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They are also open to the idea of Bond being a person of color. (Source: independent.co.uk/news/barbara-b...) 0077 Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:06:13 No.206008465 >>206008622 >>206008698 >>206008730 >>206008831 >>206009071 >>206009197 >>206009247 >>206009276 >>206009985 >>206009991 >>206010631 >>206010712 >>206011072 >>206011851 >>206013014 >>206013044 >>206013062 >>206013247 >>206013319 >>206013524 >>206013832 >>206014038 >>206014822 >>206016436 >>206017119 >>206017583 >>206018152 >>206020058 >>206020162 Thoughts? 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