Notes:

According to our professor, StackOverflow is the cancer that's killing /g/.

But hey, it works. I know, he's a pretty cool guy and I could always ask stuff. Which is why that I won't, there's so much to ask that I could lose his favor if I don't do my homework and at least trim down my main concerns to 20 words or less. In the meantime, most of my problems are basic enough that DuckDuckGo's first tip solves the thing.

!Then DuckDuckGo opened a portal to the shadow realm.!:http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/1732454#1732454

All I wanted was to have Python to fish the contents of a specific part of a page.