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Bill, 33 91 miles away I like curvy girls. I have a dog. Her name is Precious. She's my world. My hobbies include midnight strolls, collecting insects (kinda nerdy, but it's what I'm into), making my own clothing, and dancing when nobody's looking. Dry skin is a deal breaker. I love Bath & Body Works for the sole reason that their lotion comes in a basket. I'd date me. tinder
Bill, 33 91 miles away I like curvy girls. I have a dog. Her name is Precious. She's my world. My hobbies include midnight strolls, collecting insects (kinda nerdy, but it's what I'm into), making my own clothing, and dancing when nobody's looking. Dry skin is a deal breaker. I love Bath & Body Works for the sole reason that their lotion comes in a basket. I'd date me. tinder

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buffalo bill jame gumb ted levine the silence of the lambs tinder meme

If you're going to name your kid something stupid like that, you might as well throw some silent letters in there, too.

yo-its-matt *opens tinder* *sees the name "Brantleigh"* *closes tinder* yo-its-matt *reopens tinder" Kaytlynn, 19 *closes tinder* yo-its-matt Hey I'm having an aneurism Anastaseaya, 18 i yo-its-matt I don't even have anything to add with this one Drittney 19 O Mama Bear O 16 miles away i cinderteethe .drittney? delicatemv it's drittney bitch mr-tom-hiddlestoned it's drittney ditch alihasagnarlybeard Cheylsie 25 I don't want anything ordinary. yo-its-matt Unfortunately, yes jooshcognito Please stop yo-its-matt I didn't name them, Joosh
yo-its-matt *opens tinder* *sees the name "Brantleigh"* *closes tinder* yo-its-matt *reopens tinder" Kaytlynn, 19 *closes tinder* yo-its-matt Hey I'm having an aneurism Anastaseaya, 18 i yo-its-matt I don't even have anything to add with this one Drittney 19 O Mama Bear O 16 miles away i cinderteethe .drittney? delicatemv it's drittney bitch mr-tom-hiddlestoned it's drittney ditch alihasagnarlybeard Cheylsie 25 I don't want anything ordinary. yo-its-matt Unfortunately, yes jooshcognito Please stop yo-its-matt I didn't name them, Joosh

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the lord

12:26 YOU MATCHED WI ON 5/11/20 he told me to dm you ?? the lord the lord spoke to me and told me to say hi omgg hi he didn't tell me what to do next Sent Type a message Send GIF
12:26 YOU MATCHED WI ON 5/11/20 he told me to dm you ?? the lord the lord spoke to me and told me to say hi omgg hi he didn't tell me what to do next Sent Type a message Send GIF

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the lord messaging

coronavirus profile

9:54 9:54 Covid YOU MATCHED WITH COVID ON 4/6/20 Hippity hoppity, your immune system is now my property Covid 19 O Population Control at Corona LLC e Wuhan University O 8,323 miles away Might f--- around and end humanity unless I find love idk :/ Type a message Send SHARE COVID'S PROFILE SEE WHATA FRIEND THINKS GIF
9:54 9:54 Covid YOU MATCHED WITH COVID ON 4/6/20 Hippity hoppity, your immune system is now my property Covid 19 O Population Control at Corona LLC e Wuhan University O 8,323 miles away Might f--- around and end humanity unless I find love idk :/ Type a message Send SHARE COVID'S PROFILE SEE WHATA FRIEND THINKS GIF

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coronavirus profile

rip to her dog

YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 5/2/20 Shiit you're fine affffff Today 3:01 PM Thanksssss Also love ur dog Imaoo Haha yeah I put him down last week but he was really cool Sent
YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 5/2/20 Shiit you're fine affffff Today 3:01 PM Thanksssss Also love ur dog Imaoo Haha yeah I put him down last week but he was really cool Sent

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dogs pets death

4/20


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happy holidays 4/20 homer simpson

english

9:47 1 Madi YOU MATCHED WITH MADI ON 4/30/20 You look English and not in a good way Type a message Send GIF
9:47 1 Madi YOU MATCHED WITH MADI ON 4/30/20 You look English and not in a good way Type a message Send GIF

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look english not in a good way english

finance

YOU MATCHED WITH MICHAEL ON 4/14/20 Your job is the fact that you're getting married? Why are you on here if you have a fiancée Today 10:39 AM Finance Like Management of money Sent Today 2:00 PM You manage your husbands money? That's a mans job
YOU MATCHED WITH MICHAEL ON 4/14/20 Your job is the fact that you're getting married? Why are you on here if you have a fiancée Today 10:39 AM Finance Like Management of money Sent Today 2:00 PM You manage your husbands money? That's a mans job

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finance fiance can't read

pine


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rhyming pine mine

family reunion

Back to Snapchat 18:03 @ 1 19% C Matthew YOU MATCHED WITH MATTHEW ON 04/02/2017. how do you know my aunt hahahahaha Sent 4 Feb 2017, 6:02 pm I uhhh She's my aunt...?
Back to Snapchat 18:03 @ 1 19% C Matthew YOU MATCHED WITH MATTHEW ON 04/02/2017. how do you know my aunt hahahahaha Sent 4 Feb 2017, 6:02 pm I uhhh She's my aunt...?

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family reunion related aunts

patting yourself on the back

YOU MATCHED WITH STEVE ON 2/10/19 Happy Sunday.. so what has made you smile this weekend? (besides matching w me say mine is volunteering for the Tim Tebow prom for mental disabilities. I m headed to Bloomington today and if my Hoosiers could win l'm sure that would complete my weekend. Very pretty girl btw. ). I'd Today 10:54 AM Oh that super cool! But how's your arm? Today 8:14 PM What do you mean Oh I thought you broke it patting yourself on the back Sent
YOU MATCHED WITH STEVE ON 2/10/19 Happy Sunday.. so what has made you smile this weekend? (besides matching w me say mine is volunteering for the Tim Tebow prom for mental disabilities. I m headed to Bloomington today and if my Hoosiers could win l'm sure that would complete my weekend. Very pretty girl btw. ). I'd Today 10:54 AM Oh that super cool! But how's your arm? Today 8:14 PM What do you mean Oh I thought you broke it patting yourself on the back Sent

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tim tebow boasting

USPS

7:26 Y B ll 12% Zack Today 7:00 PM Hey how's your night going (: It's going good. How's urs Not bad, just got home from running some errands, first time I've been out in a while! How's quarantine treating you? Dang lol. It's been going good. Jus working everyday Damn look at you all essential, what do you do? I work for USPS So you telling me you got a package Sure lol Is there good conversation in the package? Yes it is l'd like that delivered here immediately Sent GIF Type a message...
7:26 Y B ll 12% Zack Today 7:00 PM Hey how's your night going (: It's going good. How's urs Not bad, just got home from running some errands, first time I've been out in a while! How's quarantine treating you? Dang lol. It's been going good. Jus working everyday Damn look at you all essential, what do you do? I work for USPS So you telling me you got a package Sure lol Is there good conversation in the package? Yes it is l'd like that delivered here immediately Sent GIF Type a message...

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postal service better conversations essential workers

help with homework

14:15 rlella YOU MATCHED WITH ABRIELLA ON 2020-04-20 Can you please help me with my biology homework?? It's a graph Today 14:14 Is this the setup for a line, or are you srsly asking a medical doctor for help with your homework? Sent I am seriously asking a medical doctor for help with my homework Type a message Send GIF
14:15 rlella YOU MATCHED WITH ABRIELLA ON 2020-04-20 Can you please help me with my biology homework?? It's a graph Today 14:14 Is this the setup for a line, or are you srsly asking a medical doctor for help with your homework? Sent I am seriously asking a medical doctor for help with my homework Type a message Send GIF

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homework medical doctor outsourcing

the one that got away

Sam YOU MATCHED WITH SAM ON 3/18/20 Don't let me be the one that got away. Yesterday 03:04 Girl you're 3700 miles away you already got away Sent
Sam YOU MATCHED WITH SAM ON 3/18/20 Don't let me be the one that got away. Yesterday 03:04 Girl you're 3700 miles away you already got away Sent

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the one that got away 3000 miles away

literature

17% 12:07 AM Wednesday 7:42 AM You're so cute l'm at a loss for words... So we should probably plan on an activity that doesn't require too much speaking. I have one in mind Wednesday 2:34 PM Yes me blocking you and laughing at this attempt Lol Dang I was going to say going to our local library and reading some engaging literature. But I understand if you're not about that Today 12:05 AM What's literature? GIF Type a message...
17% 12:07 AM Wednesday 7:42 AM You're so cute l'm at a loss for words... So we should probably plan on an activity that doesn't require too much speaking. I have one in mind Wednesday 2:34 PM Yes me blocking you and laughing at this attempt Lol Dang I was going to say going to our local library and reading some engaging literature. But I understand if you're not about that Today 12:05 AM What's literature? GIF Type a message...

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literature activities blocking

back and forth

What do you do. Today 16:40 Work Today 16:58 You could elaborate... I don't know u (Sigh) Okay. I'm not sure where to go from there if you're not for getting to know each other. Go ahead and tell me about u I don't know you. Sent GIF Type a message...
What do you do. Today 16:40 Work Today 16:58 You could elaborate... I don't know u (Sigh) Okay. I'm not sure where to go from there if you're not for getting to know each other. Go ahead and tell me about u I don't know you. Sent GIF Type a message...

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don't know you work pulling teeth

lemons

Kyle 22 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 16/4/20. I love your shirt are those lemons
Kyle 22 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 16/4/20. I love your shirt are those lemons

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lemons bananas tshirt

working full time

10:55 1 ll Tara YOU MATCHED WITH TARA ON 2020-04-10 Hey Cameron are you super bored like me or are you working full time? Yesterday 8:28 AM I'm working Yesterday 10:07 PM Oh okay well BYE Today 6:55 AM Good luck! Today 8:21 PM You're not even cute dude Tried to unmatch you but it's too much effort Today 10:55 PM You've got a weird standard in terms of what you put effort into. Sent Type a message Send GIF
10:55 1 ll Tara YOU MATCHED WITH TARA ON 2020-04-10 Hey Cameron are you super bored like me or are you working full time? Yesterday 8:28 AM I'm working Yesterday 10:07 PM Oh okay well BYE Today 6:55 AM Good luck! Today 8:21 PM You're not even cute dude Tried to unmatch you but it's too much effort Today 10:55 PM You've got a weird standard in terms of what you put effort into. Sent Type a message Send GIF

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quarantine working full time bored

edinburgh

Vo) 15:27 P O i+ LTE ll 47% Grace So did you set your location to Edinburgh or? cuz im bored Why Edinburgh? You know much about Scotland? nope Today 15:24 You know what this is? nope Me carrying this conversation Sent GIF Type a message ...
Vo) 15:27 P O i+ LTE ll 47% Grace So did you set your location to Edinburgh or? cuz im bored Why Edinburgh? You know much about Scotland? nope Today 15:24 You know what this is? nope Me carrying this conversation Sent GIF Type a message ...

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edinburgh scotland carrying the conversation

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Aggravated Assault

YOU MATCHED WITE ON 4/28/20 Excuse me miss have you ever been arrested Tuesday 3:23 AM yeah. how could you tell Tuesday 10:52 AM I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious Yesterday 3:11 PM aggravated assault
YOU MATCHED WITE ON 4/28/20 Excuse me miss have you ever been arrested Tuesday 3:23 AM yeah. how could you tell Tuesday 10:52 AM I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious Yesterday 3:11 PM aggravated assault

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assault crime arrested bad pun pun gone bad