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Full job description Title: API Integration/Support Specialist Duration: 6+ months contract with possible extension Location: OPEN TO ALL DIGITAL HUBS (PREFER ATL OR MNPLS) Job Description: WORKING HOURS: 8-4:30 EST TOP REQUIREMENTS: o Deep Understanding of API Management (APIGEE) o Technical troubleshooting via Splunk o Good Understanding of the mTLS certificates and verification of the certificates o Hands on for the openssl and keytool commands o Worked on ServiceNow case management system o user experience/feature testing 2-3 years not looking for candidates with 10+ years of experience, 5+ years only o backlog management (JIRA preferred) 1-2 years o workflows/process documentation 1-2 years ADDITIONAL INFO ABOUT THIS ROLE: Primarily, this role is focused on launch readiness. We often update our API products and services however we need to be sure we do this with intention so that we are setting our Customer Assistance teams up to be successful. Job Details: The API Customer Experience Professional is responsible for coordinating and driving activities to ensure an optimal experience. From defining the customer's end-to-end journey to managing technical inquiries during their integration with Bank APIs, we're looking for
Full job description Title: API Integration/Support Specialist Duration: 6+ months contract with possible extension Location: OPEN TO ALL DIGITAL HUBS (PREFER ATL OR MNPLS) Job Description: WORKING HOURS: 8-4:30 EST TOP REQUIREMENTS: o Deep Understanding of API Management (APIGEE) o Technical troubleshooting via Splunk o Good Understanding of the mTLS certificates and verification of the certificates o Hands on for the openssl and keytool commands o Worked on ServiceNow case management system o user experience/feature testing 2-3 years not looking for candidates with 10+ years of experience, 5+ years only o backlog management (JIRA preferred) 1-2 years o workflows/process documentation 1-2 years ADDITIONAL INFO ABOUT THIS ROLE: Primarily, this role is focused on launch readiness. We often update our API products and services however we need to be sure we do this with intention so that we are setting our Customer Assistance teams up to be successful. Job Details: The API Customer Experience Professional is responsible for coordinating and driving activities to ensure an optimal experience. From defining the customer's end-to-end journey to managing technical inquiries during their integration with Bank APIs, we're looking for

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When you don't take no for an answer

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased Manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there's no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate.
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased Manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there's no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate.

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Ouch

Oli < ⚫ messages.indeed.com • 8:29 am 2 : Did you read the position description? This position requires considerable experience in business development in manufacturing - you appear to be in engineering - which doesn't correlate to this. It is imperative to read position descriptions thoroughly, so as to only apply to positions that may be a match for your background/experience. To do otherwise, is an extreme waste of everyone's time - especially the recruiter or hiring manager's time as this all too often happens - i.e., people applying for positions where their background/experience does not match. Write your message U Send
Oli < ⚫ messages.indeed.com • 8:29 am 2 : Did you read the position description? This position requires considerable experience in business development in manufacturing - you appear to be in engineering - which doesn't correlate to this. It is imperative to read position descriptions thoroughly, so as to only apply to positions that may be a match for your background/experience. To do otherwise, is an extreme waste of everyone's time - especially the recruiter or hiring manager's time as this all too often happens - i.e., people applying for positions where their background/experience does not match. Write your message U Send

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Bots?

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Website Designer (eComm United States 53 seconds ago 95 applicants ✓ Remote ✓ Contract

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These kinds of titles

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People Who Have A Passion For Real Pubs & Food Profile insights Here's how the job qualifications align with your profile. Skills ✓ Serving (required) ✓

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Is this allowed?

Omer prefer not to say * Ethnicity ○ African ○ Arab OVERVIEW APPLICATION ○ Bangladeshi ○ Caribbean ○ Chinese O English, Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish or British Gypsy or Irish Traveller Indian Irish O Pakistani Roma White and Asian O White and Black African O White and Black Caribbean Any other Asian background Any other Black, Black British, or Caribbean background Any other Mixed or multiple ethnic background Any other White background Any other ethnic group FEG 25 O tv C
Omer prefer not to say * Ethnicity ○ African ○ Arab OVERVIEW APPLICATION ○ Bangladeshi ○ Caribbean ○ Chinese O English, Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish or British Gypsy or Irish Traveller Indian Irish O Pakistani Roma White and Asian O White and Black African O White and Black Caribbean Any other Asian background Any other Black, Black British, or Caribbean background Any other Mixed or multiple ethnic background Any other White background Any other ethnic group FEG 25 O tv C

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54 applicants in 2 minutes

N.KED Naked. Technical Project Manager Irvine, CA - 2 minutes ago. 54 applicants On-site Full-time 1 of 10 skills match: Project Management in Easy Apply Save
N.KED Naked. Technical Project Manager Irvine, CA - 2 minutes ago. 54 applicants On-site Full-time 1 of 10 skills match: Project Management in Easy Apply Save

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A tough rejection

Hello The two positions are full-time and specifically require completed education at master's level (Associate) and experience (Consultant). On our site - which is where I would assume you found two positions - there is an open Business Analyst position which is part-time and for candidates still doing their master's. The fact that you (a) haven't bothered to do a minimum of research, and (b) decided to waste my time with an irrelevant application strikes me as a clear sign that you are not a very good fit for any role at I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours. Kind regards,
Hello The two positions are full-time and specifically require completed education at master's level (Associate) and experience (Consultant). On our site - which is where I would assume you found two positions - there is an open Business Analyst position which is part-time and for candidates still doing their master's. The fact that you (a) haven't bothered to do a minimum of research, and (b) decided to waste my time with an irrelevant application strikes me as a clear sign that you are not a very good fit for any role at I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours. Kind regards,

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KNOW THE WORK RULES Im an expansionist SPQR 117 AD Empire that Brought civilisation to other countries APPROPRIATE AWWW,YOU'RE SWEET. Im an expansionist Empire that Brought civilisation to other countries INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!

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When your army flies in with helicopters which are basically portable high grounds When your high grounds are shot down and all of a sudden you're fighting for your life with an uncivilized weapon
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92 YOU GUYS ACTUALLY READ EACH SUBREDDIT RULES? I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

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