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oh-the-hilarity penguins-in-town Source soufflesandbow soutlesandbowties soufflesandbowties i was checking out who was on my blog and whY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN i have been informed that this is hawaii

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weet swiggity swag what's in the bag. Anonymous lets take a look IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

weet swiggity swag what's in the bag. Anonymous lets take a look IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

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too-many-shows dean-is-cas-unicorn iguanamouth new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music 68,674 notes

immigrant okay today is really f------ weird

immigrant okay today is really f------ weird

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Yep.

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tumblr staff me

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The Pirates Bane

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality #this isn't what I didn't pay for

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality #this isn't what I didn't pay for

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someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons looks like this test was a piece of cake just laughed way too hard omt

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons looks like this test was a piece of cake just laughed way too hard omt

birthday cake math test pun

Oxytocin FAQs courtesy of Tumblr

There's a chemical in girls brains It's called Oxytocin. Thi Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex So if you think sex is a game, remember that ex Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". I'm going to prove this wrong one point at a time, oolor-ooded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utterbullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true Red- Oxytocin is released at many point in a person's life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and m-----------. Orange- Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong Yellow- Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having Green-Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue-Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed Indigo- Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman's moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy Violet-- Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow My hero 87,698 notes

There's a chemical in girls brains It's called Oxytocin. Thi Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex So if you think sex is a game, remember that ex Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". I'm going to prove this wrong one point at a time, oolor-ooded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utterbullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true Red- Oxytocin is released at many point in a person's life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and m-----------. Orange- Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong Yellow- Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having Green-Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue-Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed Indigo- Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman's moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy Violet-- Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow My hero 87,698 notes

I can't live up to this

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kuueater roastymytoasty9200+ Source: okaysizedbarn okaysizedbangtheory more unrealistic standards of beauty 4,560 notes

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i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

why can i never find these threads? whenever i go on tumblr all i find are circlejerks and activism. whales orca hungry hungary wales eat i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

overlordjake remohazard I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y'know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless #misc: text post #take that bruno mars 159,978 notes

overlordjake remohazard I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y'know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless #misc: text post #take that bruno mars 159,978 notes

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constantcalibrations: amporasses oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together OH MY GOD 239,801 notes

constantcalibrations: amporasses oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together OH MY GOD 239,801 notes

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some people are so thirsty for some yuri they'll watch a whole series just because they saw a screencap of two girls looking at each other sweats nervously Day 723. The drought continues. Still no sign of yuri. Some are starting to lose hope. Dozens have already died.

some people are so thirsty for some yuri they'll watch a whole series just because they saw a screencap of two girls looking at each other sweats nervously Day 723. The drought continues. Still no sign of yuri. Some are starting to lose hope. Dozens have already died.

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askscientistcarlos tenchinkaijin askscientistcarlos Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe noft to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the False F------ excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm

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ican haSGIF.co m Are we all just skipping over the fact that the marine's name is "Awesome"?

ican haSGIF.co m Are we all just skipping over the fact that the marine's name is "Awesome"?

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Is that Gay Porn

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Source methhomework penice when you get your blanket out of the dryer is that gay p--- no it's somebody ater they get their blanket out of the dryer 34,152 Botes

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lovelybeam shredevi shredevi What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married Feyoncé you waited your whole life for this didn't you 53,637 notes