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View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duerer_-_Studie Reiter_1495.jpg, 113KiB, 1000x1283 Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 20:37:50 No.67812402 Replies: 11 View Report Your party has angered the local lord. How could they not? They are madmen and vagabonds who blather nonsense about "monsters" and "ruins." They claim to be "heroes," yet they have no gut to enlist under the local lord's men at arms, who keep the land safe from brigands and rebels. The local lord gives a death warrant for your party. Soon, a score of men-at-arms surrounds your party. Veterans in full harness, on horseback. Your party fights back. Your party is run down and crushed. The men-at-arms have numbers on their side and years of experience in brutal wars. The men-at-arms kill your party where they stand, then all ride off. What were you thinking? How many years of experience do you have? Surely less than war-hardened veterans. And your numbers? Pathetic. Four or five men cannot stand against the press of twenty while surrounded, let alone cavalrymen in full harness. It is a simple law of battle that you were blind to in your arrogance. Yet another band of vagrants who thought their skills at "slaying monsters" would triumph over the cold realities of battle. View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duerer_-_Studie_Reiter_1495.jpg, 113KiB, 1000x1283 View Same Google iqdb Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 02:27:40 No.68019990 Replies: 259 View Report The local lord's army boasts thousands of men-at-arms in full harness and experienced scouts and trackers. Each is a battle-tested veteran of years of war. What makes your party of "adventurers" so arrogant as to think themselves more capable of defending the fief than even a diminutive fraction of these forces? A "dungeon," you say? The local lord can send a score of these loyal men, a mere drop in the pond, and they will brute force this "dungeon" with ease. Many are trained to battle on foot. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace AH-4125.png, 45KiB, 850x850 Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 03:13:10 No.67688063 Replies: 313 View Report Your heavily-armored character squares off against a man-at-arms clad in full harness. Your character foolishly swings a greatsword, trying to cut through steel plate. The blade simply bounces off. Not a single attempt at half-swording at mordhau. What arrogance, thinking that a sword could cut through plate armor. The man-at-arms knows the right weapon for the job. He brings out a war hammer, flips it around to the spike, and drives it into your character's helmet. The spike fails to go through, for the swing was quick and one-handed, but your character is hopeless rattled and left defenseless. The man-at-arms tackles your stunned character to the ground. He easily jams a stiletto into your character's visor. What did you expect would happen, thinking a blade could go through harness? Have you not the slightest whit of knowledge of Harnischfechten? The war hammer spelled the death of the knight more readily than any firearm. Trace image_18159.png, 143KiB, 1750x1750 Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 11:16:25 No.67305917 Replies: 137 View Report The spear is the chosen weapon of infantry units for its simplicity and its effectiveness in massed ranks. So it is that out of the many levied peasants your character charges, one strikes true. One spearhead impales your character's throat. Your character collapses with no last words but for a pathetic gurgle from a gushing throat. The law of large numbers is a cruel mistress. What were you thinking? Did you think yourself invincible just for being a "hero"? Such hubris. Battles and wars are fought and won not with individual "heroes," but with generals, logistics, tactics, and masses of men. View Same Google iqdb Sauce NAO Trace mak-9023.jpg, 101KiB, 1024x1024 Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:46:29 No.73493497 Replies: 211 View Report A crossbow bolt slams into your character's eye. Your character perishes instantly. The crossbowman was a peasant. It was his first time to ever pick up a crossbow. The peasant got lucky. The battle around your character continues. Your character will be forgotten, just another arrogant fool who thought themselves invincible against common threats. What made you think that your character was any more "invincible" than the great warriors and kings of history who died from ignoble and lucky shots? When will you lean that none can be a "hero" when anyone can die from a stray blade, arrow, or bolt from a lucky peasant at the wrong time? You underestimate just how fragile the human body is and how easy it is to die in the chaos of battle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_1_of_England Richard the Lionheart was basically a level 20 fighter, but a lucky peasant took him out with a crossbow. Something to think about next time you think your high level character is invincible.
View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duerer_-_Studie Reiter_1495.jpg, 113KiB, 1000x1283 Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 20:37:50 No.67812402 Replies: 11 View Report Your party has angered the local lord. How could they not? They are madmen and vagabonds who blather nonsense about "monsters" and "ruins." They claim to be "heroes," yet they have no gut to enlist under the local lord's men at arms, who keep the land safe from brigands and rebels. The local lord gives a death warrant for your party. Soon, a score of men-at-arms surrounds your party. Veterans in full harness, on horseback. Your party fights back. Your party is run down and crushed. The men-at-arms have numbers on their side and years of experience in brutal wars. The men-at-arms kill your party where they stand, then all ride off. What were you thinking? How many years of experience do you have? Surely less than war-hardened veterans. And your numbers? Pathetic. Four or five men cannot stand against the press of twenty while surrounded, let alone cavalrymen in full harness. It is a simple law of battle that you were blind to in your arrogance. Yet another band of vagrants who thought their skills at "slaying monsters" would triumph over the cold realities of battle. View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duerer_-_Studie_Reiter_1495.jpg, 113KiB, 1000x1283 View Same Google iqdb Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 02:27:40 No.68019990 Replies: 259 View Report The local lord's army boasts thousands of men-at-arms in full harness and experienced scouts and trackers. Each is a battle-tested veteran of years of war. What makes your party of "adventurers" so arrogant as to think themselves more capable of defending the fief than even a diminutive fraction of these forces? A "dungeon," you say? The local lord can send a score of these loyal men, a mere drop in the pond, and they will brute force this "dungeon" with ease. Many are trained to battle on foot. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace AH-4125.png, 45KiB, 850x850 Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 03:13:10 No.67688063 Replies: 313 View Report Your heavily-armored character squares off against a man-at-arms clad in full harness. Your character foolishly swings a greatsword, trying to cut through steel plate. The blade simply bounces off. Not a single attempt at half-swording at mordhau. What arrogance, thinking that a sword could cut through plate armor. The man-at-arms knows the right weapon for the job. He brings out a war hammer, flips it around to the spike, and drives it into your character's helmet. The spike fails to go through, for the swing was quick and one-handed, but your character is hopeless rattled and left defenseless. The man-at-arms tackles your stunned character to the ground. He easily jams a stiletto into your character's visor. What did you expect would happen, thinking a blade could go through harness? Have you not the slightest whit of knowledge of Harnischfechten? The war hammer spelled the death of the knight more readily than any firearm. Trace image_18159.png, 143KiB, 1750x1750 Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 11:16:25 No.67305917 Replies: 137 View Report The spear is the chosen weapon of infantry units for its simplicity and its effectiveness in massed ranks. So it is that out of the many levied peasants your character charges, one strikes true. One spearhead impales your character's throat. Your character collapses with no last words but for a pathetic gurgle from a gushing throat. The law of large numbers is a cruel mistress. What were you thinking? Did you think yourself invincible just for being a "hero"? Such hubris. Battles and wars are fought and won not with individual "heroes," but with generals, logistics, tactics, and masses of men. View Same Google iqdb Sauce NAO Trace mak-9023.jpg, 101KiB, 1024x1024 Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:46:29 No.73493497 Replies: 211 View Report A crossbow bolt slams into your character's eye. Your character perishes instantly. The crossbowman was a peasant. It was his first time to ever pick up a crossbow. The peasant got lucky. The battle around your character continues. Your character will be forgotten, just another arrogant fool who thought themselves invincible against common threats. What made you think that your character was any more "invincible" than the great warriors and kings of history who died from ignoble and lucky shots? When will you lean that none can be a "hero" when anyone can die from a stray blade, arrow, or bolt from a lucky peasant at the wrong time? You underestimate just how fragile the human body is and how easy it is to die in the chaos of battle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_1_of_England Richard the Lionheart was basically a level 20 fighter, but a lucky peasant took him out with a crossbow. Something to think about next time you think your high level character is invincible.

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That spell is actually crazy with how much potential it has if you use it creatively. | /r/dndmemes

The smug well protected mid-level noble with 2d8 hit points feeling clever for backstabbing the party after having them work for him. The Bard in the party reaching level 9 and discovering what the spell "Dream" does if he casts it as a nightmare. DREAM 5th level illusion Casting Time: 1 minute Range: Special Target: A creature known to you Components: VSM (A handful of sand, a dab of ink, and a writing quill plucked from a sleeping bird)
The smug well protected mid-level noble with 2d8 hit points feeling clever for backstabbing the party after having them work for him. The Bard in the party reaching level 9 and discovering what the spell "Dream" does if he casts it as a nightmare. DREAM 5th level illusion Casting Time: 1 minute Range: Special Target: A creature known to you Components: VSM (A handful of sand, a dab of ink, and a writing quill plucked from a sleeping bird)

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Scholars remain divided | /r/dndmemes

LINEAR STORY TELLING 11 LINEAR HO STORY EL TELLING 3 LINEAR STORYTELLING RAILROADING
LINEAR STORY TELLING 11 LINEAR HO STORY EL TELLING 3 LINEAR STORYTELLING RAILROADING

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Day 23 of D&D spells in other media | /r/dndmemes

< CATNAP 3rd-level enchantment Casting time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Components: S, M (a pinch of sand) Duration: 10 minutes XGE
< CATNAP 3rd-level enchantment Casting time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Components: S, M (a pinch of sand) Duration: 10 minutes XGE

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When you die, I will bring you back. Promised. | /r/dndmemes

ANightwalker with Life Eater The worry-free Cleric with diamonds
ANightwalker with Life Eater The worry-free Cleric with diamonds

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So, we were fighting this Gauth, which is like a beholder... it's a big thing with eye tentacles, anyway, we had to complete a ritual to return it to the far realm... | /r/dndmemes

Me telling my girlfriend about the cool session of DnD I just finished Her pretending it's the most interesting thing she's ever heard
Me telling my girlfriend about the cool session of DnD I just finished Her pretending it's the most interesting thing she's ever heard

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Gets even worse if its the same Module | /r/dndmemes

DMING A MODULE imgflip.com OF 3 0 PLAYING A MODULE
DMING A MODULE imgflip.com OF 3 0 PLAYING A MODULE

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of... | /r/dndmemes

In AFFI TFE-FER LEEMLORIVERED AR ICE. BE
In AFFI TFE-FER LEEMLORIVERED AR ICE. BE

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The only person who didn't have darkvision was the paladin who was wearing heavy armor. He was alone, in the darkness, in icy cold water. And then he heard movement as bubbles of air rose to the surface. | /r/dndmemes

You get in a minecart and pull the lever in order to traverse the dungeon really really fast The minecart is rapidly accelerating and you discover that the only 'handbrake' is a grapple hook and rope You throw the hook and the cart stops but you are all thrown into a subterranean lake, but everybody is alive There's something in the water
You get in a minecart and pull the lever in order to traverse the dungeon really really fast The minecart is rapidly accelerating and you discover that the only 'handbrake' is a grapple hook and rope You throw the hook and the cart stops but you are all thrown into a subterranean lake, but everybody is alive There's something in the water

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They ended up pulling a magical umbrella out of a special bag and used it to float down (marry poppins style) | /r/dndmemes

THE AIRSHIP IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THERE ARE PARACHUTES A GOBLIN RAN OFF WITH THE LAST PARACHUTE
THE AIRSHIP IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THERE ARE PARACHUTES A GOBLIN RAN OFF WITH THE LAST PARACHUTE

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It's a black tressym (cat with wings) named Olivia. It has the uncanny ability to cast spells and impose a CHA save or you must praise the cat | /r/dndmemes

AIR Making the npc cat in your game have plot armor Making the npc cat require charisma saves to avoid praising it (Nilbog style)
AIR Making the npc cat in your game have plot armor Making the npc cat require charisma saves to avoid praising it (Nilbog style)

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Duel to the Fiery Death | /r/dndmemes

162KiB, 889x775, wicker-1.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duel to the Fiery [23/3/17] Death Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 08:19:33 No.87307169 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>87309774 >>87310082 >>87311244 >>87314181 >>87314215 In my DND world, there is no justice system because everyone has figured out that the best way to do it is the Duel to the Fiery Death. If two guys got a problem? Everyone knows to go to the biggest building in town. Everyone sets it on fire. Then the guys fight and Duel to the Fiery Death. If it's a whole bunch of guys who got a dispute? They go into teams (shirts v. skins) and do a whole bunch of duels inside the biggest burning building at once. Whenever there's a Duel to the Fiery Death everyone else starts playing music in a band and the girls dress up to make things hotter (metaphorically). If you can't do a Duel to the Fiery Death? Then the guys just gotta settle the problem like adults. Thoughts? Makes it more interesting and fitting for DND I think. Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 09:39:42 No.87307758 Report Seems like you want to talk a bit more about this concept so I'm interested to see how your infrastructure and various population centres work. Can you explain that a bit more? My immediate thought is that under your system it's unlikely anything larger than homogenous Hamlets of a half dozen buildings would exist- because they'd be unable to grow any larger as they'd have to keep burning stuff down. Also as the system is universal what led all cultures to adopt it? What made it so effective compared to say something like regulated duels or enforced legal codes?
162KiB, 889x775, wicker-1.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duel to the Fiery [23/3/17] Death Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 08:19:33 No.87307169 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>87309774 >>87310082 >>87311244 >>87314181 >>87314215 In my DND world, there is no justice system because everyone has figured out that the best way to do it is the Duel to the Fiery Death. If two guys got a problem? Everyone knows to go to the biggest building in town. Everyone sets it on fire. Then the guys fight and Duel to the Fiery Death. If it's a whole bunch of guys who got a dispute? They go into teams (shirts v. skins) and do a whole bunch of duels inside the biggest burning building at once. Whenever there's a Duel to the Fiery Death everyone else starts playing music in a band and the girls dress up to make things hotter (metaphorically). If you can't do a Duel to the Fiery Death? Then the guys just gotta settle the problem like adults. Thoughts? Makes it more interesting and fitting for DND I think. Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 09:39:42 No.87307758 Report Seems like you want to talk a bit more about this concept so I'm interested to see how your infrastructure and various population centres work. Can you explain that a bit more? My immediate thought is that under your system it's unlikely anything larger than homogenous Hamlets of a half dozen buildings would exist- because they'd be unable to grow any larger as they'd have to keep burning stuff down. Also as the system is universal what led all cultures to adopt it? What made it so effective compared to say something like regulated duels or enforced legal codes?

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work/life | /r/dndmemes

DRAGON! LET US FIGHT!!! I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS! B 5 ≤ HA MY, MY! SOMEBODY'S EAGER TO GET HOME!!!! @RealMundi Riki WORK WON'T LOVE YOU BACK. HOW DEVOTION TO OUR JOBS KEEPS US wwwwww EXPLOITED EXHAUSTED W AND ALONE. SARAH JEFFE.
DRAGON! LET US FIGHT!!! I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS! B 5 ≤ HA MY, MY! SOMEBODY'S EAGER TO GET HOME!!!! @RealMundi Riki WORK WON'T LOVE YOU BACK. HOW DEVOTION TO OUR JOBS KEEPS US wwwwww EXPLOITED EXHAUSTED W AND ALONE. SARAH JEFFE.

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More and more I am becoming a boomer | /r/dndmemes

When the DM asks for my "Rizz Instead of Charisma
When the DM asks for my "Rizz Instead of Charisma

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"Master of Time. The widow can choose to be unaffected by effects that modify time or change its speed. The widow can affect others frozen in a time stop or other stasis-like effects." | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com HOURGLASS WIDOW CHRONURGIST WIZARD
imgflip.com HOURGLASS WIDOW CHRONURGIST WIZARD

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The players….they’re learning. | /r/dndmemes

WIZARD: I'M GOING TO CAST FIREBALL ON THE GROUP OVER THERE. ARTIFICER: ARE YOU SURE? THAT'S AWFUL CLOSE TO THE GIANT SPINNING BALL OF POWER THEY WANT TO CONTROL. WIZARD: OK, FINE, I'LL CAST IT A BIT FARTHER FROM IT SO WE DON'T HIT IT. THE DM, HOPING THEY'D HIT THE GIANT SPINNING BALL OF POWER FOR THE SHENANIGANS THAT WOULD ENSUE: imgflip.com @kollegekidd
WIZARD: I'M GOING TO CAST FIREBALL ON THE GROUP OVER THERE. ARTIFICER: ARE YOU SURE? THAT'S AWFUL CLOSE TO THE GIANT SPINNING BALL OF POWER THEY WANT TO CONTROL. WIZARD: OK, FINE, I'LL CAST IT A BIT FARTHER FROM IT SO WE DON'T HIT IT. THE DM, HOPING THEY'D HIT THE GIANT SPINNING BALL OF POWER FOR THE SHENANIGANS THAT WOULD ENSUE: imgflip.com @kollegekidd

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I think I found the real hardest class for most of you. | /r/dndmemes

Some say wizard is the hardest class Some say it's druid But deep down we all know 1144235214 gettyimages Credit: FatCamera English and reading are the hardest classes for the D&D community
Some say wizard is the hardest class Some say it's druid But deep down we all know 1144235214 gettyimages Credit: FatCamera English and reading are the hardest classes for the D&D community

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Happens every time | /r/dndmemes

Player: This time I will be lawful good Their character the next session: POLICE REPORT Man arrested for everything made with mematic
Player: This time I will be lawful good Their character the next session: POLICE REPORT Man arrested for everything made with mematic

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POV: your DM really, REALLY loves to integrate character backstories into the plot | /r/dndmemes

Player: So Angels in your setting can be mortals elevated after death? DM: Yup, pretty much...Your Warlock lost his fiance in a terrible accident, right? Player: ... SchadehosAAL ...OK. BE WELL. 1223 SEE YOU. BYE BYE DON'T COME OVER HERE TOO FAST, OK?
Player: So Angels in your setting can be mortals elevated after death? DM: Yup, pretty much...Your Warlock lost his fiance in a terrible accident, right? Player: ... SchadehosAAL ...OK. BE WELL. 1223 SEE YOU. BYE BYE DON'T COME OVER HERE TOO FAST, OK?

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Every time | /r/dndmemes

CREATING MY CHARACTER PLAYING MY CHARACTER
CREATING MY CHARACTER PLAYING MY CHARACTER

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