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It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying \"don't do it,\" but I did it, I had to -- I was praying \"please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone.\" And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... We love saying \"zombies,\" don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say \"Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected.\" Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say \"zombies,\" you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. 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