Aliens - Simulation of a Human Interviewing a Hyper-Evolved Alien

What kills me is how every single portrayal of an alien seems to show them as this being of infinite wisdom. Just once I wanna see a video where the human sits the alien down and asks "Where do you come from?" and have the alien respond: "Durrr potato lolz"

One half is sci-fi pseudo-philosophical cliches with a sprinkling of (ironically) reincarnation superstition, and the other half is the usual copy-pasted dogma of reddit atheists (no offence to other atheists).

So much for our inability to comprehend. Not very imaginative on the creator's part, to be honest.