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Wanna piss people off? Just be a true neutral.

Remember that time I said True Neutral is a boring alignment and then I spent the next four hours clearing my inbox? Those were good times. corruptionpoints castlerook replied to your post Remember that time I said True Neutral is. I remember that, though I have no strong feelings one way or the other DWEEB E tharook I hate these True Neutrals, Tumblr. With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals? Who knows... It sickens me. rabbittiddy If I die, tell my family I said, "hello"

Remember that time I said True Neutral is a boring alignment and then I spent the next four hours clearing my inbox? Those were good times. corruptionpoints castlerook replied to your post Remember that time I said True Neutral is. I remember that, though I have no strong feelings one way or the other DWEEB E tharook I hate these True Neutrals, Tumblr. With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals? Who knows... It sickens me. rabbittiddy If I die, tell my family I said, "hello"

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*No refunds

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slimetony This post is in early-access come back later and it might be funny shiftaria what are the stretch goals? slimetony more words micspamm More worms? slimetony Funny Post Stretch Goals 10,000 notes - I make a joke 20,000 notes-BOLD TEXT 50,000 notes - same joke but there are two of every word 100k note - go to grandpas garden and get some worms 250k notb worms, eould get names youdied Please support this guys, this may be the only chance we have to see such a post. Source: slimetony 16,636 notes

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A quality post worth featuring

涎泔4S、.dl 87%血1 0:47 AM You're on our Radar! Tumblr Radar is a hand- picked showcase of creative, interesting, and awesome posts-and you're featured on it right now! It's an honor to share your stuff with the world. Thanks for being amazing! tumblr. i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly

涎泔4S、.dl 87%血1 0:47 AM You're on our Radar! Tumblr Radar is a hand- picked showcase of creative, interesting, and awesome posts-and you're featured on it right now! It's an honor to share your stuff with the world. Thanks for being amazing! tumblr. i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly

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The main difference between YouTube and Tumblr

gotitforcheap having lots of youtube followers $$$$5S5$SS$SSS having lots of tumbir followers more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like

gotitforcheap having lots of youtube followers $$$$5S5$SS$SSS having lots of tumbir followers more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like

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Tumblr tells a story

howler32557038 Since joining Tumblr, I've met a lot of young queer people. Look, I'm a bisexual man in a gay relationship, and I'm approaching 30. I was still a kid when Matthew Shepard's story was being covered on the news. I remember thinking "I better keep my mouth shut about these feelings I'm having." And then I met Dominic when I was 12, and people could see how in love we were. And we got the s--- beat out of us. The year I met him, some kids in the grade above me held me down against the bleachers in our gym and stomped on my hand until my fingers broke. Instead of sending me to the nurse, the teacher sent me to the assistant principal to explain the situation. She asked why the kids had beat me up. I said, "They were calling me gay." Her response was, "Well, are you?" My, "I don't know," earned a call to my parents, and I was outed. Efforts were made to keep me from seeing Dom. Throughout high school, Dom's stepmother intensified these efforts. He slept in the basement of the house Although he was an incredibly talented student, he was prohibited from participating in any extracurriculars. He suffered a lot of physical abuse during those years The day he turned 18, he packed up everything he had and walked to my house, and we've lived together ever since. Things are better, but they're not perfect. I've had trucks pull up next to me at stoplights and, seeing the pride sticker on my car, through old drinks and garbage into my window. I no longer speak to my dad's side of the family. I haven't been to see them for Christmas or Thanksgiving in years. One of my uncles had cornered me at Thanksgiving when I was 17 and said, "T'm not going to judge you, but I'd be happy to break your neck so God can do the judging a little sooner." I joined a support group for trans and intersex people. When I joined, 40 people attended regularly. Within the year, the group was half the size it had been. Some couldn't make it anymore, because they were staying at the shelter, where their stay hinged on them agreeing to instead to attend homophobic sermons. Some were put in correctional therapy. Five of them died. Three of those, I didn't know, but I knew Alex, the 19 year old who was f---dragged in Kentucky and died a day later in the hospital, and I knew Stephanie, who went home to Alabama to care for her mom in hospice and was beaten to death with a baseball bat by her mom's boyfriend Tumblr is not reality. The dynamic here does not reflect the dynamic out there Here's the part where I finally make a point, and it might be extremely unpopular - but guys, value your allies. Value each other. We met with in ves sa ace meet more ug hate from our own, over petty things. Don't go after one another over every little thing blematio. Learn to see nuance. Maybe the word "queer" bothers you, and you see a gay man using it as an umbrella term. Maybe someone called a trans man a tra woman because they're confused about terminology, but the post where the did it was voicing support for the trans community. Maybe someone is just ing a question, wanting to learn more. Stop. Attacking ese. People Allies being driven away. Members own community are being cized. Ot laces rvou nged s largely because umblr, where the social justice movement is quickly becoming dical.I am begging y efforts to create picking blematic" things violen start directing y your allies, forget the "social justice warrior" mentality and put down your torch Educate calmly. Be respectful. Be understanding. Be forgiving. And I'm certainly not saying that your anger doesn't have a good place when you are met with bigots on the street, congress members who want to pass hateful laws, violent protesters, abusive parents, prejudiced teachers, that is when you need to be a warrior. That's when it counts. In the real world. When you have the opportunity to protect people from real harm. Attacking your would-be allies via anonymous asks is just going to lose us ground in the long run. And we don't have time for that, not when trans women of color are being murdered every day, not when states are still fighting against marriage equality, not when there are politicians in office who believe that trans people are possessed by demons, not when we've just lost 50 brothers and sisters to one gunman, not when the media won't even admit that the attack was homophobic. al change. When it comes to comes to Please step back. Look at the big picture. Look at where we are, globally. Don't just log on to your safe space and attack y like washing the dishes in a house that's on fire, kids. Let's fight on the battlefield, and when we come home to each other, let's just focus on bandaging up our wounds so we can go out and win the war allies over small missteps. Thats

howler32557038 Since joining Tumblr, I've met a lot of young queer people. Look, I'm a bisexual man in a gay relationship, and I'm approaching 30. I was still a kid when Matthew Shepard's story was being covered on the news. I remember thinking "I better keep my mouth shut about these feelings I'm having." And then I met Dominic when I was 12, and people could see how in love we were. And we got the s--- beat out of us. The year I met him, some kids in the grade above me held me down against the bleachers in our gym and stomped on my hand until my fingers broke. Instead of sending me to the nurse, the teacher sent me to the assistant principal to explain the situation. She asked why the kids had beat me up. I said, "They were calling me gay." Her response was, "Well, are you?" My, "I don't know," earned a call to my parents, and I was outed. Efforts were made to keep me from seeing Dom. Throughout high school, Dom's stepmother intensified these efforts. He slept in the basement of the house Although he was an incredibly talented student, he was prohibited from participating in any extracurriculars. He suffered a lot of physical abuse during those years The day he turned 18, he packed up everything he had and walked to my house, and we've lived together ever since. Things are better, but they're not perfect. I've had trucks pull up next to me at stoplights and, seeing the pride sticker on my car, through old drinks and garbage into my window. I no longer speak to my dad's side of the family. I haven't been to see them for Christmas or Thanksgiving in years. One of my uncles had cornered me at Thanksgiving when I was 17 and said, "T'm not going to judge you, but I'd be happy to break your neck so God can do the judging a little sooner." I joined a support group for trans and intersex people. When I joined, 40 people attended regularly. Within the year, the group was half the size it had been. Some couldn't make it anymore, because they were staying at the shelter, where their stay hinged on them agreeing to instead to attend homophobic sermons. Some were put in correctional therapy. Five of them died. Three of those, I didn't know, but I knew Alex, the 19 year old who was f---dragged in Kentucky and died a day later in the hospital, and I knew Stephanie, who went home to Alabama to care for her mom in hospice and was beaten to death with a baseball bat by her mom's boyfriend Tumblr is not reality. The dynamic here does not reflect the dynamic out there Here's the part where I finally make a point, and it might be extremely unpopular - but guys, value your allies. Value each other. We met with in ves sa ace meet more ug hate from our own, over petty things. Don't go after one another over every little thing blematio. Learn to see nuance. Maybe the word "queer" bothers you, and you see a gay man using it as an umbrella term. Maybe someone called a trans man a tra woman because they're confused about terminology, but the post where the did it was voicing support for the trans community. Maybe someone is just ing a question, wanting to learn more. Stop. Attacking ese. People Allies being driven away. Members own community are being cized. Ot laces rvou nged s largely because umblr, where the social justice movement is quickly becoming dical.I am begging y efforts to create picking blematic" things violen start directing y your allies, forget the "social justice warrior" mentality and put down your torch Educate calmly. Be respectful. Be understanding. Be forgiving. And I'm certainly not saying that your anger doesn't have a good place when you are met with bigots on the street, congress members who want to pass hateful laws, violent protesters, abusive parents, prejudiced teachers, that is when you need to be a warrior. That's when it counts. In the real world. When you have the opportunity to protect people from real harm. Attacking your would-be allies via anonymous asks is just going to lose us ground in the long run. And we don't have time for that, not when trans women of color are being murdered every day, not when states are still fighting against marriage equality, not when there are politicians in office who believe that trans people are possessed by demons, not when we've just lost 50 brothers and sisters to one gunman, not when the media won't even admit that the attack was homophobic. al change. When it comes to comes to Please step back. Look at the big picture. Look at where we are, globally. Don't just log on to your safe space and attack y like washing the dishes in a house that's on fire, kids. Let's fight on the battlefield, and when we come home to each other, let's just focus on bandaging up our wounds so we can go out and win the war allies over small missteps. Thats

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What are the Minions then?

fenric25 Follow sarahruhlofficial the oompa loompas are a greek chorus caecilius-est-pater First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more, for mortals have no escape from destined woe Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness, and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows... (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I've got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come Source: sarahruh!oficial #NO NO! NO NO NO! 12,021 notes

fenric25 Follow sarahruhlofficial the oompa loompas are a greek chorus caecilius-est-pater First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more, for mortals have no escape from destined woe Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness, and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows... (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I've got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come Source: sarahruh!oficial #NO NO! NO NO NO! 12,021 notes

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27 mph Nut

just-shower-thoughts So l just learned e---------- comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone. heterosexualvolcano there are other reasons e---------- isn't generally accepted in school zones, but sure

just-shower-thoughts So l just learned e---------- comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone. heterosexualvolcano there are other reasons e---------- isn't generally accepted in school zones, but sure

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The Communist Callout post

garaksdadbod b-is-for-beyonce Follow concept: the communist manifesto but in the form of a call-out post communistbakery hey everyone, marx here, and this is a callout post for @capitalism. i know a lot of you are friends with capitalism but this post had to be made. there's a spectre of us on here that don't agree with what capitalism has been doing, and it's time we come forward. we could not take being exploited like this any longer, so we decided to start a revolution. europe doesnt want us to post this so we're probably gonna get some rude anons but it's worth it. if you need proof, you can see the receipts on how society has progressed through class struggle. you can visit this blog to read the screenshots. for my friends' safety ive hidden their names, so i'll just refer to them as "the we've tried to call out capitalism before but the ruling class has only reformed, private property merely changing hands, not being destroyed reblog this to signal boost and to destroy capitalism completely so that private property will be permanently abolished and classes will disappear forever, thank you Source: faegayleh 7,864 notes

garaksdadbod b-is-for-beyonce Follow concept: the communist manifesto but in the form of a call-out post communistbakery hey everyone, marx here, and this is a callout post for @capitalism. i know a lot of you are friends with capitalism but this post had to be made. there's a spectre of us on here that don't agree with what capitalism has been doing, and it's time we come forward. we could not take being exploited like this any longer, so we decided to start a revolution. europe doesnt want us to post this so we're probably gonna get some rude anons but it's worth it. if you need proof, you can see the receipts on how society has progressed through class struggle. you can visit this blog to read the screenshots. for my friends' safety ive hidden their names, so i'll just refer to them as "the we've tried to call out capitalism before but the ruling class has only reformed, private property merely changing hands, not being destroyed reblog this to signal boost and to destroy capitalism completely so that private property will be permanently abolished and classes will disappear forever, thank you Source: faegayleh 7,864 notes

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Bill Clinton's Bee Farm

candyredterezii the most unrealistic thing about Unfriended is that their Skype names are their actual name:s and not s--- like "Bill Clinton's Bee Farm."

candyredterezii the most unrealistic thing about Unfriended is that their Skype names are their actual name:s and not s--- like "Bill Clinton's Bee Farm."

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Tiny Meme™

duskdragonxiii Plot twist: The TM symbol actually stands for Tiny MemeTM

duskdragonxiii Plot twist: The TM symbol actually stands for Tiny MemeTM

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Year of the Dumbass

spaceprogsbloglore-soong Follow a6 at lunch today i was sitting behind some 9th graders and one of them went "i was born in the year of the rabbit" and her friend is like "hey i am too!" and me too" until their literal entire group was like H-------- bc wow they were ALL born in the year of the rabbit and the entire time im eating in utter disbelief because. no one realized. no one realized they were all in the same grade. they were all born in the exact same year of f------ course they were all born in the year of the rabbit i hate high school f------ shi t Source: a6 #Year of the horse here.. 249,695 notes

spaceprogsbloglore-soong Follow a6 at lunch today i was sitting behind some 9th graders and one of them went "i was born in the year of the rabbit" and her friend is like "hey i am too!" and me too" until their literal entire group was like H-------- bc wow they were ALL born in the year of the rabbit and the entire time im eating in utter disbelief because. no one realized. no one realized they were all in the same grade. they were all born in the exact same year of f------ course they were all born in the year of the rabbit i hate high school f------ shi t Source: a6 #Year of the horse here.. 249,695 notes

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Well more delusional anyway

inexplicablesatsuma melody-gar... Follow dekutree if you were to become the president of the world, what is pass? mangoshawty growls angrily and raises tail in caution* dekutree knightzoned This reblog chain is so weird because there's a missing post between the Op and first reply that says "execute the furries" which makes the first reply look positively f------ delusional Source: dekutree 217,814 notes

inexplicablesatsuma melody-gar... Follow dekutree if you were to become the president of the world, what is pass? mangoshawty growls angrily and raises tail in caution* dekutree knightzoned This reblog chain is so weird because there's a missing post between the Op and first reply that says "execute the furries" which makes the first reply look positively f------ delusional Source: dekutree 217,814 notes

Buzzwords

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geeneelee kanjiklubvevo Follow kali brace @Kaliibratiion-May 31 EDITOR: Reach into this hat, pull out 3 buzzwords and make an article about it WRITER Do Millenials Dislike Capitalism Because It's Not a Safe Space? Source: dinuguan 11,207 notes

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No snakes, with ufologist and lowest in the world divorce rates, what Americans know of Chile

CHILE POPULATION: 18 Million FIFA World Ranking: 5th The only country without an Indigenous polsonous snake Is one of a few countrles with a govenment-supported UFO research org. -Has one of the lowest divorce rates In the world; It was legallzed in 2005 loved how american tv described Chile DD #THEUFO THING THO. #COPA AMERICA CENTENARIO #CHILE #COPA AMERICA #AMERICAN TELEVISION #2016 #I'M CHILEAN BTW #POST #MURICA #FI

CHILE POPULATION: 18 Million FIFA World Ranking: 5th The only country without an Indigenous polsonous snake Is one of a few countrles with a govenment-supported UFO research org. -Has one of the lowest divorce rates In the world; It was legallzed in 2005 loved how american tv described Chile DD #THEUFO THING THO. #COPA AMERICA CENTENARIO #CHILE #COPA AMERICA #AMERICAN TELEVISION #2016 #I'M CHILEAN BTW #POST #MURICA #FI

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IM SCREAMING DELETE THIS NOW. av thighschool delete this now im screaming the-great-and-powerful-satsuki Source: morefunthanb4 110,620 notes Jun 7th, 2016

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How do you pronounce that?

in sexyboitommo in i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i waslikehi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not i can't even argue w that tbh ryan-the-urn-guy Source ryan-the-url-guy Source: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h 527,431 notes Jan 14th, 2015

in sexyboitommo in i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i waslikehi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not i can't even argue w that tbh ryan-the-urn-guy Source ryan-the-url-guy Source: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h 527,431 notes Jan 14th, 2015

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Homie laughed himself Asian

231 BRAZZERs babyferaligator: kidouyuuto IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!?!)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R (IROJFIEJ IGFJSEGIJ#( TRJ)@RJOJRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RTH#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ RLKQLRKO QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TOI cuoi nhu dia L.J&ーーと:-.JjcuiAiewy 오 내가그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男 homie laughed himself asian Source: the-pkmn-center

231 BRAZZERs babyferaligator: kidouyuuto IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!?!)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R (IROJFIEJ IGFJSEGIJ#( TRJ)@RJOJRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RTH#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ RLKQLRKO QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TOI cuoi nhu dia L.J&ーーと:-.JjcuiAiewy 오 내가그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男 homie laughed himself asian Source: the-pkmn-center

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China has the right idea

Tech in Asia @techinasia * Follow TECHNASIA Tumblr is now blocked in China techinasia.com/tumblr-blocked thefeelofavideogame fingers crossed for 'everywhere else' soon

Tech in Asia @techinasia * Follow TECHNASIA Tumblr is now blocked in China techinasia.com/tumblr-blocked thefeelofavideogame fingers crossed for 'everywhere else' soon

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I am

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he's on Tumblr am

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he's on Tumblr am

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