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Back in the 70's I couldn't get a student loan because I didn't meet the criteria for affirmative action (too pale). I was going to be a doctor (and have the mind for it - IQ over 160 & remember everything I've read). So I ended up going into poverty instead for about a dozen years. And society ended up losing what my own doctors say would have made a good doctor. 3d Like Reply 7509

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THE ATF C 2mo ago (edited) I Open Carry EVERY SINGLE DAY. The best situation I ever had was when an elderly woman approached me in the grocery store and said "I want to thank you for open carrying in here today. I feel so much safer." So I abandoned my cart and took over hers and said "Let me escort you in your shopping today." Walking and talking with her in the grocery store made my day. I have actually met you while Open Carrying in Fort Worth. Thigh rig, full retention holster. 97

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Today at 4:33 PM yeah last time i was at the doctors office the doctor was like "holy you're so tall and shredded" and i was like yeah i get that a lot and he was like "no seriously you're a genetic freak dude sick gains im a doctor" and i was like yeah cool man thanks

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Posts Photos Bless these sweet guys at H.E.B. Guess there is hope... Cashier: Ma'am may I see your ID please? Me: Sure! Life events Smart kid. : Cashier: uh, Holy I'm so sorry to cuss in front of you ma'am. But that's NOT the year or age i was thinking i would see. I thought you were about 25. No disrespect. Shows the Guy Bagging: What?!! No way!! Me: y'all are sweet. But yes, it's true. Cashier: well, keep doin what you're doin. Or thank your family for good genes. (Best Spring Break Ever ●●● €

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+3+ 52m In high school I was the most popular kid there and i was a huge stoner. Anyways I was in the back of class and I smoked probably class to an ounce and was blowing it out the window until the teacher noticed smoking smelling and he came to me right as I was hitting my joint and i held it in and he kept an eye on me the rest of class. I held my breath for 9 minutes straight and the second he looking away I blew it out the window. The cute girl sitting next to was so impressed she asked to smoke with me so I took her home and we smoked and then had sex. I pounded her for like 3 hours and she came atleast 20 times. Man high schoo was awesome for me. 40+ 0↓

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@ I had a guy try mugging me this morning with a tiny pocket knife. So I Just reached behind my trench coat and unsheathed my sword. And he Immediately pocketed his knife and said he made a mistake targeting me Imao. These people. 3 go

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Dr. 15 February 2020 MD Real conversation today. Obstetrician: This baby looks really amazing. How old are you again Dr. P Me: Almost 42. Me: Obstetrician: This is truly amazing. What in the world are you taking? Me: My inventions. Boston C, Lightning in a Bottle, Megadose Vitamin C, Pixie Dust Magnesium and Doctor's Shake. Obstetrician: Do you mind if I start prescribing those to my patients? ... General Freq 6.0M Depth 7.0cm Sector 100% Gain 50% FrRate High FPS 40Hz Dyn 80dB Persist 3 Map 4 Chroma 0 Power 0 MI<0.68 Clarity Med

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i I was stopped 5 times today being told to go back to class.. a kid also mistaken me for a peer guess I'm aging well that I can still be mistaken for a middle and high schooler Pout wh B diloar ав slas tam

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am I wrong for punching somebody Alright I know the title looks bad but hear me out I am 26 years old and I have a 6 year old son and I take my son everywhere except my work I went to a park and I was on my phone and my son came over to me crying saying that's so mean lady was trying to take his robot toy I went up to her she says is this the little brat who will not give my son his toy back I say that is my son's toy and she can't just take it she was like ugh give my son your toy my son says no and she slaps my son saying listen give my son your toy you little bitch and then she slaps me and get super p----- then she takes my son's toy then she spit at my son I couldn't control myself after that so I punch her she says how dare you and I pointed at my camera on my chest she turned as white as a ghost then she took her kid and ran after she tripped over a rock and I took my son to get ice cream so am I wrong for punching somebody

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Me, talking about how in Breath Of The Wild there is no set path and you can do whatever you want and it's intimidating to me. Levi: Yeah, well you play that type of game everyday. It's called life. Thank you 8 year old

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2.9 Yesterday my daughters bully called her an "ugly w----" & poured milk in my daughters chair before she sat down... So this morning I bride printed off the pictures I had saved of this little girls (happily married mama) in Amos another state...eating face with another man. I put them in a sealed envelope, addressed it to the girls father, & told my daughter to slip it in the the little s---- take home folder during recess.

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When I was 11 I found out my brother was lactose intolerant so when he was sleeping I put a humidifier filled with milk in his room and watched him s--- himself while he was sleeping IVで C AUD C rugt 105 3K 36) 324 0 198

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BE NOMATRIX Dave Lewis @gattaca My daughter went to a laser quest birthday party yesterday. She set her username to "a girl”. I asked why she didn't pick 'bloodstone' or 'skull-crusher” and she said, "So every time I zapped a boy they'd know it was a girl that took them out." Proud Dad.

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An experiment was conducted to see if greyhounds could compete with the speed of a cheetah. When the cages opened, folks were shocked that the cheetah didn't move. They asked the race coordinator what had happened and why the cheetah didn't move. His response: "Sometimes trying to prove that you're the best is an insult to your self-worth. There is no need to lower yourself to other people's level to make them understand your skills, qualities and contributions. It is better to save your energy for more worthy endeavours. A cheetah uses its speed to hunt, not to prove to dogs that it is faster and stronger. Don't waste your time and energy proving your value to folks who simply don't possess the skill set to appreciate your value and worth. Move on." LAME

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It was day one of law school. Nervous chatter halted as our infamous professor swung open the doors and entered class for the first time. He was 20 minutes late, but he didn't care. He walked to the podium slowly. He placed down his books carefully. He found the page calmly. And then he looked up for a victim. "What is this case about?" he asked. 90 hands shot up. We had spent hours preparing for this question, reading the assigned text closer than we had ever read anything in our lives before. "You," he said, pointing to a student. "What is this case about?" The student replied. "Wrong!" he howled. He pointed to another student. "Do you know? What is this case about?" The second student replied. "Wrong!" he yelled. "Did anyone read?" Hands waved. Eyes grasped for attention. A third student replied. "Still wrong!" the professor exclaimed. "You didn't read. For next class, do the reading." He closed the page. He gathered his things. He left the podium. And 3 minutes after he first swung open the doors, our professor walked out.

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Just been told I look like an Amex person. The fallafel guy at the street market told me "no amex" when I wasn't even trying to pay with Amex. "Sorry Sir, you look like Amex person"

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I was picking up my Chipotle order when one of the employees complimented my Pro-Woman Pro-Life shirt. He told me that when he was homeless he used to look for food in the trash, and one day he searched through the dumpster at Planned Parenthood. He was nearly in tears as he said that it was 55% fetal corpses. Some of them were even screaming in agony as they clung to life. He broke down, and as the manager hugged him, I gave him some of my Avon business cards and told him to let his homeless pals know they always had a job with me. Everyone in line nodded and cheered (save for a homely young "couple" in the back) and the manager told me my meal was on the house. Like Reply Share 1w Like Reply Share 1w would rather eat dumpster fetus than chipotle lol 11 38

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TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!! I went to a RESTAURANT and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call saying, "YES GIRLFRIEND, YOUR MAN IS HERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. JUST COME AND SEE" Eight men got up and left...

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