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A few years ago we had a major | 1 wake up one morning and I'm starving... ant problem at my house during the springtime and these suckers were everywhere I turned! I grabbed some cornflakes and sat down at the table while my Dad reads the paper.. . "um, Derpina?" CORN FLAKES "There's ants i those cornflakes," CORN FLAKES "April fools!" CORN FLAKES

A few years ago we had a major | 1 wake up one morning and I'm starving... ant problem at my house during the springtime and these suckers were everywhere I turned! I grabbed some cornflakes and sat down at the table while my Dad reads the paper.. . "um, Derpina?" CORN FLAKES "There's ants i those cornflakes," CORN FLAKES "April fools!" CORN FLAKES

*in le bathroom, getting naked* 0 *le boxer shorts* le flick*

*in le bathroom, getting naked* 0 *le boxer shorts* le flick*

me sitting on the pc after a hard day when suddenly, i have to fart very veryyy loud fart click click click *guest then I realized that I had visitors *mom *dad MOTHER OF GOD

me sitting on the pc after a hard day when suddenly, i have to fart very veryyy loud fart click click click *guest then I realized that I had visitors *mom *dad MOTHER OF GOD

this is my co-worker. he is a huge gun nut and mma fan. in his words a real man! he makes fun of me by saying i dont have a man card. im still friends with him and we hang out all the time hey derp wanna hang out and maybe get something to eat? i was thinking derptry barrel sweet they have a true grit+rooster cogburn Double pack! Six HOURS LATER thats a DVD double pack let me see that. hmm this guy doesn't look so tough! OH MY GOD CANDLES! THIS IS THE SCENT I WAS LOOKING FOR! THEY ARE ON SALE he grabs it from my hand LOL what are you laughing at? what happened? hand over that man card bro! Extra flannel okay

this is my co-worker. he is a huge gun nut and mma fan. in his words a real man! he makes fun of me by saying i dont have a man card. im still friends with him and we hang out all the time hey derp wanna hang out and maybe get something to eat? i was thinking derptry barrel sweet they have a true grit+rooster cogburn Double pack! Six HOURS LATER thats a DVD double pack let me see that. hmm this guy doesn't look so tough! OH MY GOD CANDLES! THIS IS THE SCENT I WAS LOOKING FOR! THEY ARE ON SALE he grabs it from my hand LOL what are you laughing at? what happened? hand over that man card bro! Extra flannel okay

When all of a sudden my wheels stop! Le me biking to work on amazingly drawn bike le moon And I fly over my handlebars Right as I hit the ground I land on my shoulder my feet! and roll onto Tnekes Latep was a at momen knew I had the force Me Force Usa F--- YEA.

When all of a sudden my wheels stop! Le me biking to work on amazingly drawn bike le moon And I fly over my handlebars Right as I hit the ground I land on my shoulder my feet! and roll onto Tnekes Latep was a at momen knew I had the force Me Force Usa F--- YEA.

post-sexytime cuddling with the girlfriend Suddenly she asks me: Can I wear your beard hat next time we have sex? What? No Admit it. You want to be f----- by a burly, bearded man. With a big black dildo. Absolutely not. Ass to Mouth

post-sexytime cuddling with the girlfriend Suddenly she asks me: Can I wear your beard hat next time we have sex? What? No Admit it. You want to be f----- by a burly, bearded man. With a big black dildo. Absolutely not. Ass to Mouth

*Open Chrome* *Log on Facebook* *0 Notifications, close Facebook and Chrome* .Open Chrome and Facebook* I'm f------ stupid.

*Open Chrome* *Log on Facebook* *0 Notifications, close Facebook and Chrome* .Open Chrome and Facebook* I'm f------ stupid.

Me, taking aim for the bin with a ball of paper paper ball *bin *le bounce I 'm not going to recycle Vou now TO THE SHREDDER

Me, taking aim for the bin with a ball of paper paper ball *bin *le bounce I 'm not going to recycle Vou now TO THE SHREDDER

Dream Me Semiconscious Me Hey Babe. Hey! That's that sexy minx of a OMG! You 're so hot! hostess I saw the other day. I'm gonna bang her, right? Nice. I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy. . . You wanna go have some fun? Yea. Yea, you do. That's right Anything with you! Wait, what's that over there? I don't know. . .maybe her even hotter twin?? You evil genius. It looks like. . . .yea, definitely. Rats. YEA. . . .ARE YOU SURE??? Rats?? Are you sure? Yes. We have to defeat the Rat King. . . it's our duty. Fine. Defeat the Rat King but then, victory bang They're everywhere!、" What the f---!! We re practically This.. .this is their sweat not sexy. I don't SW nd fecal matter We have even think I want o remain strong! to bang anymore. You guys probably have the plague or something by now SON OF A BITCH!! We defeated the Rat King, but Derpina was lost in the process Such a shame. So young. So beautiful. So willing Dream Me, you are such an a------. Ihave terrible dreams

Dream Me Semiconscious Me Hey Babe. Hey! That's that sexy minx of a OMG! You 're so hot! hostess I saw the other day. I'm gonna bang her, right? Nice. I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy. . . You wanna go have some fun? Yea. Yea, you do. That's right Anything with you! Wait, what's that over there? I don't know. . .maybe her even hotter twin?? You evil genius. It looks like. . . .yea, definitely. Rats. YEA. . . .ARE YOU SURE??? Rats?? Are you sure? Yes. We have to defeat the Rat King. . . it's our duty. Fine. Defeat the Rat King but then, victory bang They're everywhere!、" What the f---!! We re practically This.. .this is their sweat not sexy. I don't SW nd fecal matter We have even think I want o remain strong! to bang anymore. You guys probably have the plague or something by now SON OF A BITCH!! We defeated the Rat King, but Derpina was lost in the process Such a shame. So young. So beautiful. So willing Dream Me, you are such an a------. Ihave terrible dreams

Me satisfied after makinga comic. Gettin a few upvotes. .. F--- YEA Comments start t flood WHY DO I KEEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF?? ln.

Me satisfied after makinga comic. Gettin a few upvotes. .. F--- YEA Comments start t flood WHY DO I KEEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF?? ln.

*me, working front desk at a Disney Resort like Mickey's When an angry guest appears "I demand to see the manager, you incompetent f---!" *anyone who works front desk knows what's next *side view So I head into the back office. . "Not a problem mam. I'11 go grab her right away." "Time to make some hot-coco" *hot water dispenser "I'm sorry mam, my manager is currently busy. But she will get to you soon." YEARS

*me, working front desk at a Disney Resort like Mickey's When an angry guest appears "I demand to see the manager, you incompetent f---!" *anyone who works front desk knows what's next *side view So I head into the back office. . "Not a problem mam. I'11 go grab her right away." "Time to make some hot-coco" *hot water dispenser "I'm sorry mam, my manager is currently busy. But she will get to you soon." YEARS

Me driving around minding When a cop car pulls out of a lot my own business. and comes inches from hitting my car.. I get out my iphone that has a police app that flashes and has a siren like a police car. You alright? Sir do you know why I pulled you Yep! ver? Play! You know I'm still going to have to give you a ticket for not wearing your seatbelt right? Okay

Me driving around minding When a cop car pulls out of a lot my own business. and comes inches from hitting my car.. I get out my iphone that has a police app that flashes and has a siren like a police car. You alright? Sir do you know why I pulled you Yep! ver? Play! You know I'm still going to have to give you a ticket for not wearing your seatbelt right? Okay

*hen suddenly they begin to walk slower, taking up the entire hallway so no one can pass #1e me walking to class, caught behind a group of people talking *the crowd people in front of me tthey continue to walk and talk, with no consideration for others 41 *When suddenly a wild stairwell appears -3う *And that's why I tripped them officer

*hen suddenly they begin to walk slower, taking up the entire hallway so no one can pass #1e me walking to class, caught behind a group of people talking *the crowd people in front of me tthey continue to walk and talk, with no consideration for others 41 *When suddenly a wild stairwell appears -3う *And that's why I tripped them officer

shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots THE NEXT DAY everybody OH GOD THE WORST HANGOVER YOU'VE EVER HAD * *VOMITS** the tears from my puking quell my dry eyes * *VOMITS** I need water. Painkillers. Head pounding. GO AWAY SUN. I cannot move. I can not be awake. Yet I cannot sleep. I am dying a horrible death. God, If I survive this to drink again. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER S, am never going 36 HOURS LATER. . . cool cya there! Party 2nite I've learned nothing

shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots THE NEXT DAY everybody OH GOD THE WORST HANGOVER YOU'VE EVER HAD * *VOMITS** the tears from my puking quell my dry eyes * *VOMITS** I need water. Painkillers. Head pounding. GO AWAY SUN. I cannot move. I can not be awake. Yet I cannot sleep. I am dying a horrible death. God, If I survive this to drink again. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER S, am never going 36 HOURS LATER. . . cool cya there! Party 2nite I've learned nothing

i then get a great idea when i see the fan on my teachers desk le me super bored in class you all shall suffer!! *le fart

i then get a great idea when i see the fan on my teachers desk le me super bored in class you all shall suffer!! *le fart

"The course of true love never did run smooth" Omg derp you're so romantic blah blah blah Le me I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING

"The course of true love never did run smooth" Omg derp you're so romantic blah blah blah Le me I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING

MOTHER OF GOD.. CHALLENGEACCEPTED NO Okay IT ME GUSTA MMME GUSTA.

MOTHER OF GOD.. CHALLENGEACCEPTED NO Okay IT ME GUSTA MMME GUSTA.

*One day at school with a bag of potato chips Hey derp Can I have some? Sure! hello, Can I have some? Of course! MINUTES LATER Please! Just one, C'mon! Give me one? Dont be greedy! C'mon dude I iust want one! I just want one!

*One day at school with a bag of potato chips Hey derp Can I have some? Sure! hello, Can I have some? Of course! MINUTES LATER Please! Just one, C'mon! Give me one? Dont be greedy! C'mon dude I iust want one! I just want one!

Me being the big spoon after sexy times. 1 卜

Me being the big spoon after sexy times. 1 卜