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But I'm afraid of getting too old before the opportunity arises. >>38379943 # >>38380544 # Anonymous >>38379928 # 12/25/24(Wed)12:06:40 No.38379943 Just make a grindr account with an ass pic on your profile You'll find someone in less than an hour","entry_id":6166,"entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/975/576/b85.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/975/576/b85.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0.571990171990172;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":304,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/975/576/b85.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2975575","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2975629","created_at":"2024-12-25T14:21:31-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"a day ago","updated_at":"2024-12-25T14:25:16-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"a day ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Anon sucks at being gay | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2975576-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":72,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2975576/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2975576/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"spoiler":false,"not_spoiler_or_nsfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2975576-greentext-stories#comments","id":2975576,"offset":18,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2975575-greentext-stories","alt":"onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point","entry_id":6166,"entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/975/575/c5d.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; 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