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Aren't you a good driver?\" >tell him it's my car and I want him to have his seatbelt on >\"lol f--- you man just drive\" >okay >get on the road, accelerate to 40mph >slam on the brakes >roommate flies out of his seat, his face hits the windshield >oh s---, sorry bro. Maybe you should put your f------ seatbelt on >he does >I turn the car around and drive us back home F------ f----- can walk to his dealer's now. 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