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axon-axoff 1) Scrub an avocado pit clean. 2) Scrape/peel off the brown skin. 3) Carve a cute face and wait ten minutes 4) Never sleep again.

axon-axoff 1) Scrub an avocado pit clean. 2) Scrape/peel off the brown skin. 3) Carve a cute face and wait ten minutes 4) Never sleep again.

im sad cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i'm being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you're short hahah im gonna stab you in the neck If you can even reach my neck here i come m-----------

im sad cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i'm being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you're short hahah im gonna stab you in the neck If you can even reach my neck here i come m-----------

ana ngelofthetardis= hallucifer。 Source: lolminoot steampoweredarapejuice weavingthroughtimeandspace lolminoot Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS settie down there Thor 237,571 notes

ana ngelofthetardis= hallucifer。 Source: lolminoot steampoweredarapejuice weavingthroughtimeandspace lolminoot Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS settie down there Thor 237,571 notes

satan-official i-o-u-an-assbutt a Source: dietdoctorkelp enteeeeeeeeeerprililise sweetie-bot: imgonnariverdance we-are-just-misquided-ghosts: "how to piss off an entire nation" an autobiography by Texas just a nation? s---, I'm in ireland and I'm p----- off Australian and p----- off. Even here in Asia. P----- f--- i'm in canada and i'm p----- 93,421 notes

satan-official i-o-u-an-assbutt a Source: dietdoctorkelp enteeeeeeeeeerprililise sweetie-bot: imgonnariverdance we-are-just-misquided-ghosts: "how to piss off an entire nation" an autobiography by Texas just a nation? s---, I'm in ireland and I'm p----- off Australian and p----- off. Even here in Asia. P----- f--- i'm in canada and i'm p----- 93,421 notes

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suckcarsonandsee tea-and-cheesecake bronyhood: SKYRIM viking-pony viking-pony my friend made an interesting point about skyrim the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

suckcarsonandsee tea-and-cheesecake bronyhood: SKYRIM viking-pony viking-pony my friend made an interesting point about skyrim the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

ppl say "i dont eat things with MSG!!" and im thinking metal solid gear Mobile Suit Gundam comes to mind as well.

ppl say "i dont eat things with MSG!!" and im thinking metal solid gear Mobile Suit Gundam comes to mind as well.

rl One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I'm an atheist and she thinks she can convert me. l picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming "IT BURNS! IT BURNS US! She was super p----- off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING! My aunt doesn't visit anymore

rl One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I'm an atheist and she thinks she can convert me. l picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming "IT BURNS! IT BURNS US! She was super p----- off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING! My aunt doesn't visit anymore

zaynsbro slutformisha hELP MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY I CANT LIVE WITH THAT AND THEN I SAID: MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY AND THEY SAID OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY 24 60 is 1440 Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day ten days of internet per day TEN DAYS PER DAY

zaynsbro slutformisha hELP MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY I CANT LIVE WITH THAT AND THEN I SAID: MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY AND THEY SAID OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY 24 60 is 1440 Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day ten days of internet per day TEN DAYS PER DAY

corn man is probably the best thing ive ever googled 유진 유전지 30,866 notes

corn man is probably the best thing ive ever googled 유진 유전지 30,866 notes

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Let's face it, we all have stupid stuff that we like

harusrod Stop trying to make people feel bad for liking things they like

harusrod Stop trying to make people feel bad for liking things they like

I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella's biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life: "I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt.. . she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him and it was true, due to Marilyn's superstar status - that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman - a little ahead of her times And she didn't know it." jesus christ this is so much better than all of the "you don't have to be size zero!!!!!" and "i don't mind living in a man's world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!" b------- related to marilyn monroe i see sisterhood yo.

I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella's biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life: "I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt.. . she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him and it was true, due to Marilyn's superstar status - that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman - a little ahead of her times And she didn't know it." jesus christ this is so much better than all of the "you don't have to be size zero!!!!!" and "i don't mind living in a man's world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!" b------- related to marilyn monroe i see sisterhood yo.

Ceiling can't be gay. Ceiling can't even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling.

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word "gay" unless we're specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can't be gay. Ceiling can't even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling's sexual preference is light bulb this is coming from a teacher

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word "gay" unless we're specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can't be gay. Ceiling can't even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling's sexual preference is light bulb this is coming from a teacher

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Mint Coins of America, Assemble!

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egberts juko。 50,272 THE UNITED STITI:SOFA,I ERICA E 76400335F E 76400335 F I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today Source: thetumblr-thisisat

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hOodrich: I like how when you type in all caps autocorrect doesn't try and fix what you said like its scared because you're yelling and it's a punk ass bitch

hOodrich: I like how when you type in all caps autocorrect doesn't try and fix what you said like its scared because you're yelling and it's a punk ass bitch

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chainsawpunk. majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one l see V is very very extraordinary Egg

chainsawpunk. majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one l see V is very very extraordinary Egg

THIS MACHINE KILLS INNOCENT PEOPLE Every time I see this picture I fall over laughing For those who don't know military hardware, this is a MIM-104 Patriot Surface- to-Air missile battery It's a tactical defense system used by the US military to shoot down aerial threats. As such, it can only attack enemy missiles (ballistic and cruise) and hostile aircraft who are actively attempting to engage US forces. They're one of the few military weapons with almost zero risk of collateral damage, yet this moron is standing in front of it like it's a baby-killing- machine or something.

THIS MACHINE KILLS INNOCENT PEOPLE Every time I see this picture I fall over laughing For those who don't know military hardware, this is a MIM-104 Patriot Surface- to-Air missile battery It's a tactical defense system used by the US military to shoot down aerial threats. As such, it can only attack enemy missiles (ballistic and cruise) and hostile aircraft who are actively attempting to engage US forces. They're one of the few military weapons with almost zero risk of collateral damage, yet this moron is standing in front of it like it's a baby-killing- machine or something.

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into-the-snogbox: pingustolemysanity: Imagine-your-fav-character Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week But it would be a bloody brilliant week

into-the-snogbox: pingustolemysanity: Imagine-your-fav-character Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week But it would be a bloody brilliant week

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attains: attains if i were a murderer i'd be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i'd ask them what they smelled and they'd be like "omg ocean air and tulips and then i'd rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

attains: attains if i were a murderer i'd be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i'd ask them what they smelled and they'd be like "omg ocean air and tulips and then i'd rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said Wake up M------------!I" and when you pressed snooze it went "I acknowledge that you've made the decision to snooze, but given that it's a stupid ass decision ive elected to ignore it" and just kept beeping I NEED IT

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said Wake up M------------!I" and when you pressed snooze it went "I acknowledge that you've made the decision to snooze, but given that it's a stupid ass decision ive elected to ignore it" and just kept beeping I NEED IT

lordkorra psychiatrist-cannibal by day pop-star singing sensation by night hannibal montanibal 70,669 notes

lordkorra psychiatrist-cannibal by day pop-star singing sensation by night hannibal montanibal 70,669 notes