This is why I don't watch the news.

Let's see what else can we make controversial? HMMMMMMM…..
Mario is racist since there aren't black people.
Smash Bros. is sexist since it says Bros in the title. It's also misogynist since there are more boy characters than boys. It is also violent!
Minecraft is sexist since everything is the same gender (male).
Pokemon and Animal Crossing abuse animals.
Powerpuff Girls show misandry since it shows the beating of men and the main characters are girls. Oh, and also child abuse.
The Legend of Zelda hates midgets since the main character, (which is totally not Link) Zelda is an elf, and everyone knows elves are tiny.
We should get Christmas banned because elves and they're are slaves of an obese guy.
We should ban birthdays cause it only celebrates one person, and no one else.
We should ban Kirby, because it shows animal abuse and obesity.
While we're at it, ban StarFox for blowing up animals, which is animal abuse.
Fire Emblem and Kid Icarus show weaponry, which sets a bad example for kids!
My Little Pony is sexist since a majority of the characters are female.
Nintendogs shows animal cruelty.
Avatar is war-like, so it's a bad example for kids.

And people ask why I don't watch the news.