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methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote "the soviet onion" on my paper and now i can't stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda

methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote "the soviet onion" on my paper and now i can't stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda

know exactly the countercurse that could have spared her So unlucky I wasn't there obbl OHMYGOD

know exactly the countercurse that could have spared her So unlucky I wasn't there obbl OHMYGOD

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..ooo AT&T 9:50 PM 4690 10, epicluna. the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad.... I'm French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower 106.951 notes

..ooo AT&T 9:50 PM 4690 10, epicluna. the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad.... I'm French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower 106.951 notes

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest Dead silence... The rest of the year went very smoothly. IA THEMETAPICTURE.COM

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest Dead silence... The rest of the year went very smoothly. IA THEMETAPICTURE.COM

marine corps teacher plaster cast badass staple

apocalypse-aradia: prehistorian: stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat 40 nyoom

apocalypse-aradia: prehistorian: stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat 40 nyoom

fitting rooms 町 mcbrayers yet another unrealistic expectation for men really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy did someone just cosplay as a mannequin

fitting rooms 町 mcbrayers yet another unrealistic expectation for men really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy did someone just cosplay as a mannequin

cosplay edit you had one job

$manivusername laughingstation Source:selfinfraction artsy-dragoness selfinfraction going back to school i cant get over how accurate this is 80,483 notes *ぱ$

$manivusername laughingstation Source:selfinfraction artsy-dragoness selfinfraction going back to school i cant get over how accurate this is 80,483 notes *ぱ$

spongebob squarepants fish on fire school

otpseverywhere clhampir I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON'T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME OhI think my bunny siippers just ran for cover

otpseverywhere clhampir I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON'T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME OhI think my bunny siippers just ran for cover

i can't believe the government killed itself over breaking bad ending 5,014 notes

i can't believe the government killed itself over breaking bad ending 5,014 notes

operantchamberorchestra did you try turning your government off and on again 99,581 notes はツ

operantchamberorchestra did you try turning your government off and on again 99,581 notes はツ

divergentnotdauntless= paperclip...。 Source: klainky klainky i can't believe the american government got cancelled before glee did 5,967 notes

divergentnotdauntless= paperclip...。 Source: klainky klainky i can't believe the american government got cancelled before glee did 5,967 notes

blondeybear !have ntfinishedyet。 Source: kelsium Lu kelsium Like, congrats. You shut down the entire government to prove how much you hate poor people. Very good show. We're all very impressed. rich person golfclap* 3,746 notes

blondeybear !have ntfinishedyet。 Source: kelsium Lu kelsium Like, congrats. You shut down the entire government to prove how much you hate poor people. Very good show. We're all very impressed. rich person golfclap* 3,746 notes

Style UGH. digg: Ugh indeed. One word has never said so much.

Style UGH. digg: Ugh indeed. One word has never said so much.

divorcedreality: george washington rises from the dead you done f----- up the f--- did i tell you about political parties

divorcedreality: george washington rises from the dead you done f----- up the f--- did i tell you about political parties

What the heck is goie on rig here Don't worry Mr. President, everything is un er ntrol. Just leave it to us! death-crab I'm glad a true hero has risen to the challenge of fixing the shutdown.

What the heck is goie on rig here Don't worry Mr. President, everything is un er ntrol. Just leave it to us! death-crab I'm glad a true hero has risen to the challenge of fixing the shutdown.

miserable-at-the-best 157,838 slowy dying-Over-and-Over 2013-04-23 14 50 hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

miserable-at-the-best 157,838 slowy dying-Over-and-Over 2013-04-23 14 50 hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

sold-my-Soul.to.anime porkskins 画 Source dicaeopolis Chris Edmunds I have an owl outside my window; f it came to take me to hogwarts... am going to be mad because ts about 10 years too late Lke . Comment , about an hour ago。 Kel Shion Ramaho, Daniele Brochu and 14 others ike this. View 22 more comments Chris Edmunds BUT I CAN'T PUT MY D--- IN AN OWL about an hour ago Lke dicaeopolis: im really curious what happened in those 22 comments 768 notes け

sold-my-Soul.to.anime porkskins 画 Source dicaeopolis Chris Edmunds I have an owl outside my window; f it came to take me to hogwarts... am going to be mad because ts about 10 years too late Lke . Comment , about an hour ago。 Kel Shion Ramaho, Daniele Brochu and 14 others ike this. View 22 more comments Chris Edmunds BUT I CAN'T PUT MY D--- IN AN OWL about an hour ago Lke dicaeopolis: im really curious what happened in those 22 comments 768 notes け

i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays.

lord-butttouch: Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays. (heavy breathing)

lord-butttouch: Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays. (heavy breathing)

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klawls The day is October 1st, Green Day has arisen from their slumber. The moment they awake the Government announces that they will be shutting down. Green Day has done it. They have achieved the end goal. Pop Punk anarchy is upon us. We have all become American Idiots.

klawls The day is October 1st, Green Day has arisen from their slumber. The moment they awake the Government announces that they will be shutting down. Green Day has done it. They have achieved the end goal. Pop Punk anarchy is upon us. We have all become American Idiots.