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F----- some girl. Don't remember her name. If you want to leave you can leave.\" >she actually does >heartbroken, text her every day telling her it wasn't real and I was just following advice I got online to be cool >tell her to look up Andrew Tate so she'll see what i mean >pretty sure she blocked me, all our friends hate me now What the f--- do I do? She was my first gf, I literally have nothing without her.","entry_id":6166,"entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/971/167/069.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 811; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/971/167/069.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 1.0856760374832664;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":160,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/971/167/069.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2970892","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2971256","created_at":"2024-12-17T19:21:02-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 20 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-12-17T19:25:10-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 20 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2971167-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":58,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2971167/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2971167/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"spoiler":false,"not_spoiler_or_nsfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2971167-greentext-stories#comments","id":2971167,"offset":18,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2970892-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous (ID: a2xCjAii) 12/17/24(Tue)19:14:02 No.491661319 >>491661371 >>491661572 >>491661616 >be 2025 >Trump wins second term, libs and media lose their minds >Everyone's convinced he's gonna pull the US out of NATO, sell Alaska back to Russia, and kiss Putin on live TV >Day 1: pulls troops back from Europe, calls Zelensky \"a nice kid, but it's not our problem\" >\"America first,\" they cheer >Ukraine starts to buckle, Russia's momentum grows, autocrats around the world celebrating >Suddenly, out of nowhere >US delivers 500 HIMARS systems, 10,000 Abrams, F-16s, Patriots, and drops the full industrial might of the American military on Russia's head >Russian positions get flattened in weeks, Kremlin in total panic >Putin starts crying on TV about \"Western aggression\" >China tries to play tough - Trump slaps them with 1000% tariffs and threatens to bomb their ports if they so much as blink at Taiwan >North Korea? 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You're welcome.\" >walks off stage to the sound of NATO leaders applauding and Zelensky tearing up >\"God Bless America\" plays as US troops raise the flag on a Kremlin reduced to rubble","entry_id":6166,"entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/970/892/f8d.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/970/892/f8d.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 2.6108786610878663;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":67,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/970/892/f8d.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2970861","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2971167","created_at":"2024-12-17T14:21:23-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"a day ago","updated_at":"2024-12-17T14:25:15-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"a day ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Drumpfs masterplan | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2970892-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":40,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2970892/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2970892/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"spoiler":false,"not_spoiler_or_nsfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2970892-greentext-stories#comments","id":2970892,"offset":19,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false}],"total_results":10,"ad":"<div class='ad-unit-wrapper' style='min-height: 301.5px;'>\n<div class='ad-unit-label'></div>\n<div class='incontent-leaderboard-unit-wrapper'>\n<div class='shemedia-ad' data-data-lazy='true' data-lazy='true' data-shemedia-size='wideincontent' id='kym_gallery_incontent_leaderboard_desktop_03'></div>\n</div>\n</div>\n"}],"page":2}