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Open Question Show me another 》 l'm in alot of trouble...help please?!? I don't have many friends at school, and to be honest, I'm bullied Francis every once in a while Mcdooligan Yesterday, I was made fun of in front of my whole class by one of the "popular kids He's way bigger than me and I couldn't really stick up for myself. But today I brought in ex-lax and put some into his milk when he wasn't looking. I kept my head down and tried to hide back my laugh as he stood up suddenly in science class after lunch. He started to sprint out of the class as farts bursted from his pants, but he tripped and hit his head on a table. He began shaking violently with his eyes rolled back. Apprantly he was susceptible to seizures. To make everything worse, diarrhea started spewing from his shorts all over the room An ambulance had to take him away, and the principal made an announcement that they were investigating the matter and I'm really scared. I feel really guilty. What do l do? 5 minutes ago 4 days left to answer Report Abuse Answer Question

Open Question Show me another 》 l'm in alot of trouble...help please?!? I don't have many friends at school, and to be honest, I'm bullied Francis every once in a while Mcdooligan Yesterday, I was made fun of in front of my whole class by one of the "popular kids He's way bigger than me and I couldn't really stick up for myself. But today I brought in ex-lax and put some into his milk when he wasn't looking. I kept my head down and tried to hide back my laugh as he stood up suddenly in science class after lunch. He started to sprint out of the class as farts bursted from his pants, but he tripped and hit his head on a table. He began shaking violently with his eyes rolled back. Apprantly he was susceptible to seizures. To make everything worse, diarrhea started spewing from his shorts all over the room An ambulance had to take him away, and the principal made an announcement that they were investigating the matter and I'm really scared. I feel really guilty. What do l do? 5 minutes ago 4 days left to answer Report Abuse Answer Question

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Home All Categories > Society & Culture Religion & Spiritualitys Open Question Open Question Show me another 》 Would Angry Birds be less Angry if they Learned Yodelling about Jesus? Encourages Celibacy l don't even have an iPhone. 2 minutes ago 4 days left to answer. Report Abuse Answer Question

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Society & Culture> Religion & Spirituality> Open Question Next Will God forgive me for masturbating? How do l stop? Sarah asked 8 hrs ago- 4 days left to answer was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States I masturbating about once a week or 2. I feel so guilty afterwards that I don't know what to do. Please help me stop Ads Masturbate Online BateWorld.com Social Networking, Videos, Chat. Worldwide Wanking-Men Only 18+ Answer Follow Watchlist Other Answers (15) Oldest Barrel Bottom answered 8 hrs ago Do you want to stop masturbating or stop feeling guilty? John J answered 8 hrs ago And here, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the harm done by religion. Diddle as much as you like Sarah it,s perfectly natural and harmless F20Power answered 4 hrs ago Sarah First of all, please don't listen to the people on here who are encouraging you to continue to lust and masturbate Our one true God calls us to a life of purity and integrity and he has already forgiven you for this sin when his son died for you. The first step is to repent and accept his forgiveness which is given to you through Christ and understand that you are unconditionally loved and cherished beyond what you can imagine I'm telling you the following things from my personal experience. The key to overcoming this is to realize that you alone CAN NOT win this battle. That's where Jesus comes in. Put this struggle in his hands everyday and focus on developing your relationship with him. He is there for you and by focusing on cultivating a relationship with him, all these lustful desires will gradually leave your mind overtime and will be replaced by true joy and peace that can only come from him. He will fulfill you more than anything this world has to offer and that is the truth M----------- thrives in isolation. In other words, the worst thing you can do is keep this a secret and don't tell anyone. It is impossible to overcome it without bringing it into the light, believe me. Thats why I would encourage you to become accountable to someone you trust (see James 5:16). Im assuming you are female judging from your username, so find a woman in your life who you trust and has a close relationship with Jesus and talk to her about this and ask her to pray for you. It will help massively Shannon Ethridge is a fantastic author who has written a great book called "Every Young Woman's Battle Go pick it up. She has a lot more insight on this than I do I hope l was able to help and encourage you with this. Keep up the fight, you're not alone! God Bless! Rate

Society & Culture> Religion & Spirituality> Open Question Next Will God forgive me for masturbating? How do l stop? Sarah asked 8 hrs ago- 4 days left to answer was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States I masturbating about once a week or 2. I feel so guilty afterwards that I don't know what to do. Please help me stop Ads Masturbate Online BateWorld.com Social Networking, Videos, Chat. Worldwide Wanking-Men Only 18+ Answer Follow Watchlist Other Answers (15) Oldest Barrel Bottom answered 8 hrs ago Do you want to stop masturbating or stop feeling guilty? John J answered 8 hrs ago And here, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the harm done by religion. Diddle as much as you like Sarah it,s perfectly natural and harmless F20Power answered 4 hrs ago Sarah First of all, please don't listen to the people on here who are encouraging you to continue to lust and masturbate Our one true God calls us to a life of purity and integrity and he has already forgiven you for this sin when his son died for you. The first step is to repent and accept his forgiveness which is given to you through Christ and understand that you are unconditionally loved and cherished beyond what you can imagine I'm telling you the following things from my personal experience. The key to overcoming this is to realize that you alone CAN NOT win this battle. That's where Jesus comes in. Put this struggle in his hands everyday and focus on developing your relationship with him. He is there for you and by focusing on cultivating a relationship with him, all these lustful desires will gradually leave your mind overtime and will be replaced by true joy and peace that can only come from him. He will fulfill you more than anything this world has to offer and that is the truth M----------- thrives in isolation. In other words, the worst thing you can do is keep this a secret and don't tell anyone. It is impossible to overcome it without bringing it into the light, believe me. Thats why I would encourage you to become accountable to someone you trust (see James 5:16). Im assuming you are female judging from your username, so find a woman in your life who you trust and has a close relationship with Jesus and talk to her about this and ask her to pray for you. It will help massively Shannon Ethridge is a fantastic author who has written a great book called "Every Young Woman's Battle Go pick it up. She has a lot more insight on this than I do I hope l was able to help and encourage you with this. Keep up the fight, you're not alone! God Bless! Rate

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Society &Culture> Religion & Spirituality> Open Question Next I've just returned from visiting a friend, an atheist, I had lunch with him and his family...? hiniikken asked 11 hrs ago-4 days left to answer I couldn't help but observe his teenage children as they ate their meals. It seemed to me to be horrible that this man had raised his children in atheism. There seemed a huge emptiness in the lives of his family members. I felt like asking one 14 year old, "Whats the purpose of your life?" But I feared that if the child had thought about it too deeply, perhaps they would have harmed themselves in some way If I had asked, and if the child had answered, would it be tragic if the answer was the rhetorical "Life has no ultimate meaning, its ultimately pointless, we just continue living anyway until it becomes unbearable" Is that a sound answer from a growing child? Would not answer not depress you?

Society &Culture> Religion & Spirituality> Open Question Next I've just returned from visiting a friend, an atheist, I had lunch with him and his family...? hiniikken asked 11 hrs ago-4 days left to answer I couldn't help but observe his teenage children as they ate their meals. It seemed to me to be horrible that this man had raised his children in atheism. There seemed a huge emptiness in the lives of his family members. I felt like asking one 14 year old, "Whats the purpose of your life?" But I feared that if the child had thought about it too deeply, perhaps they would have harmed themselves in some way If I had asked, and if the child had answered, would it be tragic if the answer was the rhetorical "Life has no ultimate meaning, its ultimately pointless, we just continue living anyway until it becomes unbearable" Is that a sound answer from a growing child? Would not answer not depress you?

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Pregnancy & Parenting > Adoption> Open Question Next Can i adopt an onion? han asked 4 days ago - 2 hrs left to answer was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States i really want to adopt an onion can someone give me more info plz. i was hoping for a baby girl. thx Additional Details this is serious plz 3 days ago Answer Follow Watchlist Other Answers (3) Oldest na K answered 3 days ago No, sorry. Onions are currently out of season and so therefore not up for adoption. You might want to try again between March and August. http:/lonions-usa.org/all-about-onions/c... Rate

Pregnancy & Parenting > Adoption> Open Question Next Can i adopt an onion? han asked 4 days ago - 2 hrs left to answer was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States i really want to adopt an onion can someone give me more info plz. i was hoping for a baby girl. thx Additional Details this is serious plz 3 days ago Answer Follow Watchlist Other Answers (3) Oldest na K answered 3 days ago No, sorry. Onions are currently out of season and so therefore not up for adoption. You might want to try again between March and August. http:/lonions-usa.org/all-about-onions/c... Rate

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Health > Men's Health > Reference Question Next l My son's small penis is visible in his wrestling singlet...what should I do? Alice R asked 3 years ago last updated 5 months ago I'm a single Mom of a 16 year old boy who's on his HS wrestling team. The season starts soon and I'm concerned about an issue I noticed last year. His penis seems quite small, I haven't actually seen it for a few years, but in his wrestling singlet it just pokes out a little bit and doesn't hang over his balls. Most of the other boys seem to have larger penises, or you can't really tell much, but my son's situation seems very easy to see, at least to me. My questions are: #1 Is it wrong of me to notice this? I'm just concerned for my son because I think he might be embarrassed. #2, Is there anything he can wear to hide the situation, a special kind of underwear? #3, If there is something I could buy him to wear, how do I explain to him why I think he needs it? We're pretty open with each other but this could be a very awkward topic.

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Resolved Question Show me another Why do atheists constantly bash God but they Theathel... are suspiciously silent on Satan? Why do atheists hate God and Bash God and really are angry at God but you never hear them bash Satan? Is it because it's rude to bash one's father? 1 year ago P Report Abuse Addition This man Is it because it's rude to bash one's father? http://www.youtube.com/watchv-gobdvmFv... Why dont atneists bash Satan but they bash God? 1 year ago ...seriously?

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