 7 years. Just to see how his life went. 2 years after he sent that message, he dropped Halo 3 entirely for MW2. a year after that he changed his motto to 'I love you Megan' Probably his gf. A few months after that he changed his motto to USMC Semper Fi. A little after that he changed his bio to some rambling b------- about being careful who you upset because you never know when a Marine could be stood behind you. 4 months after that his profile became very anti-government, I guess the marines wasn't for him. Some time after this i managed to find his FB account and i finally saw who he was. A short, ugly p------------ that tried oh so desperately to please daddy. Shortly before i stopped keeping up with him I saw that he had an uggo girlfriend and that she was pregnant. She lost it about 5 months in and he posted one of those 'R.I.P Martin, Daddy loves you' on his profile. That's when i PM'd him a screenshot of the message he sent me with 'I'm glad your retard baby is dead'. I f------ won that one, hater.

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Iceboy has a happy ending | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Iceboy pt2 24 14 846 KB JPG 07/05/23 (Wed)19:14:07 No.73917985 Bros I'm retarded >Two day break finally done so I'm going back to work >"Sure pull up to the window ice boy" >As I pay the manager hands me a Large ice cap again >"Sorry about sunday we were out of Large cups" HUH.mp4 >Hot as f--- day so I head to the tims for my ice cap >Pull up to the speaker ordering my small ice cap >"We were out of so much s--- cause of that park event saturday down the street" : Anonymous >Turns out they were open July 1st they just closed at 8pm for the local parade and firework event on the street >They had no planned night shift >Tell him I thought they were p----- at me going to mcdonalds that night 37 KB JPG >The manager and another worker stare at me and begin to laugh >He walks off and returns handing me a m&m cookie >"Cheer up iceboy we don't give a s--- where you go" >I misunderstood the manager as being mad >I still get my freebies >Lifes good 07/05/23(Wed)19:42:18 No.73918244 >>73917985 (OP) # you're the ice man now >they grow up so fast
: Anonymous Iceboy pt2 24 14 846 KB JPG 07/05/23 (Wed)19:14:07 No.73917985 Bros I'm retarded >Two day break finally done so I'm going back to work >"Sure pull up to the window ice boy" >As I pay the manager hands me a Large ice cap again >"Sorry about sunday we were out of Large cups" HUH.mp4 >Hot as f--- day so I head to the tims for my ice cap >Pull up to the speaker ordering my small ice cap >"We were out of so much s--- cause of that park event saturday down the street" : Anonymous >Turns out they were open July 1st they just closed at 8pm for the local parade and firework event on the street >They had no planned night shift >Tell him I thought they were p----- at me going to mcdonalds that night 37 KB JPG >The manager and another worker stare at me and begin to laugh >He walks off and returns handing me a m&m cookie >"Cheer up iceboy we don't give a s--- where you go" >I misunderstood the manager as being mad >I still get my freebies >Lifes good 07/05/23(Wed)19:42:18 No.73918244 >>73917985 (OP) # you're the ice man now >they grow up so fast

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Anon gets mindcontrolled | /r/Greentext

File: Concern.jpg (60 KB, 964x912) What the f--- how did he know Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)21:50:12 No.902095647 >Be me >last week drunk with the lads shooting the s--- >conversation turns to sex and p--- >one mate says that i look like i have a foot fetish >whatthefuck.jpg >always been pretty vanilla when it comes to p--- >Laugh it of and call him a cuck p--- enjoyer >night continues nothing extraordinary happens >yesterday remember the convo and get curious >look up foot p--- >first video instant diamonds >huh? >c-- way faster than normal >oh no! What the f--- bros how did he know? And that before i even knew? Is there a look? It obvious?> Anonymous 07/05/23 (Wed)21:54:04 No.902095814 >bro mind controlled you to like feet neck yourself Anonymous 07/05/23 (Wed)22:00:45 No.902096118 >>902095814 i at least hope i turned him into a cuck >>902096118
File: Concern.jpg (60 KB, 964x912) What the f--- how did he know Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)21:50:12 No.902095647 >Be me >last week drunk with the lads shooting the s--- >conversation turns to sex and p--- >one mate says that i look like i have a foot fetish >whatthefuck.jpg >always been pretty vanilla when it comes to p--- >Laugh it of and call him a cuck p--- enjoyer >night continues nothing extraordinary happens >yesterday remember the convo and get curious >look up foot p--- >first video instant diamonds >huh? >c-- way faster than normal >oh no! What the f--- bros how did he know? And that before i even knew? Is there a look? It obvious?> Anonymous 07/05/23 (Wed)21:54:04 No.902095814 >bro mind controlled you to like feet neck yourself Anonymous 07/05/23 (Wed)22:00:45 No.902096118 >>902095814 i at least hope i turned him into a cuck >>902096118

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meat cube recipe | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: R7+0PD9a) 07/04/23(Tue)10:41:25 No.433265036 >>433265252 >>433265386 Gordon.png (964 KB, 947x578) google yandex iqdb wait >Right, today were doing Zigger Borscht, something my mum used to make when I was a lad >Now, lets open one of the cubes and see what we're working with >Terrific, look at that color! Simple, rustic, just beautiful >VDV is out of season right now and hard to find, but worth every penny. >Okay, knife, nice and sharp, sharp, sharp >Bring the stock to a simmer and add the meat >Now we dice the Lukashenko potatoes and into the pot they go. >Add a little Red Forest soil for that extra kick and from there we'll let it sit for a few hours >Wow, guys, I think it's ready. That odor is just fantastic, really superb stuff, get a whiff of it >Great, lets dig in >F--- me, that is tremendous, really tremendous, guys. The texture is sublime and the flavor is bold but not overwhelming D
O Anonymous (ID: R7+0PD9a) 07/04/23(Tue)10:41:25 No.433265036 >>433265252 >>433265386 Gordon.png (964 KB, 947x578) google yandex iqdb wait >Right, today were doing Zigger Borscht, something my mum used to make when I was a lad >Now, lets open one of the cubes and see what we're working with >Terrific, look at that color! Simple, rustic, just beautiful >VDV is out of season right now and hard to find, but worth every penny. >Okay, knife, nice and sharp, sharp, sharp >Bring the stock to a simmer and add the meat >Now we dice the Lukashenko potatoes and into the pot they go. >Add a little Red Forest soil for that extra kick and from there we'll let it sit for a few hours >Wow, guys, I think it's ready. That odor is just fantastic, really superb stuff, get a whiff of it >Great, lets dig in >F--- me, that is tremendous, really tremendous, guys. The texture is sublime and the flavor is bold but not overwhelming D

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Anon is tired | /r/Greentext

07/01/23(Sat)17:16:52 No.29261759 >Come to realize the nature of reality from the perspective of the individual is to mean that I am an aspect of God experiencing limited understanding of the full potential that exists, and everything else may as well be God creating the world around me moment to moment, or a demon if you prefer classical philosophy im tired 944 KB PNG >Even if in the case this is just a simulation or reflection of a higher experience I am still aware that all parts ultimately become one, there is the turtles all the way down and then the sum of all the turtles which creates the true nature of God >Filled with apathy for existing the reality as it is around, no more enjoyment as before understanding gnosis, and life has been a series of hope being delivered only to be crushed into despair that amounts to its own apathetic hell What now?
07/01/23(Sat)17:16:52 No.29261759 >Come to realize the nature of reality from the perspective of the individual is to mean that I am an aspect of God experiencing limited understanding of the full potential that exists, and everything else may as well be God creating the world around me moment to moment, or a demon if you prefer classical philosophy im tired 944 KB PNG >Even if in the case this is just a simulation or reflection of a higher experience I am still aware that all parts ultimately become one, there is the turtles all the way down and then the sum of all the turtles which creates the true nature of God >Filled with apathy for existing the reality as it is around, no more enjoyment as before understanding gnosis, and life has been a series of hope being delivered only to be crushed into despair that amounts to its own apathetic hell What now?

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least mentally insane tarkov player | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)23:50:26 No.71739366 >2020 >early 30s >professionally successful >decent looking >not great at socializing but good enough at faking it >just snap one day >everything I've been pushing down for 20 years is threatening to come out >take a half-day (just tell them I have a scratch in my throat and they can't get me out of there fast enough) >go home and try to kill myself >wake up in the hospital >been living with parents since, on some government benefit for people who can't work >play Tarkov for 12 hours a day >half the family hates me because I came clean about everything after the attempt and some of it was uncomfortable >regularly just stare at the wall and imagine a fictional world I came up with with interesting stories in it >between every Tarkov match I'm there >in bed while I try to sleep I'm there >things are better there
: Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)23:50:26 No.71739366 >2020 >early 30s >professionally successful >decent looking >not great at socializing but good enough at faking it >just snap one day >everything I've been pushing down for 20 years is threatening to come out >take a half-day (just tell them I have a scratch in my throat and they can't get me out of there fast enough) >go home and try to kill myself >wake up in the hospital >been living with parents since, on some government benefit for people who can't work >play Tarkov for 12 hours a day >half the family hates me because I came clean about everything after the attempt and some of it was uncomfortable >regularly just stare at the wall and imagine a fictional world I came up with with interesting stories in it >between every Tarkov match I'm there >in bed while I try to sleep I'm there >things are better there

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Anon boards the vomit comet | /r/Greentext

File: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...).jpg (51 KB, 720x528) O Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)20:48:43 No.73915515 >be me on 3rd of July >get along well with workmates, particularly with gal named Crissy who works in HR >decide to go party with them, Crissy is there >all get drunk AF on various alcoholic beverages >Crissy doesn't feel good, asks me if I mind taking a little pause >I'm close to wasted, so say yes, sit down with her >tells me that french apple liquor we tried is doing nasty >talk a bit while the liquor is doing it's thing in her intestines >she tells me she's sorry to be in that state >reply that I don't mind because I really like her AAAAAAAAAARGGGLLL >she smiles and >BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >she just vomited all over me >damn essence of hot dogs and rum get in my noise >also vomit, barely had the time to aim for the flowers >start laughing, the situation is too extreme for my brain to compute normally >my appartment is not far away, propose her that I take a shower and drink something soft to get our heads back on place before colleagues come back >she tells me she's so sorry and accepts, without thinking I take her hand >we go to my place, people are giving us weird looks all along the way >arrive at destination, I serve each of us a huge glass of cold water >feels better man, she asks for another one >we both are still a bit tipsy, dunno what came into my head at that moment, shyness lost me, I make a move >kiss her I regret nothing >she lets herself in my arms and also kisses me >still fancy that shower, ask her if she wanna join me >says yes >we get toutchy toutchy under the shower >end up in bed >$ make love
File: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...).jpg (51 KB, 720x528) O Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)20:48:43 No.73915515 >be me on 3rd of July >get along well with workmates, particularly with gal named Crissy who works in HR >decide to go party with them, Crissy is there >all get drunk AF on various alcoholic beverages >Crissy doesn't feel good, asks me if I mind taking a little pause >I'm close to wasted, so say yes, sit down with her >tells me that french apple liquor we tried is doing nasty >talk a bit while the liquor is doing it's thing in her intestines >she tells me she's sorry to be in that state >reply that I don't mind because I really like her AAAAAAAAAARGGGLLL >she smiles and >BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >she just vomited all over me >damn essence of hot dogs and rum get in my noise >also vomit, barely had the time to aim for the flowers >start laughing, the situation is too extreme for my brain to compute normally >my appartment is not far away, propose her that I take a shower and drink something soft to get our heads back on place before colleagues come back >she tells me she's so sorry and accepts, without thinking I take her hand >we go to my place, people are giving us weird looks all along the way >arrive at destination, I serve each of us a huge glass of cold water >feels better man, she asks for another one >we both are still a bit tipsy, dunno what came into my head at that moment, shyness lost me, I make a move >kiss her I regret nothing >she lets herself in my arms and also kisses me >still fancy that shower, ask her if she wanna join me >says yes >we get toutchy toutchy under the shower >end up in bed >$ make love

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anon texts mom's boyfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: KIWpbHk6) 07/05/23(Wed)08:06:58 No.433322778 >take moms phone >go to contact >"i just found out i have herpes" she can never bring it up to anyone
: Anonymous (ID: KIWpbHk6) 07/05/23(Wed)08:06:58 No.433322778 >take moms phone >go to contact >"i just found out i have herpes" she can never bring it up to anyone

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Tony Soprano | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/21 (Mon)15:51:55 No.154126401 Melfi.jpg 77 KB JPG >Tony, you've been telling me about your NEET coomer son, your girlboss gatekeep libshit daughter, your manic pixie dream girl BPD redscare girlfriend who has DSL. I want to help you but I don't know what any of that means.
Anonymous 07/26/21 (Mon)15:51:55 No.154126401 Melfi.jpg 77 KB JPG >Tony, you've been telling me about your NEET coomer son, your girlboss gatekeep libshit daughter, your manic pixie dream girl BPD redscare girlfriend who has DSL. I want to help you but I don't know what any of that means.

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Germanon likes using gas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 09J8nnTE) 06/23/16(Thu)16:01:11 No.78292277 >>78292555 File: 1359554858544.png (5 KB, 196x171) >Gunman fired once into the air, reported injuries were caused by German police tear gassing the hostages Anonymous (ID: JiGdpuhl) 06/23/16(Thu)16:03:03 No.78292555 >>78293951 >>78294063 >>78294119 >>78294409 >>78295901 >>78292277 You know how germans are with gas. They probably got carried away.
Anonymous (ID: 09J8nnTE) 06/23/16(Thu)16:01:11 No.78292277 >>78292555 File: 1359554858544.png (5 KB, 196x171) >Gunman fired once into the air, reported injuries were caused by German police tear gassing the hostages Anonymous (ID: JiGdpuhl) 06/23/16(Thu)16:03:03 No.78292555 >>78293951 >>78294063 >>78294119 >>78294409 >>78295901 >>78292277 You know how germans are with gas. They probably got carried away.

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Anon sums up anime | /r/Greentext

File: 1599240956127.png (567 KB, 1165x568) TING, TING JTLY! WORK STUDY W MAGIC HERO: MAJEST Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)06:35:38 No.254491075 >>254491223 >>254491592 >>254491840 >>254491932 >>254492298 >>254492350 >>254492753 >>254493527 >>254493580 >>254493599 >>254493654 >>254493696 >>254496556 >>254496602 >>254496659 >>254496689 >>254499077 >>254499584 >>254499709 >>254501467 >>254501775 >>254501832 >>254502796 >>254503038 >>254503614 >>254505334 >>254505387 >>254505715 >>254505760 >>254509567 >>254512617 >>254514491 >>254514511 >>254516243 >>254518134 >>254520348 >>254520448 >>254536706 >draw an adult female >call it a 16 year old
File: 1599240956127.png (567 KB, 1165x568) TING, TING JTLY! WORK STUDY W MAGIC HERO: MAJEST Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)06:35:38 No.254491075 >>254491223 >>254491592 >>254491840 >>254491932 >>254492298 >>254492350 >>254492753 >>254493527 >>254493580 >>254493599 >>254493654 >>254493696 >>254496556 >>254496602 >>254496659 >>254496689 >>254499077 >>254499584 >>254499709 >>254501467 >>254501775 >>254501832 >>254502796 >>254503038 >>254503614 >>254505334 >>254505387 >>254505715 >>254505760 >>254509567 >>254512617 >>254514491 >>254514511 >>254516243 >>254518134 >>254520348 >>254520448 >>254536706 >draw an adult female >call it a 16 year old

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Anon's Addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous big things happening in detroit d@madawinne 100 KB JPG 06/30/23(Fri)13:43:19 No.73855949 >be me >been abusing Xanax occasionally since I was 12 >never more than a few times a year >be me now >7 years later >crave Xanax every day despite not abusing it much >want to take a xan every chance I get >been resisting the urge to do them again H--------, I see why Xanax is so horrible and addictive
: Anonymous big things happening in detroit d@madawinne 100 KB JPG 06/30/23(Fri)13:43:19 No.73855949 >be me >been abusing Xanax occasionally since I was 12 >never more than a few times a year >be me now >7 years later >crave Xanax every day despite not abusing it much >want to take a xan every chance I get >been resisting the urge to do them again H--------, I see why Xanax is so horrible and addictive

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Anon's boyfriend has 20 anuses | /r/Greentext

File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21 (Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.
File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21 (Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.

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Anon burns stigmatization | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/16(Thu)09:06:10 No.70616737 >>70616804 >>70617114 >>70618579 >>70619590 >>70624748 >>70625008 >>70626149 1458295586469.jpg (246 KB, 1536x2048) google igdb V Burn Stigmatization, Not Body Acceptance Take The Stairs only if you are ABLE. All bodies are built differently. Your ability to use a staircase or weighing a certain amount is not an indicator of your health. Stop fat stigmatization and discrimination against body types which don't fall under the umbrella of what our biased society defines as 'normal'. Anonymous 06/09/16 (Thu)09:17:18 No.70617114 >>70618769 >>70621518 >>70622997 >>70616737 >guy with wheelchair and guy missing a leg made it farther than the fat person
Anonymous 06/09/16(Thu)09:06:10 No.70616737 >>70616804 >>70617114 >>70618579 >>70619590 >>70624748 >>70625008 >>70626149 1458295586469.jpg (246 KB, 1536x2048) google igdb V Burn Stigmatization, Not Body Acceptance Take The Stairs only if you are ABLE. All bodies are built differently. Your ability to use a staircase or weighing a certain amount is not an indicator of your health. Stop fat stigmatization and discrimination against body types which don't fall under the umbrella of what our biased society defines as 'normal'. Anonymous 06/09/16 (Thu)09:17:18 No.70617114 >>70618769 >>70621518 >>70622997 >>70616737 >guy with wheelchair and guy missing a leg made it farther than the fat person

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Anon attempts relationships | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue)12:45:23 No.860730521 >be me >find cute girl I like >start dating girl at end of high school >quickly start fantasising about other girls >since it's my first real relationship always think to myself "could I do better?" even tho she cool 131 KB JPG >break up after 3 years >keen af to be free and flirt with all them qts >quickly realise I'm an absolute social retard >whydidsheleaveme >single for about 2 years due to being a social caveman >find new cute girl >put lots of effort into going on dates and flirting with her >really like her >we have sexy times and she becomes my gf >she's perfect for me >immediately lose interest Why am I like this w-- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue)12:45:23 No.860730521 >be me >find cute girl I like >start dating girl at end of high school >quickly start fantasising about other girls >since it's my first real relationship always think to myself "could I do better?" even tho she cool 131 KB JPG >break up after 3 years >keen af to be free and flirt with all them qts >quickly realise I'm an absolute social retard >whydidsheleaveme >single for about 2 years due to being a social caveman >find new cute girl >put lots of effort into going on dates and flirting with her >really like her >we have sexy times and she becomes my gf >she's perfect for me >immediately lose interest Why am I like this w-- is wrong with me

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"this could be a downward spiral" brother you are nearing the bottom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)15:48:03 No.70250275 139 KB JPG >horny and depressed >out of boredom c-- on pictures on my tablet and put my hairy tiny c--- on there too >upload it to the internet >people actually liked >people request me to c-- on certain pics >some even offer me a b------ and call my c--- cute I like the attention and validation but I feel like this could be a downward spiral
: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)15:48:03 No.70250275 139 KB JPG >horny and depressed >out of boredom c-- on pictures on my tablet and put my hairy tiny c--- on there too >upload it to the internet >people actually liked >people request me to c-- on certain pics >some even offer me a b------ and call my c--- cute I like the attention and validation but I feel like this could be a downward spiral

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Anonymous Did I get sexually harassed? 07/04/23(Tue)23:09:14 No.902069494 >have to do first aid course >male instructor teaches us about how to properly position an unconscious person >Some other dude and me get picked for a demonstration >I play the victim >Instructor tells me to lay on my back and not move a muscle during the process as to show how difficult it can be to move someone who is unconscious 158 KB JPG >easy enough >other dude rolls me over and I end up in a position like picrel >Instructor chuckles and says "now this looks exciting, should I get a camera?" What did he mean by this? I'm a guy btw
Anonymous Did I get sexually harassed? 07/04/23(Tue)23:09:14 No.902069494 >have to do first aid course >male instructor teaches us about how to properly position an unconscious person >Some other dude and me get picked for a demonstration >I play the victim >Instructor tells me to lay on my back and not move a muscle during the process as to show how difficult it can be to move someone who is unconscious 158 KB JPG >easy enough >other dude rolls me over and I end up in a position like picrel >Instructor chuckles and says "now this looks exciting, should I get a camera?" What did he mean by this? I'm a guy btw

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: Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa 13 KB PNG 22 Replies 13 Images 12 KB PNG 08/15/19(Thu)09:00:55 No.8561239 watermelephant : Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa >>8563676 # View Thread 08/15/19(Thu)21:29:51 No.8563668 >>8561993 # lemonkey
: Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa 13 KB PNG 22 Replies 13 Images 12 KB PNG 08/15/19(Thu)09:00:55 No.8561239 watermelephant : Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa >>8563676 # View Thread 08/15/19(Thu)21:29:51 No.8563668 >>8561993 # lemonkey

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