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Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!\" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. \"I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!\" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. \"Sectumsempra!\" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. \"Crucio!\" Ganondorf cried out once more. \"What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!\" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. \"Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!\" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. 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