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bethmai: andrewgarrfields: i don't know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity at least with a fictional character you know it'll never happen. but with a celebrity there's that tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth and quietly whispering "it could still happen"

bethmai: andrewgarrfields: i don't know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity at least with a fictional character you know it'll never happen. but with a celebrity there's that tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth and quietly whispering "it could still happen"

whoisrana be dontlikemybloqthentuckoff 105,355 undeadahead95 thenoodledude mankeyboobs I hate it when satan forgets to flush he thinks he's such hot s--- there was a toilet on fire and you stopped to take a picture Source: thatsmoderately

whoisrana be dontlikemybloqthentuckoff 105,355 undeadahead95 thenoodledude mankeyboobs I hate it when satan forgets to flush he thinks he's such hot s--- there was a toilet on fire and you stopped to take a picture Source: thatsmoderately

It's going to cost you more than an arm and a leg

batmanslefinipple shylarghost Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Sticon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements I can do it Im going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. YOU CANT TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING well with that attitude you cant

batmanslefinipple shylarghost Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Sticon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements I can do it Im going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. YOU CANT TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING well with that attitude you cant

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barnaboo howisthisplausible piprika: Halloween is that time of year where you can leave the dead bodies laying on the lawn and everyone will think it's decorations you know that actually happened once 121,485 notes

barnaboo howisthisplausible piprika: Halloween is that time of year where you can leave the dead bodies laying on the lawn and everyone will think it's decorations you know that actually happened once 121,485 notes

think it.is.a.butthole bontequidelalondtia Harry Potter Books according to Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter's Broomstick Draco Malfoy and Hagrid's Bloody Chicken Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag Source: ash 128,610

think it.is.a.butthole bontequidelalondtia Harry Potter Books according to Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter's Broomstick Draco Malfoy and Hagrid's Bloody Chicken Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag Source: ash 128,610

Was blanned was a surprise A bonus baby I'd be surprised too if I suddenly gave birth to Jack Black

Was blanned was a surprise A bonus baby I'd be surprised too if I suddenly gave birth to Jack Black

josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times l've gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what's down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you're a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo you finally understand finding nemo

josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times l've gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what's down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you're a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo you finally understand finding nemo

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whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u is that f------ osmosis jones

whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u is that f------ osmosis jones

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beating your wife is so stupid, its YOUR wife, its like keying your own car... Like . Comment , Share-11 hours ago- and 12 others like this. Write a comment... funkies mydogsnokes: emmugh when men do feminism so close yet so far

beating your wife is so stupid, its YOUR wife, its like keying your own car... Like . Comment , Share-11 hours ago- and 12 others like this. Write a comment... funkies mydogsnokes: emmugh when men do feminism so close yet so far

elloisfalling Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode dark time you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost their minds 258,041 notes

elloisfalling Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode dark time you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost their minds 258,041 notes

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Harry, no! What are you doing here? Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Hagrid here? Seriously, everyone always talks about how Harry has no father figure and how terrible it was for Sirius to die because now Harry's all alone (dont get me wrong, Sirius is my favorite character) but honestly, Hagrid is the best father Harry ever had. He did so much for him, and no one, sometimes not even Hary realizes that. Hagrid gets no where near the mount of credit he deserves. Take a minute and try to imagine where Hamy would be with out him and you'll understand what im talking about.

Harry, no! What are you doing here? Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Hagrid here? Seriously, everyone always talks about how Harry has no father figure and how terrible it was for Sirius to die because now Harry's all alone (dont get me wrong, Sirius is my favorite character) but honestly, Hagrid is the best father Harry ever had. He did so much for him, and no one, sometimes not even Hary realizes that. Hagrid gets no where near the mount of credit he deserves. Take a minute and try to imagine where Hamy would be with out him and you'll understand what im talking about.

Praise be our lord of beer.

rona @rona 24 24 John 2:9 When the master of the feast tasted the water now become the cool citrus taste of Corona Extra, and did not know where it came from, the master of the feast called the bridegroom John 2:10 and said, "Everybody drinks the refreshing 4.6% lager, and when they have drunk freely, then we sell it in 12-ounce bottles and drink Budweiser. But we have kept the unparalleled taste of relaxation until now. John 2:11 This, the first of a long line of high-quality products, Jesus brewed in Mexico, and manifested his share of the profits. And his brewmasters believed in him

rona @rona 24 24 John 2:9 When the master of the feast tasted the water now become the cool citrus taste of Corona Extra, and did not know where it came from, the master of the feast called the bridegroom John 2:10 and said, "Everybody drinks the refreshing 4.6% lager, and when they have drunk freely, then we sell it in 12-ounce bottles and drink Budweiser. But we have kept the unparalleled taste of relaxation until now. John 2:11 This, the first of a long line of high-quality products, Jesus brewed in Mexico, and manifested his share of the profits. And his brewmasters believed in him

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Harlem Shake Kidz Bop KIDZ BOP mullofkintyre: I've found it. I've found out exactly what it sounds like when you descend into hell. 44,161 notes

Harlem Shake Kidz Bop KIDZ BOP mullofkintyre: I've found it. I've found out exactly what it sounds like when you descend into hell. 44,161 notes

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eaberts eaberts put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

eaberts eaberts put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

are you supposed to start at the top or the bottom

25 Mar drugs are bad and you should feel bad if you do them S Expand 25 Mar m just kidding Expand H 25 Mar ha ha ha smoke weed 420 blaze it S Expand mydogsnokes are you supposed to start at the top or the bottom

25 Mar drugs are bad and you should feel bad if you do them S Expand 25 Mar m just kidding Expand H 25 Mar ha ha ha smoke weed 420 blaze it S Expand mydogsnokes are you supposed to start at the top or the bottom

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mcsnuggie: true self contrel is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my pepcorn nevermind i get it Source: mcsnuggie 173,980 notes

mcsnuggie: true self contrel is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my pepcorn nevermind i get it Source: mcsnuggie 173,980 notes

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iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest。 Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest。 Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

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it makes the toilet look rly dramatic

py-bun sonous mpredasus mpredasus im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign i'm reallyed of all this shi fixed it OMFG

py-bun sonous mpredasus mpredasus im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign i'm reallyed of all this shi fixed it OMFG

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe superhubbys its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe superhubbys its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a f----- sideview of it prancing through nature Sources grandkanye

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a f----- sideview of it prancing through nature Sources grandkanye

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