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parkway5 Have you ever looked at yourself and been like nope 118,497 notes

parkway5 Have you ever looked at yourself and been like nope 118,497 notes

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Welcome to First grade! You will ft right in Sorry, Gabriel

Welcome to First grade! You will ft right in Sorry, Gabriel

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pepsi Put a little j--- in your shopping. Thanks for the tip Pepsi. 1,931 notes

pepsi Put a little j--- in your shopping. Thanks for the tip Pepsi. 1,931 notes

momunofu: I found your street on google maps Loser L

momunofu: I found your street on google maps Loser L

nishlo: nishlo: once I got surgery and I was on really strong medication and my mom was upstairs but I wanted soup so l got a pan (not a pot) and put the soup in and everything was going fine but once it was ready I decided to dump it on the ground instead of in a bowl and when i realized what I had done i sat down and cried and my mom came downstairs and saw me laying on the floor sobbing in a puddle of soup she laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to avoid peeing in her pants

nishlo: nishlo: once I got surgery and I was on really strong medication and my mom was upstairs but I wanted soup so l got a pan (not a pot) and put the soup in and everything was going fine but once it was ready I decided to dump it on the ground instead of in a bowl and when i realized what I had done i sat down and cried and my mom came downstairs and saw me laying on the floor sobbing in a puddle of soup she laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to avoid peeing in her pants

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ohnobodyreallycares beyonsaid xylark: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA 84,955 notes

ohnobodyreallycares beyonsaid xylark: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA 84,955 notes

disckatzen 4acesdave honeyed-rose Music Branch: I will share my music if you bring your ne OH MY GOD ITS SUPER USEFUL AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE AN AORTA looks like youre pumping a beat GOD F------ DAMMIT 81,937 notes

disckatzen 4acesdave honeyed-rose Music Branch: I will share my music if you bring your ne OH MY GOD ITS SUPER USEFUL AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE AN AORTA looks like youre pumping a beat GOD F------ DAMMIT 81,937 notes

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?.d1m 9:26 PM Oh Hot This Is My At first I was like "oh hot reservoir this is my jelly and it didn't make sense but then it did ON HOT RESEVOIR THIS IS MY ELLY I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this

?.d1m 9:26 PM Oh Hot This Is My At first I was like "oh hot reservoir this is my jelly and it didn't make sense but then it did ON HOT RESEVOIR THIS IS MY ELLY I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this

big-gay-baby-in-a-trench-coaf su-ic-id-al unhiddenscars WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING YOU'RE ACTUALLY BITING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW this just f----- me over so badly am i the only one who tried moving their upper jaw or Nope, what do you take us for on the site

big-gay-baby-in-a-trench-coaf su-ic-id-al unhiddenscars WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING YOU'RE ACTUALLY BITING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW this just f----- me over so badly am i the only one who tried moving their upper jaw or Nope, what do you take us for on the site

wiki How How to Straighten Your Hair f--- yourself hard in the ass Use a wide-tooth comb to part and comb your hair. (A 2 voxitv: well ive been doing it wrong the whole time

wiki How How to Straighten Your Hair f--- yourself hard in the ass Use a wide-tooth comb to part and comb your hair. (A 2 voxitv: well ive been doing it wrong the whole time

amoying: putting on head phones when your volume is at 100% 30,928 notes

amoying: putting on head phones when your volume is at 100% 30,928 notes

62656 s-------: theblacksymphony: If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the s--- out of this... f--- this guy i hope his wife sees this on some type of social media website. 142,205 notes は一

62656 s-------: theblacksymphony: If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the s--- out of this... f--- this guy i hope his wife sees this on some type of social media website. 142,205 notes は一

IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR D---- OUT ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR D---- OUT ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

crooked-hearts-crooked-people savior-thesunshine smilingforthecamera: grimybear: i know i give white people a lot of s--- but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there's a white pedestrian that's almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it's kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing. i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

crooked-hearts-crooked-people savior-thesunshine smilingforthecamera: grimybear: i know i give white people a lot of s--- but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there's a white pedestrian that's almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it's kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing. i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

pemsylvania pemsylvania who here knows how to dismantle a security camera everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

pemsylvania pemsylvania who here knows how to dismantle a security camera everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

sextposts geometricdeathtrap brings plastic knife to a gang fight Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It's pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around oh my god 茌reference

sextposts geometricdeathtrap brings plastic knife to a gang fight Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It's pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around oh my god 茌reference

encounterings Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit hey dad could you turn up the heat im cold" hi cold nice to meet you im dad"

encounterings Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit hey dad could you turn up the heat im cold" hi cold nice to meet you im dad"

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neptunespresenttheclones high-rollin: duchessSx desertmanian African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is this is what grace is oh....s---. WOW... I never scroll pass this photo.. This is humanity, a lot of people can learn from this picture.

neptunespresenttheclones high-rollin: duchessSx desertmanian African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is this is what grace is oh....s---. WOW... I never scroll pass this photo.. This is humanity, a lot of people can learn from this picture.

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Harty HoliDays SNoWMaN. trouserweasel LOOK AT THIS F------ CARD I FOUND AT SAFEWAY

Harty HoliDays SNoWMaN. trouserweasel LOOK AT THIS F------ CARD I FOUND AT SAFEWAY

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