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sarcostic= mothermercyfathertime。 161,687 niggercakes hunganian say "oh my god look at the blood on her pants" in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie Source: hungarian Oh that'smasty

sarcostic= mothermercyfathertime。 161,687 niggercakes hunganian say "oh my god look at the blood on her pants" in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie Source: hungarian Oh that'smasty

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iwOntcryanymore: once when I was on my period l dropped a bowl of cheese balls on the floor and sat down and cried for an hour if that doesn't explain periods then idk what does

iwOntcryanymore: once when I was on my period l dropped a bowl of cheese balls on the floor and sat down and cried for an hour if that doesn't explain periods then idk what does

Commander Meowington

H-------- you guys wanna talk about the most hardoore character in attack on stan wel look no momertucking further this goddamn f------ CAT is just sitting right by a goddamn POOL OF BLOOD casualy not giving a single solrary F--- as the city around it gets reduced to rubble mean corkscrewed assholes s------ into ininity wihy his cat in the f------ recon corps yet I need a pic of this cat in 30M kiing stans did someone say commander meowingnon YOU MADE MY POST 1000X BETTER THANK YOU

H-------- you guys wanna talk about the most hardoore character in attack on stan wel look no momertucking further this goddamn f------ CAT is just sitting right by a goddamn POOL OF BLOOD casualy not giving a single solrary F--- as the city around it gets reduced to rubble mean corkscrewed assholes s------ into ininity wihy his cat in the f------ recon corps yet I need a pic of this cat in 30M kiing stans did someone say commander meowingnon YOU MADE MY POST 1000X BETTER THANK YOU

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jakemalik penisbuttersandwich Source: dafthappiness To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumbir I think we all know where you really belong: 2 HUT I think you should shut the f--- up we RP smut. I do it all the f------ time. We write fanfics. We love yuri and yaoi. We have dirty minds. SUPER Lu JR's 297,208 notes け

jakemalik penisbuttersandwich Source: dafthappiness To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumbir I think we all know where you really belong: 2 HUT I think you should shut the f--- up we RP smut. I do it all the f------ time. We write fanfics. We love yuri and yaoi. We have dirty minds. SUPER Lu JR's 297,208 notes け

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There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway-forever the most metal country ever.

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway-forever the most metal country ever.

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secretmindreader headingneverland: "Sorry," I say to the mind reader in the room while I continue to think about gay sex in public places i'm enjoying it, you're excused

secretmindreader headingneverland: "Sorry," I say to the mind reader in the room while I continue to think about gay sex in public places i'm enjoying it, you're excused

bootaloo my brother is the best at halloween. 108,931 notes

bootaloo my brother is the best at halloween. 108,931 notes

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wearing a belt cringepics: Justgirlythings are really running low on ideas these days.

wearing a belt cringepics: Justgirlythings are really running low on ideas these days.

zackisontumblr crackawaii cokeflow on the way to finger your girl 30,151 notes

zackisontumblr crackawaii cokeflow on the way to finger your girl 30,151 notes

PRESS Noxious saucy Beast (2007) d1 Three Point Three 2 St.Pete, Mater 21 m This could be the last ad you ever see or hear Just Another Warning The Prn 0:巧 a-giant-bug: I think Spotify just threatened to kill me

PRESS Noxious saucy Beast (2007) d1 Three Point Three 2 St.Pete, Mater 21 m This could be the last ad you ever see or hear Just Another Warning The Prn 0:巧 a-giant-bug: I think Spotify just threatened to kill me

nintendoggystyle is there holy bible fanfiction Jesus' eyes idened an imperceptble amount as he took in the sight of Noah, naked before him Fumbing for something witty, he said "So the ark's not the only bit of wood my father gave you Noah grnned _ his grey eves nashing iust·Your tatherisrit the only one who gives me wood Jesus laughed. 1can see that jesus f------ christ looks more like jesus f------ noah i'm going to hell for laughing 207,357 notes

nintendoggystyle is there holy bible fanfiction Jesus' eyes idened an imperceptble amount as he took in the sight of Noah, naked before him Fumbing for something witty, he said "So the ark's not the only bit of wood my father gave you Noah grnned _ his grey eves nashing iust·Your tatherisrit the only one who gives me wood Jesus laughed. 1can see that jesus f------ christ looks more like jesus f------ noah i'm going to hell for laughing 207,357 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-avenger Source: yaoibutts imunderyourcouch muirin007 yaoibutts mevnnreann ne de ere nich prety muth "earth apple. like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said "zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm... but it grows in ze earth... HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C'EST UNE POMME DE TERRE! That is exactly what happened. I happen to be French and I can confirm that this is what happened 122,961 notes *ぱ

carry-on-my-wayward-avenger Source: yaoibutts imunderyourcouch muirin007 yaoibutts mevnnreann ne de ere nich prety muth "earth apple. like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said "zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm... but it grows in ze earth... HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C'EST UNE POMME DE TERRE! That is exactly what happened. I happen to be French and I can confirm that this is what happened 122,961 notes *ぱ

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luigiman my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what' and i just

luigiman my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what' and i just

does the anime character with glasses thing

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You gain the power to but bring any fictional character to life The Bears win every superbowl now and forever stefaniegk glanmire abalidoth Well then it's a good thing I hate sports *slams button* The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this years culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing After all, everyone knows the bears always win Years pass. Teams deliberately lose games so they won't be against them Eventually, the Goverment starts a programme, to lessen prison overcrowding. Prisoners are selected at random, or so they say, to put on the jerseys and play the bears. None of them ever come back, and crime drops to almost zero. All is well, until there are no more prisoners. The goverment does not know how to choose, but they know that the Super Bowl must go on, and the bears must always win, and choose they must. Thanks tumblr

You gain the power to but bring any fictional character to life The Bears win every superbowl now and forever stefaniegk glanmire abalidoth Well then it's a good thing I hate sports *slams button* The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this years culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing After all, everyone knows the bears always win Years pass. Teams deliberately lose games so they won't be against them Eventually, the Goverment starts a programme, to lessen prison overcrowding. Prisoners are selected at random, or so they say, to put on the jerseys and play the bears. None of them ever come back, and crime drops to almost zero. All is well, until there are no more prisoners. The goverment does not know how to choose, but they know that the Super Bowl must go on, and the bears must always win, and choose they must. Thanks tumblr

The S Thing

nosdrinker how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to Which S thing? THE S THING there was this big study on this and it just keeps going back and back and back to like the late 1800's and even farther and farther and in the end no one has a f------ clue guys, that was even a thing in France how its a thing in Malaysia too

nosdrinker how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to Which S thing? THE S THING there was this big study on this and it just keeps going back and back and back to like the late 1800's and even farther and farther and in the end no one has a f------ clue guys, that was even a thing in France how its a thing in Malaysia too

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gold: if you think you've ever once said anything awkward you should know my health teacher once said "sex isn't that great" and i blurted out "because you're not doing it with me" and everyone stared at me

gold: if you think you've ever once said anything awkward you should know my health teacher once said "sex isn't that great" and i blurted out "because you're not doing it with me" and everyone stared at me

The moteliunter BORN 1819 DIED SEPT 25.1905. wie liogo he las gove torest "Killed 99 bears a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone My favorite part is "We hope he has gone to rest. What like... they weren't sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time? The bears made that tombstone. A warning, and a prayer. That he really, truely stays down. This is too badass not to reblog #bears 66,878 notes け

The moteliunter BORN 1819 DIED SEPT 25.1905. wie liogo he las gove torest "Killed 99 bears a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone My favorite part is "We hope he has gone to rest. What like... they weren't sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time? The bears made that tombstone. A warning, and a prayer. That he really, truely stays down. This is too badass not to reblog #bears 66,878 notes け

james whitehead hunter bear tombstone 99 problems badass

10 cm deadvibes killing-caithvn A Schizophrenic suicide. things don't always get to me but this got to me make the voices stop so powerful 389,353 notes

10 cm deadvibes killing-caithvn A Schizophrenic suicide. things don't always get to me but this got to me make the voices stop so powerful 389,353 notes

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chaosangel214 secret!yaperson® Source: thismeatisund the macbook air is a bad computer but a great bread knife

chaosangel214 secret!yaperson® Source: thismeatisund the macbook air is a bad computer but a great bread knife

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