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THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Will launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not to AkE 36% approval rating weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis couldn't win election without foreign involvement Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter is

THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Will launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not to AkE 36% approval rating weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis couldn't win election without foreign involvement Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter is

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Killing Floor

The Virgin Sharpshooter THE CHAD BERSERKER always keeps the distance from zeds tries to take as less damage as possible always takes as much damage as his body can handle runs into every zed he meets buys weapons of his perk only because they are the most cheap and effective makes scrakes and fleshpounds to charge at him or at others buys the most expensive weapons of random perks KIlls Scrakes and fleshpounds carefully, often with help of teammates carries as many weapons as he can because he will run incredibly fast anyway takes only the most important weapons because it affects his running speed aims on the head when shooting to deal as much damage as possible doesn't care about hitting the head, just swings his blade constantly meets his teammates only when stands near the trader always stays close to his teammates in order to be protected by them drops all his weapons and money before leaving the game if he has 99999f and has decided to leave the game he will do it immediately if there is a field medic nearby he will stand still to let the medic heal him ever shares money because convinced that it's his money only shares money with anybody who lacks them will not leave a single chance for a medic to heal him even if he has only 1 hp doesn't even know about syringe uses a syringe to heal others or himself

The Virgin Sharpshooter THE CHAD BERSERKER always keeps the distance from zeds tries to take as less damage as possible always takes as much damage as his body can handle runs into every zed he meets buys weapons of his perk only because they are the most cheap and effective makes scrakes and fleshpounds to charge at him or at others buys the most expensive weapons of random perks KIlls Scrakes and fleshpounds carefully, often with help of teammates carries as many weapons as he can because he will run incredibly fast anyway takes only the most important weapons because it affects his running speed aims on the head when shooting to deal as much damage as possible doesn't care about hitting the head, just swings his blade constantly meets his teammates only when stands near the trader always stays close to his teammates in order to be protected by them drops all his weapons and money before leaving the game if he has 99999f and has decided to leave the game he will do it immediately if there is a field medic nearby he will stand still to let the medic heal him ever shares money because convinced that it's his money only shares money with anybody who lacks them will not leave a single chance for a medic to heal him even if he has only 1 hp doesn't even know about syringe uses a syringe to heal others or himself

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Cure-Chad and Virgin-bola

Small brain from only learning about s----- memes The S----- Loli Big brain due to going to college and reading everyday Overflowing lush hair that reacts beautifully in the wind. Over 20 shampoos and conditioners used to achieve this THE CURE STRI head slouched forward to avoid talking about being a dead meme Always ready to look you in the eyes to ask how you feel Hair that smells like n------ and blood Prevents germs or spreading germs by wearing mask Uses gloves to ensure no spread of disease or any germs small t---, gets jealous at bigger t--- back hunched over due to watching anime for pictures to edit Ebola-chan into No curves or any signs of being healthy Big muscles from lifting paitents into the ambulance B-------, showing healthiness and longevity Struggles to draw with comfortable hand form Has bloody hands, but still can't spread her dead disease Arms constantly flailing due to drawing beautiful works of art Proud arched back to confidently talk about curing diseases and preventing s----- memes No stockings, showing too much skin and exposing her as a slut Skipped leg day, can barely walk 2 miles without getting tired Wide hips, perfect for insemination to help families have a children Some skin to show that she's a woman but not a slut S----- boots that aren't useful for walking anywhere Stockings to convey a sense of being dassy and ladylike Tap dancing shoes to entertain her patients

Small brain from only learning about s----- memes The S----- Loli Big brain due to going to college and reading everyday Overflowing lush hair that reacts beautifully in the wind. Over 20 shampoos and conditioners used to achieve this THE CURE STRI head slouched forward to avoid talking about being a dead meme Always ready to look you in the eyes to ask how you feel Hair that smells like n------ and blood Prevents germs or spreading germs by wearing mask Uses gloves to ensure no spread of disease or any germs small t---, gets jealous at bigger t--- back hunched over due to watching anime for pictures to edit Ebola-chan into No curves or any signs of being healthy Big muscles from lifting paitents into the ambulance B-------, showing healthiness and longevity Struggles to draw with comfortable hand form Has bloody hands, but still can't spread her dead disease Arms constantly flailing due to drawing beautiful works of art Proud arched back to confidently talk about curing diseases and preventing s----- memes No stockings, showing too much skin and exposing her as a slut Skipped leg day, can barely walk 2 miles without getting tired Wide hips, perfect for insemination to help families have a children Some skin to show that she's a woman but not a slut S----- boots that aren't useful for walking anywhere Stockings to convey a sense of being dassy and ladylike Tap dancing shoes to entertain her patients

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Virgin Suicide vs. The Chad Soduku

妝會哀悼 The Virgin's Syicide Entire ritual was a random, spur of the mome decision planned in.0001 picoseconds His current life is so great he can't wait to start the next one Planned months in advance kills himself because his life sucks Prepays his cremation fees National decade of mourning declared Correctly thinks the world will be better off without him Receives a mosoleum, state funeral and parade all at public expense Leaves a note reassuring everyone it's not their fault Has made amends to everyone he ever hurt Biographies will be written assigning blame for ten Maims and kills several people for no reason before killing himself Organ donor- does not realize that organs must be fresh to be harvested and nobody will find his body for days Thousands of women throw themselves onto funeral Semen donor: already left a "donation with pyre to serve him in the next life Only his mother will miss him every woman in a 3,000 mile radius Uses a mess-free suicide method so that whoever cleans up his body won't be inconvenienced Uses only the messiest suicide methods and leaves boobytraps for the cleanup crew

妝會哀悼 The Virgin's Syicide Entire ritual was a random, spur of the mome decision planned in.0001 picoseconds His current life is so great he can't wait to start the next one Planned months in advance kills himself because his life sucks Prepays his cremation fees National decade of mourning declared Correctly thinks the world will be better off without him Receives a mosoleum, state funeral and parade all at public expense Leaves a note reassuring everyone it's not their fault Has made amends to everyone he ever hurt Biographies will be written assigning blame for ten Maims and kills several people for no reason before killing himself Organ donor- does not realize that organs must be fresh to be harvested and nobody will find his body for days Thousands of women throw themselves onto funeral Semen donor: already left a "donation with pyre to serve him in the next life Only his mother will miss him every woman in a 3,000 mile radius Uses a mess-free suicide method so that whoever cleans up his body won't be inconvenienced Uses only the messiest suicide methods and leaves boobytraps for the cleanup crew

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the virgin "Virgin v Chad" meme creation vs the Chad autobiography

The Virgin "Virgin v Chad'" Meme Creation" Does not actually understand irony Uses MS Paint Neither the concept nor the execution is humorous or original he Chad Cruise C&Ps from previous memes The Virgin Bus Ride" Thinks he gets the meme, but really misses the point Captions are awkward and forced adaptions of the classics Meme is unintentionally unrelatable Depicts himself unfavourably in an attempt to distance himself from his fellow virgins, hates himself deep down Gets only a few reactions and comments, mostly telling him to kill himself Also pours spite onto his oppressor to discredit "alphas" and hopefully get laid one day The Chad Autobiography" Content is immediately relatable yet hilarious and original Does not draw it, but rather performs the act itself for Stacy to photograph Is 100% accurate Has never made an unperfect meme in his life Captions combine original contributions with genius references to ones from past memes Breaks new ground in the art of memes wow Composition is perfect in every way, fits together just like Chad and p---- Receives widespread critical acclainm

The Virgin "Virgin v Chad'" Meme Creation" Does not actually understand irony Uses MS Paint Neither the concept nor the execution is humorous or original he Chad Cruise C&Ps from previous memes The Virgin Bus Ride" Thinks he gets the meme, but really misses the point Captions are awkward and forced adaptions of the classics Meme is unintentionally unrelatable Depicts himself unfavourably in an attempt to distance himself from his fellow virgins, hates himself deep down Gets only a few reactions and comments, mostly telling him to kill himself Also pours spite onto his oppressor to discredit "alphas" and hopefully get laid one day The Chad Autobiography" Content is immediately relatable yet hilarious and original Does not draw it, but rather performs the act itself for Stacy to photograph Is 100% accurate Has never made an unperfect meme in his life Captions combine original contributions with genius references to ones from past memes Breaks new ground in the art of memes wow Composition is perfect in every way, fits together just like Chad and p---- Receives widespread critical acclainm

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The virgin heister vs The CHAD OUTLAW

INCAPABLEOFTHE CHAD OUTLAWPREERS OUQ The virgin heister PLAYING ALONE PREFERS LOUD Mask always falls off his small head gay mask WEARS BALACLAVA TO KEEP THEM GUESSING Too weak to carry anything heavier than a cashbag Prefers stealth CARRIES AS MANY BAGS AS HE WANTS, BAGS DONT SLOW HIM HAND READY TO CHOKE SOME CLOAKERS mom's lipstick Bad posture due to constant crouching Cameras don't notice him Wears neutral coloured clothes Plays solo or with bots Places medic bags immediatly after joining the game USES FULL AUTO Father's suit too big for him ALL GUNS HAVE NO RECOIL IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS Uses gloves, afraid of being caught BREAKS IRON BARS WITH HIS HANDS Uses single fire Uses pistols, too afraid of recoil NEVER SEEN SILENCER Acts weird around female heisters IN HIS LIFE GREAT FASHION STYLE Uses silencers to Uses tasers, afraid of killing anyone upclose DOESN'T WEAR ANY ARMOR BULLETS INCAPABLE OF HURTING HIM make sure no one notices him Tried sniper rifle once, recoil broke his arms OTHER PLAYERS NEVER GO DOWN AROUND HIM Types something in text chat once a day USED CHEATS TO UNLOCK WEAPONS Doesn't kill guards Bought every DLC Perk decks include: Burglar, Rogue and sociopath RUNS MUSCLE, CREW CHIEF ANARCHIST OR INFILTRATOR PERK DECKS SPEAKS IN VOICE CHAT EVERY SECOND infamy XXV, afraid of being kicked LVL 100 NEVER OPENED SKILL TREE

INCAPABLEOFTHE CHAD OUTLAWPREERS OUQ The virgin heister PLAYING ALONE PREFERS LOUD Mask always falls off his small head gay mask WEARS BALACLAVA TO KEEP THEM GUESSING Too weak to carry anything heavier than a cashbag Prefers stealth CARRIES AS MANY BAGS AS HE WANTS, BAGS DONT SLOW HIM HAND READY TO CHOKE SOME CLOAKERS mom's lipstick Bad posture due to constant crouching Cameras don't notice him Wears neutral coloured clothes Plays solo or with bots Places medic bags immediatly after joining the game USES FULL AUTO Father's suit too big for him ALL GUNS HAVE NO RECOIL IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS Uses gloves, afraid of being caught BREAKS IRON BARS WITH HIS HANDS Uses single fire Uses pistols, too afraid of recoil NEVER SEEN SILENCER Acts weird around female heisters IN HIS LIFE GREAT FASHION STYLE Uses silencers to Uses tasers, afraid of killing anyone upclose DOESN'T WEAR ANY ARMOR BULLETS INCAPABLE OF HURTING HIM make sure no one notices him Tried sniper rifle once, recoil broke his arms OTHER PLAYERS NEVER GO DOWN AROUND HIM Types something in text chat once a day USED CHEATS TO UNLOCK WEAPONS Doesn't kill guards Bought every DLC Perk decks include: Burglar, Rogue and sociopath RUNS MUSCLE, CREW CHIEF ANARCHIST OR INFILTRATOR PERK DECKS SPEAKS IN VOICE CHAT EVERY SECOND infamy XXV, afraid of being kicked LVL 100 NEVER OPENED SKILL TREE

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the virgin cartoon THE CHAD COMPOSITION Completely unpredictable Derivative, noodle- limbed artstyle, reeks of CalArts peers Main character defeats challenges through mind blowing philosophical insights. Style so avant-garde it makes normies and art thots implode Uses depression as a cheap excuse for forced drama Uses juvenile nihilism as an excuse for lack of effort Extremely quotable and memorable dialogue Destroys the fabric of reality in every episode Too afraid to completely step outside of it's status Forgettable and trendy memefest Multiple viewings are obligatory to try and comprehend it. quio Flanderization Formulaic predictability becomes even more noticeable on rewatches Poses questions to challenge the fabric of human nature TH PAIN It's actually funny Forces memes all the time. Overstays it's welcome "We gotta *burp ..we-we- we gotta go to space Morty" Explores dozens of different themes every episode without spoonfeeding you anything Lasts exactly for as long a it needs to Gradually lost momentum and will only get worse as it continues "lmao everyone is dumb but me wake up sheeple Leaves a profound mark in it's viewers despite short length Profound characterizations Fanbase full of edgy manchildren who feel persecuted. Only true patricians can appreciate it Genuinely educating in it's subject matter,

the virgin cartoon THE CHAD COMPOSITION Completely unpredictable Derivative, noodle- limbed artstyle, reeks of CalArts peers Main character defeats challenges through mind blowing philosophical insights. Style so avant-garde it makes normies and art thots implode Uses depression as a cheap excuse for forced drama Uses juvenile nihilism as an excuse for lack of effort Extremely quotable and memorable dialogue Destroys the fabric of reality in every episode Too afraid to completely step outside of it's status Forgettable and trendy memefest Multiple viewings are obligatory to try and comprehend it. quio Flanderization Formulaic predictability becomes even more noticeable on rewatches Poses questions to challenge the fabric of human nature TH PAIN It's actually funny Forces memes all the time. Overstays it's welcome "We gotta *burp ..we-we- we gotta go to space Morty" Explores dozens of different themes every episode without spoonfeeding you anything Lasts exactly for as long a it needs to Gradually lost momentum and will only get worse as it continues "lmao everyone is dumb but me wake up sheeple Leaves a profound mark in it's viewers despite short length Profound characterizations Fanbase full of edgy manchildren who feel persecuted. Only true patricians can appreciate it Genuinely educating in it's subject matter,

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Israeli Diaper Force

His cool Iranian friends made him rocket factories The Chad Hezbollah Launches rockets with the Zikr of Allahu Akbar Is never tired, hums Nasheeds while firing The Virgin IDF European skin starting to ge sunburns from the Lebanese sun/ His beard is Bad posture, afraid to look up d by many Doesn't win ground battles despite air support Shoulders n pain from carrying his AR-15 around Shia of Ali, Martyrdom will be his salvation Toophan missiles wreck tanks Wins ground battles despite air disadvantage Wearing an adult diaper Probably a conscript, hates being there His country and family support him Gets spiritual power from graves Doesn't need to pee or s--- because he's fasting His feet hurt, boots too tight

His cool Iranian friends made him rocket factories The Chad Hezbollah Launches rockets with the Zikr of Allahu Akbar Is never tired, hums Nasheeds while firing The Virgin IDF European skin starting to ge sunburns from the Lebanese sun/ His beard is Bad posture, afraid to look up d by many Doesn't win ground battles despite air support Shoulders n pain from carrying his AR-15 around Shia of Ali, Martyrdom will be his salvation Toophan missiles wreck tanks Wins ground battles despite air disadvantage Wearing an adult diaper Probably a conscript, hates being there His country and family support him Gets spiritual power from graves Doesn't need to pee or s--- because he's fasting His feet hurt, boots too tight

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Fallout vs S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

The Fallout Virgin The STALKER Chad Needs skills to get past obstacles Knows how to get around the Zone easily Needs nothing but his wit and anything he can find Needs fast travel Ability to be edgy and turn on other wastelanders Bad posture from sneaking atl the time Always willing to help out a fellow stalker Shoots all enemies on sight Needs to pause the game to heal Follows vague quests to possibly get a reward Gets clear orders to get rewards Heals himself mid battle Has never seen a quicksave in his entire life Quicksaves all the time

The Fallout Virgin The STALKER Chad Needs skills to get past obstacles Knows how to get around the Zone easily Needs nothing but his wit and anything he can find Needs fast travel Ability to be edgy and turn on other wastelanders Bad posture from sneaking atl the time Always willing to help out a fellow stalker Shoots all enemies on sight Needs to pause the game to heal Follows vague quests to possibly get a reward Gets clear orders to get rewards Heals himself mid battle Has never seen a quicksave in his entire life Quicksaves all the time

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Virgin Concealed Carry vs Chad 2nd Amendment

THE CHAD "The Virgin Concealed Carry" Despite quality ammo and firearms, guns still jam at the worst times Open carries whatever and wherever he wants, despite laws Slow and controlled shots ATF has shot 3 of his past dogs for no reason Has to conceal subcompact handgun because of skinny frame Has accidently fired into government buildings numerous times, government apologizes to him aw Spent weeks researching what gun to buy using Practices weekly, good shooting stance, groupings still average online forums and image boards Goes shooting for fun whenever he wants. Goes full auto and hipfires, all bullets still go through the exact same hole Could conceal a full size machinegun if he wanted because he is not a manlet Gun inside waistband/pocket, does not print and is completely invisible, just like he is to females Has used his rights to defend himself against virgin shooters on 17 different occasions Makes sure he has some kind of safety to prevent misfires Chooses guns based on how "cool" they look, not on how reliable or accurate they are Uses gun as last resort, even in life threatening situation:s Doesn't even know what a safety is Wears neon colored camouflage

THE CHAD "The Virgin Concealed Carry" Despite quality ammo and firearms, guns still jam at the worst times Open carries whatever and wherever he wants, despite laws Slow and controlled shots ATF has shot 3 of his past dogs for no reason Has to conceal subcompact handgun because of skinny frame Has accidently fired into government buildings numerous times, government apologizes to him aw Spent weeks researching what gun to buy using Practices weekly, good shooting stance, groupings still average online forums and image boards Goes shooting for fun whenever he wants. Goes full auto and hipfires, all bullets still go through the exact same hole Could conceal a full size machinegun if he wanted because he is not a manlet Gun inside waistband/pocket, does not print and is completely invisible, just like he is to females Has used his rights to defend himself against virgin shooters on 17 different occasions Makes sure he has some kind of safety to prevent misfires Chooses guns based on how "cool" they look, not on how reliable or accurate they are Uses gun as last resort, even in life threatening situation:s Doesn't even know what a safety is Wears neon colored camouflage

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The Virgin Elder Scrolls vs. The Chad Skyrim

The Virgin Elder Scrolls The Chad Skyrim - Picks Breton because he's indecisive - Picks ORC because they're the strongest - Keeps name as "Prisoner" and default appearance Spends hours customizing and naming Completes all side quests before starting the main story line - Only wears armour that matches Uses stealth archery to avoid confrontationUses two handers because they Knows everything about the lore deal the most damage Has never even started side quests - Fights everyone include friendly NPCS - Plays the vanilla version on expensive PC Walks everywhere to immerse himself Only installs nude mods to compensate lack of real life interaction Wears whatever gives him the best Saves before every battle -Spams skip button during dialogue - Advances at a perfect 0 degree bearing to the quest marker all time

The Virgin Elder Scrolls The Chad Skyrim - Picks Breton because he's indecisive - Picks ORC because they're the strongest - Keeps name as "Prisoner" and default appearance Spends hours customizing and naming Completes all side quests before starting the main story line - Only wears armour that matches Uses stealth archery to avoid confrontationUses two handers because they Knows everything about the lore deal the most damage Has never even started side quests - Fights everyone include friendly NPCS - Plays the vanilla version on expensive PC Walks everywhere to immerse himself Only installs nude mods to compensate lack of real life interaction Wears whatever gives him the best Saves before every battle -Spams skip button during dialogue - Advances at a perfect 0 degree bearing to the quest marker all time

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Comrade Chad

The SocDem Vote" Heavly influenced by polls Has clear political views, but still hesitates before casting his vote Betioves his vote makes a difference to the result The most powerful he has ever felt Too scared to join a protest Tinks he has independent views, but they all come from John Maynard Keynes Thinks he lives in a democracy When approached by compaigners, pretends out of cowardice that he agrees with them VOTE I Anonymously debates politics on the internet Actually registored to voto "The coMMUNIST REVOLUTION" Has never seen a ballot box in his life Simply seizes power for himsell, singlehandedly Has no Ume for lake democeacy las huge popular support All the world's elites cower at the very mention of lhis name Does this every time the govemmemt does something he disapprowes of

The SocDem Vote" Heavly influenced by polls Has clear political views, but still hesitates before casting his vote Betioves his vote makes a difference to the result The most powerful he has ever felt Too scared to join a protest Tinks he has independent views, but they all come from John Maynard Keynes Thinks he lives in a democracy When approached by compaigners, pretends out of cowardice that he agrees with them VOTE I Anonymously debates politics on the internet Actually registored to voto "The coMMUNIST REVOLUTION" Has never seen a ballot box in his life Simply seizes power for himsell, singlehandedly Has no Ume for lake democeacy las huge popular support All the world's elites cower at the very mention of lhis name Does this every time the govemmemt does something he disapprowes of

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Chadroid vs Virginclone

CT-Virgin07 Bankrupting the republic Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Physically impossible to live past 50 Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Cheap to manufacture Needs no armor, is made of metal Roger Roger Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

CT-Virgin07 Bankrupting the republic Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Physically impossible to live past 50 Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Cheap to manufacture Needs no armor, is made of metal Roger Roger Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

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Less Wrong Chad

"The Virgin Skeptic' Thinks that positivism and utilitarianisnm solved all of philosophy Recognizes the limits of the epistemologies and moral philosophies that we take for granted THE CHAD RATIONALIST Listens to podcasts to reaffirm beliefs Will never read source material, only Wikipedia articles Has a library full of works by philosophers, both renowned and obscure Will literally only listen to podcasts that present opposing ideas / Uses reddit religiously Despite zero effort to appear intelligent, others know him as a genius Is irrationally attached to his priors in the exact same way as people he criticizes Constant anxiety about not appearing intelligent Routinely changes his mind when confronted with superior reasoning How much he criticizes something is 100% determined by how socially acceptable it is to criticize (barely talks about Islam) 0 Think "rational" means "cool and good and smart" Recognizes that Islam is terrible Still in the middle-school phase of anti-Christianity Only contests points made by the least intelligent Christians Has many religious friends, might convert himself Works around the clock to strengthen his opponents' arguments Claims to love science despite being confused by high school-level math Has a PhD in physics but still doesn't fetishize the scientific Habitually reasons from 'Ought' to 'Is' Has never experienced motivated reasoning in his life Doesn't know philosophical concepts outside of what /r/atheism cares about Incorporates the most appropriate philosophical concepts, no matter how arcane, into conversation and writing with natural ease RationalWiki

"The Virgin Skeptic' Thinks that positivism and utilitarianisnm solved all of philosophy Recognizes the limits of the epistemologies and moral philosophies that we take for granted THE CHAD RATIONALIST Listens to podcasts to reaffirm beliefs Will never read source material, only Wikipedia articles Has a library full of works by philosophers, both renowned and obscure Will literally only listen to podcasts that present opposing ideas / Uses reddit religiously Despite zero effort to appear intelligent, others know him as a genius Is irrationally attached to his priors in the exact same way as people he criticizes Constant anxiety about not appearing intelligent Routinely changes his mind when confronted with superior reasoning How much he criticizes something is 100% determined by how socially acceptable it is to criticize (barely talks about Islam) 0 Think "rational" means "cool and good and smart" Recognizes that Islam is terrible Still in the middle-school phase of anti-Christianity Only contests points made by the least intelligent Christians Has many religious friends, might convert himself Works around the clock to strengthen his opponents' arguments Claims to love science despite being confused by high school-level math Has a PhD in physics but still doesn't fetishize the scientific Habitually reasons from 'Ought' to 'Is' Has never experienced motivated reasoning in his life Doesn't know philosophical concepts outside of what /r/atheism cares about Incorporates the most appropriate philosophical concepts, no matter how arcane, into conversation and writing with natural ease RationalWiki

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Virgin Conscript vs. Chad Marine Captain

The Virgin Conscript GLORIOUS 150 POINTS Wets pants when fired at A laughable 3 points STR 5 CHAINSWORD FOR GUTTING XENOS Master crafted Storm-Bolter and Chainsword gifted by a arch magos for melee and ranged combat Eyesight always focused on the enemy Str 3 Lasgun Fires at a distance Laughs at enemy fire Born to a Factorum Serf Family Creepily hits on Sisters of Battle Always loyal to the Emperor and chapter Will ioin a slannesh cult for some daemonette p---- Armor gives perfect posture Hides from commisar because he knows he's due for a summarv execution His gene-father is Guilliman Hunched over and distracted by prayers that he f---- up Chants litanys of battle and prays word by word of the Ecclesia Buried in Sister of Battle p---- that puts a Space Wolf to shame rchy Will die to a snotling ambush while sleeping. Entire platoon laughs A d--- that even slannesh is envious of. No one will remember his death Not even his parents Commands an entire Space Marine Vanguard company of 100 Will have a Shrine world dedicated to him after his death fighting Abbadon and cutting off one of his arms. No tactical prowess e to not stand out, even amongst his comrades Tactical Genius that Creed respects Relies on artillery fire and tanks for support Deep strikes solo to punch a swarmlord in the face Paints his armor in bright blue colors to show the enemies and allies that he's there.

The Virgin Conscript GLORIOUS 150 POINTS Wets pants when fired at A laughable 3 points STR 5 CHAINSWORD FOR GUTTING XENOS Master crafted Storm-Bolter and Chainsword gifted by a arch magos for melee and ranged combat Eyesight always focused on the enemy Str 3 Lasgun Fires at a distance Laughs at enemy fire Born to a Factorum Serf Family Creepily hits on Sisters of Battle Always loyal to the Emperor and chapter Will ioin a slannesh cult for some daemonette p---- Armor gives perfect posture Hides from commisar because he knows he's due for a summarv execution His gene-father is Guilliman Hunched over and distracted by prayers that he f---- up Chants litanys of battle and prays word by word of the Ecclesia Buried in Sister of Battle p---- that puts a Space Wolf to shame rchy Will die to a snotling ambush while sleeping. Entire platoon laughs A d--- that even slannesh is envious of. No one will remember his death Not even his parents Commands an entire Space Marine Vanguard company of 100 Will have a Shrine world dedicated to him after his death fighting Abbadon and cutting off one of his arms. No tactical prowess e to not stand out, even amongst his comrades Tactical Genius that Creed respects Relies on artillery fire and tanks for support Deep strikes solo to punch a swarmlord in the face Paints his armor in bright blue colors to show the enemies and allies that he's there.

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the virgin reaction vs the chad shitposting

The Virgin Reaction The Chad Shitposting id is random gibberish no dubs hitler dubs 1 pity reply 2:135460840 god grants him perfect id Wow (ID: CERAD)国07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 92 Anonymous (ID N CED)雪07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No 135460768 confuses name field with subject field people to afraid too respond >135457935 (OP) You know this meme is making fun of people like you right 135460768 hi virgin hahahahaha doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive

The Virgin Reaction The Chad Shitposting id is random gibberish no dubs hitler dubs 1 pity reply 2:135460840 god grants him perfect id Wow (ID: CERAD)国07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 92 Anonymous (ID N CED)雪07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No 135460768 confuses name field with subject field people to afraid too respond >135457935 (OP) You know this meme is making fun of people like you right 135460768 hi virgin hahahahaha doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive

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"The Virgin Shoot" peak performance attained via a lifetime of bullying no regrets ÉCOLE POLYTECHNIQUE UNIVERSITE PARIS-SACLAY Guaranteed female admirers relishes the cries ofroasties my 10,000 hours on Black Ops 2 prepared me for this" /r/incels approvęd submitter status leads to successful insanity plea: released next day New Balance featuring slip-resistant "First Degree Chadslaughter" "Honey, w-wake up, I'm sorry, you know how I get sometimes... f--- what have I done" instant regret "I have so much to live for!" pumped and dumped the prosecuting attorne back in college

"The Virgin Shoot" peak performance attained via a lifetime of bullying no regrets ÉCOLE POLYTECHNIQUE UNIVERSITE PARIS-SACLAY Guaranteed female admirers relishes the cries ofroasties my 10,000 hours on Black Ops 2 prepared me for this" /r/incels approvęd submitter status leads to successful insanity plea: released next day New Balance featuring slip-resistant "First Degree Chadslaughter" "Honey, w-wake up, I'm sorry, you know how I get sometimes... f--- what have I done" instant regret "I have so much to live for!" pumped and dumped the prosecuting attorne back in college

Virgin vs. Chad

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ketchup vs mayo

The Virgin Mayo Layer Applies as quietly as possible to not disturb others Puts only a tiny amount to compensate for inactive lifestyle Uses it as he believes mayo is the more sophisticated choice Uses mavo because ketchup reminds him of terrible childhood Secretly wishes he could use ketchup but too afraid be seen using it "The Chad Ketchup Stew" Covers his food in ketchup making food unseeable Unconcerned about what others think of his condiment choices Uses excessive amounts of ketchup because he knows he will lose it all w orking out at the gym BRAAAAAP* Yolo Will only use near empty ketchup containers that will produ ce a farting sound

The Virgin Mayo Layer Applies as quietly as possible to not disturb others Puts only a tiny amount to compensate for inactive lifestyle Uses it as he believes mayo is the more sophisticated choice Uses mavo because ketchup reminds him of terrible childhood Secretly wishes he could use ketchup but too afraid be seen using it "The Chad Ketchup Stew" Covers his food in ketchup making food unseeable Unconcerned about what others think of his condiment choices Uses excessive amounts of ketchup because he knows he will lose it all w orking out at the gym BRAAAAAP* Yolo Will only use near empty ketchup containers that will produ ce a farting sound

Virgin vs. Chad

the Virgin prayer vs the Chad sacrament

"The Virgin Prayer" Not actually religious, just trying to "discover" some sort of "spirituality" Can't do it without music from headphones, attention span too short Gullible enough to believe what he reads online about meditation and s--- Terrified of people finding out and thinking he's weird Prayers never get answered, of course "The Chad Sacrament" His is the one true religion Wholeheartedly believes in his faith Doesn't care about the opinions of nonbelievers Only the blood of virgins can appease the almighty Can recite the holy book by heart, wrote it himself

"The Virgin Prayer" Not actually religious, just trying to "discover" some sort of "spirituality" Can't do it without music from headphones, attention span too short Gullible enough to believe what he reads online about meditation and s--- Terrified of people finding out and thinking he's weird Prayers never get answered, of course "The Chad Sacrament" His is the one true religion Wholeheartedly believes in his faith Doesn't care about the opinions of nonbelievers Only the blood of virgins can appease the almighty Can recite the holy book by heart, wrote it himself

Virgin vs. Chad

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