Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon hears a rumor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 789716562 9.1 kB JPG 24 min. ago... F--- off this is my first shot at this. >be me >today >hear people talk about some girl from a nearby highschool >apparently she posted her getting f----- by a dog >call bs on it >several people at my table show me the video >quite a thorough job >she goes at about every angle, showing the mad lad's red rocket >apparently killed herself after it spread >mfw
Anonymous | 789716562 9.1 kB JPG 24 min. ago... F--- off this is my first shot at this. >be me >today >hear people talk about some girl from a nearby highschool >apparently she posted her getting f----- by a dog >call bs on it >several people at my table show me the video >quite a thorough job >she goes at about every angle, showing the mad lad's red rocket >apparently killed herself after it spread >mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon's existential crisis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DAY'S 10/23/23(Mon)15:10:33 No.908161416 >Meets a girl in my early 20's that I could never really get over from >We ended things due to complicated reasons, it wasn't a bad breakup >We talk on and off over the years but there's something there still 54 KB JPG >Fast forward to current gf, solid relationship, very calm >Ex reappears again and we just have a friendly chat like always, apparently she has a bf now >The tension is boiling up and can no longer be contained >Conversation starts turning and I feel like we are about to commit a terrible mistake >Never stopped thinking about her, just like she never stopped thinking about me >Moment of deafening silence >In a moment of impulse she asks me if I want to meet up at a hotel to chat and catch up >"No... I'm sorry but no. I feel like if we take that step we will do something we can't possibly take back, and lose something in the process that is irreplaceable. We both know what will happen, and neither of us will have this distance to keep us under control" >Listens to her voice slightly cracking on the other side of the phone, mine does too >I can feel her tears, and I can't help but keep dreaming of a life with her >She says goodbye, and tells me she will always love me, using the name we used to call each other. >That was months ago I f------ hate this, she has taken over my soul. I see her in my dreams, in social events I daydream about having her next to me, holding her, seeing her smile just one more time. I will get married soon, and while I feel happiness with my fiance, in my most private moments I see a life that could never be. I believe I did the right thing in the end, had we both just cheated and gone together we would have never really trusted each other after that, and would have lost mutual respect. There was nothing I could do, and even now all I can do I put on a fake smile and dream as I hopefully slip into an acceptable life. Ungrateful me, deceiver me, relinquished me, I will never reach the dream even when I escape to it every night.
: Anonymous DAY'S 10/23/23(Mon)15:10:33 No.908161416 >Meets a girl in my early 20's that I could never really get over from >We ended things due to complicated reasons, it wasn't a bad breakup >We talk on and off over the years but there's something there still 54 KB JPG >Fast forward to current gf, solid relationship, very calm >Ex reappears again and we just have a friendly chat like always, apparently she has a bf now >The tension is boiling up and can no longer be contained >Conversation starts turning and I feel like we are about to commit a terrible mistake >Never stopped thinking about her, just like she never stopped thinking about me >Moment of deafening silence >In a moment of impulse she asks me if I want to meet up at a hotel to chat and catch up >"No... I'm sorry but no. I feel like if we take that step we will do something we can't possibly take back, and lose something in the process that is irreplaceable. We both know what will happen, and neither of us will have this distance to keep us under control" >Listens to her voice slightly cracking on the other side of the phone, mine does too >I can feel her tears, and I can't help but keep dreaming of a life with her >She says goodbye, and tells me she will always love me, using the name we used to call each other. >That was months ago I f------ hate this, she has taken over my soul. I see her in my dreams, in social events I daydream about having her next to me, holding her, seeing her smile just one more time. I will get married soon, and while I feel happiness with my fiance, in my most private moments I see a life that could never be. I believe I did the right thing in the end, had we both just cheated and gone together we would have never really trusted each other after that, and would have lost mutual respect. There was nothing I could do, and even now all I can do I put on a fake smile and dream as I hopefully slip into an acceptable life. Ungrateful me, deceiver me, relinquished me, I will never reach the dream even when I escape to it every night.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon loves Finland | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GRALLY 909 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)21:11:06 No.189034224 Finland >Makes best indie videogames in the world >Has great music industry and bands like Paavoharju, Harmaa Getto, Eppu Normaali, etc >Made one of the most popular TPS series in the world >Has one of the best national epics ever >Invented iconic memes like Apu, Spurdo, etc >Has one of the most beautiful languages in the world, Tolkien really appreciated it >Has beautiful landscape >Rich >Created the most famous and popular mobile videogames >There are as many people in Finland as in one St. Petersburg >A person of Finnish origin created Minecraft, one of the most popular videogames ever Why Finns are so cool? What's their secret? Is there something impossible for a Finnish person?
Anonymous GRALLY 909 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)21:11:06 No.189034224 Finland >Makes best indie videogames in the world >Has great music industry and bands like Paavoharju, Harmaa Getto, Eppu Normaali, etc >Made one of the most popular TPS series in the world >Has one of the best national epics ever >Invented iconic memes like Apu, Spurdo, etc >Has one of the most beautiful languages in the world, Tolkien really appreciated it >Has beautiful landscape >Rich >Created the most famous and popular mobile videogames >There are as many people in Finland as in one St. Petersburg >A person of Finnish origin created Minecraft, one of the most popular videogames ever Why Finns are so cool? What's their secret? Is there something impossible for a Finnish person?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

It’s the journey, not the destination. | /r/Greentext

File: 1334002438.jpg-(278 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0860.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5glX1jja) 04/09/12(Mon)16:13:58 No.392199014 Not mine but I felt I would share: Guess what's in the box /b/? O Anonymous (ID: mgowPDIv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:14:39 No.392199 File: 1334002479.jpg-(404 KB, 1600x1200, IMG 0861.jpg) Anonymous (ID: yWdtAUr4) 04/09/12(Mon)16:15:25 No.392199243 QHA crystal meth Anonymous (ID: Awxg3svj) 04/09/12(Mon)16:16:32 No.392199426 Q! A File: 1334002592.jpg-(142 KB, 550x693, 1332281714307.jpg) biscuits? Anonymous (ID: mgowPDlv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:17:35 No.392199597 QA File: 1334002655.jpg-(568 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0863.jpg) Close but it's really 4 years worth of c--.
File: 1334002438.jpg-(278 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0860.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5glX1jja) 04/09/12(Mon)16:13:58 No.392199014 Not mine but I felt I would share: Guess what's in the box /b/? O Anonymous (ID: mgowPDIv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:14:39 No.392199 File: 1334002479.jpg-(404 KB, 1600x1200, IMG 0861.jpg) Anonymous (ID: yWdtAUr4) 04/09/12(Mon)16:15:25 No.392199243 QHA crystal meth Anonymous (ID: Awxg3svj) 04/09/12(Mon)16:16:32 No.392199426 Q! A File: 1334002592.jpg-(142 KB, 550x693, 1332281714307.jpg) biscuits? Anonymous (ID: mgowPDlv) 04/09/12(Mon)16:17:35 No.392199597 QA File: 1334002655.jpg-(568 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0863.jpg) Close but it's really 4 years worth of c--.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesn’t understand women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous LIGHTNING Harry Potter THIEF A RICA BIORDAN DEATHLY HALLOWY 69 KB JPG 05/02/21(Sun)19:40:19 No.853478759 2 Replies > be me > meet this cute girl > talk for a while, discussing hobbies > she likes harry potter and percy jackson > take out my pocket knife and stab her three times in the throat Why are women like this? View Thread
Anonymous LIGHTNING Harry Potter THIEF A RICA BIORDAN DEATHLY HALLOWY 69 KB JPG 05/02/21(Sun)19:40:19 No.853478759 2 Replies > be me > meet this cute girl > talk for a while, discussing hobbies > she likes harry potter and percy jackson > take out my pocket knife and stab her three times in the throat Why are women like this? View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon goes to the grocery store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG >kms Pic unrelated 10/23/23(Mon)10:26:32 No.75165255 >be super nervous >mom tell me to go to the grocery store to get some chicken >go to deli, and pick out a number >my number is skipped >leave store >go home
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG >kms Pic unrelated 10/23/23(Mon)10:26:32 No.75165255 >be super nervous >mom tell me to go to the grocery store to get some chicken >go to deli, and pick out a number >my number is skipped >leave store >go home

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon should've called a plumber | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 119 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)22:52:26 No.907362484 Here's another poo poo story. So my dad had a girlfriend he asked to watch us. She was closer to our age than she was his. Watching 4 kids. My brother takes a dump, and it's literally too big to go down the pipe, f------ lodged in there.. My brother takes his bare hands sinks into the abyss, grabs the clump of s--- and squeezes it in half. Dads girlfriend watched the entire thing unfold in horror. Little brother is freaking out with s--- dripping down his elbow. >>907362848 # Toilet struggles to get down two huge logs with a handshake in-print. Dad comes home and laughs at the entire f------ story. Calls s--- a knuckle backed trout from then on.
: Anonymous 119 KB JPG 10/08/23(Sun)22:52:26 No.907362484 Here's another poo poo story. So my dad had a girlfriend he asked to watch us. She was closer to our age than she was his. Watching 4 kids. My brother takes a dump, and it's literally too big to go down the pipe, f------ lodged in there.. My brother takes his bare hands sinks into the abyss, grabs the clump of s--- and squeezes it in half. Dads girlfriend watched the entire thing unfold in horror. Little brother is freaking out with s--- dripping down his elbow. >>907362848 # Toilet struggles to get down two huge logs with a handshake in-print. Dad comes home and laughs at the entire f------ story. Calls s--- a knuckle backed trout from then on.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon had a good thing going | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm ruined now 312 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)14:22:07 No.30015350 >had a beautiful romance, lasted for years >very intelligent girl, well educated, played instruments and sang beautifully >more importantly, she was the most good natured person I've ever met. rich depth of emotion, cared about people and the state of humanity at large, no ego, never once saw her seriously get angry, never acted superior to anyone, just higher on the evolutionary scale than normal people >always kind, tender to me it's not uncommon when a relationship ends to go through some depression and feel like you'll never love again. but i assumed it was temporary and I'd get over it. But I haven't, it's been 5 years. Have you ever had a really incredible whiskey, and not been able to tolerate the cheap stuff afterwards? Other girls are f------ awful by comparison. And I'm not talking about some s----- girls on tinder - even the 'nicer' girls are like this. They toy with your emotions, play power games, manipulate you, have temper tantrums, and you constantly have to mind their insecurities and neroses. I genuinely don't believe most girls don't even care about he guys they're with. I was shocked at how much kindness she showed me, because it was so different from any way I'd been treated before. Most women are just callously insensitive to your wellbeing. They seem to all think they're some incredible prize and you should feel indebted to have them. w-- do I even do now?
: Anonymous I'm ruined now 312 KB PNG 10/23/23(Mon)14:22:07 No.30015350 >had a beautiful romance, lasted for years >very intelligent girl, well educated, played instruments and sang beautifully >more importantly, she was the most good natured person I've ever met. rich depth of emotion, cared about people and the state of humanity at large, no ego, never once saw her seriously get angry, never acted superior to anyone, just higher on the evolutionary scale than normal people >always kind, tender to me it's not uncommon when a relationship ends to go through some depression and feel like you'll never love again. but i assumed it was temporary and I'd get over it. But I haven't, it's been 5 years. Have you ever had a really incredible whiskey, and not been able to tolerate the cheap stuff afterwards? Other girls are f------ awful by comparison. And I'm not talking about some s----- girls on tinder - even the 'nicer' girls are like this. They toy with your emotions, play power games, manipulate you, have temper tantrums, and you constantly have to mind their insecurities and neroses. I genuinely don't believe most girls don't even care about he guys they're with. I was shocked at how much kindness she showed me, because it was so different from any way I'd been treated before. Most women are just callously insensitive to your wellbeing. They seem to all think they're some incredible prize and you should feel indebted to have them. w-- do I even do now?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesn't like the Reddit joke | /r/Greentext

File: r4034.png (105 KB, 600x562) >> Reddit f--- Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:00:56 No.908141483 >>908141516 >>908141580 >>908142034 >Be me. >Be Redditor. >Go to r/greentext because I'm too scared to venture into the void of 4chan. >See a text obviously intended as joke. >As I'm of above average intelligence, I deduce it's most likely a fabrication. >In a stunning flash of originality, I call it fake&gay. >Waddle around with my head held high for the rest of the day. Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:02:10 No.908141516 ► >>908141483 (OP) go back Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:04:30 No.908141580 >>908141483 (OP) fake and gay is probably the single worst f------ "joke" they came up with edit: wow this blew up thanks for platinum c-- award stranger! Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:22:09 No.908142034 >>908141483 (OP) >>908141580 >>908142034 What is all this awards s---? Is it something from Plebbit? And how do you know about it?
File: r4034.png (105 KB, 600x562) >> Reddit f--- Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:00:56 No.908141483 >>908141516 >>908141580 >>908142034 >Be me. >Be Redditor. >Go to r/greentext because I'm too scared to venture into the void of 4chan. >See a text obviously intended as joke. >As I'm of above average intelligence, I deduce it's most likely a fabrication. >In a stunning flash of originality, I call it fake&gay. >Waddle around with my head held high for the rest of the day. Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:02:10 No.908141516 ► >>908141483 (OP) go back Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:04:30 No.908141580 >>908141483 (OP) fake and gay is probably the single worst f------ "joke" they came up with edit: wow this blew up thanks for platinum c-- award stranger! Anonymous 10/23/23 (Mon)16:22:09 No.908142034 >>908141483 (OP) >>908141580 >>908142034 What is all this awards s---? Is it something from Plebbit? And how do you know about it?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon gets groomed online | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0627.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon) 09:49:47 No.75161349 >>75161372 >>75161406 >>75161428 >>75162295 >>75162309 >its 2020 >my retarded 17 year old ass is lonely and on discord >edate this random european guy for a month >he calls it off because i dont even remember why >i talk s--- about him and made a thread about him exposing him for grooming me about a year ago >fast forward to it being nearly 2024 >i still miss him even though ive had a girlfriend for the last year, but she doesnt know about this degeneracy i did why am i still attached to some eurofag? i hate this
File: IMG_0627.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon) 09:49:47 No.75161349 >>75161372 >>75161406 >>75161428 >>75162295 >>75162309 >its 2020 >my retarded 17 year old ass is lonely and on discord >edate this random european guy for a month >he calls it off because i dont even remember why >i talk s--- about him and made a thread about him exposing him for grooming me about a year ago >fast forward to it being nearly 2024 >i still miss him even though ive had a girlfriend for the last year, but she doesnt know about this degeneracy i did why am i still attached to some eurofag? i hate this

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesn't have real friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 273 KB JPG bad. 10/23/23(Mon)16:40:55 No.908140308 Found out that my "friends" had a party this weekend and basically invited everyone they knew except me. I know I'm f------ insufferable but hearing it out of the mouth of someone you feel like you know hurts so f------ I don't even want to kill myself at this point because I feel like everyone would fake cry over my body and claim they "never knew". I just want to move to the middle of nowhere and never talk to anyone ever again.
: Anonymous 273 KB JPG bad. 10/23/23(Mon)16:40:55 No.908140308 Found out that my "friends" had a party this weekend and basically invited everyone they knew except me. I know I'm f------ insufferable but hearing it out of the mouth of someone you feel like you know hurts so f------ I don't even want to kill myself at this point because I feel like everyone would fake cry over my body and claim they "never knew". I just want to move to the middle of nowhere and never talk to anyone ever again.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon had a dream. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 390 KB JPG 08/09/20(Sun)21:55:11 No.59493059 >have awesome, weird dream >become somewhat aware it's a dream >tell myself I'm going to write everything down what I wake up >oh my god this is insane >wake up >literally forget 99.9% of details.2 seconds after waking up F--- this.
: Anonymous 390 KB JPG 08/09/20(Sun)21:55:11 No.59493059 >have awesome, weird dream >become somewhat aware it's a dream >tell myself I'm going to write everything down what I wake up >oh my god this is insane >wake up >literally forget 99.9% of details.2 seconds after waking up F--- this.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon on redditors. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous human 136 KB JPG ungrateful? 10/23/23(Mon)08:24:05 No.75162887 >husband gets a vasectomy so his wife doesn't have to get a tubal ligation >wife proceeds to crack jokes about it and upload a photo of him online for the world to see Why are women so f------ Anonymous >>75162887 (OP) They did this for karma on reddit 10/23/23 (Mon)08:31:27 No.75162928
Anonymous human 136 KB JPG ungrateful? 10/23/23(Mon)08:24:05 No.75162887 >husband gets a vasectomy so his wife doesn't have to get a tubal ligation >wife proceeds to crack jokes about it and upload a photo of him online for the world to see Why are women so f------ Anonymous >>75162887 (OP) They did this for karma on reddit 10/23/23 (Mon)08:31:27 No.75162928

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon supports Palestine | /r/Greentext

File: 1681303784197.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) Anonymous (ID: ZMz4d4Rf 10/23/23 (Mon)13:13:59 No.445996577 >>445998382 >>445999266 >>445999656 >eveyrone there is some sort of muslim migrant >get a lot of looks because I stand out like a sore thumb, being tall, blonde and well dressed >pretend to care about their garbage "country" and repeat their bs propaganda Anonymous (ID: OuqtLCAm >go to palestinian demonstration >people become friendly and seem to appreciate an aussie person taking their side >start talking to this hot 16 year old girl, ass blessed by the gods, long curly hair and DSL >"ye i feel it it's awful what israel is doing" >"omg you're like the first aussie i heard saying it, it's so sad how brainwashed most are by the media" >get her number Meeting her this week for our first "date" Imao. >>445998518 >>445998849 10/23/23(Mon)13:44:59 No.445998382 >>445996577 (OP) # congratulations moron, you are now on three lists.
File: 1681303784197.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) Anonymous (ID: ZMz4d4Rf 10/23/23 (Mon)13:13:59 No.445996577 >>445998382 >>445999266 >>445999656 >eveyrone there is some sort of muslim migrant >get a lot of looks because I stand out like a sore thumb, being tall, blonde and well dressed >pretend to care about their garbage "country" and repeat their bs propaganda Anonymous (ID: OuqtLCAm >go to palestinian demonstration >people become friendly and seem to appreciate an aussie person taking their side >start talking to this hot 16 year old girl, ass blessed by the gods, long curly hair and DSL >"ye i feel it it's awful what israel is doing" >"omg you're like the first aussie i heard saying it, it's so sad how brainwashed most are by the media" >get her number Meeting her this week for our first "date" Imao. >>445998518 >>445998849 10/23/23(Mon)13:44:59 No.445998382 >>445996577 (OP) # congratulations moron, you are now on three lists.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon hates smoking | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG >Be me >Be 18 >Try smoking for the first time >Start coughing like crazy >Get intensely dizzy, unable to walk, stand or even talk properly >Continues for a straight minute or 2 >That's it? >Ended up throwing the pack away How the f--- are people addicted to this?
27 KB JPG >Be me >Be 18 >Try smoking for the first time >Start coughing like crazy >Get intensely dizzy, unable to walk, stand or even talk properly >Continues for a straight minute or 2 >That's it? >Ended up throwing the pack away How the f--- are people addicted to this?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon goes clubbing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous clubbing as a sub5 + sisters f(...) 14 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)06:50:09 No.75160509 >it's my sister's birthday the other night >she pity invites me out with her friends to go to a few clubs in the city >I take an uber there >sister arrives with all of her friends >they are all pretty good looking, 7's and 8's >I'm 5'9 and like a 5 in the face >sister tries introducing me to them >they all barely even acknowledge me >the night goes on and we get into the clubs >they immediately break away from me and dance amongst themselves, trying to catch Chad's attention >don't know what else to do, I just kind of stand around with a drink >absolutely zero women looked at me or made any eye contact the entire night >we leave that club and go to another one >this time I get more into the crowd and try vibing a little >doesn't get me anywhere, not sure if I'm even enjoying myself doing it I've been to like 10 other clubs and bars and it was the same story... at least I've proved to myself that this s--- doesn't work and I can start tuning out the retards who tell me "just go to clubs bro"
: Anonymous clubbing as a sub5 + sisters f(...) 14 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)06:50:09 No.75160509 >it's my sister's birthday the other night >she pity invites me out with her friends to go to a few clubs in the city >I take an uber there >sister arrives with all of her friends >they are all pretty good looking, 7's and 8's >I'm 5'9 and like a 5 in the face >sister tries introducing me to them >they all barely even acknowledge me >the night goes on and we get into the clubs >they immediately break away from me and dance amongst themselves, trying to catch Chad's attention >don't know what else to do, I just kind of stand around with a drink >absolutely zero women looked at me or made any eye contact the entire night >we leave that club and go to another one >this time I get more into the crowd and try vibing a little >doesn't get me anywhere, not sure if I'm even enjoying myself doing it I've been to like 10 other clubs and bars and it was the same story... at least I've proved to myself that this s--- doesn't work and I can start tuning out the retards who tell me "just go to clubs bro"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

>he lifts for women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)08:07:02 No.72598808 1.25 MB JPG >Stacy rejected me when I was 17 >decided to lift so I could glow up >be 21 and fit >finally run into her again >"Hi Stacy it's anon from highschool" >she bursts out laughing at me >"Oh my God anon, you look so funny now. I didn't know you became such a gym rat. How have you been?" Why are Stacies so inhumanly mean bros? I honestly feel like eating a bullet right now.
: Anonymous 10/23/23(Mon)08:07:02 No.72598808 1.25 MB JPG >Stacy rejected me when I was 17 >decided to lift so I could glow up >be 21 and fit >finally run into her again >"Hi Stacy it's anon from highschool" >she bursts out laughing at me >"Oh my God anon, you look so funny now. I didn't know you became such a gym rat. How have you been?" Why are Stacies so inhumanly mean bros? I honestly feel like eating a bullet right now.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Overwatch is dying, share this post to make it die faster | /r/Greentext

>dying at an alarming rate >competitive scene no one knows/cares about >devs need to keep adding cosmetics to keep people playing >unlikeable characters 9 KB JPG >awful art style direction >attracts a sexually deviant playerbase >unrewarding gameplay >game design panders to less skilled players That's right f------ it's an Overwatch thread Pic not related
>dying at an alarming rate >competitive scene no one knows/cares about >devs need to keep adding cosmetics to keep people playing >unlikeable characters 9 KB JPG >awful art style direction >attracts a sexually deviant playerbase >unrewarding gameplay >game design panders to less skilled players That's right f------ it's an Overwatch thread Pic not related

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG >be me >bisexual retard >chad always bullies me for being retarded >doesn't know I'm bisexual >chad also said I look like a girl >he said if I had longer hair he'd probably f--- me >evilplanhatching.jpeg >buy some hair extensions >make a fake Instagram post pictures of me in bikinis and s--- like that >chad obviously follows the account >start texting with him >eventually it leads to sexting >a few weeks pass > he wants to meet up and f--- >go to place he wants to meet up but before I go I tape c--- and balls to my stomach >when he gets there I say I just wanna do a--- because I don't want to get pregnant >f----- reluctantly agrees >pull my pants down and make sure he only sees my back >gives me the f------ of my life >he and I both c-- buckets >after we finish I reveal myself to him >laugh and call him f----- >f----- doesn't believe what he sees >completely frozen with look of defeat on his face >steal his wallet and car keys >go on a joy ride with his car >crash into pole >leave his wallet but take the cash Feel like I finally beat him. Did I do good /b/ros?
45 KB JPG >be me >bisexual retard >chad always bullies me for being retarded >doesn't know I'm bisexual >chad also said I look like a girl >he said if I had longer hair he'd probably f--- me >evilplanhatching.jpeg >buy some hair extensions >make a fake Instagram post pictures of me in bikinis and s--- like that >chad obviously follows the account >start texting with him >eventually it leads to sexting >a few weeks pass > he wants to meet up and f--- >go to place he wants to meet up but before I go I tape c--- and balls to my stomach >when he gets there I say I just wanna do a--- because I don't want to get pregnant >f----- reluctantly agrees >pull my pants down and make sure he only sees my back >gives me the f------ of my life >he and I both c-- buckets >after we finish I reveal myself to him >laugh and call him f----- >f----- doesn't believe what he sees >completely frozen with look of defeat on his face >steal his wallet and car keys >go on a joy ride with his car >crash into pole >leave his wallet but take the cash Feel like I finally beat him. Did I do good /b/ros?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anons share their virginity loss stories | /r/Greentext

30 KB JPG Virginity loss thread >Be me last year [M] >26 years old >My crush and I were beginning dating >She's pretty tall at 6'1 >We got in an argument but I was going to her house to apologize >She's reading a newspaper and drinking a coffee >I tell her I'm sorry and she forgives instantly >She shows me her room for the first time >We watch a movie on her bed and start making out >We're home alone so she takes her top off, her boobs are big and hang >She rips my pants off and in a panting voice she tells me she needs to f--- now >She hops on me and rides me >I finish in about 1:27 >She tells me it's fine that I came inside her since she's already past menopause >She tells me it's the best sex she's had in 40 years >The next day we go to outback steakhouse to celebrate her 81st birthday >We have the best sex again right after >She passed this year, but I'm never gonna forget the way it felt >It was all so f------ hot I'm stroking it as I write this God I miss her 10/22/23(Sun)23:58:35 No.908134224 : Anonymous >>908134178 (OP) # >Be me at 18 >Have sex with my 52 year old uncle
30 KB JPG Virginity loss thread >Be me last year [M] >26 years old >My crush and I were beginning dating >She's pretty tall at 6'1 >We got in an argument but I was going to her house to apologize >She's reading a newspaper and drinking a coffee >I tell her I'm sorry and she forgives instantly >She shows me her room for the first time >We watch a movie on her bed and start making out >We're home alone so she takes her top off, her boobs are big and hang >She rips my pants off and in a panting voice she tells me she needs to f--- now >She hops on me and rides me >I finish in about 1:27 >She tells me it's fine that I came inside her since she's already past menopause >She tells me it's the best sex she's had in 40 years >The next day we go to outback steakhouse to celebrate her 81st birthday >We have the best sex again right after >She passed this year, but I'm never gonna forget the way it felt >It was all so f------ hot I'm stroking it as I write this God I miss her 10/22/23(Sun)23:58:35 No.908134224 : Anonymous >>908134178 (OP) # >Be me at 18 >Have sex with my 52 year old uncle

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext