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File: ed899e47420e465d559248a17(..jpg (90 KB, 1080x1080) Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)22:55:25 No.224328585 >>224328775 >>224328788 >>224328922 >>224329463 >>224329653 >>224329929 >>224329942 >Character is supposed to be British >ls physically attractive
File: ed899e47420e465d559248a17(..jpg (90 KB, 1080x1080) Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)22:55:25 No.224328585 >>224328775 >>224328788 >>224328922 >>224329463 >>224329653 >>224329929 >>224329942 >Character is supposed to be British >ls physically attractive

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Anon misremembers fnaf | /r/Greentext

No Service 11:32 AM Favorite game lines 161AA42A-EDA1-4FOD-832B-B18023B797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG > "I guess you couldn't survive... Five Nights at Freddy's." E Anonymous 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402 >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't sav that
No Service 11:32 AM Favorite game lines 161AA42A-EDA1-4FOD-832B-B18023B797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG > "I guess you couldn't survive... Five Nights at Freddy's." E Anonymous 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402 >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't sav that

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CrisisAverted.exe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)07:52:12 No.3835597 >>3832588 (OP) # >walking puppy around neighborhood >see a fat old lady walking a huge pitbull >the dog is pulling a lot, she can just barely keep it under control >quickly start walking away before the beast noticed us I can guarantee that if that thing noticed us, it would've ripped that lady's arm out of its socket, and I would've had to have put it down. This issue isn't strictly tied to pitbulls, but why do people own/walk dogs that they obviously can't control?
: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)07:52:12 No.3835597 >>3832588 (OP) # >walking puppy around neighborhood >see a fat old lady walking a huge pitbull >the dog is pulling a lot, she can just barely keep it under control >quickly start walking away before the beast noticed us I can guarantee that if that thing noticed us, it would've ripped that lady's arm out of its socket, and I would've had to have put it down. This issue isn't strictly tied to pitbulls, but why do people own/walk dogs that they obviously can't control?

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

No.857323219 25 minutes ago 1623952063610.jpg JPG 284.5 KiB 482x780 >be me >edge more than 200 times >penis is blue >bed full of c-- >go to the toilet >e-------- 2 gallon of pee >dress >go outside >take bus >fill the bus with my baby horse sex scent >arrive downtown >go to public toilet >suck 2 cocks >call a taxi because idgaf about my business downtown anymore >arrive home >snort 2 lines of bee >watch blowjow p--- Random summer day of my life in my small town.
No.857323219 25 minutes ago 1623952063610.jpg JPG 284.5 KiB 482x780 >be me >edge more than 200 times >penis is blue >bed full of c-- >go to the toilet >e-------- 2 gallon of pee >dress >go outside >take bus >fill the bus with my baby horse sex scent >arrive downtown >go to public toilet >suck 2 cocks >call a taxi because idgaf about my business downtown anymore >arrive home >snort 2 lines of bee >watch blowjow p--- Random summer day of my life in my small town.

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Anon gets fit pilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anon gets fit pilled 06/21/21(Mon)12:20:05 No.62185312 > be me > 8 months into quarantine lost all muscle mass > basically look like frog skeleton in a wet suit 498 KB PNG > Anons who have never lifted begin treating me like one of them feelsbad.weak > Become laughing stock of beta chats > Research fast muscle gains > Discover creatine and beta alanine > Basically fills muscles and skin with water to make u jacked > Dont work out at all just 2 scoops every day ffwd 3 weeks > hey anon you got huge again. What is your secret? > preach dedication and good genetics Heh heh stupid f---- > research more about water retention. discover sodium > slam a jar of pickles and gallon of water every day religiously > almost a giga again > grow stubble and chew stale gum to create jaw line Pic related. Get fit pilled anons
: Anonymous Anon gets fit pilled 06/21/21(Mon)12:20:05 No.62185312 > be me > 8 months into quarantine lost all muscle mass > basically look like frog skeleton in a wet suit 498 KB PNG > Anons who have never lifted begin treating me like one of them feelsbad.weak > Become laughing stock of beta chats > Research fast muscle gains > Discover creatine and beta alanine > Basically fills muscles and skin with water to make u jacked > Dont work out at all just 2 scoops every day ffwd 3 weeks > hey anon you got huge again. What is your secret? > preach dedication and good genetics Heh heh stupid f---- > research more about water retention. discover sodium > slam a jar of pickles and gallon of water every day religiously > almost a giga again > grow stubble and chew stale gum to create jaw line Pic related. Get fit pilled anons

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Gaston did nothing wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/21 (Mon)07:04:35 No.123443187 why-belle-should-have-chosen-gaston-1545665880640.jpg 56 KB JPG >Gaston >hard working man who earns his way, doesn't just sit around on his parents' money >protector of the village from wolves and other threats >economic provider of value to the community >beloved by everyone in town, socially cohesive and the center of everyone's adoration because of his good qualities >high opinion of himself because he has worked hard to get where he is, improving his strength by eating well and exercising, honing his skills >Belle >the 1700's equivalent of a NEET sitting in their parents' basement playing vidya >incredibly vain and high opinion of herself despite doing literally nothing >provides no value to her community >genuinely thinks she's better than everyone else and better than being in the town >wants to go off on magical adventure instead of appreciating what she has Gaston was too good for Belle, for real. He was also 100% justified in trying to kill a beast which had demonstrated itself to be a threat to the village by kidnapping an old man and a girl. Belle was a dumb bitch who wanted to LARP as a princess and would happily sequester herself into an abusive relationship to do so thinking her magical vagina would turn him into a good man. The sequel even shows that the Prince Beas goes right back to being a f------ after turning human again.
: Anonymous 05/31/21 (Mon)07:04:35 No.123443187 why-belle-should-have-chosen-gaston-1545665880640.jpg 56 KB JPG >Gaston >hard working man who earns his way, doesn't just sit around on his parents' money >protector of the village from wolves and other threats >economic provider of value to the community >beloved by everyone in town, socially cohesive and the center of everyone's adoration because of his good qualities >high opinion of himself because he has worked hard to get where he is, improving his strength by eating well and exercising, honing his skills >Belle >the 1700's equivalent of a NEET sitting in their parents' basement playing vidya >incredibly vain and high opinion of herself despite doing literally nothing >provides no value to her community >genuinely thinks she's better than everyone else and better than being in the town >wants to go off on magical adventure instead of appreciating what she has Gaston was too good for Belle, for real. He was also 100% justified in trying to kill a beast which had demonstrated itself to be a threat to the village by kidnapping an old man and a girl. Belle was a dumb bitch who wanted to LARP as a princess and would happily sequester herself into an abusive relationship to do so thinking her magical vagina would turn him into a good man. The sequel even shows that the Prince Beas goes right back to being a f------ after turning human again.

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Imagine being Anon | /r/Greentext

File: w--.png (143 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:34:37 No.857320690 >8 >be me Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:36:05 No.857320743 File: pepekek.jpg (10 KB, 230x219) >>857320690 (OP) Imao look at this f----- >> Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:37:00 No.857320771 >>857320690 (OP) don't be down anon you'll always have your /b/ros Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:38:11 No.857320827 File: gringle.jpg (77 KB, 900x900) >>857320924 >be you >> Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:40:28 No.857320924 ► >>857320955 File: CfIA19zVIAA3IgLjpg (96 KB, 914x1091) >>857320827 >be bee
File: w--.png (143 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:34:37 No.857320690 >8 >be me Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:36:05 No.857320743 File: pepekek.jpg (10 KB, 230x219) >>857320690 (OP) Imao look at this f----- >> Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:37:00 No.857320771 >>857320690 (OP) don't be down anon you'll always have your /b/ros Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:38:11 No.857320827 File: gringle.jpg (77 KB, 900x900) >>857320924 >be you >> Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)16:40:28 No.857320924 ► >>857320955 File: CfIA19zVIAA3IgLjpg (96 KB, 914x1091) >>857320827 >be bee

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Anon overcomes his fear | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)18:49:52 No.3841535 >>3841290 # >be kid like 10 years ago >gets jump scared by a moth face close up in a nature book >scared of moth/butterfly >years later see hot anime moth gf and memes >desire to fug overrides fear >no longer scared of moths >>3841548 # : Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)19:19:08 No.3841548 >>3841535 # Incredibly based
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)18:49:52 No.3841535 >>3841290 # >be kid like 10 years ago >gets jump scared by a moth face close up in a nature book >scared of moth/butterfly >years later see hot anime moth gf and memes >desire to fug overrides fear >no longer scared of moths >>3841548 # : Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)19:19:08 No.3841548 >>3841535 # Incredibly based

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Anons talk about their dads

soiration t Anonymous (0 N 062021(Sun)14 05 03 No 326743744 ZAS O Anonymous (ID: KGMWE1A7 ) 06/20/21(Sun)15:26:32 No.326752797 File: EEOD5546-1 8-10AE-48DE-AB16-B.jng (22 KB, He sounds lke a cool guy Never met him. Product of a mid'60s teen mom. When I was about 14 she showed me a pic of him, told me his name, and said if i wanted she could probably arrange it. Said no, he never showed interest in me so f--- it. That was over 40 yrs ago. Had to learn how to be a dad on my own. I'm a better grandpa than dad I think. I was always left to figure it out on my own so I think I could have provided moreguidence than I did. OAnonymous 00 D 062021(Sunj14 07.13 No 326743064 TSIA A A My dad cheated on my mom and had three more ugly children with that women. They ive in crappy house unlike me who ives in shity apartment. I might consider kiling f the collapse happens one day Anonymous (0: goO) 062021(Sun)1412 52 No 326744588 326743744 He is but I never recovered trom that O Anonymous (ID: GEPL2) 06/20/21(Sun)15:2941 No.326753134 O Anonymous (D O62021(Sunj14.13.48 No 326744093 SIATA >>326742908 (OP) Passed away when I was 22, 38 now He wasn't around a lot because he worked really hard out of town - would commute 2-3 hours everyday. He passed down that work ethic to me Adegenerate, drunk, drug added m-----------, both iteraly and figuratively S had the best work ethic you could possibly imagine Stil worked no matter what Ater a massive Widowmaker heart attack, likely drug induced, was back at ita woek later Die Fighting M------------ Everyone talks about a mother's love, no one really mentions a father's sacrifice. Love you dad, I really miss you. O Anonymous 00 UNp)062021Sun)14 17:14 No 326745099 AS 21 3 O Anonymous (ID: GUWVLpOn) 06/20/21(Sun)15:30 25 No.326753210 Flawed but good man. Had a rough childhood and was beaten by his drunk dad almost daily Alcoholic at 13 and started doing heroin shortly after. Struggled with drugs his whole ife but always provided and cared for his family. Played a mean harmonica Died unexpectedly in my ams not even a year a0o. Last words were anon, I love you I love you too dad >>326742908 (OP) Dad was a good man, didn't drink and was very loving. Had heart problems for years. During covid his surgery was delayed. My mom found him dead on the couch about a year ago. I spoke to him a week before, his heart was only functioning at 20% and he was tired of being tired. I think he was looking forward to dying. Love you Dad. O Anonymous D s022Suni4 5120 No 32742o3 Fe 153100003101 KB 229343) He's a good ouy and all Buthe orcumcsed me O Anonymous (ID: Ve94INPa)106/20/21(Sun)20:33:26 No.326786678 O Anonymous OD ZSCVT )06/2021(Sun)1532 47 No 326753402 TS A File 161250479083.pg (11 KB, 201x251) >>326742908 (OP) Great bloke, cop, private investigator, one of the UK's top insurance sales people. Dated a woman who would be called a "supermodel" today (she died in a car crash). Married my mum who was a beautiful Polish trad-wife. Gave me my chad genes that make women throw themselves at me. Unlike me he gave up smoking. He had willpower, bless him. Died of a massive heart attack after his medication formula (Phenytoin) got changed. He got kicked in the head whilst arresting someone in the 1970s and was then prone to seizures. As soon as he started taking the new formula, he went down hill real fast. When I read some of the symptoms of people who have died of these Covid "vaccines", I recognize the exact symptoms my father had. Big pharma are bastards and I will never trust them again. Anonymous D D062021(Suni14 5443 No 32676 32 OP Abrant yet fawed man, God may have him in hs glory He went to Germany to study psichology because here that career didnt exost, worked hs ass out and came back to teach what he had leamt Had a s--- eye for women, three faled marrages and died alone, with only myseif caring for him to the end O Anonymous D a =062021(Sunit4 55 40 No 32674e Anonymous (D 062021Sun14 56 30 No 32749473 m/watchv tCC lke that Anonymous (D DI062021(Sunj1450 50 No 3674621 O Anonymous (D 062021(Sun)1950 21 No 32678205 NTE 2320742900.(OP Me and my dad have had a rough relationship which has healed somewhat overtme. He was never a malicious person, but he was extremely authortarian and judgmental, which really did a number on me made me become extremely hard of mysef and Ealso made me be very judoemental on others He never reall gave affemations of any sort twas a cold relationship mostly One the bright side, he liked music and passed that on to me which realy enriched my ie He always was very strict about education and always provided me with anything tat I needed materially My issue is that sometimes I s hold grudoes against him and I know I shouldn't Ihink I need to work more closely with God to work this out and forgive my father. Right now I am having a hard time decding on wether to ext him or call him for father's day He was stricty a father figure to me and not a riend figure, so we dont have an easy time conversing Thanks for asking anon My dad did what he thought was right by his kids. His dad ran out on them cause of what he went thru in Ww2 t was rough at times but not all that bad. Im divorced from my kids' mom because she's a crazy psycho p------------ so I try to be there for them every second I can She's sick and abusive so she tries teling them she's the only one who can take care of them then disappears. Currently, Im fighting to get them away from her in court. One good thing to come out of the lunatic left is custody reform so the father isnt automatically uled against Getting my kids would be the ultimate Father's Day git Died two morths ago of cancer, but more of medical incompetence O Anonymous (D n 062021Sunj19 5726 No 320782948 326742900.0oe) Anonymous (ID: m062021(Sun)15.51.05 No.328755575 ATA 031 2TSO0s 275000 2TOT >Tell me about your dad An alcoholic. A iteral imbecle. An ugly manlet s beyond me how my stupid w---- of a mother manged to get knocked up by this POS, given she was very attractive when she was young 326742000.OP) A total p---- that used get beaten by curkas in the red omy. Looks like le pol tace Has a philology magister degree and yet works as a school guerd. Al he did throughout my life was be autistic and make plene noises. Al least ntortod my brains trom my mother othereise my life would've boon more awful than t alroady is. O Anonymous (D ONISBac )1082021(Sun)19.58 19 No 326783006 833) U Happy fathers day /pol/ Anonymous (ID: 1QoaGONA) O 06/20/21(Sun)13:56:58 No.326742908 22326743631 2>326743701 2>326743964 Geting my kids would be the ultimate Father's Day git godipeed anon >>326749691 >326749795 >>326750081 2>326750431 >>326750450 >>326750958 >>326751404 >>326753134 >326753210 22326753220 2>326753464 >>326753492 >>326756530 >>326757059 >>326757474 >>326757621 >>326762421 >>326762548 >>326763117 >>326766806 >326767037 >>326768457 >>326768774 >326769347 O Anonymous OD ors 002021un00 00 35 No 326784178 File 1011135884.jog (125 KB, 750x728) >>326774059 >>326774554 >>326774695 >>326774832 >326775021 >>326775039 >>326775244 >>326775317 >326775337 >>326775444 >>326775622 >>326775811 O Anonymous (ID: UNGhspjn )06/20/21(Sun)15:54.01 No.326755900 ► WELL IN THAT GAE My mom did not left him because she felt sory for him. Was physically and psicologically abusive to my half sister (mom's first mariage that left her a widow) who has a cognitive disabity Compuhive lar with manic deppresive disorder Not booze or drugs tho that we know or can te Sensitve quy that knows how to tel stories Not really around for me I had, and stil have, to care for him most of the times, so he does not goes broke again or demages my mother to no retum Working to be better to my 2 year old. Love him to death. >>326778428 >>326779090 >>326779091 >>326779096 >326779232 >>326779372 >>326779924 >>326780212 >326781213 >>326781711 >>326782171 >>326782948 >>326755575 >All he did throughout my life was be autistic and make plane noises Based >>326786678 >>326787077 >>326789285 >>326789590 >>326789686 >>326789751 >>326789924 >>326790575 >326791095 >>326791545 >326791928 >>326793228 Tell me about your dad Anonymous (D 06/2021(Sun215209 No 326794009 O Anonymous (ID: VOBJIDP7) 06/20/21(Sun)14:03:57 No.326743631 >326743744 >>326754112 >>326778774 >>32678902 Separated when Iwas 3, new wte and kids now havent seen him at all in about 16 years. Don't cheat on your wives, gents >>326742908 (OP) He called me a f----- once Anonymous D CD1062021(Sun21 54.43 No 326795125 es besicaly pols caricature of the boomer He aso always treated me ke sht and put me down. he always looked for something negative to say about what i was doing Ithink me being contident or heppy about anything upset him. He told girts I knew weird rumors about me "as a joke". iwould get physically attacked by other kids i didnt even know because he worked at a school and he was such an a------ >>O Anonymous (ID: 0ICMDMBO) 06/20/21(Sun)14:04:38 No.326743701 > We have a strained relationship keep mostly triendly with him in the hopes i inhert some stut hes triendly with me because hes lonely now and im his kid or whatever Imight not even go to his funeral Iwouldnt be able to stand in tront of everyone and tak about what a great guy he was Anonymoun ID 062021(Sun)16 0236 No 326750945 ► 2NS 3267505 He was featured in a newspeper as a collector of over 300 piggy benks. Moreover, he sometimes eats food from f------ bins because muh money and yet he recently bought 2 eletrical bikes for 2k You see back in the soviet days there were no such things as autism or aspergers so he might as well have them. I guess that's why I am such a spastic. Basically I was raised in a circus. f you're going to stay long enough in the orcus youre eventually going to become a >>326742908 (OP) O Anonymous (ID: RENO53IP) E 06/20/21(Sun)21:02:12 No.326789756 Anonymous D 0/2021un47r 16 No 36ro9 S O Anonymous (ID )0620/21(Sun)16 22 38 No.326759318 2126ZEAS1A 212ZEZns My dad is f------ awesome, not a happy person but gets on well with everyone, never ever hates people individually but complains a lot lol Anonymoun (D C 02021Suni173529 No 306767300 326758098 Like a lot of people think that I'm just lying but everything that I said is true. Oh and also he was run over by a car 3 times. We he might the reason why I am such a p---- s ike growing without a father but you actualy have one Icant eatly hate hm but he dian houidnt blame my parents for me teing a retard shame he isn't very good with the ladies, making money or keeping friends, neither am I, but his morals are fantastic and his memory is awesome, we watch university challenge aometimes and he gets most of the answers The descrpton of your dad is hilarious, whether is real or not Why the hate anon? Okay he was quirky but sil your father Sounds like you got some nsues bro O Anonymous (ID: RSemUjRY)E 06/20/21(Sun)18:44:10 No.326775021 ► File: 1573428323477.jpg (64 KB, 660x533) O Anonymous (D VO) O62021Suni175027 No 326TT0015 My tather was a neal nice guy, taught me to be nice always. This placed me fiemly in the sights of every bully at school as I was alwys the largest in my year. The day I finaly hit back was the day he said he was ashamed of me This broke our nelationship for me and I took a diferent peth, joined the army and excelled We spoke oft again around B yeers ago, he ded 5 years ago. He stil acted like l owed him an apology He was great at alot of things but fundamentally broken in others. I never got angry with him regarding any of this and I miss him greatly. He was a real nice guy >>326742908 (OP) My dad is an 1,382 year old Welsh Plateback who is currently retired. He threw me off a cliff when it was time for me to learn to fly. Needless to say, I hate him for that. But I get back at him by rearranging his hoard and f------ up his OCD. Anonymous (ID CD062021(Sunj1750 27 No 326770018 r2 My dad changed O Anonymous (ID ELAS= 08/2021(Sun)19.29.43 No.326779924 Fle: 1623483998180.jpg (152 KB, 454x638) At one time he was a man with a copy of Mein Kampf on the top shelf of his closet behind a stack of folded sweaters. Before he died 6 months ago he'd sit in tront of the TV talking s--- to Trump anytme he was on the soreen because the news told him to. >>326742908 (OP) I love my father. Even though he worked a lot and rarely was home he tried his best to spend time with me. His vigor and motivation towards work and studying was and is an He changed and not for the better. That said, he was the finest man ever know. He never once tumed his back on my brother even ater the insanty he put my family through growing up. He never missed a single sporting event any of car he sat and built with me for a week He taught me how to drive a manual in his 87 ROK-7 uhen I was 12 ina Kmart parking lot n for me * O Anonymous (ID: COZIKvo) 06/20/21(Sun)19:01:05 No.326776794 File: Franz+Mitterhauser+25th+G.Ljpg (84 KB, 594x396) He taught me everyhing I know and how to do everything I s love as a man. I miss him, boys If you stil have your old man in your life, and he's worth a damn, treasure every moment you have with him be when he's gone, youl never feel complete again When the man who buit the foundation for your oun manhood is gone you're never quite a solid as you were when he was a phone call away >>326742908 (OP) We had a beautiful relationship when I was younger. We talked so much and understood each other flawlessly. Ever since he's been working from home though it feels like I have gotten to know sides of him, that I would have preferred not to know. In early 2021 we got into our first major fight and ever since then our relationship has become painfully cold. I love my dad so much, but ever since then I can't help but resent him for minor things he does and little nuances in his behavior Anonymous (ID C E 062021Sunyt8 00.05 No 326771085 AL2 O Anonymous (ID: Ctw) 06/20/21(Sun)19.30:13 No 326779975 Ikind of had this phase with my dad, couple of years ago. Typical, Iwant to study Xat Y but for him its gotta be Zat home. Long story short this oreated animosities. And here's where the similarity with your case enters: he was also triendy, dorky, et. Nomal traits of a (some ) taheris) that suddenly become Huohes flaws to your eves. Worst of al as vou said, vou fear their inevtable refiection on yourselt You start seeing them on you Dad, 60. Had a rough upbringing in WA, drunk & abusive father plus a catholic Mom that wouldn't divorce. Found Jesus at the lighthouse ranch, Cali in the early 70s. Tells us that God told him to go down south to find what he was looking for. Met Mom in Allanta & married her 3 months later. Stil married to Mom (43. yrs) they have 5 kids, we're all pretty decent adults. His drug of choice has always been sugar and he will always struggle with it This moming he and Mom went to visit thoir bestfriend on his deathbed. The friend passed while Dad hold his hand. Today was a rough day for Dad. (the way he talks etc) I wish I could be more open to him and have him in my life as more of a friend again, instead of just strictly a father, bringing home money for me and my mom. Ieconciled with him, and him with me. And from then on, all these bad things just slowly sank back down into the deep. Do that, and, apart trom. Geting a father back, you be geting yourselt I guess there was no way around us having differences in the end. He is a true narcissist. He is lazy, does not take responsibility and is very authoritarian. He says the most baffling things like they're facts, it makes you want to disagree with him regardless of topic. He is undeniably a strong man and was always an unbelievable father figure to me though. I wish this covid s--- never started and I had kept a comfortable distance from my dad indefinitely. Anonymous (D:CD 00202urta 22 6 No 326772505 T Z2 Father, I dedicate these words to you on an anonymous website because I wouldnt know how to say i to your face. You are 1500km away, and its not even father's day this country. I just want to let you know dad, that I love you. That I am scared I moved out before we got on good terms You were right on so many things, just not on one. But Es my turn to apologize to you for being a s----- son who took the worst tums at every opportunity. These last 4 years have been hell for us both dad, and the family. Ive seen you cry for the first tme in my life You accomplished more than I ever will You have the kindest heart And things looka LOT better now Hopefully this 2021 holds the key to our forgotten beautiful relatiorshp tl;dr. The chinese ruined my relationship with my dad O Anonymoun o N0unSNo S D Anonymous o 02021unon2125 N oe Fe Mtumeo S KB, 00oo Hhe gretet personiy He greweeta dung he Vietrem W andsaemanss ootw prty s ty amng momincleandemgedAmeraens ound ee or tour yars O Anonymous (ID: GKwe 06/20/21(Sun)18 56.02 No.326776256 223267S06A8 File: 1554360180508.jpg (2.18 MB, 1920x1920) He can bertyspea Engih but he known enough caofet d g commuicate wun hough bece hardy knowany Vetame wch sometngdeply g hardong andnd but ly bt sometmes and has alemper sesanoushen he goes of on someone Inever starved always hadaroof over my heat cothes on my ba and he taught >>320742908. (OP) Over he'sanoe her hespoled e When he des Idotowever oe om Prety good p I lost my Dad in 2000 because of cancer. I still wish I could ask him for advice or just hang with him like we used to. You know what else is f----- up anons. I lost my kid in "13 to cancer as well. Father's Day just really sucks for me. Life sucks. But I still continue for some reason. Anonymous (D a02 2232 No 36 Anonymoun D 020gun0030 N inever had a relationshg with my dad ormom inever ak to them hey never try to takto me ts probatly been ke S years since ilast taked to them bad set doeurt hother me deu grome sayin Hardwnge col o he vesyon and d heamen bone tody Jt g o he phone wit D Anonymoue o 062021Sun2 54 N 2 Fe C e 7 K, 47a) Anenymous 0 O 02NSun00 40 No 3 14 Best man around my best end, roe modelto he pont hati copy most mannerisms and his tone of voce. Looks ke my cabon oopy trom the eyebrows down O Anonymous ID: CIERO 06/2021(Sun)18.57:26 No.326776403 AS Agood man Sef empkyed H rong cholic he kows I dont beleven Godand I el bad lcant do tht or hm Workedeslyte provide r our lamly My brother has modertem hveadhd ht a let wone hen wakdand dpresson tormost of y ie Henow how to dwh Ebuews patent and ads best Loey dad Ony Bea be hecame d ned ath tn ta vear and supported the ibera had onty one child when I aked hm about why. he sad he knew ter were but hoped they would become beter So respectable Constanty shouts at my mother and has her under ful control, yet s loes her Shtis based >>326742908.(OP) My dad is very unusual. Raised in a very tight Christian home. Went to Vietnam, came home doing lots of LSD and other drugs. Went to uni and got a philosophy degree. Became an art collector. Studied religion and believed he could become a God when dead. Is dead. Came back to his mom once. Makes we want to gve my very last breath for the patriachy he stands for I pty the anons wit weak tahers, no tathers You do not know what you are missing in his unverse. Iey moter on the tesis ony that she makes my taher feel good, end when she makes hn teel good. Women drool Deds ne Anonymous D w 020210sunn22N me O Anonymous (ID: CEEEN) E 06/20/21(Sun)18.58 26 No.326776516 2326776747 77689I File: 879.ong (149 KB, 713x000) Fathers Day should be banned and be replaced with volunteers day Anonymous 0 -02021Suni92324 No 32srron2 Fathers are not something to be celebrated. We should support others and social care workers and nurses for taking care of children. Fathers just run away from problems. My tather was outwardy successt awyer, started afew restaurants but inside was amansive cowrd and very mentally but was very very very good at hiding Ater hs mom and hs we my od step mom ded pretty dose to each other he wn never realy the same and started cuting people out of hs e becaune he couldnt deal with sht. Then he started making up wild les bout everybody I wan the only one who st aked to himtthe end e ded of P he wn so e dour by the hews he esedego he hopt ar ee a dockor AN the end of R I told hm that he needed to do something for himsef and that i was womed abot hs The cops found him dead on the foor twe dys later aher i called hem to do a welness check He had destroyed his will and everyting Iwas hs only kid and the sole her so e been handing his estate over the lst ew months About to sel his houne for about 30O my fst lahers dry without him. m not madat hem though Junt realied he was a gigartic haud
soiration t Anonymous (0 N 062021(Sun)14 05 03 No 326743744 ZAS O Anonymous (ID: KGMWE1A7 ) 06/20/21(Sun)15:26:32 No.326752797 File: EEOD5546-1 8-10AE-48DE-AB16-B.jng (22 KB, He sounds lke a cool guy Never met him. Product of a mid'60s teen mom. When I was about 14 she showed me a pic of him, told me his name, and said if i wanted she could probably arrange it. Said no, he never showed interest in me so f--- it. That was over 40 yrs ago. Had to learn how to be a dad on my own. I'm a better grandpa than dad I think. I was always left to figure it out on my own so I think I could have provided moreguidence than I did. OAnonymous 00 D 062021(Sunj14 07.13 No 326743064 TSIA A A My dad cheated on my mom and had three more ugly children with that women. They ive in crappy house unlike me who ives in shity apartment. I might consider kiling f the collapse happens one day Anonymous (0: goO) 062021(Sun)1412 52 No 326744588 326743744 He is but I never recovered trom that O Anonymous (ID: GEPL2) 06/20/21(Sun)15:2941 No.326753134 O Anonymous (D O62021(Sunj14.13.48 No 326744093 SIATA >>326742908 (OP) Passed away when I was 22, 38 now He wasn't around a lot because he worked really hard out of town - would commute 2-3 hours everyday. He passed down that work ethic to me Adegenerate, drunk, drug added m-----------, both iteraly and figuratively S had the best work ethic you could possibly imagine Stil worked no matter what Ater a massive Widowmaker heart attack, likely drug induced, was back at ita woek later Die Fighting M------------ Everyone talks about a mother's love, no one really mentions a father's sacrifice. Love you dad, I really miss you. O Anonymous 00 UNp)062021Sun)14 17:14 No 326745099 AS 21 3 O Anonymous (ID: GUWVLpOn) 06/20/21(Sun)15:30 25 No.326753210 Flawed but good man. Had a rough childhood and was beaten by his drunk dad almost daily Alcoholic at 13 and started doing heroin shortly after. Struggled with drugs his whole ife but always provided and cared for his family. Played a mean harmonica Died unexpectedly in my ams not even a year a0o. Last words were anon, I love you I love you too dad >>326742908 (OP) Dad was a good man, didn't drink and was very loving. Had heart problems for years. During covid his surgery was delayed. My mom found him dead on the couch about a year ago. I spoke to him a week before, his heart was only functioning at 20% and he was tired of being tired. I think he was looking forward to dying. Love you Dad. O Anonymous D s022Suni4 5120 No 32742o3 Fe 153100003101 KB 229343) He's a good ouy and all Buthe orcumcsed me O Anonymous (ID: Ve94INPa)106/20/21(Sun)20:33:26 No.326786678 O Anonymous OD ZSCVT )06/2021(Sun)1532 47 No 326753402 TS A File 161250479083.pg (11 KB, 201x251) >>326742908 (OP) Great bloke, cop, private investigator, one of the UK's top insurance sales people. Dated a woman who would be called a "supermodel" today (she died in a car crash). Married my mum who was a beautiful Polish trad-wife. Gave me my chad genes that make women throw themselves at me. Unlike me he gave up smoking. He had willpower, bless him. Died of a massive heart attack after his medication formula (Phenytoin) got changed. He got kicked in the head whilst arresting someone in the 1970s and was then prone to seizures. As soon as he started taking the new formula, he went down hill real fast. When I read some of the symptoms of people who have died of these Covid "vaccines", I recognize the exact symptoms my father had. Big pharma are bastards and I will never trust them again. Anonymous D D062021(Suni14 5443 No 32676 32 OP Abrant yet fawed man, God may have him in hs glory He went to Germany to study psichology because here that career didnt exost, worked hs ass out and came back to teach what he had leamt Had a s--- eye for women, three faled marrages and died alone, with only myseif caring for him to the end O Anonymous D a =062021(Sunit4 55 40 No 32674e Anonymous (D 062021Sun14 56 30 No 32749473 m/watchv tCC lke that Anonymous (D DI062021(Sunj1450 50 No 3674621 O Anonymous (D 062021(Sun)1950 21 No 32678205 NTE 2320742900.(OP Me and my dad have had a rough relationship which has healed somewhat overtme. He was never a malicious person, but he was extremely authortarian and judgmental, which really did a number on me made me become extremely hard of mysef and Ealso made me be very judoemental on others He never reall gave affemations of any sort twas a cold relationship mostly One the bright side, he liked music and passed that on to me which realy enriched my ie He always was very strict about education and always provided me with anything tat I needed materially My issue is that sometimes I s hold grudoes against him and I know I shouldn't Ihink I need to work more closely with God to work this out and forgive my father. Right now I am having a hard time decding on wether to ext him or call him for father's day He was stricty a father figure to me and not a riend figure, so we dont have an easy time conversing Thanks for asking anon My dad did what he thought was right by his kids. His dad ran out on them cause of what he went thru in Ww2 t was rough at times but not all that bad. Im divorced from my kids' mom because she's a crazy psycho p------------ so I try to be there for them every second I can She's sick and abusive so she tries teling them she's the only one who can take care of them then disappears. Currently, Im fighting to get them away from her in court. One good thing to come out of the lunatic left is custody reform so the father isnt automatically uled against Getting my kids would be the ultimate Father's Day git Died two morths ago of cancer, but more of medical incompetence O Anonymous (D n 062021Sunj19 5726 No 320782948 326742900.0oe) Anonymous (ID: m062021(Sun)15.51.05 No.328755575 ATA 031 2TSO0s 275000 2TOT >Tell me about your dad An alcoholic. A iteral imbecle. An ugly manlet s beyond me how my stupid w---- of a mother manged to get knocked up by this POS, given she was very attractive when she was young 326742000.OP) A total p---- that used get beaten by curkas in the red omy. Looks like le pol tace Has a philology magister degree and yet works as a school guerd. Al he did throughout my life was be autistic and make plene noises. Al least ntortod my brains trom my mother othereise my life would've boon more awful than t alroady is. O Anonymous (D ONISBac )1082021(Sun)19.58 19 No 326783006 833) U Happy fathers day /pol/ Anonymous (ID: 1QoaGONA) O 06/20/21(Sun)13:56:58 No.326742908 22326743631 2>326743701 2>326743964 Geting my kids would be the ultimate Father's Day git godipeed anon >>326749691 >326749795 >>326750081 2>326750431 >>326750450 >>326750958 >>326751404 >>326753134 >326753210 22326753220 2>326753464 >>326753492 >>326756530 >>326757059 >>326757474 >>326757621 >>326762421 >>326762548 >>326763117 >>326766806 >326767037 >>326768457 >>326768774 >326769347 O Anonymous OD ors 002021un00 00 35 No 326784178 File 1011135884.jog (125 KB, 750x728) >>326774059 >>326774554 >>326774695 >>326774832 >326775021 >>326775039 >>326775244 >>326775317 >326775337 >>326775444 >>326775622 >>326775811 O Anonymous (ID: UNGhspjn )06/20/21(Sun)15:54.01 No.326755900 ► WELL IN THAT GAE My mom did not left him because she felt sory for him. Was physically and psicologically abusive to my half sister (mom's first mariage that left her a widow) who has a cognitive disabity Compuhive lar with manic deppresive disorder Not booze or drugs tho that we know or can te Sensitve quy that knows how to tel stories Not really around for me I had, and stil have, to care for him most of the times, so he does not goes broke again or demages my mother to no retum Working to be better to my 2 year old. Love him to death. >>326778428 >>326779090 >>326779091 >>326779096 >326779232 >>326779372 >>326779924 >>326780212 >326781213 >>326781711 >>326782171 >>326782948 >>326755575 >All he did throughout my life was be autistic and make plane noises Based >>326786678 >>326787077 >>326789285 >>326789590 >>326789686 >>326789751 >>326789924 >>326790575 >326791095 >>326791545 >326791928 >>326793228 Tell me about your dad Anonymous (D 06/2021(Sun215209 No 326794009 O Anonymous (ID: VOBJIDP7) 06/20/21(Sun)14:03:57 No.326743631 >326743744 >>326754112 >>326778774 >>32678902 Separated when Iwas 3, new wte and kids now havent seen him at all in about 16 years. Don't cheat on your wives, gents >>326742908 (OP) He called me a f----- once Anonymous D CD1062021(Sun21 54.43 No 326795125 es besicaly pols caricature of the boomer He aso always treated me ke sht and put me down. he always looked for something negative to say about what i was doing Ithink me being contident or heppy about anything upset him. He told girts I knew weird rumors about me "as a joke". iwould get physically attacked by other kids i didnt even know because he worked at a school and he was such an a------ >>O Anonymous (ID: 0ICMDMBO) 06/20/21(Sun)14:04:38 No.326743701 > We have a strained relationship keep mostly triendly with him in the hopes i inhert some stut hes triendly with me because hes lonely now and im his kid or whatever Imight not even go to his funeral Iwouldnt be able to stand in tront of everyone and tak about what a great guy he was Anonymoun ID 062021(Sun)16 0236 No 326750945 ► 2NS 3267505 He was featured in a newspeper as a collector of over 300 piggy benks. Moreover, he sometimes eats food from f------ bins because muh money and yet he recently bought 2 eletrical bikes for 2k You see back in the soviet days there were no such things as autism or aspergers so he might as well have them. I guess that's why I am such a spastic. Basically I was raised in a circus. f you're going to stay long enough in the orcus youre eventually going to become a >>326742908 (OP) O Anonymous (ID: RENO53IP) E 06/20/21(Sun)21:02:12 No.326789756 Anonymous D 0/2021un47r 16 No 36ro9 S O Anonymous (ID )0620/21(Sun)16 22 38 No.326759318 2126ZEAS1A 212ZEZns My dad is f------ awesome, not a happy person but gets on well with everyone, never ever hates people individually but complains a lot lol Anonymoun (D C 02021Suni173529 No 306767300 326758098 Like a lot of people think that I'm just lying but everything that I said is true. Oh and also he was run over by a car 3 times. We he might the reason why I am such a p---- s ike growing without a father but you actualy have one Icant eatly hate hm but he dian houidnt blame my parents for me teing a retard shame he isn't very good with the ladies, making money or keeping friends, neither am I, but his morals are fantastic and his memory is awesome, we watch university challenge aometimes and he gets most of the answers The descrpton of your dad is hilarious, whether is real or not Why the hate anon? Okay he was quirky but sil your father Sounds like you got some nsues bro O Anonymous (ID: RSemUjRY)E 06/20/21(Sun)18:44:10 No.326775021 ► File: 1573428323477.jpg (64 KB, 660x533) O Anonymous (D VO) O62021Suni175027 No 326TT0015 My tather was a neal nice guy, taught me to be nice always. This placed me fiemly in the sights of every bully at school as I was alwys the largest in my year. The day I finaly hit back was the day he said he was ashamed of me This broke our nelationship for me and I took a diferent peth, joined the army and excelled We spoke oft again around B yeers ago, he ded 5 years ago. He stil acted like l owed him an apology He was great at alot of things but fundamentally broken in others. I never got angry with him regarding any of this and I miss him greatly. He was a real nice guy >>326742908 (OP) My dad is an 1,382 year old Welsh Plateback who is currently retired. He threw me off a cliff when it was time for me to learn to fly. Needless to say, I hate him for that. But I get back at him by rearranging his hoard and f------ up his OCD. Anonymous (ID CD062021(Sunj1750 27 No 326770018 r2 My dad changed O Anonymous (ID ELAS= 08/2021(Sun)19.29.43 No.326779924 Fle: 1623483998180.jpg (152 KB, 454x638) At one time he was a man with a copy of Mein Kampf on the top shelf of his closet behind a stack of folded sweaters. Before he died 6 months ago he'd sit in tront of the TV talking s--- to Trump anytme he was on the soreen because the news told him to. >>326742908 (OP) I love my father. Even though he worked a lot and rarely was home he tried his best to spend time with me. His vigor and motivation towards work and studying was and is an He changed and not for the better. That said, he was the finest man ever know. He never once tumed his back on my brother even ater the insanty he put my family through growing up. He never missed a single sporting event any of car he sat and built with me for a week He taught me how to drive a manual in his 87 ROK-7 uhen I was 12 ina Kmart parking lot n for me * O Anonymous (ID: COZIKvo) 06/20/21(Sun)19:01:05 No.326776794 File: Franz+Mitterhauser+25th+G.Ljpg (84 KB, 594x396) He taught me everyhing I know and how to do everything I s love as a man. I miss him, boys If you stil have your old man in your life, and he's worth a damn, treasure every moment you have with him be when he's gone, youl never feel complete again When the man who buit the foundation for your oun manhood is gone you're never quite a solid as you were when he was a phone call away >>326742908 (OP) We had a beautiful relationship when I was younger. We talked so much and understood each other flawlessly. Ever since he's been working from home though it feels like I have gotten to know sides of him, that I would have preferred not to know. In early 2021 we got into our first major fight and ever since then our relationship has become painfully cold. I love my dad so much, but ever since then I can't help but resent him for minor things he does and little nuances in his behavior Anonymous (ID C E 062021Sunyt8 00.05 No 326771085 AL2 O Anonymous (ID: Ctw) 06/20/21(Sun)19.30:13 No 326779975 Ikind of had this phase with my dad, couple of years ago. Typical, Iwant to study Xat Y but for him its gotta be Zat home. Long story short this oreated animosities. And here's where the similarity with your case enters: he was also triendy, dorky, et. Nomal traits of a (some ) taheris) that suddenly become Huohes flaws to your eves. Worst of al as vou said, vou fear their inevtable refiection on yourselt You start seeing them on you Dad, 60. Had a rough upbringing in WA, drunk & abusive father plus a catholic Mom that wouldn't divorce. Found Jesus at the lighthouse ranch, Cali in the early 70s. Tells us that God told him to go down south to find what he was looking for. Met Mom in Allanta & married her 3 months later. Stil married to Mom (43. yrs) they have 5 kids, we're all pretty decent adults. His drug of choice has always been sugar and he will always struggle with it This moming he and Mom went to visit thoir bestfriend on his deathbed. The friend passed while Dad hold his hand. Today was a rough day for Dad. (the way he talks etc) I wish I could be more open to him and have him in my life as more of a friend again, instead of just strictly a father, bringing home money for me and my mom. Ieconciled with him, and him with me. And from then on, all these bad things just slowly sank back down into the deep. Do that, and, apart trom. Geting a father back, you be geting yourselt I guess there was no way around us having differences in the end. He is a true narcissist. He is lazy, does not take responsibility and is very authoritarian. He says the most baffling things like they're facts, it makes you want to disagree with him regardless of topic. He is undeniably a strong man and was always an unbelievable father figure to me though. I wish this covid s--- never started and I had kept a comfortable distance from my dad indefinitely. Anonymous (D:CD 00202urta 22 6 No 326772505 T Z2 Father, I dedicate these words to you on an anonymous website because I wouldnt know how to say i to your face. You are 1500km away, and its not even father's day this country. I just want to let you know dad, that I love you. That I am scared I moved out before we got on good terms You were right on so many things, just not on one. But Es my turn to apologize to you for being a s----- son who took the worst tums at every opportunity. These last 4 years have been hell for us both dad, and the family. Ive seen you cry for the first tme in my life You accomplished more than I ever will You have the kindest heart And things looka LOT better now Hopefully this 2021 holds the key to our forgotten beautiful relatiorshp tl;dr. The chinese ruined my relationship with my dad O Anonymoun o N0unSNo S D Anonymous o 02021unon2125 N oe Fe Mtumeo S KB, 00oo Hhe gretet personiy He greweeta dung he Vietrem W andsaemanss ootw prty s ty amng momincleandemgedAmeraens ound ee or tour yars O Anonymous (ID: GKwe 06/20/21(Sun)18 56.02 No.326776256 223267S06A8 File: 1554360180508.jpg (2.18 MB, 1920x1920) He can bertyspea Engih but he known enough caofet d g commuicate wun hough bece hardy knowany Vetame wch sometngdeply g hardong andnd but ly bt sometmes and has alemper sesanoushen he goes of on someone Inever starved always hadaroof over my heat cothes on my ba and he taught >>320742908. (OP) Over he'sanoe her hespoled e When he des Idotowever oe om Prety good p I lost my Dad in 2000 because of cancer. I still wish I could ask him for advice or just hang with him like we used to. You know what else is f----- up anons. I lost my kid in "13 to cancer as well. Father's Day just really sucks for me. Life sucks. But I still continue for some reason. Anonymous (D a02 2232 No 36 Anonymoun D 020gun0030 N inever had a relationshg with my dad ormom inever ak to them hey never try to takto me ts probatly been ke S years since ilast taked to them bad set doeurt hother me deu grome sayin Hardwnge col o he vesyon and d heamen bone tody Jt g o he phone wit D Anonymoue o 062021Sun2 54 N 2 Fe C e 7 K, 47a) Anenymous 0 O 02NSun00 40 No 3 14 Best man around my best end, roe modelto he pont hati copy most mannerisms and his tone of voce. Looks ke my cabon oopy trom the eyebrows down O Anonymous ID: CIERO 06/2021(Sun)18.57:26 No.326776403 AS Agood man Sef empkyed H rong cholic he kows I dont beleven Godand I el bad lcant do tht or hm Workedeslyte provide r our lamly My brother has modertem hveadhd ht a let wone hen wakdand dpresson tormost of y ie Henow how to dwh Ebuews patent and ads best Loey dad Ony Bea be hecame d ned ath tn ta vear and supported the ibera had onty one child when I aked hm about why. he sad he knew ter were but hoped they would become beter So respectable Constanty shouts at my mother and has her under ful control, yet s loes her Shtis based >>326742908.(OP) My dad is very unusual. Raised in a very tight Christian home. Went to Vietnam, came home doing lots of LSD and other drugs. Went to uni and got a philosophy degree. Became an art collector. Studied religion and believed he could become a God when dead. Is dead. Came back to his mom once. Makes we want to gve my very last breath for the patriachy he stands for I pty the anons wit weak tahers, no tathers You do not know what you are missing in his unverse. Iey moter on the tesis ony that she makes my taher feel good, end when she makes hn teel good. Women drool Deds ne Anonymous D w 020210sunn22N me O Anonymous (ID: CEEEN) E 06/20/21(Sun)18.58 26 No.326776516 2326776747 77689I File: 879.ong (149 KB, 713x000) Fathers Day should be banned and be replaced with volunteers day Anonymous 0 -02021Suni92324 No 32srron2 Fathers are not something to be celebrated. We should support others and social care workers and nurses for taking care of children. Fathers just run away from problems. My tather was outwardy successt awyer, started afew restaurants but inside was amansive cowrd and very mentally but was very very very good at hiding Ater hs mom and hs we my od step mom ded pretty dose to each other he wn never realy the same and started cuting people out of hs e becaune he couldnt deal with sht. Then he started making up wild les bout everybody I wan the only one who st aked to himtthe end e ded of P he wn so e dour by the hews he esedego he hopt ar ee a dockor AN the end of R I told hm that he needed to do something for himsef and that i was womed abot hs The cops found him dead on the foor twe dys later aher i called hem to do a welness check He had destroyed his will and everyting Iwas hs only kid and the sole her so e been handing his estate over the lst ew months About to sel his houne for about 30O my fst lahers dry without him. m not madat hem though Junt realied he was a gigartic haud

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: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)08:33:46 No.857327166 >be me >at pizza place, picking up order >two medium pizzas, cheaper than buying a large+you more pizza, good deal tbh >qt cashier, like a 7/10 but exactly my type 34 KB JPG >cashing out >she asks something along the lines of "pizza night with the girlfriend, or?" i dont remember her exact wording >dont want to tell her its for me and my mom >dont want to pretend i have a gf because then i lose my shot with her >"no, its all for me" >she gives me this confused, raised eyebrow look >"lots of food for a little guy like you, haha" what did she mean by this?
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)08:33:46 No.857327166 >be me >at pizza place, picking up order >two medium pizzas, cheaper than buying a large+you more pizza, good deal tbh >qt cashier, like a 7/10 but exactly my type 34 KB JPG >cashing out >she asks something along the lines of "pizza night with the girlfriend, or?" i dont remember her exact wording >dont want to tell her its for me and my mom >dont want to pretend i have a gf because then i lose my shot with her >"no, its all for me" >she gives me this confused, raised eyebrow look >"lots of food for a little guy like you, haha" what did she mean by this?

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: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)07:00:09 No.64241030 >make dumb retarded post on 4chan >get criticism for dumb retarded post >bitch out and pretend to be a seperate anon responding and criticizing your own post for the sake of your own diginity in order to distance 382 KB JPG yourself from your own retardation please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this.
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)07:00:09 No.64241030 >make dumb retarded post on 4chan >get criticism for dumb retarded post >bitch out and pretend to be a seperate anon responding and criticizing your own post for the sake of your own diginity in order to distance 382 KB JPG yourself from your own retardation please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this.

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: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)18:38:23 No.105952831 FREEFRE unnamed.jpg 93 KB JPG >roided >freefire hoodie >no headlights >riding in the favela >t----- in the backseat Such is the life of the brazilian, am I'm supposed to be envious of the "first-world"? Because I'm not. >>105952861 # >>105952864 # >>105952880 # >>105952920 #
: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)18:38:23 No.105952831 FREEFRE unnamed.jpg 93 KB JPG >roided >freefire hoodie >no headlights >riding in the favela >t----- in the backseat Such is the life of the brazilian, am I'm supposed to be envious of the "first-world"? Because I'm not. >>105952861 # >>105952864 # >>105952880 # >>105952920 #

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walter likes fire trucks, and monster truck | /r/Greentext

File: firemoster.jpg (21 KB, 680x399) U Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)23:01:22 No.857303100 Walter Clements 2 weeks ago i like fire trucks and moster trucks Reply- 1 >be walter >like moster truck and fire truck >idea >go on youtube >begin typing >look at your creation >"i like fire trucks and moster trucks" Walter Clements 2 weeks ago walter Reply - >"walter" >post
File: firemoster.jpg (21 KB, 680x399) U Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)23:01:22 No.857303100 Walter Clements 2 weeks ago i like fire trucks and moster trucks Reply- 1 >be walter >like moster truck and fire truck >idea >go on youtube >begin typing >look at your creation >"i like fire trucks and moster trucks" Walter Clements 2 weeks ago walter Reply - >"walter" >post

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Anon got a better life | /r/Greentext

>spent 5 years working in s----- fast food job >All the horror stories as usual for a place like that >Did closing shifts and carried about 70% of them >No f------ appreciation from the management >Turned me into a depressed drunk >fast forward to a few months ago >find myself a new IT job >lts an apprenticeship so pays low >But I'm actually happy now. I feel like l'm learning and making life progress >Our department manager andI had a weekly meeting the other day >She mentions she has to keep a list of strengths and weaknesses for all the staff >Says I'm the only one she has no weaknesses for >Feeling better now being in a job where I'm appreciated should've done this f------ years ago! Any of you who's stuck in a s----- job, take the pay cut for a better one while you can. You can always work your way up!
>spent 5 years working in s----- fast food job >All the horror stories as usual for a place like that >Did closing shifts and carried about 70% of them >No f------ appreciation from the management >Turned me into a depressed drunk >fast forward to a few months ago >find myself a new IT job >lts an apprenticeship so pays low >But I'm actually happy now. I feel like l'm learning and making life progress >Our department manager andI had a weekly meeting the other day >She mentions she has to keep a list of strengths and weaknesses for all the staff >Says I'm the only one she has no weaknesses for >Feeling better now being in a job where I'm appreciated should've done this f------ years ago! Any of you who's stuck in a s----- job, take the pay cut for a better one while you can. You can always work your way up!

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

File: Realization.jpg (15 KB, 381x235) O Anonymous 09/30/15(Wed)23:53:33 No.7562667 >>7562679 >>7562693 >>7562704 >>7562715 "realization Oh god oh god, I F----- UP /sci/. I really f----- up this time. >Usually return scripts in alphabetized, more or less evenly split piles so students can get them easier. >Students start lining up. >Hear mutterings about the piles not being organized. >Students start moving to other piles. >Asians are all finding their tests in one pile. >Blacks all finding their tests in their pile. >Whites in their pile. >Realize I still have the piles categorized according to student race. >Forgot to reorganize them in race blind alphabetized piles. >People noticed and looked extremely angry. >With what campus culture is someone is bound to make a huge out of this. What the f--- do I do /sci/? Organizing according to race is just something I always do before I start marking. It makes it easier to spot cheaters because friends always copy.
File: Realization.jpg (15 KB, 381x235) O Anonymous 09/30/15(Wed)23:53:33 No.7562667 >>7562679 >>7562693 >>7562704 >>7562715 "realization Oh god oh god, I F----- UP /sci/. I really f----- up this time. >Usually return scripts in alphabetized, more or less evenly split piles so students can get them easier. >Students start lining up. >Hear mutterings about the piles not being organized. >Students start moving to other piles. >Asians are all finding their tests in one pile. >Blacks all finding their tests in their pile. >Whites in their pile. >Realize I still have the piles categorized according to student race. >Forgot to reorganize them in race blind alphabetized piles. >People noticed and looked extremely angry. >With what campus culture is someone is bound to make a huge out of this. What the f--- do I do /sci/? Organizing according to race is just something I always do before I start marking. It makes it easier to spot cheaters because friends always copy.

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Anon gets blackout drunk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)13:30:59 No.20125044 Not a girl but my r--- story >be me 18 >Going out to party with trens >We allways go to the same bar >Free drinks and all >Get in a drinkin contest >Ended up Black out drinks outside the bar >Wake up to a Guy sucking my D--- >Get scared and ran to the nearst gas station >Call an Uber to Go home >Never think about It again >FWD 4 moths later >My best friend's GF is friends with the f------ Guy >Still scared to randomly bump into that fude F--- my life man
: Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)13:30:59 No.20125044 Not a girl but my r--- story >be me 18 >Going out to party with trens >We allways go to the same bar >Free drinks and all >Get in a drinkin contest >Ended up Black out drinks outside the bar >Wake up to a Guy sucking my D--- >Get scared and ran to the nearst gas station >Call an Uber to Go home >Never think about It again >FWD 4 moths later >My best friend's GF is friends with the f------ Guy >Still scared to randomly bump into that fude F--- my life man

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Anon defeats the shadowman | /r/Greentext

>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when 5 KB JPG suddenly I feel like l'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >l tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god
>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when 5 KB JPG suddenly I feel like l'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >l tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god

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Scott Steiner explains futanari. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)05:47:31 No.25727890 >>25727841 # Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight p---. You see straight p--- has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch a futa f--- a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could try to make it 0% gay with two girls, but the problem is that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay. >>25727924 # >>25728322 # >>25729994 # >>25731185 # >25731377 # ST YOUGHEST COMBOY SPIKE
: Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)05:47:31 No.25727890 >>25727841 # Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight p---. You see straight p--- has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch a futa f--- a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could try to make it 0% gay with two girls, but the problem is that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay. >>25727924 # >>25728322 # >>25729994 # >>25731185 # >25731377 # ST YOUGHEST COMBOY SPIKE

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Anon understands society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)14:07:11 No.64244130 >Go to party/large social situation >Girls literally just sit there and feel no pressure to do anything while the guys engage in constant psychological warfare and competition to be the most fun I hate this 619 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)14:07:11 No.64244130 >Go to party/large social situation >Girls literally just sit there and feel no pressure to do anything while the guys engage in constant psychological warfare and competition to be the most fun I hate this 619 KB JPG

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