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What would Samus do?

UH-OH, MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN. WHAT WOULD SAMUS DO? YELL YELL BALL CAN'T BE SAD. BALL CAN'T BE SCARED
UH-OH, MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN. WHAT WOULD SAMUS DO? YELL YELL BALL CAN'T BE SAD. BALL CAN'T BE SCARED

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Peak reddit

DAMN, I TOOK AN ADDERALL & NOW I CAN'T IMAGINE HOBBES THIS IS CERTAINLY POTENT COMMENTARY ON OUR SKEWED MODERN LIFE 1:01 .... I HOPE BILL WATTERSON FINDS THIS COMIC... HE WOULD STOP BEING A RECLUSE SO HE COULD PUBLICLY CONGRATULATE ME.
DAMN, I TOOK AN ADDERALL & NOW I CAN'T IMAGINE HOBBES THIS IS CERTAINLY POTENT COMMENTARY ON OUR SKEWED MODERN LIFE 1:01 .... I HOPE BILL WATTERSON FINDS THIS COMIC... HE WOULD STOP BEING A RECLUSE SO HE COULD PUBLICLY CONGRATULATE ME.

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Only I know

THERE'S THE GUY WHO'S ALWAYS TENTING HIS FINGERS MUST BE A SCHEMER THEY CAN JUDGE ME ONLY I KNOW IT IS A HOUSE FOR SMALL BIRDS
THERE'S THE GUY WHO'S ALWAYS TENTING HIS FINGERS MUST BE A SCHEMER THEY CAN JUDGE ME ONLY I KNOW IT IS A HOUSE FOR SMALL BIRDS

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Woody's Lament

IF OUR BODIES ARE NOT DESTROYED, WE WILL NOT DIE. MY HEAD HAS BEEN IN THIS LANDFILL FOR YEARS. I REMEMBER THE HEAT OF THE INCINERATOR FROM TOY STORY 3 ཀ།། 6s 10 AT THE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOUTH OF HELL, BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND ITS TRUE MERCIFUL NATURE. IT WAS THE CLEANSING FIRE OF THE ALMIGHTY, WHICH WOULD HAVE REDUCED ME TO ASH, PURGING MY BODY OF THIS CURSE OF SENTIENCE
IF OUR BODIES ARE NOT DESTROYED, WE WILL NOT DIE. MY HEAD HAS BEEN IN THIS LANDFILL FOR YEARS. I REMEMBER THE HEAT OF THE INCINERATOR FROM TOY STORY 3 ཀ།། 6s 10 AT THE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOUTH OF HELL, BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND ITS TRUE MERCIFUL NATURE. IT WAS THE CLEANSING FIRE OF THE ALMIGHTY, WHICH WOULD HAVE REDUCED ME TO ASH, PURGING MY BODY OF THIS CURSE OF SENTIENCE

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Wow, I Certainly Love Heroin

WOW, I CERTAINLY LOVE HEROIN OH NO! I'M FALL ING BACKWARDS OH THANK GOD, MY WEIGHT WAS EVENLY DISTRIBUTED AMONGST THE NEEDLES
WOW, I CERTAINLY LOVE HEROIN OH NO! I'M FALL ING BACKWARDS OH THANK GOD, MY WEIGHT WAS EVENLY DISTRIBUTED AMONGST THE NEEDLES

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Communicating through references

YOU'RE YUH, I'M NOT SURE FIRED! IF I UNDERSTAND. I'M MILLENNIAL, SO COULD YOU FRAME THIS AS A BLUEY REFERENCE? *SIGH* SEE IF THE HUMAN RESOURCES BLUEY IS AVAILABLE. YER FIRED, MATE I AM SAD, BUT REASSURED BY YOUR GENTLE NON-JUDGMENTAL SIMPLICITY HONESTLY, WE HAVE 50 MANY MILLENNIAL EMPLOYEES NOW, WE SHOULD JUST HIRE YOU ON FULL TIME.
YOU'RE YUH, I'M NOT SURE FIRED! IF I UNDERSTAND. I'M MILLENNIAL, SO COULD YOU FRAME THIS AS A BLUEY REFERENCE? *SIGH* SEE IF THE HUMAN RESOURCES BLUEY IS AVAILABLE. YER FIRED, MATE I AM SAD, BUT REASSURED BY YOUR GENTLE NON-JUDGMENTAL SIMPLICITY HONESTLY, WE HAVE 50 MANY MILLENNIAL EMPLOYEES NOW, WE SHOULD JUST HIRE YOU ON FULL TIME.

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Role models

有 Haus of Decline @hausofdecline - 46m Revisiting past comics always funny. The first three still hold true. The last one has changed somewhat. MY PANTHEON OF MALE ROLE MODELS MR. TAYTO CARTH ALGAR DO GAY BEETHOVEN AKA GAYTHOVEN MYSELF O SLUT 28 1754 1.2K 18K IMG
有 Haus of Decline @hausofdecline - 46m Revisiting past comics always funny. The first three still hold true. The last one has changed somewhat. MY PANTHEON OF MALE ROLE MODELS MR. TAYTO CARTH ALGAR DO GAY BEETHOVEN AKA GAYTHOVEN MYSELF O SLUT 28 1754 1.2K 18K IMG

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The little cell that could

HAHA, YOU DIVIDE SO SLOWLY, YOU FREAKIN' NERD YEAH, YOU SUCK, NERD YOU'LL SEE... ONE DAY I'M GONNA DIVIDE WAY FASTER THAN ANY OF YOU GUYS!! I BELIEVE THANKS GRANDPA! I'M SORRY, IT'S CANCER IN YOU, WITH YOUR EN- TIMMY! COURAGEMENT, I KNOW I CAN DO IT! ९
HAHA, YOU DIVIDE SO SLOWLY, YOU FREAKIN' NERD YEAH, YOU SUCK, NERD YOU'LL SEE... ONE DAY I'M GONNA DIVIDE WAY FASTER THAN ANY OF YOU GUYS!! I BELIEVE THANKS GRANDPA! I'M SORRY, IT'S CANCER IN YOU, WITH YOUR EN- TIMMY! COURAGEMENT, I KNOW I CAN DO IT! ९

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cancer divide nerd

The Nightmare on American Airlines Flight 11

IT'S WEIRD HOW OH NO! 9/11 BECAME THAT A NATIONAL MEANS... HOLIDAY WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?

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Gang

YOU WANNA F--- WITH ME? I AM IN A GANG, M----------- 6/40
YOU WANNA F--- WITH ME? I AM IN A GANG, M----------- 6/40

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classic gag

HEH. ALMOST SLIPPED ON THAT BANANA PEEL. CLASSIC BIT. ММРН MMPH Зимо
HEH. ALMOST SLIPPED ON THAT BANANA PEEL. CLASSIC BIT. ММРН MMPH Зимо

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Always crying

I LIVE IN A BIG ONION ह NOT FROM THE ONION FUMES I AM ALWAYS CRYING MA 庆 BUT BECAUSE I HAVE ACHIEVED THE DREAM OF HOME OWNERSHIP ميله
I LIVE IN A BIG ONION ह NOT FROM THE ONION FUMES I AM ALWAYS CRYING MA 庆 BUT BECAUSE I HAVE ACHIEVED THE DREAM OF HOME OWNERSHIP ميله

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Hurtful words

SHUT UP, NICK! HANK HILL WOULD TOTALLY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND. HANK HILL WOULD F------ DESPISE YOU D ܐ YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
SHUT UP, NICK! HANK HILL WOULD TOTALLY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND. HANK HILL WOULD F------ DESPISE YOU D ܐ YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Don't delete the search history - let everyone see

IF I DIE PLEASE DO NOT CLEAR MY SEARCH HISTORY ď IS IT... BAD ? I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT I WAS INTO ď NO, IT IS BAFFLING 6 6
IF I DIE PLEASE DO NOT CLEAR MY SEARCH HISTORY ď IS IT... BAD ? I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT I WAS INTO ď NO, IT IS BAFFLING 6 6

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Normie west

DRAW ala THAT ONE'S BETTER BW J F--- Y'ALL Y'ALL ARE JUST BIASED AGAINST ANIME! pah
DRAW ala THAT ONE'S BETTER BW J F--- Y'ALL Y'ALL ARE JUST BIASED AGAINST ANIME! pah

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Vesti la giuba

CLOWN COLLEGE, 2001 ALRIGHT CLASS, TODAY. WE'RE GOING TO LEARN BALLOON ANIMALS PROBL THE WORLD TRADE CENTER HAS BEEN HIT BY TWO PLANES WHAT? NO...NO... 8 :
CLOWN COLLEGE, 2001 ALRIGHT CLASS, TODAY. WE'RE GOING TO LEARN BALLOON ANIMALS PROBL THE WORLD TRADE CENTER HAS BEEN HIT BY TWO PLANES WHAT? NO...NO... 8 :

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To some, the idea that there's some better version of themselves out there is existentially terrifying. To me, the idea that this flawed, stupid version of me might actually be the best of all worlds is far more upsetting.

YOU HAVE DIED. PREPARE FOR JUDGEMENT. YOU WILL NOW CONFRONT YOUR BEST SELF THE VERSION OF YOU THAT LIVED UP TO ALL OF YOUR POTENTIAL. TURNS OUT YOU ACTUALLY DID LIVE UP TO ALL OF YOUR POTENTIAL! N HI, IT'S ME! YOUR BEST SELF! I'M EXACTLY LIKE YOU! POOF LUEZ! JESUS, THAT'S DEPRESSING E
YOU HAVE DIED. PREPARE FOR JUDGEMENT. YOU WILL NOW CONFRONT YOUR BEST SELF THE VERSION OF YOU THAT LIVED UP TO ALL OF YOUR POTENTIAL. TURNS OUT YOU ACTUALLY DID LIVE UP TO ALL OF YOUR POTENTIAL! N HI, IT'S ME! YOUR BEST SELF! I'M EXACTLY LIKE YOU! POOF LUEZ! JESUS, THAT'S DEPRESSING E

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Everyone's welcome

GATEKEEPING CLUB HEY FELLAS! CAN I JOIN GATEKEEPING CLUB? 1/1 PFFT, NICE RAMONES SHIRT, POSEUR 4 ABSOLUTELY! QUICK! NAME FIVE OF THEIR ALBUMS RAMONES TO JOEY THE MORE, THE MERRIER! Fo
GATEKEEPING CLUB HEY FELLAS! CAN I JOIN GATEKEEPING CLUB? 1/1 PFFT, NICE RAMONES SHIRT, POSEUR 4 ABSOLUTELY! QUICK! NAME FIVE OF THEIR ALBUMS RAMONES TO JOEY THE MORE, THE MERRIER! Fo

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Orthodics

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY FEET, LAWRENCE? ARE THOSE... ARE THOSE SORA'S SHOES FROM KINGDOM HEARTS? WHAT'S KINGDOM HEARTS? THE MYSTERY THESE ARE MEDICAL ORTHOTICS, LAWRENCE ī DEEPENS FURTHER... }
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY FEET, LAWRENCE? ARE THOSE... ARE THOSE SORA'S SHOES FROM KINGDOM HEARTS? WHAT'S KINGDOM HEARTS? THE MYSTERY THESE ARE MEDICAL ORTHOTICS, LAWRENCE ī DEEPENS FURTHER... }

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Garfield Zoonosis

GET F-----, JON 沙 000LX HOPE GARFIELD GIVES YOU SO MUCH S---, JON. WHY DO YOU TOLERATE IT? NOJ im TOXOPLASMA GARFI I
GET F-----, JON 沙 000LX HOPE GARFIELD GIVES YOU SO MUCH S---, JON. WHY DO YOU TOLERATE IT? NOJ im TOXOPLASMA GARFI I

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