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Dr. Asha de Vos @ashadevos I was main speaker at an event in Victoria BC. I went through the front entrance and the girl at registration looked at me and said 'janitors entrance is at the side'. I said 'look behind you'. When she turned there was a huge, 5x Asha size poster of my face hanging.
Dr. Asha de Vos @ashadevos I was main speaker at an event in Victoria BC. I went through the front entrance and the girl at registration looked at me and said 'janitors entrance is at the side'. I said 'look behind you'. When she turned there was a huge, 5x Asha size poster of my face hanging.

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Would ya look at that...

Jason Isbell @JasonIsbell Hey that show you named yourself after used some of my music! Love it The Son Of Anarchy @Sonofanarchy.... 16h You're hack who should be served with a box ticket..clown 8:26 PM 7/20/23 from Earth 467K Views
Jason Isbell @JasonIsbell Hey that show you named yourself after used some of my music! Love it The Son Of Anarchy @Sonofanarchy.... 16h You're hack who should be served with a box ticket..clown 8:26 PM 7/20/23 from Earth 467K Views

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Just maybe...

Ivan Braidi @Ivan_Braidi⚫ 7h Maybe, just maybe, you don't understand how good software engineering works and, even more important, how it is done by good software engineers. 2 511 ↑ Emmett Shear @eshear 6h If you think Zoom is even majority software engineers, I have some surprising news for you! 1 17 18 402 lain Cole @iaincole 5h MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD SOFTWARE ENGINEERING WORKS EMMETT, FOUNDER OF TWITCH DOT TELEVISION 9 184 <] : <] 企
Ivan Braidi @Ivan_Braidi⚫ 7h Maybe, just maybe, you don't understand how good software engineering works and, even more important, how it is done by good software engineers. 2 511 ↑ Emmett Shear @eshear 6h If you think Zoom is even majority software engineers, I have some surprising news for you! 1 17 18 402 lain Cole @iaincole 5h MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD SOFTWARE ENGINEERING WORKS EMMETT, FOUNDER OF TWITCH DOT TELEVISION 9 184 <] : <] 企

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That's not gonna work out

Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.bsky.social hah. hahaha. hahahahhahhaa. 934 followers • 8 posts Follow You don't follow each other on Instagram View profile ALT SUN 7:43 AM Hi Mrs. Woodsey, my name is Jacob. I was contacting you regarding your husband Jacob Woodsey. I was trying to get into contact with him about his twitch account "jacob" if he was willing to possibly sell it I would pay upwards to $500. Let me know if I can do anything and thank you for your time. Apr 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM 4 reposts 38 likes 2 174 38 ↑ Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com 1h Is the person they name in fact your husband? Q1 17 ♡ 9 Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.bsky.social 1h Yes, he and his friends started twitch lol Q5 171 ❤ 31
Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.bsky.social hah. hahaha. hahahahhahhaa. 934 followers • 8 posts Follow You don't follow each other on Instagram View profile ALT SUN 7:43 AM Hi Mrs. Woodsey, my name is Jacob. I was contacting you regarding your husband Jacob Woodsey. I was trying to get into contact with him about his twitch account "jacob" if he was willing to possibly sell it I would pay upwards to $500. Let me know if I can do anything and thank you for your time. Apr 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM 4 reposts 38 likes 2 174 38 ↑ Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com 1h Is the person they name in fact your husband? Q1 17 ♡ 9 Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.bsky.social 1h Yes, he and his friends started twitch lol Q5 171 ❤ 31

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Oh, okay

Post Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas - 20. jul. Why do people say it's greedy when a climber takes 4 wins but not when a sprinter takes 4 wins. 146 1368 301t danube @danubelle2 ・・・ because sprinter is not trying to win the overall time. if you have to ask this question you don't know how the tour works. and the climber is not there to win stages they are there to win the yellow Oversæt post 10.19 PM - 21. jul. 2024 1.400 Visninger 132 Post dit svar Σ Svar Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas-11t I have done 9 of them. I know how it works. Q5 231 62 11 ...
Post Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas - 20. jul. Why do people say it's greedy when a climber takes 4 wins but not when a sprinter takes 4 wins. 146 1368 301t danube @danubelle2 ・・・ because sprinter is not trying to win the overall time. if you have to ask this question you don't know how the tour works. and the climber is not there to win stages they are there to win the yellow Oversæt post 10.19 PM - 21. jul. 2024 1.400 Visninger 132 Post dit svar Σ Svar Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas-11t I have done 9 of them. I know how it works. Q5 231 62 11 ...

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Whoops

Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 2m My good sir I am the copyright owner Imao Pinned Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 04 Apr Buckshot v1.2 is out on Steam featuring online leaderboard, expired medicine, pointy syringes, Estonian translation by yours truly & more (you won't believe what happens at 0:46 (not clickbait)) store.steampowered.com/app/2835570/ Bu... 2 D This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner. 167 271K 176 75 5.9K | 417K До ılı 186 ☐ go
Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 2m My good sir I am the copyright owner Imao Pinned Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 04 Apr Buckshot v1.2 is out on Steam featuring online leaderboard, expired medicine, pointy syringes, Estonian translation by yours truly & more (you won't believe what happens at 0:46 (not clickbait)) store.steampowered.com/app/2835570/ Bu... 2 D This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner. 167 271K 176 75 5.9K | 417K До ılı 186 ☐ go

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Come on, Shawn

Joey Lane @JoeySmoke14 I was his teammate, Shawn. Follow He wasn't underrated. Y'all just didn't watch OSU basketball back then. He was elite.
Joey Lane @JoeySmoke14 I was his teammate, Shawn. Follow He wasn't underrated. Y'all just didn't watch OSU basketball back then. He was elite.

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I'm sure he'll check it out

BurtonJ @sptonjohn. 1h This is runtime type checking, no? TS is compile time only. If you need something like this in JS/TS, I'd reach for Zod: colinhacks/zod TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference 302 Contributors 1m 906 Used by Discussions 33k 1k Stars Forks TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference From zod.dev Colin McDonnell @colinhacks thanks I'll check it out 2 17
BurtonJ @sptonjohn. 1h This is runtime type checking, no? TS is compile time only. If you need something like this in JS/TS, I'd reach for Zod: colinhacks/zod TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference 302 Contributors 1m 906 Used by Discussions 33k 1k Stars Forks TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference From zod.dev Colin McDonnell @colinhacks thanks I'll check it out 2 17

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$20 a month for a friend

<] 175 57 ili 1.2M Ad Dreamgirls.com @dreamgirlscom DGHer name is Victoria Valemorre. You're lonely because you doubt. Hyper-Realistic Human-Like Al Friends $20 per month, content is PG-13, nothing to in... From dreamgirls.com 1738 174 ılıı 3.8M 口 +1
<] 175 57 ili 1.2M Ad Dreamgirls.com @dreamgirlscom DGHer name is Victoria Valemorre. You're lonely because you doubt. Hyper-Realistic Human-Like Al Friends $20 per month, content is PG-13, nothing to in... From dreamgirls.com 1738 174 ılıı 3.8M 口 +1

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We will own nothing

unusual_whales @unusual_whales Subscribe A 40-year mortgage should be the new American standard for first-time homebuyers, two-time presidential advisor says per FORTUNE.
unusual_whales @unusual_whales Subscribe A 40-year mortgage should be the new American standard for first-time homebuyers, two-time presidential advisor says per FORTUNE.

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Give him a break

ZS-DAZ @daz_inc_ I though Micheal Jackson has to stop whatever he is doing and sing when I play his CD. As a result I never played it at night to give him some family time Umaima Baig @chalokkk What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
ZS-DAZ @daz_inc_ I though Micheal Jackson has to stop whatever he is doing and sing when I play his CD. As a result I never played it at night to give him some family time Umaima Baig @chalokkk What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

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They work in mysterious ways

That Mom Tho @mom_tho My 3 year old, who doesn't notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes. are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away
That Mom Tho @mom_tho My 3 year old, who doesn't notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes. are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away

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Of course they did

43/4 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit Drew Sanocki @drewsanocki My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
43/4 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit Drew Sanocki @drewsanocki My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

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That stings

Carrie Thompson, J.D. @ctkat1 I was walking in the park and a little kid came barreling down the path on a bike, with his 10 year old brother screaming, "Don't crash into the old lady! Watch out for the old lady!" I looked around to see where the imperiled old lady was, and realized he meant me. I was 29.
Carrie Thompson, J.D. @ctkat1 I was walking in the park and a little kid came barreling down the path on a bike, with his 10 year old brother screaming, "Don't crash into the old lady! Watch out for the old lady!" I looked around to see where the imperiled old lady was, and realized he meant me. I was 29.

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Wow, so nice

> E. Walk (Mr. Walker) @Walkerveli One of the kids at my job wrote me a nice lil letter Q Dearmr.walker you are ugly
> E. Walk (Mr. Walker) @Walkerveli One of the kids at my job wrote me a nice lil letter Q Dearmr.walker you are ugly

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Close enough

James Breakwell ❤ @XplodingUnicorn We went into the basement for a tornado. My 3-year-old thought we were hiding from a tomato. Honestly, that scared her even more. 12:13 PM - 2 May 2016 3,617 12,727 Follow
James Breakwell ❤ @XplodingUnicorn We went into the basement for a tornado. My 3-year-old thought we were hiding from a tomato. Honestly, that scared her even more. 12:13 PM - 2 May 2016 3,617 12,727 Follow

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New dog every walk

Molly Priddy → @mollypriddy 4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day "this looks like this same dog from last time!" "it is!" "DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME" 02:57 15/05/2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,536 Retweets 17.2K Likes
Molly Priddy → @mollypriddy 4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day "this looks like this same dog from last time!" "it is!" "DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME" 02:57 15/05/2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,536 Retweets 17.2K Likes

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She has a point

1d (4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!" 8 1750 831
1d (4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!" 8 1750 831

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Poor kid is finally free

Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"

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Shhh...

> Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he's only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: "BUT I'M NOT FOUR"
> Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he's only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: "BUT I'M NOT FOUR"

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