With all the allegations and apologies going on right now, it was only a matter of time before someone automated the process for celebrities who all seem to be pulling from the same book. Enter: the Celebrity Perv Apology Generator.

A hidden bit of flavor text suggests that Nintendo wrote a reference to "Hypno's Lullaby" into the new games.

Celebrate Thanksgiving with a good friend, like Hank.

Wilfrid University president Deborah MacLatchy published a statement apologizing for the way graduate student Lindsay Shepherd was reprimanded for showing a debate featuring controversial professor Jordan Peterson during a class on gender pronouns.