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Hope it helps OP. \u2610 Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)18:43:30 No.206073226 >>206069688 (OP). >5 mins into the show >>206074707 >>206074825 >\"yeah, i f----- around in my free time and discovered the voice\" >random club scene straight out of some cw show Absolutely dreadful, instead of showing origins of great houses and s---, we get whatever this is \u2610 Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:09:38 No.206074103 File: 1624124426728.jpg (20 KB, 418x359) >>206074290 >First 5 minutes >Atreides are bad guys who lie >All rulers of the great families are greedy power hungry bad guys who need guidance from women >Manipulate rulers to breed new rulers who they can control for reasons >Majority of bene gesserit are white in what is a diverse cast otherwise >First 20 minutes is literally women talking I don't think this is for us lads. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:38:43 No.206074856 How many Dune books has Brian released so far? 50? \u2610 Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:46:33 No.206075057 >>206069688 (OP). >>206075081 Hollywood suits have never stopped looking for a new GoT. Wheel of Time failed, Foundation failed, the Witcher failed. Now it's Brianslop time. \u2610 Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:52:58 No.206075191 File: you-fool.jpg (139 KB, 1156x771) YOU FOOL! They adapted Brian Herbert \u2610 Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)22:11:38 No.206077832 >>206077979 >>206069688 (OP) >I don't understand who this show is for. 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That's like some Luigi and Waluigi tier b-------. 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