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OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. 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Is all the pretend necessary?","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/952/255/1c5.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/952/255/1c5.png","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":262,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/952/255/1c5.png","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952254","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952256","created_at":"2024-11-19T12:05:29-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 3 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-19T12:10:10-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 3 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Island Defense | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952255-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952255/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2952255/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952255-greentext-stories#comments","id":2952255,"offset":27,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952254-greentext-stories","alt":"And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. 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I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 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What's this guy kvetching about? \u2610 Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 \u25ba >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? \u2610 Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). 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Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >\"take thank yella chinks!\" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to \"their land, their blood\" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >\"we're just going to shoot them in the back?\" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of \"Hellstorm\" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my \"comrades\" on \"accident\" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/961/8ea.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 960; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/961/8ea.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":287,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/951/961/8ea.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951960","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2952081","created_at":"2024-11-19T01:01:39-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 14 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-19T01:05:24-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 14 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"Anon grieving over his slightly damaged ignorance. | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951961-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951961/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951961/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951961-greentext-stories#comments","id":2951961,"offset":33,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951960-greentext-stories","alt":"Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/960/0d5.png","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; 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Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it","entry_title":"Greentext Stories","entry_link":"/memes/greentext-stories","is_photo":true,"image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/922/c9f.jpeg","image_style":"aspect-ratio: 0; max-width: 640; max-height: 500;","image_masonry":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/922/c9f.jpeg","image_masonry_style":"aspect-ratio: 0;","image_masonry_width":140,"image_masonry_height":267,"list_image":"https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/951/922/c9f.jpeg","veiled_image":"image-covers/long.png","next_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951749","previous_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951959","created_at":"2024-11-18T21:41:26-05:00","created_at_time_ago":"about 18 hours ago","updated_at":"2024-11-18T22:05:33-05:00","updated_at_time_ago":"about 17 hours ago","add_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos/new","gallery_link":"/memes/greentext-stories/photos","author_name":"Reddit Moments","author_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/users/reddit-moments","entry_name":"Greentext Stories","not_photo":false,"title":"What a creative dad! | /r/Greentext","comments_count":-1,"type":"image","thumbable_type":"Photo","favorite_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951922-greentext-stories/favorites","favorite_count":0,"views_count":0,"like_count":0,"dislike_count":0,"like_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951922/up","dislike_link":"/thumbs/Photo/2951922/down","image_thumbnail_style":"aspect-ratio: 16/9;","active":true,"inactive":false,"nsfw":false,"sfw":true,"tags":[{"title":"reddit","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22reddit%22%29","data":"reddit"},{"title":"greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext%22%29","data":"greentext"},{"title":"greentext memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22greentext+memes%22%29","data":"greentext memes"},{"title":"4chan","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan%22%29","data":"4chan"},{"title":"4chan memes","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%224chan+memes%22%29","data":"4chan memes"},{"title":"/r/greentext","link":"/search?context=images&q=tags%3A%28%22%2Fr%2Fgreentext%22%29","data":"/r/greentext"}],"has_tags":true,"comments_allowed":true,"comments_link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951922-greentext-stories#comments","id":2951922,"offset":36,"lazy":true,"not_lazy":false},{"category":"Meme","link":"https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2951749-greentext-stories","alt":"File: images (1).jpg (30 KB, 452x678) Red Pill on the Maori Anonymous (ID: OtLaCroo 11/16/24(Sat) 18:19:03 No.488672740 >>488672797 >>488672836 >>488672995 >>488673103 >>488673249 >>488673256 >>488673532 >>488673813 >>488675699 >>488677043 >>488677048 >>488677201 >>488677308 >>488677325 >>488677357 >>488677616 >>488678307 >>488678849 >>488679408 >>488679501 >>488679866 >>488680150 >>488680228 >>488680394 >>488680458 >>488680653 >>488680678 >>488681045 >>488681683 >>488681784 >>488682049 >>488682961 >>488683011 >>488684231 >>488684728 >>488684769 >>488685754 >>488686282 >>488687891 >>488688866 >>488689043 The Maori have been flagged as a target by International Media and Globalist agenda pushers for two main reasons: 1. 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