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"It's perfectly logical captain, it is merely a question of proper weight distribution." "So...you are fine with this?" "I said it was logical, I did not say that I was fine."

...... GET SPOCK UP HERE! I can't wait to see his face!

...... GET SPOCK UP HERE! I can't wait to see his face!

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What would Death's favourite curry be? I think he would appreciate a Saag Dal, personally.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUTI COULD MURDER A CURRY. - Terry Pratchett, Mort KW

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUTI COULD MURDER A CURRY. - Terry Pratchett, Mort KW

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Preparing for Battle with the Elves

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Between Wolf and Man

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Terry Shaking Hands with Death

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Big 'nes o' th' Nac Mac Feegles

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WEE BOBBY WEE DANGEROUS SPIKE MEDIUM SIZED JOCK WEE JOCK JOCK NOT TOTALIY WEE GEORGIE ROB ANYBODY ROB ANYBODY HAMISH BIG YAN (AGAIN)

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Nac Mac Feegles: The Wee Free Men

The Wee Free Men They can tak' oour Iives but they cannae tak oour troousers!" They've got oour rameit r's the pris'n hoose for us! WAILY. WAILY, WAILY! Ach, stick it up yer trakkans ACH CRIVENS Gie you sich a kickin' Hey. pal, can yer mammie sew? Sotch this! DRUNA RIO Crivens! I kicked meself in ma ain heid Icould murrder a kebabl TERRY. PRATCHETIC

The Wee Free Men They can tak' oour Iives but they cannae tak oour troousers!" They've got oour rameit r's the pris'n hoose for us! WAILY. WAILY, WAILY! Ach, stick it up yer trakkans ACH CRIVENS Gie you sich a kickin' Hey. pal, can yer mammie sew? Sotch this! DRUNA RIO Crivens! I kicked meself in ma ain heid Icould murrder a kebabl TERRY. PRATCHETIC

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Cheery Littlebottom: A good representation of a modern Anhkian female dwarf. Keep away from Grags.

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How to identify whether a conservative dwarf is male or female.

GL12 All dwarves have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional. Terry Pratchett KW

GL12 All dwarves have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional. Terry Pratchett KW

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Dwarf Mine Signs

The Long Dark The Following Dark The Closing Dark The Opening Dark The Calling Dark The Waiting Dark The Breathing Dark The Speaking Dark The Catching Dark The Secret Dark The Guarding Dark The Summoning Dark

The Long Dark The Following Dark The Closing Dark The Opening Dark The Calling Dark The Waiting Dark The Breathing Dark The Speaking Dark The Catching Dark The Secret Dark The Guarding Dark The Summoning Dark

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Hot Pursuit: "Who watches the Watcher? Me."

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TUinen 2018

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Hot Pursuit: The chase

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Summoning Dark's daily breakfast: Some eggs, bit of toast with a side of bacon; all washed down with the refreshing taste of the souls of the dammed.

I'm going out for breakfast, Mister Vimes. What do you want? The souls of the guilty! A figgin. Nధరంం Two figgins.

I'm going out for breakfast, Mister Vimes. What do you want? The souls of the guilty! A figgin. Nధరంం Two figgins.

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Rincewind and Cohen Part 2: "There's a twenty-foot wall, deary me"

THERE'S A TWENTYFOOT WALL, DEAR ME, I SUPPOSE WE'D JUST BETTER RIDE OFF BACK OVER A THOUSAND MILES OF STEPPE AND NOT, E.6., TAKE A LOOK AT THE LADDER POSSIBILITIES INHERENT (IN THAT PINE WOOD OVER THERE.

THERE'S A TWENTYFOOT WALL, DEAR ME, I SUPPOSE WE'D JUST BETTER RIDE OFF BACK OVER A THOUSAND MILES OF STEPPE AND NOT, E.6., TAKE A LOOK AT THE LADDER POSSIBILITIES INHERENT (IN THAT PINE WOOD OVER THERE.

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Rincewind and Cohen Part 1: "The walls there to keep barbarians out..."

STRANGE BLOODY COUNTRY, DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A WALL ALL ROUND THE EMPIRE? THAT'S TO KEEP. BARBARIAN INVADERS. OUT. он, YES, VERY DEFENSIVE, LIKE, OH MY GOODNESS,

STRANGE BLOODY COUNTRY, DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A WALL ALL ROUND THE EMPIRE? THAT'S TO KEEP. BARBARIAN INVADERS. OUT. он, YES, VERY DEFENSIVE, LIKE, OH MY GOODNESS,

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The falling angel meets the rising ape. (Compact Version)

"All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable." REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE. "Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little-". YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. "They're not the same at all!" YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET– Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point–' MY POINT EXACTLY." - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

"All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable." REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE. "Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little-". YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. "They're not the same at all!" YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET– Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point–' MY POINT EXACTLY." - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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The falling angel meets the rising ape.

So you're saying humans need fantasies to make life bearable? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE. With Toothfairies? Hogfathers? YES. AS PRACTICE, YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. So we can believe the big ones? YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. They're not the same at all. YOU THINK So? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN INTO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE. ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET, YOU TRY TO ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD. AS IF THERE IS SOME, SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. But people have got to believe that... or what's the point? YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME? VIA 9GAG.COM

So you're saying humans need fantasies to make life bearable? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE. With Toothfairies? Hogfathers? YES. AS PRACTICE, YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. So we can believe the big ones? YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. They're not the same at all. YOU THINK So? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN INTO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE. ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET, YOU TRY TO ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD. AS IF THERE IS SOME, SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. But people have got to believe that... or what's the point? YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME? VIA 9GAG.COM

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An Important Lesson

YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT'S NOT SAFE! IT'S A SWORD, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. SHE'S A CHILD! IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF SHE CUTS HERSELF? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT'S NOT SAFE! IT'S A SWORD, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. SHE'S A CHILD! IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF SHE CUTS HERSELF? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

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Sam Vime's outer battle with the Summoning Dark

WHERE'S MY cOW

WHERE'S MY cOW

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Sam Vime's inner battle with the Summoning Dark

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