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Cute names for your newborn child

es-tea-enne noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex cute names for ur newborn child o yeehaw o hte Spaghetti o lil s--- o swiggity swoner i have a boner o genocide come on (','), we're gonna be late how is that pronounced

es-tea-enne noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex cute names for ur newborn child o yeehaw o hte Spaghetti o lil s--- o swiggity swoner i have a boner o genocide come on (','), we're gonna be late how is that pronounced

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popfairy blueisforscarvesandboxes david-bui do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world 「 judging you from afar I'm glad it isn't just me I'm a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you. Can you be my cashier forever Source: casimirpulaskiday

popfairy blueisforscarvesandboxes david-bui do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world 「 judging you from afar I'm glad it isn't just me I'm a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you. Can you be my cashier forever Source: casimirpulaskiday

Comebacks

Abomination abe Stupidhead #how I make my comebacks

Abomination abe Stupidhead #how I make my comebacks

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So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" and the whale says "Yes." -A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia) 38,919 notes

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" and the whale says "Yes." -A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia) 38,919 notes

dog whale russian joke

to-those-who-sing-alone hereinyourarms33 jensenshnackles: This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that l wasn't there because l'd been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried

to-those-who-sing-alone hereinyourarms33 jensenshnackles: This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that l wasn't there because l'd been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried

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meladoodle: 15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

meladoodle: 15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

tomrny doctorcanon: tomrny do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body. oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better

tomrny doctorcanon: tomrny do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body. oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better

Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it's not the way she does it From now on, every time I fold a towel. I am going to make it into a chicken. Vive la resistance what the f--- kind of Calculus teacher do you have

Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel. My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it's not the way she does it From now on, every time I fold a towel. I am going to make it into a chicken. Vive la resistance what the f--- kind of Calculus teacher do you have

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8 breadonly: my army is almost ready

8 breadonly: my army is almost ready

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders griffinilla my dog is named Lucky and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky and sometimes it'll be dark out and we'll be up all night to get Lucky

unsuccessfulmetalbenders griffinilla my dog is named Lucky and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky and sometimes it'll be dark out and we'll be up all night to get Lucky

all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself teeth thank u for your addition

all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself teeth thank u for your addition

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scourgetwisters-teerezii。 Source: getoffmybloghoe trillpopping what if inside ur n------ is a whole other universe how stoned are u right now Like 6 4,494 notes

scourgetwisters-teerezii。 Source: getoffmybloghoe trillpopping what if inside ur n------ is a whole other universe how stoned are u right now Like 6 4,494 notes

severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf That's a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keepingit 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say this is literally my favorite post on tumbir

severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf That's a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keepingit 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say this is literally my favorite post on tumbir

foot fetish pun 25796323689432 feet maybe more imagine

口 olitude.withinihe silence a 2012-11-16 22.39 Get out! Get out of FX tomatomouthkisserlattestorm 012-11-16 22 39 M TRYING BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCKIN YOUR CORNEAS

口 olitude.withinihe silence a 2012-11-16 22.39 Get out! Get out of FX tomatomouthkisserlattestorm 012-11-16 22 39 M TRYING BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCKIN YOUR CORNEAS

meenah-and-the-diamonds = mee...。 Source: quiescent-anh filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satarn 56,447 notes

meenah-and-the-diamonds = mee...。 Source: quiescent-anh filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satarn 56,447 notes

amestheasian aquamarinespinnerlover It's 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am. That's cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

amestheasian aquamarinespinnerlover It's 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am. That's cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

doubledamnt roninomicon: look at my face you think this is a f------ game

doubledamnt roninomicon: look at my face you think this is a f------ game

eleanorjanestyle: localnativity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool nothing i've ever heard was as positive as this post

eleanorjanestyle: localnativity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool nothing i've ever heard was as positive as this post

How Awesome is Our God?!! He even cares about the littlest things in our lives.. I needed 2/3 cup of milk to make my recipe tonight... And this was all the milk in the carton... Exactly 2/3 cup... EXACTLY! I mean, EXACTLY!! Wow! God Is GOOD! 41 cup 23 D 1/3 eltiarechico this actually makes sense people go why does God let bad things happen? its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe. you gotta pick your battles 56,818 notes けー参

How Awesome is Our God?!! He even cares about the littlest things in our lives.. I needed 2/3 cup of milk to make my recipe tonight... And this was all the milk in the carton... Exactly 2/3 cup... EXACTLY! I mean, EXACTLY!! Wow! God Is GOOD! 41 cup 23 D 1/3 eltiarechico this actually makes sense people go why does God let bad things happen? its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe. you gotta pick your battles 56,818 notes けー参

.111-nTelos 6:13 PM @ 50%困 cantstop-love: scvlptures: depression is when you don't really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what Having both is staying in bed because you don't want to go to school and then panicking because you don't want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don't lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don't want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with. 205,987 notesピー

.111-nTelos 6:13 PM @ 50%困 cantstop-love: scvlptures: depression is when you don't really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what Having both is staying in bed because you don't want to go to school and then panicking because you don't want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don't lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don't want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with. 205,987 notesピー