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kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

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dearmarinacountmein tawk0b3ll is she brushing his hair with a fork or dude it's a dinglehopper. educate yourself, Uncultured swine

dearmarinacountmein tawk0b3ll is she brushing his hair with a fork or dude it's a dinglehopper. educate yourself, Uncultured swine

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dst Grands ols $1 0 10/S 1.19 GS! noheterg clavid a heart: <3 a b-------:) <3

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necrophilofthefuture: did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993 told u no running in my goddamn lobby

necrophilofthefuture: did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993 told u no running in my goddamn lobby

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hiddlestonhug: -apple: i don't understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day Most accurate post I have ever read.

hiddlestonhug: -apple: i don't understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day Most accurate post I have ever read.

Actually, that's a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you're a s----- hunter and they don't want you to starve. So it's kind of love, but it's mostly because you suck at catching food I'm pretty sure "I don't want you to starve" is the maximum level of love cats are able to give. #this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you're a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

Actually, that's a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you're a s----- hunter and they don't want you to starve. So it's kind of love, but it's mostly because you suck at catching food I'm pretty sure "I don't want you to starve" is the maximum level of love cats are able to give. #this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you're a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

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aieon: It may seem like l'm a sarcastic a------ 24/7, but I'm actually only a sarcastic a------ 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

aieon: It may seem like l'm a sarcastic a------ 24/7, but I'm actually only a sarcastic a------ 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

IC Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings? I'll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?"

IC Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings? I'll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked "How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?"

* Gender Canadian Applicant Select one Canadian Applicant Male Female I wish to not disclose Latin carryon-deducing-inthetardis eyelikeamagpie: lucianovargasx: yue-multiblog Mom... Dad... I am canadian - God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose. OH GOD IT GOT WORSE

* Gender Canadian Applicant Select one Canadian Applicant Male Female I wish to not disclose Latin carryon-deducing-inthetardis eyelikeamagpie: lucianovargasx: yue-multiblog Mom... Dad... I am canadian - God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose. OH GOD IT GOT WORSE

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ladytengwar on-my-car-covered-in-beecake 5,993 My mom didn't tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY'RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

ladytengwar on-my-car-covered-in-beecake 5,993 My mom didn't tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY'RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

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Best. Dad. Eve camy-on-my-wayward-butt kindasortahappy: m-vley: My mom told me to change my "slutty" shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. His legs look wonderful His calves are gorgeous

Best. Dad. Eve camy-on-my-wayward-butt kindasortahappy: m-vley: My mom told me to change my "slutty" shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. His legs look wonderful His calves are gorgeous

cybercum when you look away from a mirror your reflection could stil be staring at you and you would never know and that freaks me out This post Things that are okay

cybercum when you look away from a mirror your reflection could stil be staring at you and you would never know and that freaks me out This post Things that are okay

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129,250 nkia gothamshitty kushdrinker sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese Sourcs: kushdrinker

129,250 nkia gothamshitty kushdrinker sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese Sourcs: kushdrinker

prettybluescarf turntechgoddamnit: where da party at you are the person our math problems warned us about

prettybluescarf turntechgoddamnit: where da party at you are the person our math problems warned us about

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sluttyoliveoi: fruitpacks i want to be a happy yogurt commercial lady she does not look happy she looks like shes possessed by an evil yogurt demon

sluttyoliveoi: fruitpacks i want to be a happy yogurt commercial lady she does not look happy she looks like shes possessed by an evil yogurt demon

212 delete edit milesjai Being gay is a sin. Anonymous sinsational.

212 delete edit milesjai Being gay is a sin. Anonymous sinsational.

wadehiddiesarmitagepunk: the 重 Source: angelic-hipster whatlander i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we're the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he's perfect Yup, as long as you're ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray. Don't we all want to build a death ray? I want to build a death ray. Are you serious the death ray was the best part 106,227 notes

wadehiddiesarmitagepunk: the 重 Source: angelic-hipster whatlander i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we're the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he's perfect Yup, as long as you're ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray. Don't we all want to build a death ray? I want to build a death ray. Are you serious the death ray was the best part 106,227 notes

snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day

snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day

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393 Iwould have you righthere on this desk until you begecdffor mercy wice Source: trantanost Sherlock #sherlockx rune #sherlock homes arene adler the hound of-sherlock s cooltitsmelon D 12,733 That wont last. He's gay and she's an alien. xdominoe

393 Iwould have you righthere on this desk until you begecdffor mercy wice Source: trantanost Sherlock #sherlockx rune #sherlock homes arene adler the hound of-sherlock s cooltitsmelon D 12,733 That wont last. He's gay and she's an alien. xdominoe

COWBOY BOOT SIDEBURNS he looks like he is trying not to cry "Don't look ma. don't look at your little bo" a broken man

COWBOY BOOT SIDEBURNS he looks like he is trying not to cry "Don't look ma. don't look at your little bo" a broken man