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OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/952/257/0b8.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/952/257/0b8.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 1;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":96,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/952/257/0b8.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952256","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952258","created_at":"2024-11-19T12:05:40-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"39 minutes ago","updated_at":"2024-11-19T12:10:13-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"34 minutes ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Anon is a thirsty hypocrite | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952257-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952257/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952257/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952257-greentext-stories#comments","id":2952257,"offset":22,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952256-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. 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I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 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What's this guy kvetching about? \u2610 Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 \u25ba >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? \u2610 Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). The Cuckistan flag \u2610 Anonymous (ID: V5n44Pbz) [11/19/24(Tue)19:35:17 No.488897680 File: FmuRt1ZXgAATS8V.jpg (165 KB, 1162x781) F------ retarded germoids","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/952/083/16e.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 848; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/952/083/16e.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":372,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/952/083/16e.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952082","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952253","created_at":"2024-11-19T06:22:48-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 6 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-19T06:25:48-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 6 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"German Excellence | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952083-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952083/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952083/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952083-greentext-stories#comments","id":2952083,"offset":27,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952082-greentext-stories","alt":"G made for Google # 1, No. 101173266 3 hours ago 1703146933959531 PNG 501x512 28.1 kB >lose in social to Zuck >lose cloud to Bezos >Abandon Nexus line of phones and tablets >pixel phones a joke >Android worse every year >Buy Nest and make it 100x worse >Buy Fitbit and make it 100x worse and then kill it >Invent tensor cores >lose the entire market to nvidia >Invent transformer models >lose the entire market to OpenAl >Your engineers make voice Cloning >They quit immediately and launch their own startup >Flood US schools with chromebooks that make kids despise computers >Piss off your own SEO parasites paying you after they find out you've been lying to years about how search works >Mostly known for making search worse, making youtube worse, being late to everything and killedbygoogle.com What exactly does Google have left that people like? Gmail?","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/952/082/fc8.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/952/082/fc8.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":201,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/952/082/fc8.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952081","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952083","created_at":"2024-11-19T06:22:43-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 6 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-19T06:25:47-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 6 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Anon asks: what is Google\u2019s problem? | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952082-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952082/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952082/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952082-greentext-stories#comments","id":2952082,"offset":28,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952081-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? 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Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >\"take thank yella chinks!\" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to \"their land, their blood\" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >\"we're just going to shoot them in the back?\" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of \"Hellstorm\" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my \"comrades\" on \"accident\" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/961/8ea.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/961/8ea.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":287,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/951/961/8ea.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951960","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952081","created_at":"2024-11-19T01:01:39-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 11 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-19T01:05:24-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 11 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Anon grieving over his slightly damaged ignorance. | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951961-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951961/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951961/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951961-greentext-stories#comments","id":2951961,"offset":30,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951960-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/960/0d5.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; 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Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/922/c9f.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 640; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/922/c9f.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":267,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/951/922/c9f.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951749","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951959","created_at":"2024-11-18T21:41:26-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 15 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-18T22:05:33-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 14 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"What a creative dad! | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951922-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951922/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951922/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951922-greentext-stories#comments","id":2951922,"offset":33,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951749-greentext-stories","alt":"File: images (1).jpg (30 KB, 452x678) Red Pill on the Maori Anonymous (ID: OtLaCroo 11/16/24(Sat) 18:19:03 No.488672740 >>488672797 >>488672836 >>488672995 >>488673103 >>488673249 >>488673256 >>488673532 >>488673813 >>488675699 >>488677043 >>488677048 >>488677201 >>488677308 >>488677325 >>488677357 >>488677616 >>488678307 >>488678849 >>488679408 >>488679501 >>488679866 >>488680150 >>488680228 >>488680394 >>488680458 >>488680653 >>488680678 >>488681045 >>488681683 >>488681784 >>488682049 >>488682961 >>488683011 >>488684231 >>488684728 >>488684769 >>488685754 >>488686282 >>488687891 >>488688866 >>488689043 The Maori have been flagged as a target by International Media and Globalist agenda pushers for two main reasons: 1. 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