Notes:

X user @RhodeToLove posted a screenshot of lyrics from Taylor Swift's song "Wood," which read "Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see, his love was the key, that opened my thighs." The post was in response to another tweet from 2021 that read, "swifties when ariana sings about s** and doesn’t write it like 'he stuck his long wood into my redwood forest and let his sap ferment my roots.'"