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others) would be better. girls: > bigger (most over 6 feet), stronger, etc., even the ones who don't work out are muscular > they have lots of body hair, but still with a feminine distribution pattern > big breasts, and curvy in general too > big d--- (12 inches would be considered average) and \"balls\" (actually ovaries) normal vagina > biologists think this is logical: because women gestate, they need more space, so the ovaries HAVE to be outside: it's evolutionarily inevitable boys: > small and weak, big muscles extremely rare, less common than muscular women in our normal world > skinny > hardly any body/facial hair > small breasts > micropenis > internal testicles > vagina Sex: > males still produce sperm, but it's stored in the male uterus to have \"normal\" sex, the girl's penis goes in the boy's vagina > f------ is as you'd expect, eventually she e--------- inside him, and if she's considerate, she'll play with his micropenis, or make sure her balls slap it, or make sure she grinds into it (most girls, however, have an attitude of \"If he wants to c--, he can play with it himself.\" > (these types of orgasm are referred to as \"primary orgasms\", as they happen first during sex) > male primary orgasms, whether through sex or m-----------, do cause e----------, but into his uterus, instead of out of the body: this means that a boy who e--------- a LOT will eventually get a visibly swollen belly > the \"stuff\" she e--------- doesn't contain gametes though > instead, it contains enzymes that will cause the boy's c----- to relax, and make penetration into his uterus possible (1/2, comment too long) Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:18:52 No.79815015 >>79815018 >>79815142 >>79815008 it's still difficult though, lots of girls simply can't thrust hard enough, only the strongest, with the hardest d----, have any chance (caveat: multiple weaker girls can still work as a team to batter a boy's c----- into submission, although this is more of a p--- thing than normal couple sex) > if she does manage, this almost always causes the \"secondary orgasm\" for both partners: it's much more powerful, and caused by strong contractions of the male c-----, securely holding the female's penis head inside his uterus. 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