Tired / Wired

Tired / Wired

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Tired / Wired is a phrasal template used to express the fading cultural significance of one subject in regards to a newer one (similar to Shot, Chaser).

Origin

The earliest use of using the words "Tired" and "Wired" as a type of social barometer comes from the first issue of Wired[1] magazine, published on April 1st, 1993. The magazine launched the feature, which became a staple of the publication, with a list of things that were now considered culturally passé, or tired, and those that they considered fresh, or wired (shown below).


Tired/Wired Tired Cindy Crawford REM Clinton Car Phones Manhattan Energizer bunny campaign Chaos Theory Nintendo Baudrillard Japan NPR California real estate Performance John Hughes Virtual anything Southwestern Wired Jane March The Jayhawks Gore Videophones The WELL Sega campaign Complexity Theory 3DO McLuharn ndonesia BBC Intellectual property Painting Francis Coppola Virtual anything Ethiopian

Spread

In 2002, Wired magazine added a third column to the list, "Expired."[3]

On January 6th, 2006, blogger[4] Bryan Jones posted one of the earliest uses of the phrase as a meme to describe the grade school process, posting a chart of Wired, Tired, and Expired (shown below). In the post, he writes, "I am gratuitously borrowing this meme from Wired magazine but it seemed sooo appropriate."


wireda assistant professor tired post-doc expired graduate student

The phrase has since become a phrasal template on Twitter. On March 14th, 2007, Twitter[2] user @hildjj tweeted, "Tired: interoperability testing. Wired: interoperability Simplicity is a feature. The post (shown below) is the earliest known iteration of the template.


Tired: interoperability testing Wired: interoperability Simplicity is a feature.

On December 29th, 2015, Twitter[5] user @caseyjohnston tweeted, "tired: new years eve party wired: new years day party where everyone cuddles in their pajamas and eats. The post (shown below, left) received more than 40 likes in two years.

Two years later, on December 3rd, 2017, Twitter[6] user @thatcoleslaw tweeted, "tired: good character design is when u can reduce a character to silhouettes and still have them be recognisable wired: good character design is when theyre still recognisable when reimagined as animal crossing characters." The post (shown below, center) received more than 3,000 retweets and 7,000 likes in one week.

Six days later, Twitter[7] user @taizou_hori tweeted "tired: fuck buddies wired:" above a picture of the logo for "Nutting Associates." The post (shown below, right) received more than 4,500 retweets and 13,000 likes in three days, making it among the most popular posts using the format on Twitter.


tired: new years eve party wired: new years day party where everyone cuddles in their pajamas and eats tired: good character design is when u can reduce a character to silhouettes and still have them be recognisable wired: good character design is when theyre still recognisable when reimagined as animal crossing characters tired: f--- buddies wired: NEINUTTING ASSOCIATESs 00 LOCUE AVENUL MOUNTAIN VI CALIFORNIA 94040 415561 9373

Various Examples


Tired: Communists aren't intelligent Wired: Communists aren't equal Hired: Communists aren't human Tired: Thinking about the amazing crossovers that could happen after Disney acquires yet another major media corporation Wired: Thinking about the amazing crossovers that could happen if media went public domain after 28 years as originally intended. Tired: fursuiters suggestively patting the bed. Wired: fursuiters suggestively purring in bed. #FursuitFriday 0:03 14.1K views
Tired: Being a boy Wired: Being a girl Inspired: Being a shapeless eldritch being, incapable of being classified by a meager concept like gender Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Wired: War in the Pocket is a Christmas movie GIF Tired: cody and jessica Wired: Ca

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