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The Virgin Internet shopping Compares sixteen different websites for the cheapest price plus shipping Uses discount codes and coupons, frustrated that several of which can't be combined Pays with credit card, bill two months overdue Looks out for free delivery deals Buys lots of useless "gadgets", "collectibles" general geek culture s--- and toys for adults ks Buys only one, maybe two if discounts are offered Skinnyfat body too fat for small sizes, too skinny for big sizes The Chad Cyberspace Acquisition Always buys items at full retail price+ tax Acquires the first item visible, prices wil be automatically adjusted by seller Takes credit licenses from banks at a phonecall, always granted without question due to his amazing liquidity Orders delivery by helicopter directly to pool party with hot chicks Acquisitions entire shipping containers full of product to sustain supplier's operations Heraclean physique fits any sized clothing to create different aesthetic styles Acquires only necessities needed for the continuation of the human species
The Virgin Internet shopping Compares sixteen different websites for the cheapest price plus shipping Uses discount codes and coupons, frustrated that several of which can't be combined Pays with credit card, bill two months overdue Looks out for free delivery deals Buys lots of useless "gadgets", "collectibles" general geek culture s--- and toys for adults ks Buys only one, maybe two if discounts are offered Skinnyfat body too fat for small sizes, too skinny for big sizes The Chad Cyberspace Acquisition Always buys items at full retail price+ tax Acquires the first item visible, prices wil be automatically adjusted by seller Takes credit licenses from banks at a phonecall, always granted without question due to his amazing liquidity Orders delivery by helicopter directly to pool party with hot chicks Acquisitions entire shipping containers full of product to sustain supplier's operations Heraclean physique fits any sized clothing to create different aesthetic styles Acquires only necessities needed for the continuation of the human species

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Chad d'etat

"The Virgin Vote" Heavily influenced by media Has clear political views, but still hesitates before casting his vote Believes his vote makes a difference to the result The most powerful he has ever felt Too scared to join a protest Thinks he has independent views, but they all come from party-political propaganda Thinks he lives in a democracy When approached by campaigners, pretends out of cowardice that he agrees with them VOTE Anonymously debates politics on the internet Actually registered to vote "The Chad Insurrection" Has never seen a ballot box in his life Simply seizes power for himself, singlehandedly Has no time for fake democracy Has huge popular support All the world's elites cower at the very mention of his name Does this every time the government does something he disapproves of
"The Virgin Vote" Heavily influenced by media Has clear political views, but still hesitates before casting his vote Believes his vote makes a difference to the result The most powerful he has ever felt Too scared to join a protest Thinks he has independent views, but they all come from party-political propaganda Thinks he lives in a democracy When approached by campaigners, pretends out of cowardice that he agrees with them VOTE Anonymously debates politics on the internet Actually registered to vote "The Chad Insurrection" Has never seen a ballot box in his life Simply seizes power for himself, singlehandedly Has no time for fake democracy Has huge popular support All the world's elites cower at the very mention of his name Does this every time the government does something he disapproves of

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the chad rampage

THE "CHAD RAMPAGE" Families of victims give him a standing ovation at the press conference District Attorney is too beta to charge him with murder Hand is mangled uses end of radius to inflict damage No jury would convict him Mayor awards Responding SWAT team surrenders to him immediately him the key to Uses only bare fists Perfect posture makes victims beg for his seed before he executes them e city Does it during a parade Never smiles POP! Quadruple digit kill Sleeves nonexistent count Adrenaline causes massive erection (visible on satellite cameras) or Stops the massacre only to impregnate wounded females Walks barefoot never slips on enemies' blood Completely illiterate
THE "CHAD RAMPAGE" Families of victims give him a standing ovation at the press conference District Attorney is too beta to charge him with murder Hand is mangled uses end of radius to inflict damage No jury would convict him Mayor awards Responding SWAT team surrenders to him immediately him the key to Uses only bare fists Perfect posture makes victims beg for his seed before he executes them e city Does it during a parade Never smiles POP! Quadruple digit kill Sleeves nonexistent count Adrenaline causes massive erection (visible on satellite cameras) or Stops the massacre only to impregnate wounded females Walks barefoot never slips on enemies' blood Completely illiterate

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Even in country form, Chad is giving cunnilingus to at least two others

The Virgin Islands" part of the lesser Antilles Anegada Isolated and alone probably has never even been landlocked Uses naming conventions such as Tittle' and 'd--- Gorda Jost Van Tortola St. Thomas D--- o 님䳍 The Little Sisters St John Scattered and unorganized No noticeable lakes t. Croix The Chad Republic part of the greater African continent ya Never lonely, always surrounded by neighbors esti Even the naming conventions are Tibesti constantly landlocked Niger Centralized and aestheticly chiseled Large, Glorious Lakéake Chad border Sudan named after Chad appropriately Nigeria Cameroor Never takes eye off the Niger C.A.R.
The Virgin Islands" part of the lesser Antilles Anegada Isolated and alone probably has never even been landlocked Uses naming conventions such as Tittle' and 'd--- Gorda Jost Van Tortola St. Thomas D--- o 님䳍 The Little Sisters St John Scattered and unorganized No noticeable lakes t. Croix The Chad Republic part of the greater African continent ya Never lonely, always surrounded by neighbors esti Even the naming conventions are Tibesti constantly landlocked Niger Centralized and aestheticly chiseled Large, Glorious Lakéake Chad border Sudan named after Chad appropriately Nigeria Cameroor Never takes eye off the Niger C.A.R.

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The Virgin Study / The Chad Erudition

Freezes up when a girl sits near him, Self-conscious of people looking at him, especially the person in front and just to the side can't focus on anything else until she leaves Takes out all the course books, but barely skims a paragraph in each Leaves the room if he can't find a seat that isn't next to somebody else Prefers to study on his own, doesn't have many friends anyway Sometimes wears headphones, to escape potential conversation Peaked at the age of 16 or 17 Drinks tea/coffee or energy drinks, even though he still can't concentrate Waits until the night before the deadline, stays up all night doing it, still misses deadline Far too scared to eat snacks and attract any attention Takes a full ten minutes to open his bag, to avoid disturbing others with the sound Has chair height on the owest setting, terrified of being noticed Lea ves literally all of it until the last day, not because he is a procrastinator, but just to prove that he can. Gets full marks anyway Makes direct eye contact with people opposite him Merely glances at every girl he sees, causing instantaneous impregnation Physically incapable of studying alone, requires at least 50 more people around him Refuses to let a moment pass where he isn't talking to his many friends, even in a designated "silent" zone, loves the social interaction Constantly talking to people on his phone, aloud for everyone to hear. Phone is on full volume and vibrates constantly Always drinking beer, it has zero effect on his brain Has never seen a book in his life Eats only the loudest snacks slurps his drinks like no one else can hear Essay is 0% substance and 100% rhetoric Has his seat height on the top setting, even though he's like 6"5, reminding everyone who's boss
Freezes up when a girl sits near him, Self-conscious of people looking at him, especially the person in front and just to the side can't focus on anything else until she leaves Takes out all the course books, but barely skims a paragraph in each Leaves the room if he can't find a seat that isn't next to somebody else Prefers to study on his own, doesn't have many friends anyway Sometimes wears headphones, to escape potential conversation Peaked at the age of 16 or 17 Drinks tea/coffee or energy drinks, even though he still can't concentrate Waits until the night before the deadline, stays up all night doing it, still misses deadline Far too scared to eat snacks and attract any attention Takes a full ten minutes to open his bag, to avoid disturbing others with the sound Has chair height on the owest setting, terrified of being noticed Lea ves literally all of it until the last day, not because he is a procrastinator, but just to prove that he can. Gets full marks anyway Makes direct eye contact with people opposite him Merely glances at every girl he sees, causing instantaneous impregnation Physically incapable of studying alone, requires at least 50 more people around him Refuses to let a moment pass where he isn't talking to his many friends, even in a designated "silent" zone, loves the social interaction Constantly talking to people on his phone, aloud for everyone to hear. Phone is on full volume and vibrates constantly Always drinking beer, it has zero effect on his brain Has never seen a book in his life Eats only the loudest snacks slurps his drinks like no one else can hear Essay is 0% substance and 100% rhetoric Has his seat height on the top setting, even though he's like 6"5, reminding everyone who's boss

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The Chad Film Imprinting

a chiropractor would die looking at his posture Drinks Pure Co2. Burps Constantly The chad Film imprinting Eats between Soundwaves to Let everyone know Less than one atom of popcorn payed 5000 $ Stacy Is literally Licking his soles His phone is louder than a jet plane due all his friend calling him at the same time His butt Never itches Fat isn't able to grip over his body It just slides away
a chiropractor would die looking at his posture Drinks Pure Co2. Burps Constantly The chad Film imprinting Eats between Soundwaves to Let everyone know Less than one atom of popcorn payed 5000 $ Stacy Is literally Licking his soles His phone is louder than a jet plane due all his friend calling him at the same time His butt Never itches Fat isn't able to grip over his body It just slides away

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Virgin Death / Chad Ascension

"The Virgin Dies at night Last thoughts are nothing but regrets Dies elderty and feeble No one around to mourn him Unaesthetic bedsheets Passes away in bed "The Chad Ascension Dies in the prime of his life Dies violently Makes sure to have people witness his final hours Dies in the middle of the day Passes away in a public place Stoic about his impending demise Maintains proper body positioning even when dying
"The Virgin Dies at night Last thoughts are nothing but regrets Dies elderty and feeble No one around to mourn him Unaesthetic bedsheets Passes away in bed "The Chad Ascension Dies in the prime of his life Dies violently Makes sure to have people witness his final hours Dies in the middle of the day Passes away in a public place Stoic about his impending demise Maintains proper body positioning even when dying

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The Chad Snooze

Achieves REM sleep 30 seconds after getting in bed Sleeps alone, by choice Kicks women out of bed after sex, he doesn't respect them, he just has sex with them Wakes up well rested every day, even after drinking and partying Doesn't browse >reddit nor 4chan for hours before going to sleep Hair looks exactly the same in the morning ?イ Neck is perfectly straight against mattress, has never seen a pillow in his life Arms hang out of bed, doesn't care about monsters under it
Achieves REM sleep 30 seconds after getting in bed Sleeps alone, by choice Kicks women out of bed after sex, he doesn't respect them, he just has sex with them Wakes up well rested every day, even after drinking and partying Doesn't browse >reddit nor 4chan for hours before going to sleep Hair looks exactly the same in the morning ?イ Neck is perfectly straight against mattress, has never seen a pillow in his life Arms hang out of bed, doesn't care about monsters under it

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Chad Workout

LIFTS STACKS OF OTHER GYM MEMBERS THE CHAD WORKOUT DOES WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE ON GYM DAY, ISN'T RESTRICTED BY "ROUTINES" ONLY ATTRACTS WOMEN SO THAT HE CAN LIFT THEM CURLS PEOPLE ON THE SQUAT RACK WHILE CHATTING WITH THEM, LOVES THE SOCIAL INTERACTION ONLY DRINKS FRESHLY CONDENSATED WATER FROM HIS PERSONAL CLOUD DOESN'T WAIT BETWEEN SETS, RUNS BETWEEN MULTIPLE LIFING LOCATIONS. THE ULTIMATE SUPER SET. HAS AN INDEX OF ALL CURRENT AND FUTURE FITNESS MEMES INSIDE HIS HEAD PERFECT POSTURE FROM NEVER TOUCHING HIS PENIS DOES NOT SWEAT, HAS NO NEED FOR DEODORANT OR TOWELS DRINKS BEER AND STERIOD SHAKES BECAUSE HE LIKES THE TASTE STRETCHES LIMBS TO REACH AS MUCH EQUIPMENT AS POSSIBLE SO OTHERS HAVE TO WAIT MAGNETICALLY ATTRACTS PEOPLE TO GYM JUST SO HE CAN HAVE SPECTATORS WEARS TINY SHORTS TO SHOW OFF HIS SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE TREADMILLS CAN NO LONGER BE USED DUE TO CARDIOBUNNIES ORGASMING AT THE SIGHT OF HIM GYM STAFF FEAR HIM VIRGINS WANT TO BE HIM WEARS 12-INCH HIGH HEELS TO BOOST HIS PERFECT GLUTES
LIFTS STACKS OF OTHER GYM MEMBERS THE CHAD WORKOUT DOES WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE ON GYM DAY, ISN'T RESTRICTED BY "ROUTINES" ONLY ATTRACTS WOMEN SO THAT HE CAN LIFT THEM CURLS PEOPLE ON THE SQUAT RACK WHILE CHATTING WITH THEM, LOVES THE SOCIAL INTERACTION ONLY DRINKS FRESHLY CONDENSATED WATER FROM HIS PERSONAL CLOUD DOESN'T WAIT BETWEEN SETS, RUNS BETWEEN MULTIPLE LIFING LOCATIONS. THE ULTIMATE SUPER SET. HAS AN INDEX OF ALL CURRENT AND FUTURE FITNESS MEMES INSIDE HIS HEAD PERFECT POSTURE FROM NEVER TOUCHING HIS PENIS DOES NOT SWEAT, HAS NO NEED FOR DEODORANT OR TOWELS DRINKS BEER AND STERIOD SHAKES BECAUSE HE LIKES THE TASTE STRETCHES LIMBS TO REACH AS MUCH EQUIPMENT AS POSSIBLE SO OTHERS HAVE TO WAIT MAGNETICALLY ATTRACTS PEOPLE TO GYM JUST SO HE CAN HAVE SPECTATORS WEARS TINY SHORTS TO SHOW OFF HIS SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE TREADMILLS CAN NO LONGER BE USED DUE TO CARDIOBUNNIES ORGASMING AT THE SIGHT OF HIM GYM STAFF FEAR HIM VIRGINS WANT TO BE HIM WEARS 12-INCH HIGH HEELS TO BOOST HIS PERFECT GLUTES

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Virgin Gym Goer

The Virgin Gym-Goer Looks below parallel and avoids eve contact but stealthily checks out female Listens to Battlefield 1 ameplay to pump himself u Raggedv, old t-shirt with faded design, usually of a video game goers Fiddles on phone for more than 1 minute before doin another set Wears a t-shirt since he is not comfortable with his and suffers fromm timidation and does not want to be noticed Weightlifting gloves despite not lifting hea enough to induce blisters Skinnyfat physique due to s--- diet on par with Drinks whey protein shake intra-workout s--- genetics Wears white athletic socks Other: Constant feeling that the whole gym is watching him Passively allows other take his equipment Hideously bright neon running/training shoes bought from Walmart oers to
The Virgin Gym-Goer Looks below parallel and avoids eve contact but stealthily checks out female Listens to Battlefield 1 ameplay to pump himself u Raggedv, old t-shirt with faded design, usually of a video game goers Fiddles on phone for more than 1 minute before doin another set Wears a t-shirt since he is not comfortable with his and suffers fromm timidation and does not want to be noticed Weightlifting gloves despite not lifting hea enough to induce blisters Skinnyfat physique due to s--- diet on par with Drinks whey protein shake intra-workout s--- genetics Wears white athletic socks Other: Constant feeling that the whole gym is watching him Passively allows other take his equipment Hideously bright neon running/training shoes bought from Walmart oers to

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Virgin Sit / Chad Lounge HD

"The Virgin Sit" Tries to stay perfectly still to avoid bothering other Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs Hunches back and neck, and will not sit up straight to relieve growing pain in neck because he thinks that will make him stand out people Head always facing down to avoid eye contact, looks at feet to determine who is around him When needing to sit nearIs never in a relaxed pose someone, will sit on the maintain the same pose edge of the chair to avoid being close to someone else who's sitting down in his chair, struggles to Never removes his earbuds, uses them to avoid social interactions with strangers Thinks everybody is looking at him Uses his smartphone constantly in an attempt to appear busy and less awkward Keeps legs close together so as to not annoy people for taking up space Wears jeans exclusively only to fit in, has no sense of personal style. "THE CHAD LOUNGE" Vibrates constantly to annoy people. Takes up an entire row of chairs by himself Perfectly aligns spine with the center of the Earth for optimal posture, making his neck immune to pain. Head always faces up while looking everyone in the eye. Doesn't know who's around him Is always relaxed, but still tries to change his posture constantly to challenge himself Always listening for a chance to start a conversation with a stranger sit near someone he will simply sit on top of them Believes that it is impossible for a mortal man to see him wow Too busy to own a cellphone. Doesn't wear pants. Legs spread as wide as possible for maximum comfort
"The Virgin Sit" Tries to stay perfectly still to avoid bothering other Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs Hunches back and neck, and will not sit up straight to relieve growing pain in neck because he thinks that will make him stand out people Head always facing down to avoid eye contact, looks at feet to determine who is around him When needing to sit nearIs never in a relaxed pose someone, will sit on the maintain the same pose edge of the chair to avoid being close to someone else who's sitting down in his chair, struggles to Never removes his earbuds, uses them to avoid social interactions with strangers Thinks everybody is looking at him Uses his smartphone constantly in an attempt to appear busy and less awkward Keeps legs close together so as to not annoy people for taking up space Wears jeans exclusively only to fit in, has no sense of personal style. "THE CHAD LOUNGE" Vibrates constantly to annoy people. Takes up an entire row of chairs by himself Perfectly aligns spine with the center of the Earth for optimal posture, making his neck immune to pain. Head always faces up while looking everyone in the eye. Doesn't know who's around him Is always relaxed, but still tries to change his posture constantly to challenge himself Always listening for a chance to start a conversation with a stranger sit near someone he will simply sit on top of them Believes that it is impossible for a mortal man to see him wow Too busy to own a cellphone. Doesn't wear pants. Legs spread as wide as possible for maximum comfort

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Virgin Rest / Chad Snooze

Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone Has never spent more than twenty minutes in bed at a time THE CHAD SNOOZE "The Virgin Rest" Has a perfect, better-than-atomic clock ticking in his mind at all times has no sense of time Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed SInce brith, hasn't gone the-Aight twenty minutes without an 18yo+ qt3.14 to snuggle with Sleeps in a nest with 4-5 other Chads every丹 twenty minutes Tired but refuses to slee Sleeps alone Has narcolepsy No screen has ever been within 20km of his eyes Screen close to eves lgnores blinding light produced by the digital device Has inbuilt defence mechanism so he can't percieve phones Faces the the screen away from any entrances Has entrances in every direction to Phone on 9% battery his bed Positions himself in the corner of the bed Uses advanced mathamatics and engineering tools to position himself dead centre of his bed Goes to bed at 5am Stays up until late Wouldn't know how to spell p--- if he cared to use it Frequently watches p--- in bed Has trouble getting up in the morning, exhibits similar child-like behaviours Springs out of bed with such force he causes earthquakes each morning, killing millions
Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone Has never spent more than twenty minutes in bed at a time THE CHAD SNOOZE "The Virgin Rest" Has a perfect, better-than-atomic clock ticking in his mind at all times has no sense of time Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed SInce brith, hasn't gone the-Aight twenty minutes without an 18yo+ qt3.14 to snuggle with Sleeps in a nest with 4-5 other Chads every丹 twenty minutes Tired but refuses to slee Sleeps alone Has narcolepsy No screen has ever been within 20km of his eyes Screen close to eves lgnores blinding light produced by the digital device Has inbuilt defence mechanism so he can't percieve phones Faces the the screen away from any entrances Has entrances in every direction to Phone on 9% battery his bed Positions himself in the corner of the bed Uses advanced mathamatics and engineering tools to position himself dead centre of his bed Goes to bed at 5am Stays up until late Wouldn't know how to spell p--- if he cared to use it Frequently watches p--- in bed Has trouble getting up in the morning, exhibits similar child-like behaviours Springs out of bed with such force he causes earthquakes each morning, killing millions

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Spends more than arn hour in bed with his mobile phone "The Virgin Rest" has no sense of timee Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed Tired but refuses to sleep Sleeps alone Screen close to eyes Ignores blinding light produced by the digital device Faces the the screen away from -전 any entrances Phone on 990 battery Positions himself in the corner of the bed Stays up until late Frequently watches p--- in bed Has trouble getting up in the morning, exhibits similar child-like behaviours
Spends more than arn hour in bed with his mobile phone "The Virgin Rest" has no sense of timee Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed Tired but refuses to sleep Sleeps alone Screen close to eyes Ignores blinding light produced by the digital device Faces the the screen away from -전 any entrances Phone on 990 battery Positions himself in the corner of the bed Stays up until late Frequently watches p--- in bed Has trouble getting up in the morning, exhibits similar child-like behaviours

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The Virgin Walk

NORMIE GENOCIDE Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conver salon os mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic eut secretly hates peogie who wah slowly when sedeby 넛 Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movemen Might be too tense and rigid Bonus Clothing is all neut Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to autowalk Wears running Only wears black Stands with a weird analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Is insecure about how Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
NORMIE GENOCIDE Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conver salon os mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic eut secretly hates peogie who wah slowly when sedeby 넛 Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movemen Might be too tense and rigid Bonus Clothing is all neut Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to autowalk Wears running Only wears black Stands with a weird analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Is insecure about how Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

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The Virgin Walk

Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward bad /w eye contact Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel - Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as lookingat him pencil neck Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic skinnyfat But secretly hates people who walk slowly whenside-by-s Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid small wrists & hands Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him takes stairs two at a time. will walk up stairs rather than take an elevator Long strides
Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward bad /w eye contact Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel - Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as lookingat him pencil neck Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic skinnyfat But secretly hates people who walk slowly whenside-by-s Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid small wrists & hands Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him takes stairs two at a time. will walk up stairs rather than take an elevator Long strides

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the wizards unrest

The Wizard's Unrest no earthly rest can cure him of his tiredness ignores the blinding light at the end of time is in a quantum superposition in which he occupies every single atom on top of the bed, but at the same time, none no longer pleasured by carnal entertainment gets up only whenever an alternate universe of himself goes to bed time has no sense of him does not require electronic devices Sleeps with a bundle of felt vaguely shaped like a woman, affectionally calling it a "golemfu" spends the entire night meditating about the universe's grand design
The Wizard's Unrest no earthly rest can cure him of his tiredness ignores the blinding light at the end of time is in a quantum superposition in which he occupies every single atom on top of the bed, but at the same time, none no longer pleasured by carnal entertainment gets up only whenever an alternate universe of himself goes to bed time has no sense of him does not require electronic devices Sleeps with a bundle of felt vaguely shaped like a woman, affectionally calling it a "golemfu" spends the entire night meditating about the universe's grand design

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the sanic walk

"the sanic walk" distorted hedgehog music when present anywhere long unkept quills that stay in place when in fast speeds eyes in constant danger of tearing up awkward deadpan smile to let evervone know they don't have existential dread awkward tough guy posture that screams virgin Wears gloves has given up on the health of their torso area hands in fists because the world is unfair nothing to brag about dirty ripped up and bland red sneakers shitposts and memespouts in public forgets how to walk because always running bonus: won't land a date when collects all five chorus emarelds
"the sanic walk" distorted hedgehog music when present anywhere long unkept quills that stay in place when in fast speeds eyes in constant danger of tearing up awkward deadpan smile to let evervone know they don't have existential dread awkward tough guy posture that screams virgin Wears gloves has given up on the health of their torso area hands in fists because the world is unfair nothing to brag about dirty ripped up and bland red sneakers shitposts and memespouts in public forgets how to walk because always running bonus: won't land a date when collects all five chorus emarelds

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Anon Room

Windows block light even when the sun shines anime posters & merch door locked Bed has stains of various types Only light source is monitor with arch linux/gentoo neckbeard has not showered since 2 months Thinkpad T420 floor littered with trash 夕 e---------- jugs "The anon room" s--- bin and piss bottles
Windows block light even when the sun shines anime posters & merch door locked Bed has stains of various types Only light source is monitor with arch linux/gentoo neckbeard has not showered since 2 months Thinkpad T420 floor littered with trash 夕 e---------- jugs "The anon room" s--- bin and piss bottles

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