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You gain immortality and the best laoks on Earth You acquired great riches and vast amounts of power but chartini Wow, I don't know how I could live with such a terrible drawback

You gain immortality and the best laoks on Earth You acquired great riches and vast amounts of power but chartini Wow, I don't know how I could live with such a terrible drawback

BUTLAVOR whiteboyfriend it even has a crack

BUTLAVOR whiteboyfriend it even has a crack

Taking irreverence to the next level

iPod 5:54 PM the-adequate-gatsby stultifyandstupefy: derpes And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek." To which they responded, Gay." 03 And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin bootylicious. see you all in hell

iPod 5:54 PM the-adequate-gatsby stultifyandstupefy: derpes And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek." To which they responded, Gay." 03 And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin bootylicious. see you all in hell

peevesthepoltergeist so in physics we're doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we f------ hate this s--- and as soon as she draws it up on the board, one boy in the front of the class just screams "NO I'M DONE NO and gets up and lays down on the heater. you think i'm kidding but i'm noT

peevesthepoltergeist so in physics we're doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we f------ hate this s--- and as soon as she draws it up on the board, one boy in the front of the class just screams "NO I'M DONE NO and gets up and lays down on the heater. you think i'm kidding but i'm noT

I didn't know I wanted this until now, ciahes se oatoaMESSY TWISTER So down for this how cute would this be to do with your crush or some s--- just be like oops i fell on you with my halr naked body covered in paint THIS IS F------ BRILLANT anyone want to play with me? i totally would. My bucket list as well no, instead have them ali different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color, play this with your friends, then after your done, dont wash it off just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies For an added touch, put on a band aid and say"opps, missed one." and walk away why not just use fake blood NOWOFFICIALLY ON MY BUCKET LIST Or real blood well it started out as a cute idea

I didn't know I wanted this until now, ciahes se oatoaMESSY TWISTER So down for this how cute would this be to do with your crush or some s--- just be like oops i fell on you with my halr naked body covered in paint THIS IS F------ BRILLANT anyone want to play with me? i totally would. My bucket list as well no, instead have them ali different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color, play this with your friends, then after your done, dont wash it off just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies For an added touch, put on a band aid and say"opps, missed one." and walk away why not just use fake blood NOWOFFICIALLY ON MY BUCKET LIST Or real blood well it started out as a cute idea

twister paint messy blood that escalated quickly

jonnovstheinternet ruinedchildhood Source: arkhane bubblequmbottom thesylverlining: denimcatfish arkhane disney parade by joe127 Mulan.. those are not Alice's hips. Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don't think this is pg anymore kids and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs this is great TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE #disney

jonnovstheinternet ruinedchildhood Source: arkhane bubblequmbottom thesylverlining: denimcatfish arkhane disney parade by joe127 Mulan.. those are not Alice's hips. Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don't think this is pg anymore kids and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs this is great TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE #disney

disney princesses

mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote

mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote

girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more that's probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance guest appearance THE RISE OF D--- ON

girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more that's probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance guest appearance THE RISE OF D--- ON

rubee n-----chan i like how the deer in the back is like "Why the f--- aint she playin me no song? whatever bitch the flute is gay as f--- anyway

rubee n-----chan i like how the deer in the back is like "Why the f--- aint she playin me no song? whatever bitch the flute is gay as f--- anyway

Snailchimera thesassylorax: RELEASE THE KRAKEN tiny octopus wewease the kwaken

Snailchimera thesassylorax: RELEASE THE KRAKEN tiny octopus wewease the kwaken

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Rober shared Teen Cute )'s photo. LIKE, SHARE AND COMMENT IF YOU HATE CANCER IGNOREIFYOU ARE ARACISTNAZI CANCER LOVER Like . Comment . Share , 36 minutes ago via mobile . pday throwing hardball now arent we facebook

BEHOLD! OUR LORDS AND LADIES OF MECHA!

BEHOLD! OUR LORDS AND LADIES OF MECHA!

sodamnrelatable You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun

sodamnrelatable You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun

03/28/2013 ejacutastic the scene of the crime

03/28/2013 ejacutastic the scene of the crime

Stuart Little?

iamtugboat Do we just forget that Dr. House had a mouse for a son? 臺は

iamtugboat Do we just forget that Dr. House had a mouse for a son? 臺は

0 0 No foo we re gonna kill him. Silence, you old fooll You little fool! I?m not going to drop it, you fool FOOLS! The blundering fool! Shut up shut up. you fools! You pitiful- insignificant,fool ouilt be sorrysyou tos cyborglovesong How to be evil Call everyone a fool

0 0 No foo we re gonna kill him. Silence, you old fooll You little fool! I?m not going to drop it, you fool FOOLS! The blundering fool! Shut up shut up. you fools! You pitiful- insignificant,fool ouilt be sorrysyou tos cyborglovesong How to be evil Call everyone a fool

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themadca plaughs1970-heavywoodenbox Mobile Domon would much rather focus on building a gundam model at the moment (i want a gundam model kit) Would Domon have the patience needed to build a Gundam model?

themadca plaughs1970-heavywoodenbox Mobile Domon would much rather focus on building a gundam model at the moment (i want a gundam model kit) Would Domon have the patience needed to build a Gundam model?

fxrrest-gump dystopiamachine dietnutella: nohomocide: accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful boner Chlàmydia geñital thünderštorm

fxrrest-gump dystopiamachine dietnutella: nohomocide: accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful boner Chlàmydia geñital thünderštorm

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Repost?

road-to-a-better-rne unescapable Source:Sevamore livestolaugh: highschoOis: Sevamore when I see really attractive people I just laugh because i know it we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That's a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me same for me

road-to-a-better-rne unescapable Source:Sevamore livestolaugh: highschoOis: Sevamore when I see really attractive people I just laugh because i know it we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That's a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me same for me

fingerprintssellmeout: webabuser travisarkaik After Hurricane Irene hit Puerto Rico, the streets were so floodec that a shark managed to be swimming around NO Sharkicane

fingerprintssellmeout: webabuser travisarkaik After Hurricane Irene hit Puerto Rico, the streets were so floodec that a shark managed to be swimming around NO Sharkicane

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