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They have a slight brownish stain in the middle of the gusset and a large skidmark to the rear. > The third pair are grey, with a heavily stained (off-white, perhaps slightly yellow) gusset, which appears to still be damp. There is also a faint skidmark. > The fourth is a purple thong, the smallest of the four items. While it has the same off-white staining as seen in some of the other garments, there is a large damp patch which you suspect is semen. The thong back has obviously been rubbing against the wearer's anus, and has several visible particles of faeces. > What do you do in this situation Mr. Anon? 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